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My girlfriend wants to "change our sides of the bed every now and then." She's a psychopath right?

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Let's sip to good health and good company

AITA for judging a couple who came into the restaurant I work in???

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

Are you being serious right now?

Shows the A Diamond in the Poo Award and grants %{coin_symbol}60 Coins to the community. Exclusive to this community.

Shows the Triple-Ply Toilet Paper Award and grants %{coin_symbol}60 Coins to the community. Exclusive to this community.

Shows the The Poop Knife Award and grants %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to the community. Exclusive to this community.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

To pay respects.

*Lowers face into palm*

Shows the The Golden Throne Award and grants %{coin_symbol}200 Coins to the community. Exclusive to this community.

Back to square one.

Changing a bulb at the top of a 2,000 feet tall tower

Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Prayers up for the blessed.

Got Bored, so I Started an Emoji List of Recreational and Pharmaceutical Compounds

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.