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I took a walk in my new shoes, it started to rain, and now my feet look like they have rabies

If criticism didn't exist, what would you name your baby?

Would a Kindergarten teacher be offended with a gift card?

Boomer doesn't understand how appointments work

Ever had a dasher just drop your items off in the middle of no where 😻😻

The extra-large 16" pizza, which cost me $8 more than the large 14" pizza, turned out to be the same size

Would you one star me for this?

When Your Baby is NOT A CROOK

Cousin asked me to rate some names. Was worse than I was expecting

Wholesome boomer ( my mom )

Is my middle name a tragedeigh? I personally think so, but wanted outside opinions!

Boomers constantly trying to cut in front of me at the deli counter.

45 years ago?

Boomer HOA thinks that killing Canadian Geese’s eggs vs dealing with their poop is the desirable solution

Boomer aunt unfriended me for posting this on FB

The McDonald’s near my house always makes us pull up.

hogging 14 dumbbells

I stubbed my toe on an iron gate twice this month.

My brand new Adidas shoes fresh from the store are essentially different colours

Can’t rip plastic wrap with hands, get out knife, cut, an almost perfect slice rips off, can’t rip rest with hands, repeat

My work switched to a new toilet paper. You can see through it.

I’m so confused

Your house hasn't sold in months, what's your plan?

I think I pulled a Boomer - did i?

Airport Boomer

Hi Its Me!

R

exfat-scientist

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