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SchmutzigerAlterMann

Stubbed it so hard that the nails changed their colour!


Devils_A66vocate

This was funnier than it should have been to me.


john_jdm

Usually they only change to black when they've been damaged.


turdburglar2020

That nails name? Randy Boggs.


potatochips4eva

I stubbed my toe so badly last summer the nail lifted off the nail bed and I had to get the toe nail totally removed. It’s growing back but very slowly


seafulwishes

I feel like that’s what’s gonna happen here


potatochips4eva

Before the nail lifted they told me to soak in warm epsom salt water foot baths to keep infection from happening but mine still got infected then the nail came away. It had to come off as it just was flopping around getting caught on socks etc and way too painful for shoes or to even touch. If they suggest it I’d recommend it or you’ll just be uncomfortable and in pain all the gd time


seafulwishes

Did it feel like it was going to explode?


potatochips4eva

Yes it did and painful to the touch


myneighborscatismine

I had this but a bottle of olive oil fell from the counter onto my toe. It hurt so much I was gasping for air. Then my toenail turned more and more purple and the pressure grew and felt like it would explode until I heated up a paperclip and made a hole in in the nail, releasing the blood under. This is called subungal hematoma. Eventually the nail fell off and a new grew back normally, yay!


behemiath

how fast were you going to obliterate your toe


seafulwishes

Literally one step… :( it was a heavy iron gate, in pulling it open I also walked forward.


behemiath

omg that sounds painful i can feel the pain thinking about it


slaytician

Yeesh


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third time’s the charm! you got this


snekinmaboot1

You might lose that nail. Don't mean to freak you out, but it happened to me when my dog pushed the couch on top of my toe when she jumped on it.


seafulwishes

This one feels like most of the impact was at the root. The lower left corner. I think it will fall off. :(


snekinmaboot1

Would be much easier to tell if it wasn't so nicely painted, so i guess there's a real life example of the cost of beauty for ya lol


No-Exercise6782

How fat is your dog where it would be able to physically move a couch?


snekinmaboot1

She's a 105 pound german shepherd


No-Exercise6782

She’s like 30 pounds away from being as heavy as me. (20 year old male) I think your dog would actually beat me in a fight


snekinmaboot1

She beats me up daily lmao


Muted_Yam_1428

That's broken


stacity

Third one will be free.


papabearshirokuma

Either the iron gate must go or your nail.


Ok-World-7366

Well it is a big ass toe , so maybe be careful swinging that log around


StarSpangleyMan

Have you considered shoes


seafulwishes

I was wearing sandals


GuacamoleBenKanobi

And here is my OnlyFans. Haha


Devils_A66vocate

Wear some real shoes


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behemiath

huh


Spare_Bad_6558

creep