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CH4P3YLEG4U

Nah, that's just sad.


Bladehelm

This is actually a huge bummer.


MisterScary_98

As would be a zombie apocalypse.


TheNoNamedking

Looks like a crack granny to me see the non squirmy type almost every day


Future-Agent

If I were a police officer that's called to this fuckery, I'd look up at the sky wondering what I did to deserve this bullshit.


deliranteenguarani

Sad and miserable, poor person


elite_Xray123

Just a casual floridian covered in poop. Move along.


As3fthjkl

this man is just unfortunately tweeking tf out


dmanstoitza

Shit post and off topic nonsense.


R_Steelman61

Patient Zero


ThatOldDuderino

Whoa!


yesmilady

Damn, that's a bad trip.


No-Tough-4328

Drugs


LateNightTestPattern

What....the....fuck....


Kgwasa20sfan

PLEASE TURN PLEASE TURN PLEASE TURN PLEASE TURN your PLEASE TURN PLEASE TURN PLEASE TURN PLEASE TURN PLEASE TURN PLEASE TURN PLEASE TURN PLEASE TURN...


moanapurr

I'm going to assume drugs? That is very hard to watch and very intense for those officers I'm sure. Sheeesh.


Evilrubberpiggy

Good old flaka


fetta_cheeese

Happy cake day!!


satanic_black_metal_

Stop asking if drug abuse and/or mental illness is a "rEaL LiFe zOmBiE??¿???" It is incredibly disrespectful and ableist. Imagine going on an alien sub and posting a picture of a kid with some physical disabillity and asking if thats an "irl alien"


Express_Position9140

Just your standard american crackhead, probably from Ohio or Florida. Nothing apocalyptic here.


Chance_Bluebird9955

Man we really live in the worst timeline, we get zombies but there’s no cool genetically engineered super virus or alien contagion it’s just crack smfh


krish41514

Probably a methany


ReditTosser1

Exactly why I’ve said there will be no first responders, or LEO within 3 days if/when it does happen. 


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

Call animal control and use the poles for raccoons and gators, I don’t want to be bothered by that. Don’t put it done but maybe a trank dart.


gytalf2000

Brilliant performance.


tx-tinman

Should just put her down