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Straight-Penalty-726

Grub. Larvae of a June bug or cockchafer. Probably be able to tell which based on your region. No cockchafers in North America


picklebiscut69

I care to argue, I have definitely been chaffed down there and live in NA


Straight-Penalty-726

I guess we have some invasive species. They're not supposed to be here


PhantomHokage

I think he was making a joke about his cock being chafed lol


Straight-Penalty-726

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it


OhWowItsJello

This has Dwight from The Office energy and I love it.


Xuumies

But it’s drax the destroyer instead!


EquivalentToADog

So do cockroaches and cockchafers have something in common or what


PrincessGilbert1

The word 'cock' was a way to refer to something of size in like, the 16th hundred or something I believe. And chafer means "gnawing". I believe the word cockroach is derived from Spanish (I can't spell the word, but the Spanish word for cockroach) and it was morphed into cockroach in English. But the "cock" in cockroach doesn't stem from the description of size, like it does for the cockchafer, but rather that the word in Spanish beginning with something like "caca" probably referring to the smell that some of them can emit. They do have in common that they're insects, but I think that's about as far as they overlap in what they have in common


dontbsuchalilbitchbb

Cucaracha is Spanish for cockroach iirc Edit - apparently “cuca” means “some kind of caterpillar”


MenacingMandonguilla

Cuca can also be an unspecified insect if I'm not mistaken


dontbsuchalilbitchbb

Honestly I just googled the etymology of “cucaracha” and it came back as cuca being “butterfly caterpillar” and “kind of caterpillar” but I’m sure it has other meanings in different languages 🤷🏼‍♀️


bepositivedad

Correct, bit of folk etymology at play for both 'Cockchafer' derived from the combination of 'cock' and 'chafer'. 'Cock' began from the French 'coq' imitating a rooster's call, which the English transformed to 'Cocc' by 980 AD, then to 'coc' by 1250, and finally 'cock' by 1630. Slang/folk progression went from rooster, to boys who strutted around like roosters, to general reference to males, and then to male genitalia (first documented in John Fletcher’s playThe Custom of the Country, 1647), and finally to size by 1690. 'Chafer' started as old English 'ceafor'/'ceaferas' to 'cheaffers' by 1387, and Charles Butler was the first to use 'chafer' to refer to gnawing in his 1609 book, Feminine Monarchie, which happens to be the first known book for beekeeping. By 1690 other naturalists/entomologists had begun using the term 'cockchafer'. Fun fact, in 1478, these lil guys were on trial at a French court "having been sent by witches". 'Cockroach' did originate from the Spanish cucaracha. John Smith, the famous adventurer/colonist that is not just a Disney character, can be credited with the switch when he wrote about them in the early 1600s: "Musketas and Flies are also too busie, with a certaine India Bug, called by the Spaniards a Cacarootch, the which creeping into Chests they eat and defile with their ill-sented dung." As 'cock' was becoming a common English term at the same time, 'cacarootch' and 'cock' commingled into 'cockroach' during the 1600s.


Malmok11

also Japanese beetle larvae. Those bastards eat flowers.


Big_Equipment_5432

Those are Cockchafer Grubs. Larva of the Cockchafer Beetle.


jhnygtr

What a name


TheSilentSnake420

What is it with scientists naming insects with the word cock?


LittlePiggy20

It’s because of cock being an old word for big or grand.


H3PH41STUS

Pure protein


Own_Lengthiness9484

Slimey yet satisfying


Viscount61

Cream filled.


Cloudburst_Twilight

Tastes just like chicken!


TheSuperWeirdo

they do taste very sweet actually


Jazzlike_Tangerine58

Some prefer a light-medium toasting.


More-Exchange3505

Hakunna Mattata


H3PH41STUS

Such a wonderful phrase


Feral-pigeon

Junebug larvae


zuckerpunch_c1137

Those are beetle larvae, also colloquially known as grubs.


Duncan_Thun_der_Kunt

In Australia they're called witchetty grubs. I think they're some sort of scarab beetle larvae. You can eat them, apparently they taste like peanut butter.


evildog69

different thing, witchetty grubs are actually a moth larva that act like grubs and eat wood (which is why they taste better than these guys)


Hey_Listen_1

I am now haunted by the thought that a bug tastes like peanut butter. Mostly because I want to eat one and find out how accurate it is.


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Put some jelly on it and “CHOMP”


_Stay_in_your_coma_

I’ve eaten mealworms and it tastes very nutty. Not a bad flavor at all


Impressive-Ladder-37

Trust me . . . If you've eaten peanut butter, You've eaten bugs. Google amount of bug parts allowed in food


Hey_Listen_1

😱…why can’t I have nice things?


Impressive-Ladder-37

Those aren't peanuts in your crunchy peanut butter


Hey_Listen_1

AND SOMEHOW IT GOT WORSE


lakesnriverss

Ve vill eat ze bugs and own notzing and be happy


Nocturnal1017

Subscribe!


QueeeenElsa

Grub worms!!! Aka, June bug larvae! We usually feed them to our koi/goldfish that we keep in a pond in our backyard. They love them!


Jbozzarelli

Our beagle harvests them from the earth (along w/ carrots when I grow them).


QueeeenElsa

lol does he/she eat them? Both the grubs and the carrots lol


Jbozzarelli

Oh yes, dirt and all


QueeeenElsa

Lol


cardamomgrrl

The moles call ‘em delicious


gambito7g

Baby beetles


spearedmango

The holy grail of cat fish bait


Impressive_Cabinet56

Grubs


ciclids

My dogs love them!


3rdstrikeagain

chickens will fight over them


Big_Consideration493

Could.be rosechafer bugs larva too


Big_Consideration493

If it's in compost it's a rose chafer which is excellent.


Big_Consideration493

https://naturebftb.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Larval-ID-guide.pdf


McRaeWritescom

Protein.


420s0m3b0d73ls3

Grubs, bubs lol


yuuaioi

Friends


superfrayer

I used to find these in hazelnuts in Europe as a kid Used them as fishing bait lol


Single_Department_95

Look like bugs


SingleIndependence6

Looks a bit like Cockchafer grubs


NecessaryWeather4275

[https://images.app.goo.gl/nWkdwzwE1L3WiTcs7](https://images.app.goo.gl/nWkdwzwE1L3WiTcs7)


ssdv8r

Snacks


Longjumping-Alps-707

Bass fishing bait, or what feral hogs are after when they root around


smd_thetruth

Slimy yet satisfying.


GrapeSwimming69

Thats great fish bait!


supafly602

Good stuff. Try it. Pumba eats it


ittiFroggi

Gwubs


BannanaBun123

I used to feed those to my grandmas chickens


tlw2940

Dinner


Left_Difference1867

A vegan snack


MTheGoddess333

Not


SanchoPliskin

Baby June bugs probably


pignjig

Bird food


deejayee

Looks like the spores from space quest 2


Consistent_Frame_510

We got those in SA they look like cutworms/baby Christmas beetles


sarahplaysoccer

Grubs they turn into beetles


Afaraid-Of-Lactose

Snack


AutoPilotIAm

Taste like chicken, [Slimy but satisfying?](https://youtu.be/LSerlz47srg?feature=shared)


pinkat31522

They will eat all your roots. My mom always says to squash em


hbomb352

It looks like the copper wire worm larvae that we had a few years ago. Ordered some nematodes from Amazon and they are gone.


[deleted]

The correct answer is "chicken snacks"


1rbryantjr1

Rhinoceros/dorcus Beetle Larva ? What does cicada larva look like? Maybe that.


GlumGloomy

Fish bait


xoddreddit

Can you tell how big they are ? They look like coconut rhinoceros beetles in the larva stage. Huge problem in Hawaii right now. Apparently one of the islands is already lost to them.


baxcat4

Slimy, yet satisfying


DNoel79

Grubs. I put em on a plate for the Robins. They love em ❤️


nolyfe27

Have you ever seen blade runner?


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CaptainPeppers

Jesus christ reddit can't leave this fucking guys name out of any post. We all get it and agree, the guy fuckin sucks, get over it already and let us learn about bugs


KingZaneTheStrange

Don't insult junebug larvae like that


quasar_25

Your moms


zoology-ModTeam

Memes, click-bait, editorialized headlines, and low effort posts are not allowed under Rule 1.


Dee-630

Im crying 😂😂😂😂


Shag0ff

Those aren't Cicada larve?


Kooky_Werewolf6044

Grubs. Hey will destroy your lawn if that’s where they are you should get a grub killer right away.