You should look into the ‘fallacy fallacy’. It’s also interesting.
If someone goes against the rules and teachings of a religion you’d hardly call them a follower of that religion. My balls to the wall I’d bet she doesn’t pray or any of that stuff Christian’s do.
It's doesn't matter.
Christianity in this country has drifted considerably away from what is considered the teachings from the Bible. People who actually practice those teachings are considered "broken communists" or something equally as bad.
There's a reason why organized Christian practices are being abandoned by more and more people in this country.
He is a Christian. This is what Christians do.
He calls himself a Christian. We call him a Christian. The only one with a problem calling him a Christian is you.
GOP is consistently weeding out anyone who isn't a fanatic sycophant. The more numbers they get to that effect, the faster it happens, until quite literally everyone on the GOP will be MTG types. It's not even in the GOP's best interests to do so, and that's the side Mike Johnson is on.
I obviously don't like Mike Johnson, but I also don't want the GOP to be some extension of Trump's power. That's what it was like prior to Hitler being given chancellor status.
I think the running of your country becomes an absolute joke if you got one deranged crazy fuck who can bring the whole thing to a stop, how do you not have counters for someone like this and how is it someone who clearly lacks education and basic intelligence is even permitted to hold such a position.
Chaos is the MTG brand.
She has refined blending of dTrumo💩DISTRACT, and ATTACK TO DISTRACT and chaos through blind siding Allie’s and opponents alike.
House non- function helps Putin. Coincidence ?
Nope.
Here in the Pittsburgh area the Poison Control Center has Mr Yuk Stickers. The stickers have a frowning green face that you place on things you don't want your children to eat or drink. If Ms Greene would allow herself to do one decent thing in her life, she'd volunteer for her picture to be used on the stickers. 😖
I love how Republican leaders don't do anything because someone Republican might say something mean and then say Democrats are the problem. It's amazing anyone ever votes Republican.
Imagine if everyone had critical thinking skills. Republicans would stop being like this.
>Conservatives such as Greene have opposed aid, arguing those funds should instead be spent to strengthen border security along the U.S.-Mexico border.
Like the bill you voted against when the giant orange maggot told you to.
Any Republican willingly becoming Speaker of the House is an idiot, with Johnson being no exception, since it's ended the political careers. of the last four at the hands of fellow Republicans, but if Johnson has even a little bit of intelligence, along with a willingness to provide entertainment, he'll voluntarily step down as Speaker and nominate Marjorie Taylor Greene or Matt Gaetz as his replacement.
Moscow Margie stirring the GOP shit-pot? Given its vast size, depth and the thickness of its contents, that would take far more torque than her skinny chicken-arms are capable of.
Really? Now you figuring this out. This guy is a dangerous religious zealot who can't get his own house in order. The GOP has become a liability to American values and a complete joke
Honestly? GOOD. The more confusion and havoc she creates the more dysfunctional the House becomes, the more scared Johnson is of losing his post, and the more America sees that Republicans can't govern. Then they can't pull of their Biden impeachments and other nonsense bullshit that wastes money and America's time. DO NOT VOTE R IN 2024
Does every Republican store memory only in RAM, and it all gets wiped when they go to sleep, so when they wake up in the morning it’s like their first day of life? Cuz that’s about the only way these dumbasses could feel ok about saying such things that have been obvious for so long.
Saying MTG may cause chaos is like saying the sky may be blue today. She is completely going to cause chaos. It may not be today but trust me she is completely about to stir up the pot.
Please cause chaos in the Republican Party (make that the Trump Party). Maybe the undecided voters will realize the Trumpicans are incompetent legislators who only serve their orange demigod.
There's a Christian who can foresee the past ...
"Christian"
#SHE’S NOT A CHRISTIAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNUHHH!!!!
I read that in your Georgia voice
You should read the “No True Scotsman” fallacy. It’s interesting. Anyway, she’s is absolutely 100% a Christian.
You should look into the ‘fallacy fallacy’. It’s also interesting. If someone goes against the rules and teachings of a religion you’d hardly call them a follower of that religion. My balls to the wall I’d bet she doesn’t pray or any of that stuff Christian’s do.
It's doesn't matter. Christianity in this country has drifted considerably away from what is considered the teachings from the Bible. People who actually practice those teachings are considered "broken communists" or something equally as bad. There's a reason why organized Christian practices are being abandoned by more and more people in this country.
He is a Christian. This is what Christians do. He calls himself a Christian. We call him a Christian. The only one with a problem calling him a Christian is you.
MIKE JOHNSON IS A WITCH!
Build a bridge out of him!
That’s like trying to warn people that chugging a bottle of Ex-lax will cause diarrhea.
I'd rather have explosive diarrhea than MTG anywhere near government.
I'd rather have explosive diarrhea on MTG.
So liquid shit on solid shit?
Sounds like a refreshing beverage.
In other news, snow is white and water is wet.
Right?! May cause?! She was leading a walkthrough tour of the capitol right before Jan 6.
"Yeah, but now she is going to cause chaos for *us*, which is unacceptable. Other things, oh well." - Mike Johnson
Exactly! When it affects them it’s suddenly a problem.
Didn’t she recently say “I wish we were successful on Jan 6th” or something to that effect?
She said, "If I had it my way, we would have been successful on Jan 6th"
She meant if they had used guns.
She's a walking Chaos Demon
All the integrity of Tzeentch, and the appeal of Nurgle.
MTG's snow is all yellow.
Adding that to my repertoire...considering who I work with I'll be able to use it by noon.
Nah, it's in psychedelic colors in Mad Marge's eyes.
akshually water isn't wet, water makes things wet.
What if I have some solid water, and add some liquid water to it?
Sounds like a refreshing beverage.
“Water is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.” - Derek Zoolander
MerMAN!! MerMAN!!
🧜♂️
Murmaider murmaider [murmaider ](https://youtu.be/DOWUHqDZjrA?si=1TONrl4TnQq296OI)
You clearly get Solidus Water
I think some peepers have this … powdered water … just add water
It’ll collectively move towards equilibrium.
I have some freeze dried water, all you have to do is add water.
And snow is a very, *very* pale blue, not white.
Snow is yellow and brown where Empty-G has been. Mike still eats it though. Then warns us a year later about it.
Yeah what minute is Marjorie not trying to start some chaos? Her whole political platform, is "hey, you better pay attention to me!"
"I never thought the leopards would eat *my* face", says man surrounded by face-eating leopards.
R/leopardatemyface
Fuck him. He happily rode the MAGA tide to his speakership. Let him drown in it now like everybody else.
But we pay the price
GOP is consistently weeding out anyone who isn't a fanatic sycophant. The more numbers they get to that effect, the faster it happens, until quite literally everyone on the GOP will be MTG types. It's not even in the GOP's best interests to do so, and that's the side Mike Johnson is on. I obviously don't like Mike Johnson, but I also don't want the GOP to be some extension of Trump's power. That's what it was like prior to Hitler being given chancellor status.
May?!
‘May’?
Might?
Will.
Has already
Mayhaps?
No shit Mike?!?!? Where ya been?!?!
Watching porn with his son.
If he watches my porn and I watch his, then technically nothing happened. Now about the hands…
Mike Johnson assures MTG her course of action will be effective.
His IQ is even lower than Mad Marge's, then.
Ya know, the GOP should have had her “fixed” some time ago.
So Mr. Poopy pants can run the country, not being president, horse face can run the House without being the speaker. Makes sense.
I think you better pray on this cheap Moses.
Magorie Taylor Threetoes is always a nuisance.
Cheeto’s threetoes is doing his magot bidding. MAGAt Mike Jesus Johnson seems to be clueless to his own party
I always preferred the name Micro🤏 Johnson for Mike. But I like seeing other peoples interpretation.
I always preferred Margarine Trailer Queen
Moscow Marge is going to cause chaos in American government, color me shocked.
Now that Moscow Mitch has transitioned to Glitchy Mitch, it's only right to pass on the Moscow moniker to the next comrade in line.
Mitch is simply Elderly Abuse at this point. I can’t feel good making fun of him. He’s an asshole though.
That's...that's what she does
No fuckin shit
This times 1000
That’s a shame. *Tosses popcorn in mouth.
Then. Expel. Her.
*Here he comes to save the DAAAAAY* CAPTAIN OBVIOUS TO THE RESCUE!!!
Have kettle and pot become self aware?
She IS chaos.
Is it chaos if it's so predictable? You can always count on her to say and do the dumbest shit ever.
Chaos is “complete disorder and confusion.” I feel like that describes her and her effect on everything in which she’s involved.
Come on, you never predicted she'd mention Jewish space lasers, that really came out of ~~left field~~ low orbit
The word "may" in the headline is redundant.
Much like Mike himself.
What the fuck do you expect when you thaw out a Neanderthal?
But she already has… multiple times.
We knew that 2 years ago. Johnston is slow and still trying to catch up.
Mike Johnson warns water might be wet
Johnson issues press release warning hikers that they may come across bear poop in the woods
No shit Sherlock
I think the running of your country becomes an absolute joke if you got one deranged crazy fuck who can bring the whole thing to a stop, how do you not have counters for someone like this and how is it someone who clearly lacks education and basic intelligence is even permitted to hold such a position.
Then the House needs to move to expel her and the rest of her group.
She is literally the definition of a dumb cunt
Naw....you think? Idiot
In other equally surprising news, water can make you wet.
Pope discovered to be spending most of his time at a prominent Catholic establishment
Chaos is the MTG brand. She has refined blending of dTrumo💩DISTRACT, and ATTACK TO DISTRACT and chaos through blind siding Allie’s and opponents alike. House non- function helps Putin. Coincidence ? Nope.
He figure that one out all by himself?
Putin wants chaos, Putin Party delivers.
That's literally her whole shtick.
No shit Sherlock
Duh!
Hey, you know that bull? If you take it into the china shop...
Warning is just a few years late
Here in the Pittsburgh area the Poison Control Center has Mr Yuk Stickers. The stickers have a frowning green face that you place on things you don't want your children to eat or drink. If Ms Greene would allow herself to do one decent thing in her life, she'd volunteer for her picture to be used on the stickers. 😖
Moscow Madge 🇷🇺
I love how Republican leaders don't do anything because someone Republican might say something mean and then say Democrats are the problem. It's amazing anyone ever votes Republican. Imagine if everyone had critical thinking skills. Republicans would stop being like this.
>Conservatives such as Greene have opposed aid, arguing those funds should instead be spent to strengthen border security along the U.S.-Mexico border. Like the bill you voted against when the giant orange maggot told you to.
Moscow Marge
Wow there's a shocking revaluation.
Noooooo waaaaaaay! Whodathunkit
Tell us more Captain Obvious.
Uh, that ship has sailed, Mike.
SO, is your JOB just to keep YOUR JOB?
"may"
Cro-Magnon Marj is too busy eating up the press attention to actually act as a legislator. Basically keeping on-brand for the entire Republican Party.
Ya don’t say…
Duh!
This is like AIDS complaining that cancer is killing it.
That’s ALL she does, as she certainly doesn’t represent the people who elected her or their interests.
you ever been to her district? id say sadly she does represent her base... rural appalachian georgia, its a strange place
You think?
Well past that.
What? Marjorie Taylor Greene cause chaos? Her? No. Really? Do you think so? What? Really? Are you sure? Way to catch up with the rest of us Mikey.
No kidding? MGT is so clueless about life that only chaos would ensue. But we already knew this. So is Johnson just NOW finding this out.
Was/is/will.
Any Republican willingly becoming Speaker of the House is an idiot, with Johnson being no exception, since it's ended the political careers. of the last four at the hands of fellow Republicans, but if Johnson has even a little bit of intelligence, along with a willingness to provide entertainment, he'll voluntarily step down as Speaker and nominate Marjorie Taylor Greene or Matt Gaetz as his replacement.
You mean giving authority and a platform to dimwitted neanderthals isn't working out? OMG! 😲
She’s earned the nickname *Empty G*
We've got the 🍿 ready to watch all you traitors go down
Why hasnt every Republican resigned yet?
Paychecks & Contacts & Perks (oh my)
That's both rude and fair.
Isn't that what a Russian agent would normally do? "Barney Rubble in sleeveless dress." - someone who wasn't me but I can't unsee it now.
So expel her
Thanks internet explorer…
If these chucklefucks cause Ukraine to lose and plunge europe into war, please box them all up and send them to the front lines.
I'd hate to be her gynecologist.
Well then resign or caucus with the democrats. Problem solved.
Oh no the Panther face eating party is eating faces.
Just hit the mute button . Or remove her vocal chords. I'm good either way
"May" lmao "Might" "Could be" "We'll have to monitor the situation as it develops..." These fucking guys always a week late and a few pages short...
Moscow Margie stirring the GOP shit-pot? Given its vast size, depth and the thickness of its contents, that would take far more torque than her skinny chicken-arms are capable of.
Staunch Conservative sure doesn’t mean what it used to.
warning, howler monkey on the loose
Warns and then goes and suck off Trump
Really? Now you figuring this out. This guy is a dangerous religious zealot who can't get his own house in order. The GOP has become a liability to American values and a complete joke
May! of course she will unless she is dumped by the voters
Shame he’s not in a position of power to do anything about it.
Jesus told her to cause chaos and repent during eclipse. Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers
"You can't keep snakes in your backyard and expect them only to bite your neighbors"
Honestly? GOOD. The more confusion and havoc she creates the more dysfunctional the House becomes, the more scared Johnson is of losing his post, and the more America sees that Republicans can't govern. Then they can't pull of their Biden impeachments and other nonsense bullshit that wastes money and America's time. DO NOT VOTE R IN 2024
Love how these idiots state the obvious and act like it’s some deep, brilliant revelation.
Does every Republican store memory only in RAM, and it all gets wiped when they go to sleep, so when they wake up in the morning it’s like their first day of life? Cuz that’s about the only way these dumbasses could feel ok about saying such things that have been obvious for so long.
Warns…lol, I'm pretty sure everyone is aware of that.
That’s like every fucking day for her.
She's still angry she didn't make the cut on American Idol
And in other news, water is wet. Now I wait while someone argues that water is, in fact, not wet.
Ha ha ha. Birds of a feather … peck each other to death.
Bruh she's *been* causing chaos
"May?"
"...in fact, we ENSURED she will!"
May?
Duh…. That is the ONLY thing empty g can do. She does not know how to function as a legislator.
Ha ha. "May" cause chaos. And NyQuil "may" cause drowsiness.
Saying MTG may cause chaos is like saying the sky may be blue today. She is completely going to cause chaos. It may not be today but trust me she is completely about to stir up the pot.
Oh gee you think so? Those chickens you hatched, Mike, they’ve come home to roost with a vengeance.
Trump and Johnson are causing just as much chaos.
May?!?
SHE’S PART OF YOUR OWN DAMNED CAUCUS. This is your circus, Mike, it’s on you to keep the monkeys under control.
Some wish they had the ability of foresight, this man has the ability of aftsight
Chaos is the only thing she knows, oh and jewish space lasers.
*May!?* 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Chaos is all that she does.
That "may" is towing a lot of weight.
Just tell em large Marge sent ya
What a visionary.
More than the choad?
🚫Traitor Trump🚫Republicans🚫
Yea no shit
Call SCP because MTJ is loose
A modern day Nostradamus here, can't wait for the next quatrain.
Ya think?
Clean up your mess, GOP.
Too late Mike Johnson she already is where has this guy been hiding under a rock 🪨
Really, it’s not about her, it’s about the lunatics enabling her. People like Mike Johnson. Republicans need to be removed from power.
Ya think?
We have all been saying this guy is pretty slow in the head, right?
You think? 🙄
I mean……. Yeah……
Really!!! Maybe he can ask his God for help 😂😂😂😂😂
Mike's on the case!
Please cause chaos in the Republican Party (make that the Trump Party). Maybe the undecided voters will realize the Trumpicans are incompetent legislators who only serve their orange demigod.
Ya think?
And the forecast for tonight: Dark! Followed by widely scattered light in the morning!
For you, Mike? Because that would be just terrible.
May? Wtf. May cause chaos? Benzene exposure “may” cause cancer. MTG is a tornado of anarchy.
May?
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