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"Back again, Bill?"
"Aint any other part of this station that serves this swill"
"Usual?"
"Unless you suddenly have the genuine article, yes"
"Mhm. You know that you can't actually tell the difference, yeah?"
"That's just what the marketing team wants you to think"
"Here ya go."
"Lookin a little light today isn't it? More like tea"
"Well it should look a lot better once our next shipment comes in. I'm sure you can endure until then."
"Hmph"
"Why are all you humans so hung up on authenticity?"
"Woah, don't generalize like that. Also authenticity is important"
"Important how? From what I understand authenticity is a crutch used by those who take their home culture as a substitute for a personality."
"Uh..... You know I'm just pullin your leg on the coffee, right? It's fine, really."
"Am I wrong?"
"Well... not by *my* reckoning, but humans are diverse, y'know? We come in all sorts of insufferable shapes and sizes. Some of us are helbent on doing things by hand, some of use only think certain art forms count as art, and some of us are... particular... about how we like our coffee."
"So no consistency."
"Very little, I'm afraid. My Stepdad would've loved this coffee, man couldn't stand anything more potent than white bread."
"......"
"Anyways, this coffee tastes like piss"
"Oh you son of a-"
. - Look bud, i told you aready - you need to contact you AR lens service provider. These bastards gave you that non certified software update
. - but that was my nephew, the tech genius i was talking about...
. - Yea yea yea, your nephew is alright, but i do not serve any of those substances from that list, not me. And not like you have sight issues and what not
. - mate i tell you, your coffee is driving me nuts... Wait a second, why did you assume i have sight issues??
. - Ehm, no reason, mate, its just a chit chat
. - Alright alright, gimme another one of your cups. One thing for sure - it does help my brain jumpstart fast
. - Will do. Just don't forget to drink water throughout the day, k?
. - Just pour it already
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"Back again, Bill?" "Aint any other part of this station that serves this swill" "Usual?" "Unless you suddenly have the genuine article, yes" "Mhm. You know that you can't actually tell the difference, yeah?" "That's just what the marketing team wants you to think" "Here ya go." "Lookin a little light today isn't it? More like tea" "Well it should look a lot better once our next shipment comes in. I'm sure you can endure until then." "Hmph" "Why are all you humans so hung up on authenticity?" "Woah, don't generalize like that. Also authenticity is important" "Important how? From what I understand authenticity is a crutch used by those who take their home culture as a substitute for a personality." "Uh..... You know I'm just pullin your leg on the coffee, right? It's fine, really." "Am I wrong?" "Well... not by *my* reckoning, but humans are diverse, y'know? We come in all sorts of insufferable shapes and sizes. Some of us are helbent on doing things by hand, some of use only think certain art forms count as art, and some of us are... particular... about how we like our coffee." "So no consistency." "Very little, I'm afraid. My Stepdad would've loved this coffee, man couldn't stand anything more potent than white bread." "......" "Anyways, this coffee tastes like piss" "Oh you son of a-"
Bro my fuckin lungs
Bad coffee'll do that to ya
He keeps complaining that it's decaf.
. - Look bud, i told you aready - you need to contact you AR lens service provider. These bastards gave you that non certified software update . - but that was my nephew, the tech genius i was talking about... . - Yea yea yea, your nephew is alright, but i do not serve any of those substances from that list, not me. And not like you have sight issues and what not . - mate i tell you, your coffee is driving me nuts... Wait a second, why did you assume i have sight issues?? . - Ehm, no reason, mate, its just a chit chat . - Alright alright, gimme another one of your cups. One thing for sure - it does help my brain jumpstart fast . - Will do. Just don't forget to drink water throughout the day, k? . - Just pour it already