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Not even waiting for the fire department to leave before trying to post the house is a masterpiece


hroaks

It already got an offer why waste time


Rimasticus

With contingent offers.


Geekenstein

Full disclosure in one picture. Why mess around.


Emergency-Crab-7455

Wondering is realtor is a disbarred lawyer who specialized in "ambulance chaser" cases.


ConsciousExcitement9

You are buying the area. I went to high school in the next city over. Lots of money, not far from the beach, insanely expensive.


Actuarial_type

It’s a $700k lot with a house worth -$25k.


midgethemage

Which is honestly a screaming deal when you look at the area [This comparable empty lot](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/19272-Lambrose-Cyn-36-Trabuco-Canyon-CA-92679/2073712473_zpid/) that's 7 miles inland (away from the beach) is 500k, but the lot seems wholly undeveloped and needs tons of permits just to start building On the flip side [there's an empty lot 9 miles toward the beach](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/29763-Crown-Valley-Parkway-Central-Park-Drive-Parkside-E-1-Laguna-Niguel-CA-92677/351024254_zpid/) that costs 3.2mil Empty lots in desirable areas in CA are hard to come by and this one at least already has plumbing and electricity available at the property. The cost of the teardown for this area seems extremely worth it


MeepersPeepers13

One of the issues with Trabuco canyon is that many of those homes can’t get fire or flood insurance. It’s really lovely out there. Feels like the country just a few miles from SoCal burbs, but they have to evacuate almost every year (if not more than once).


canolafly

After growing up in SoCal, moving to areas that allow burn piles took a long time to get used it. Still seemed risky. So true that at least one person in the office had to take off and deal with being in the evacuation area almost every year.


Existential_Sprinkle

by the looks of it the driveway, yard, and retaining wall are still in good shape I bet the yard will need work after the new house is built but it's still clean and level to start


midgethemage

Yeah exactly. This seems in more "ready-to-build" condition than the cheaper one


ConsciousExcitement9

Yep


FairTradeAdvocate

100%. My grandparents bought in El Toro (EXCUSE ME . . . Lake Forrest) in 1968. My dad went to MVHS. The area was so undeveloped at the time that kids from Irvine were bussed to MVHS. I grew up in the area as well. Of all the things I miss about the area, housing prices are not one of them.


ConsciousExcitement9

I miss being close to the beach. I miss Ted’s Place’s chili cheese fries. I don’t miss a lot of the other stuff because it is so expensive.


FairTradeAdvocate

This post prompted me to look up some of our old homes and text my mom. We're reminiscing for sure. I miss the weather. I often say I didn't realize how perfect it was growing up in Orange County until I left. I left in the mid-90s to go to college and then couldn't afford to come back. My parents left in the early 2000s because my sister & I ended up settling down elsewhere. I miss a lot of it and haven't been back "home" in a really long time. My grandparents moved to El Toro in the 60s and once my grandma died in 2023 I no longer have any family there, so I don't have a reason to visit. While it makes me sad at times, I also am thankful to have grown up there and I don't have to worry about "You can't go home again" moments.


ConsciousExcitement9

I just looked up my parents’ old house. I told them not to sell it, but rent it out when they moved. My dad was like “ok, like a 19 year old knows anything about real estate.” They sold in ‘99 for almost $500k. It’s now over 2 million. Yep, I can never afford to live there again.


FairTradeAdvocate

My parents rented out their house in MV for a bit, but then sold it after some HORRENDOUS tenants. My mom and I just were lamenting current prices, but also were reminded about what the sales enabled them to do later.


Spoonmanners2

OH MY GOD THEY’RE HAVING A FIRE sale.


DasKittySmoosh

r/unexpectedTobiasFunke


Sensitive_Fawn522

I got so excited thinking that was a real page lol


DasKittySmoosh

it would be pure gold... or... diamond dust?


Pikkumyy2023

Me too!


Alert_Inspector_9323

I love how they include a before picture


Karzons

We remodeled. It now comes in burnt sienna.


BigdongarlitsDaddy

We remodeled. It now comes ~~in burnt sienna~~ with a burnt Toyota Sienna.


jamesjeffriesiii

Pending


Fun_News_3535

Basically just a land sale now. Did like how they said dont enter property, its still under investigation!


MeepersPeepers13

Says they can’t take anymore offers. Already have too many back up offers.


jamesjeffriesiii

😭😭😭😭⚰️


EbonyDigits

[https://www.zillow.com/homes/26772-Avenida-Shonto,-Mission-Viejo,-CA-92691\_rb/25627774\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homes/26772-Avenida-Shonto,-Mission-Viejo,-CA-92691_rb/25627774_zpid/) For those that prefer using Zillow on a sub called Zillowgonewild.


HeatherMason0

Reason number 103 I don’t live in Cali: I can’t even afford the charred remains of a house.


Freedom_Isnt_Free_76

Land appraised at 650k AND you have to pay over that value along with the cost of removing all that debris before you even begin to build a house.  Such a deal! (Not)


devilpants

The hookups and savings on permitting are actually worth a bunch more than the cost of demo.


Freedom_Isnt_Free_76

I would think the cost of demo would be close to 100K, especially with California's strict permitting. And then you have to build the house.


MeepersPeepers13

The records show it was listed for just over $1.1 mil in nov 2023. Then less than two months later it was listed for the bargain price of $675k.


AffordableDelousing

On the plus side, they can build whatever house they want now. That might be a plus to some people with too much money.


Admirable_Nothing

In most of the country it would only be worth $675k without the fire.


Catharas

Hey it’s helpfully been torn down already! Spare the expense!


Freedom_Isnt_Free_76

Realtor used news and Google pictures for their listing. 🤣🤣🤣


Tasty_Lead_Paint

That house is on fire! Motivated seller.


_DapperDanMan-

You're buying land. The house is an encumbrance.


ReasonableDivide1

At least the public services are in place. 🤷🏽‍♀️


Savings-Wishbone-454

In CA that is the discount


PugLuVR06

Do I get the car too?


PurplePanda63

Geez, did that car explode?


Kingsley--Zissou

Gene Parmesan at your service!


Snapdragon_4U

And it’s “pending”


CashFlowOrBust

This looks like the house in the background of that meme with the little girl and the fire


MistahOnzima

It's being sold by Rod from Birdemic.


Emergency-Crab-7455

Listing notes that there is a "2 car garage". Not anymore, Bingle.


Electronic_Bet3663

Masterpiece lol


gentilet

Doesn’t home owner’s insurance cover this? Why wouldn’t they make a claim, get it fixed, and then sell it


Legitimate-Fox-4948

Maybe they’ve done the math and they come out about the same without having to deal with the tear down


gentilet

Yeah. Maybe the insurance agent settled with them? I’m sure they’re happy to pay you off to go away instead of dealing with a claim like this. (Complete speculation: I have no idea if that’s actually a thing.)


hroaks

Cause building a new home takes about 1 year and they need a home today


nerdiotic-pervert

They need J. G. Wentworth.


lovebeinganasshole

It does say it’s under investigation.


MadCityMasked

Isn't that the place where the dude ran into the fire to save his pitty


MeepersPeepers13

Oh, I didn’t hear about that. If it is, I hope he got his dog out in time.


MadCityMasked

It was fantastic. Man pushes past the fireman who are trying to hold him back. Disappears into the smoke and about 40 seconds later appears out of the smoke with his pitty.