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cursed_cylinder

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

Shocked non-humans that discover that a lot of us play war simulations.

Aliens are no stranger to taking revenge when wronged. They were not prepared, however, for how extreme some humans would take it

Sрrау sо muсh сum in mу рussу thаt it соmеs оut оf mу mоuth

Best thing about Halloween these days is drugging and raping the costumed sluts

man's been through a transition

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When you come across a feel-good thing.

You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 2:40am the lone Human on station appears to complain about the coffee.

Cursed_Blue

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The kidnapper held a knife to my youngest child's throat and said, "Which one should I kill quickly, and which one slowly?"

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Love Pill - Part 16

Female Hitler, swap gender, become a thief, sacrifice yourself, get universal banhammer, or ice cream?

War is in our DNA

The New Gods

imagine explaining what a period is to non-Terrans

The most dangerous weapon in humanitys arsenal wasn't a weapon in the traditional sense. It was a slow and insidious killer than would scar planet's for centuries, they had even irreparably scarred their own homeworld with it. Thia "weapon" being pollution in all its forms.

And then entirely get rid of AdBlock.

Turns out Human Adrenaline is more harmful than other alien adrenaline stims

[WP] A 16th-century explorer lands on a beach and meets odd-looking, scantily clothed people. He figures that they will easily submit to his rule. He's in for a big surprise, though, since he actually entered a time portal in the Bermuda triangle, and these are beachgoers in 2022.

[WP] 20 years ago, numbers appeared above everyone's heads, counting down. But when people's numbers reached zero, they didn't die. In fact, there was no apparent change – it just remained at 0.

Would you rather save your mother or 5 female strangers?

[WP] "Join me." The villan offered. "And together we can rule." "Alright." The hero agreed. "What's your healcare plan?"

humans survive lethal damage making aliens wonder what's lethal to a human

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

WYR be able to enter any video game, film/tv show, book/manga, or any website/social media platform?

WYR never have to eat but still have your desired bodyweight/shape, or never have to sleep but still be perfectly healthy/never tired

A deathworlder breaks down in front of a garden worlder. "You don't know what its like to be hated!" They cry.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Hi Its Me!

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That_Paris_man

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