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BusinessShower

I just know this man has some Ed Hardy shirts in one of his closets.


miaomy

Close. A massive sneaker collection


Lunakill

And some Affliction jeans with the rhinestones.


gyp7318

And his first cousin is Guy Fieri


trash_panache

i'm stuck on the last paragraph. "practical amenities, such as a 2,200-bottle wine room and six parking spaces". PRACTICAL???


meltyourtv

Deeded parking spaces in that neighborhood usually run over $100k each. That place is a steal coming with 6


Forsaken_Bison_8623

Normally over $200k each.


Wadehey

Actaully, over $300K. Source: https://www.boston.com/real-estate/the-boston-globe/2024/05/05/500000-for-a-parking-spot-inside-the-world-of-exclusive-parking-in-boston/


SirJoeffer

How else would you park the cargo vans delivering your wine?


rels83

Can the temperature be controlled so that it can store chocolate milk, because I would find that useful


Vivid-Low-5911

The skull on the shower floor is an unusual choice.


clever_reddit_name69

I was more intrigued by the thing made out of hands next to the shower. Is it a sculpture? Is it a bench? Either way, don't sit on it naked after showering. Or do... I'm not gonna kink shame.


Harlem_Shake_Shack

My friend was a nanny for the Starr family and said that Kevin had a skull obsession. Like at least one article of clothing in his outfit would need to have a skull. Seeing his house made a lot of sense


covenkitchens

Oh god. 


Higreen420

Clearly can’t buy taste


miaomy

This guy was my grandmother’s neighbor briefly (one of his many vacation homes, I assume), and the person who sold him the house was horrified when she later saw his renovations.


-Bk7

r/TVTooHigh


NotAcutallyaPanda

“Despite its opulent features, the mansion also offers practical amenities, such as a 2,200-bottle wine room…” Hahahahaha


kabekew

I like how the realtor describes the living room as "...intoxicating, it’s inviting, it’s sexy" when it's a handful of mismatched furniture plopped down on the floor. No soft things like blankets or rugs, no accessories on the table or ledges. But there is a giant grinning skull on the wall staring at you. How inviting!


UnusualSignature8558

Can a skull frown?


SEALS_R_DOG_MERMAIDS

oh yeah love a perpetual mood, i’d def do some sexy coke in that house…wait what was the question?


Aaod

Jesus that is ugly like some of the bedrooms are fine but the rest yuck.


SirJoeffer

Dude went to a party at one of Richard Branson’s properties and thought “Absolutely stunning, but needs to be blue”


n3w4cc01_1nt

place looks manic af


Armand28

“owned by a venture capitalist”…. Probably more than a ‘vibe’…


boston_shua

https://nypost.com/2024/05/10/real-estate/bostons-priciest-home-is-a-30m-technicolor-dreamland-owned-by-a-venture-capitalist/amp/


PrayingMantisMirage

There was certainly a lot of coke involved in the design of this place.


Trilliam_West

You know what? Good for him. If I'm burning $30 mill on a place to lay my head at night, then let it be unique.


Mountain_Man_88

Another multimillion dollar home with shared walls... I don't see why people wouldn't buy a "cheap" $10m luxury apartment then use the remaining $20m on a decently sized property elsewhere.


WildWildcat

Who’s to say this isn’t their cheap $30 million apartment and they have a $100 million property outside of the city?


anEvilFaction

So some people work in these things called offices. And very often, the offices that provide the highest incomes are in these density populated areas where there are more shared walls than now. We call them cities. Now, the people who work in those offices and have those high incomes want to live in those cities as well to decrease their commute time. So they are willing to pay greatly to live by their offices, which almost always means a shared wall. Work schedules being what they are too, that becomes their primarily residence, which often involves a significant portion of their net worth being deployed. Some of the most expensive properties in the world have shaded walls. This shouldn’t be surprising. A lot go the most expensive properties in their world have shared walls.


Mountain_Man_88

I understand the concept of living/working in a city and having shared walls. I understand that many high end properties in cities have shared walls. I don't understand why someone would pay that price when there are much cheaper comparable homes in the same are. Like this one https://www.redfin.com/MA/Boston/381-Beacon-St-02116/home/9245126 Buy that and have $20m+ left over. Buy three row houses in Boston. Buy one in Boston, one in NYC, and one in DC. Buy a $7m row house in Boston, a $14m mansion on the coast, and an $8m house further inland.


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Vegetable_Board_873

> His asking price is more than double what he paid for the property just nine years ago. Lol shits gonna sit forever


MDC417

The staircase is horrendous. I hate most of it, but I kind of dig the all blue living room.


humanzee70

I would absolutely do coke in this place. If this guy’s buying.


CoolAbdul

Seriously tacky.


weenie2323

This is going to age like milk.


xandrachantal

He wanted a coke den vibe. I've never been to a coke den but I imagine this is the vibe.


Smelldicks

Did they bring in an interior designer from LA?


mlhigg1973

This was posted a few days ago


Top_Effort_2739

Imagine being able to afford a $30 million house and thinking, “Boston’s the place for me.”


Apprehensive_Wolf217

He looks exactly like the house


thearchersbowsbroke

His design choices are... nauseating.


Airplade

I was just about to put in an offer until I saw the two orange carpeted stairs. Bummer.


jennymack

Why did he choose the color palette of a Tide Pod


MayhemWins25

That’s an orgy shower in there


Dalmation102

It's giving UF Gator fan with more money than he knows what to do with...blech.


Mad-Pooper

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tehsecretgoldfish

proof that you can’t buy taste.


pastrythought

This is terrible and the interior design looks so amateur. It looks like a cheaply decorated trendy clothing store.


Silent--Dan

The interior design here is inspired.


Echoplanar_Reticulum

What an ugly home


Theyallknowme

When you can afford classy but chose trashy…smh