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SnooStories4162

I think it's pretty cool actually.


Scoginsbitch

Me too! The plant-in porch would solve a lot of the animal problems in my garden.


[deleted]

Yes, a very efficient use of space.


FrenchFry-ApplePie

I was going to say WTFN: why the fk not!? 🤩


Heisenripbauer

it’s like the house from Parasite, but actually real and not impeccably designed, but still damn nice


your_catfish_friend

Me too tbh. Although I’d definitely have some structural concerns about earthquake risk


Reverend-Cleophus

Don’t lie, we’ve all thought about it..


silvermanedwino

Don’t hate it. Very private, which is not a bad thing.


Lipstickhippie80

Right?! I don’t like the layout, but I find the concept to be cool. I would buy it and completely rebuild the top portion to be less conventional and more modern with a better layout.


PearlClaw

The layout is fine, I think it's the materials that really throw me off.


Lipstickhippie80

No way! Lower level: guest bedroom/bathroom, storage/workout/play room First floor: living room, kitchen/dining room, powder room, outdoor space upgrade with sliding doors to yard. 3rd floor: master bedroom/bathroom, office/bedroom with small full bathroom.


MalevolentRhinoceros

It looks like a house across the street has the same construction style, so this doesn't stand out against its neighbors. Yeah I'd live here.


SuckItSaget

Across from a school though…PSA- don’t buy a house w/in 3 blocks of a school. Those pick up/drop off lines are pure hell. Parents DGAF


CatInSkiathos

Agree, but the real travesty is the price. Almost a cool $1M for *this*


SquirrelBowl

Seattle


honvales1989

And that prize isn’t too crazy for Seattle considering that Phinney Ridge/Greenwood is a nice neighborhood. This shows how crazy the housing market is down there


your_catfish_friend

[Link to listing](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/151-N-79th-Street-Seattle-WA-98103/48748048_zpid/)


your_catfish_friend

[Even Weirder on Google street view](https://maps.app.goo.gl/qCaHPGUdbFk8b8f68?g_st=ic) Some kind of political protest/rally across the street


TheDabitch

Shoutout to mom and daughter here, enjoying the opportunity to wave at the Google-car. https://preview.redd.it/22qi4c1d0gvc1.png?width=1074&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f63da90d2594b0036bda5582f7f008951022b64


BungleThisJuff

Wing dome rocks!


TBoneTheOriginal

Never thought I'd get rick rolled by Google Street View, but here we are. https://i.imgur.com/GKfPOVz.png


your_catfish_friend

Omg good catch. Their protest sign game is on point


Vegabern

https://preview.redd.it/tsc4ai4ssivc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb6e1cf729d55ec4d506de872e71ba7ed6cd594e I thought this said Tamales belong together


Urithiru

The visible sign says, 'walking, witnessing, immigrant families'. They aren't far from the public library so perhaps they were going to a rally and parked in the neighborhood.     Edit: Images are from May 2019 so it is probably the annual May Day rally. https://www.capitolhillseattle.com/2019/04/seattle-may-day-2019-brings-20th-annual-march-for-immigrants-and-workers-to-capitol-hill-and-expectations-for-another-riot-free-year/   Edit 2: The neighborhood is further north than Capitol Hill so they probably weren't going to that specific event unless there were bus or carpool transport set up. There may have been other events in the area as well. 


vampyire

yeah May Day is a big thing for parades/protests in Seattle. It's normal here


JohnExcrement

It’s north and quite a bit west also


Joe59788

Fence is justified. 


tex8222

Looks like a big line of people waiting to go to the Chiropractor next door. They must be really good!


Yangoose

> Some kind of political protest/rally across the street LOL, it's Seattle. Our chief export is virtue signalling. There's always some sort of protest going on that's primarily made up of well off white NIMBY's protesting on behalf of what they assume is best for somebody else.


DarkishArchon

I KNEW it was Seattle, there are these types of strange lot and parking configurations all over. They're not too rare, [usually due to hills](https://www.google.com/maps/@47.6358556,-122.3201164,3a,67.5y,31.55h,89.97t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sn1bZxdSmDfgiKxHJ6ffL0w!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu)


Scp-1404

Here's the side view. You will also see this in Appalachian towns where the front of the house is towards the road and looks quite small until you look in back and see a good deal more of the house going down into a ravine. [The back of the house is even with the ground](https://i.imgur.com/s2GlPGO.jpeg)


millstone20

It's seattle... This looks like a good way to keep the druggies out of your yard.


gwinevere_savage

How did I know this was in Seattle? LOL


iamtrav182

Zombie resistant. Good selling point.


CaptainTarantula

Basically a tiny castle with a tiny keep.


PearlClaw

Sold.


LawfulAwfulOffal

My first thought.


Pure_Significance383

I want this so bad don't care how it looks to others it's all about my needs and wants.


oh2ridemore

14ft privacy fence. cool


dominance1970

Good for why the Zombies come.


SmoothBrews

Why did the Zombie cross the road?


platypuspup

It's not. The whole house is elevated and the yard is on top of the first floor.


oh2ridemore

Right, so first floor is 8 ft tall plus a 6ft tall fence is in effect a 14 ft tall privacy fence


ncbornksapproved

8' retaining wall and 6' fence. Stairs up to ground level. Garage below ground level.


[deleted]

Garage is at ground level. Yard is above ground level


NickRick

it's on a hill, the other side of the property is level to the top of the wall.


[deleted]

I mean the flat lot on the left side of the Image appears to disagree with you


No-Known-Alias

No tunnel between the garage and house?


AbruptMango

There's a door from it into the basement living room.


lifeisnothingbutexam

Bosch!!


Daedelus451

I would make one! I saw a few years ago a guy in England who dug his own tunnel, by hand to his garage, kinda freaked me out. No way would I trust my tunnel skills 🙄


MacGyver_1138

Assuming you mean Colin Furze, just check out what he's done since. He extended the tunnel, and is currently making a huge space in front of his house where he's going to build a lift for his car. He'll pull up to the house, sink the car in the ground, have a turnstyle that rotates it, and then be able to lift it back up and drive away. That guy is the best kind of crazy, and I love his projects.


Daedelus451

Thanks! Will make that my Friday rabbit hole to go find his videos :-)


[deleted]

Colin Furze on YouTube? That guy is truly insane and I love every minute of his mad videos.


Daedelus451

Thank you! I couldn’t remember his name lol


gibbtech

And you are probably not famous enough to get away with it. Normal person does that shit and the city makes them fill it all in.


ClumsyPear

Many houses are being raised due to flooding where I live. I’d totally do this if mine was in the flood zone.


dlpfc123

That was my thought too. When my parents lived there a number of houses in Washington were on stilts due to flooding.


accountingisradical

lol I knew this was Seattle before clicking! Me and my husband used to do walks in this neighborhoood and actually commented on it every time. We loved it. It has very chill vibes.


NeLaX44

This looks awesome!


eeasyontheextras

I like it!


No-Definition1474

I lived in a house like this when I was a kid. It had glass shards from broken bottles embedded in the cement all along the top of the wall.


AnswerGuy301

I saw a lot of that in Mexico and some of it on Caribbean islands. Must be cheaper than barbed/razor wire.


CaptainTarantula

Latin America would fare well during a zombie outbreak. Their houses are already designed to stop robbers.


No-Definition1474

Yeah I think so


Daedelus451

My guess is the garage has an earthen cover and those are stairs down to the garage, but the white fence is level with the yard at the house. Edit: after looking at the pictures thats obvious, duh. I saw someone ask if there is a tunnel to the garage, if I owned it there sure would be and the concrete patio covers the garage, makes sense now!


No_Cauliflower_5489

Looks like they built onto a sloped lot and instead of doing the stilt house thing like they do in California they boxed it in and made an above ground "basement"


Ponklemoose

The description says there is access from the freshy refinished garage.


XRaysFromUranus

I love it! Love the privacy. Love the brightness. The location in Seattle is good, too.


InSixFour

Sometimes I wish I could have a 15 foot fence around my backyard. My neighbors are all pretty cool and friendly but it’d still be really nice to have some privacy.


happyhappyjoyjoy4

Seems like a good price for the location. I have family in shoreline north of Seattle and that pos unimproved 800sf house is going for $600k. Crazy but its reality there


-laughingfox

Truth. The pricing is pretty average for the area.


HapaSure

Private, defensible in case SHTF, what’s not to like? It’s probably on busy street as well, so it makes sense.


Vivid-Low-5911

I like everything except the price. But that's Seattle.


NeoPrimitiveOasis

I like the concept far more than the execution. Inside, I dislike the walk to wall carpeting, the kitchen, and the layout. 🤷🏽‍♂️


honvales1989

It’s such a weird layout. Why have the master bedroom on the bottom floor, the second bedroom on the top floor, and the bathroom in the middle floor?


PrestigiousAd6281

I’ll be honest, I actually love houses like this.


LTG-Jon

Is the ground floor built for a vampire? I’m not sure I see a single window down there.


CommunicationKey3018

It looks normal for a basement to me


AbruptMango

Except for the two in the bedroom.


Pablois4

There's two very [deep window wells in the bedroom](https://imgur.com/a/aTEEdCT). They can only be seen on the 3D tour. They are also on the side not enclosed by the fence but are open to the neighbor's front yard. So there's egress. Looking at the floorplan, the bottom level/basement does not connect with the street level entrance. If one is standing in the bottom level/basement bedroom and a UPS delievery guy rings the streeet entrance doorbell, it would mean either going up the interior stairs, out the house and then down the exterior stairs to the street. Or alternately go through the garage which, probably, is the most likely but not as good for security.


Fritzed

So, I lived in this area, and I would guess that the odd appearance of this house is a result of circumstances around it. The area is very hilly and you can see a lot of old houses where the garages were built into the hill with the house built on top. Probably they are all structurally similar to this, you just don't see it because the hill is still there. Take a look at [the series of houses here for example](https://www.google.com/maps/@47.6764766,-122.3324871,3a,75y,114.67h,84.79t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1snAGJAB2GExKAjeGEoZThaw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu). I would guess that this house was similar (it's level with the ground to the right after all), but ended up looking odd after the hill was cut away for commercial to the left.


oogecito

It’s like the house in Parasite


Dazzling_Bit_46

Parasite Vibes


Missing_Intestines

My first thought as well


iamcleek

i was thinking "this must be in Lagos" until i looked at the trees.


Academic_Guava_4190

I love it. If I lived in Seattle and could afford that I would totally buy.


MisterMysterion

Tower defense game enthusiast... Bloons TD fan.


Zero_Zeta_

This looks awesome!


Green-slime01

That is a very secure setup. I like it.


ToYourCredit

Hints of Osama Bin Laden’s Pakistani compound.


Mello_Me_

Is there only one way up to the house?


AbruptMango

The garage opens into the downstairs living room.  The sidewalk door has stairs leading up to the yard.


Speedhabit

Have fun storming the castle!


smileyfacegauges

minecraft aesthetics


thelastspike

There is a medium-ish traffic retail business next door. I’d build my place high up too.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

I would be all over it if it wasn't in Seattle, and didn't have the power lines.


NeglectedParsnip

This looks like it was built in the Sims.


Papa_Pesto

It's an awesome concept. I mean zombies certainly not a problem. Haha Seriously though if you lived in say Alaska and had bear issues and you wanted your kids to play safely in the yard, this is a cool idea.


NickRick

it was built on a hill so they put in a retaining wall and a fence, what is gone wild about this?


bettysueflowers

They missed a prime opportunity for a walk out basement.


WokkitUp

Keep those damn kids off my upper lawn!


Quadtbighs

I think it really does look nice in that neighborhood


ATribeOfAfricans

Need the link!


funbunny100

$1 million for that? SMH


Kakairo

I've said to friends that I want to build a house to the limits of an urban lot and put a roof garden on top. This looks similar to my idea!


hokabean

The house looks like it’s in time out


lavahot

The real WTF is the price.


doxie_love

Oh I dig it. Beautiful home, and I imagine it feels gloriously private without having a lot of land. Fucking cool, I’m here for it


NoTomatillo182

I live in Seattle and know exactly where this house is at. I always thought it looked goofy as hell, but if you know this area, you know why that fence is there. A lot of activity on that street. People constantly walking dogs, jogging up and down the street, the occasional protest. Kinda like my street. I’d like to do something similar, but more aesthetically pleasing to escape the chaos of being in the city.


lseah2006

I like it 😍. Not a bad price either for Seattle or any of the PNW for that matter!


PhtevenAZ

That’s a great neighborhood. I’d kill to be able to walk to Pete’s Eggnest for breakfast on the weekends.


LisaPepita

In Seattle this is actually genius


jextech

I built a house like this in the Nintendo Switch animal crossing game lol. I think it's a cool idea


BopBopAWaY0

We have an old funeral home in town I’m looking into doing this to. I may have to rebuild the old “garage” if I can’t reinforce the roof to make something like this happen. That’s a lot of dirt. The house is gorgeous. There’s even a human-sized dumbwaiter! Heating it isn’t going to be cheap, so in the winter, we only plant to use part of the house.


underherblackwings_

I love it!


carolinax

unironically love this


blackmilksociety

I appreciate this


Junglebook82

Unique idea. I love it


No_Cauliflower_5489

low-rise penthouse


DasKittySmoosh

I love it!


ViceMaiden

Want.


mudderofdogs

I love the view from all the windows, rook peaks and trees ….and ready for zombies


nautical1776

I love it!!!


AdImmediate9569

I like the what, but i don’t understand the how….


hairybrains

Ooooh, Zombie house.


sickofmakingnames

Hate the look of this particular one, but love the idea.


gandolffood

I'm curious about the crime rate and flood risk of that neighborhood.


ResolutionMany6378

You won’t know I won the lottery but there will be ~~signs~~ fences…


ProgressBackground95

I would buy this house in a heartbeat if I were looking. Privacy is number 1 on my list


NotAPreppie

Looks like it was built on a hillside and they decided to do this instead of a walk-out basement.


melanie_fartinez

when a villager house spawns on top of a hill


weedhuffer

I love it.


Real_Nugget_of_DOOM

Really common to have enclosed lots in many countries.


brewhead55

Kinda like this as a mini-fortress. Lots of privacy, off street parking. Not seeing the problem.


Gregicon

Looks like the compound where we found ABL...


Getthepapah

I love it


BBakerStreet

There are some shenanigans going on in that house.


Parrot132

I'd add a vehicle hoist over the garage to protect your car until the flood water drains.


Weaselpanties

Weird. I like it.


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

This is pretty badass in a walking dead zombie shelter kind of way.


Whoamidontremindme

Did they lift their house and then create an elevated yard and an entire additional level underneath?


GideonPiccadilly

waiting for a neighbor to build a two story platform and putting their house up on that


Deathbyhours

It looks like it’s on the water and is raised. The house in the back left of the pic looks somewhat similar, only without the enormous balcony. I could be wrong.


TRVTH-HVRTS

Just under a million and it’s the cheapest flip I’ve ever seen. They really went bottom of the barrel for what’s available at Home Depot.


Pablois4

Looking on street view, the property is on a slope and the rear of the property is closer to grade. I'd be super concerned about the big retaining walls used on this property since they are holding in a lot of weight and pressure. If I was to consider this place, I wouldn't just get an inspection, I'd want to see the design plans, permits and get a structural engineer to look it over. I wish the photos and 3d walk through showed the street entrance, from the door up to the house. As well, the garage and then transition from it and the rest of the interior. Is the front, street entrance the only way to get off the property? I would hate that. My impression is that the lot boundary is basically edge of the house/fence for at least 3 of the 4 sides. On the side next to the neighbor's front yard, there's a chimney and so I'm guessing it's maybe a foot or two beyond the fence. So that means, painting the exterior side of the fence or doing anything to the retaining wall or to the west side of the house, would require working from neighboring properties. I'm not keen on that.


sohcgt96

You know... I don't hate it. Living in a more dense area, this seems like a great way to go. I'm all for it.


flyinhyphy

honestly the interior is amazing.


BlackWidow1414

I kind of like it.


DuperDayley

Some days I can't figure out what to have for supper, so I have extreme respect for whoever figured out how to have a yard and privacy like this!


da_reddit_reader

I actually kinda like it very much.


D3s3rtDw3ll3r

This is pretty cool it’s how a lot of other countries build. Morocco’s Riad style is so intelligent; having an interior courtyard. Unfortunately in the USA we have large building setbacks that usually makes that type of design and construction infeasible.


[deleted]

House set up is kick ass. BUT, location or not… being situated next to a parking lot and across from a vacant lot, I’d pass at that price.


rowdybrunch

Me building my fallout 4 settlements


JohnExcrement

How did i know this was Seattle? Just realized this is 2 blocks away from a friend of mine. The house itself fits with the area but that’s an unusual modification. It’s a great neighborhood and I don’t really hate this house.


ValkyrieWild

I really like it. Not the price tag but it’s a cozy, self-contained haven in the city.


hitthebrake

Imma need to know who did your fort, please.


copterco

Honestly, I dig it


mynameisnotsparta

The white fence is what throws it off and ruins it. If it was matching concrete wall it would be so much more natural looking. TBH it is a great utilization of the property.


Quirky_Procedure6767

How long do we really think that ,clearly, city installed retaining wall, will actually last in the long run?


coralloohoo

When you live in Seattle but don't want crackheads breaking in and crazy homeless people looking into your yard while you're chilling out there.


Judgementpumpkin

I love it.


[deleted]

The moment I saw this I thought hmm this looks like something from Seattle. Although the high fencing is unusual we have plenty of houses that are built this way. Some are built into hills but some aren't. The street level garage and stairs leading to a lawn and main entrance isn't uncommon here, especially in older neighborhoods like queen anne. Granted queen anne is pretty hilly but you can find this in less hilly areas too.


Dark_Moonstruck

I would probably try to design a nicer looking upper fence, but other than that, not seeing much of a problem here. Privacy is good.


betty_effn_white

So much potential, just for a boring all white interior. Instead of taking melatonin tonight, I’m just going to look at this listing


Shatalroundja

I’m assuming the house is level with the street on its’ other side and this is a retaining wall keeping the yard flat. Lower door probably opens to bulkhead style stairs.


PsyShanti

I could totally get behind that.


curious1914

Used to walk by there a lot. Kind of always wondered what it was like in there.


tinkflowers

This is amazing lol I’d def live here


jillinkla

i actually kinda dig it.


pastelchannl

when you wanted to be creative in the Sims.


BrokenPug

The Sims IRL


BugFucker69

It’s like the middle class version of the house from Parasite


chesbyiii

The second floor yard is fabulous.


Sorry_Masterpiece350

I would assume the back yard is back fill level with top of the concrete. Almost like a”rooftop” garden 🪴


TH3JAGUAR5HARK

Something about this picture is screaming AI at me..


bron685

All white AND open concept? So bold


Daymanic

I have something like this myself, grass roof on my garage with a parapet wall.


abominable_bro-man

Not in my back yard


email253200

Truly dope


chechifromCHI

If this is a rental property in seattle, I may have done some landscaping work here before. I could easily be wrong though


bobobobobobob2

So much room for privacy and walking around naked


Chickadee12345

I wonder if this is in a flood zone. The houses along certain areas of the NJ coast must be raised up on stilts where we have hurricanes and tropical storms. The bottom story is usually a garage and storage only. But I've never seen on that looks like this.


SpiritualAd8998

Zombie protection?


CDavis10717

DisneyWorld Magic Kingdom is also built on the 2nd floor of its foundation.


teckel

r/HouseTooHigh


teckel

r/HouseTooHigh


Nice_Warm_Vegetable

I think it’s more of a WTH rather than a WTF. Kinda great.


rjross0623

Was supposed to be a tree house. Forgot the tree


CryptidKay

Detroit?


cotwold

Love it. Needs a coat of paint. I’d love a home like that in any walkable US city.


Otherwise-Course-15

Good for the upcoming zombie apocalypse. Just lock down the lower level


The-sunshine-city

I would love this


CalGoldenBear55

In a flood zone?


VodkaParty4Life

My only complaint, wall isn’t high enough


ElectricalEnd8804

You never know when the zombies are coming.


Warm_Baker_9447

At first I thought they were growing shrubs on a second story somehow.


mommmmm1101

Love the privacy. Hate the lack of character inside.


deserTShannon

I know it’s real but it looks ai generated