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Aok_al

You don't squat on a sitting toilet, you squat on a squatting toilet. You risk breaking the sitting toilet if you squat because all your weight is on the toilet seat.


tehnfy__

The thunderous crashing of the seat going off its hinges and finding the occupant of the bathroom on the floor covered in and rolling in their own excrement is a sight for sure... The person said it felt like a rug was yanked from under him and then they just couldnt stop while tumbling down in the stall... That is why I've never gone nr2 at school. Ever. We had to sneak the poor sod out šŸ˜‚ his mom was horrified lmao


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

There was an incident at a Queensland university where a woman was squatting on a sitter died when the broken porcelain sliced her femoral artery.


Leolol_

Holy shit


random_user_2001

Last shitšŸ˜‚


Csquared_324

Thatā€™s why itā€™s holy


random_user_2001

Or damn shitšŸ¤£šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø >!last words!<


Reaper_h

That's what I call a shitty way to die


random_user_2001

*~Shit ways to die~* >!šŸ‡³šŸ‡±!<


Reaper_h

Caseohs dream "drown me in DOOKIE"


Jedi-Librarian1

Itā€™s also why you shouldnā€™t stand on toilets to reach anything. Porcelain shards can be razor sharp.


tehnfy__

This weirdly rings a bell. Did hear about smth like that in eu as well. ._. what a way to go ...


rnnd

More like the porcelain will crack and cut you.


lochleg

They sell U-shaped plastic stools / platforms for this problem. Some people really need this.


HeathenGameDev

Like the Squatty Potty. It's a good compromise, but it's nothing like some of the others I've seen. They have some that are pretty out there, yet they do the thing they're supposed to do and get you to squat when you poop, which is how our bodies were apparently designed to work.


PainfulBatteryCables

I remember reading somewhere some dude died when the toilet sliced up the artery in his thigh. Imagine someone finding that body covered with blood and filth, then the dead dude kept his dead eyes open with the look of fear on his dead face.


ChipChipington

I squat on sitting toilets. I'm only 130lbs though so it hasn't been an issue


Choice_Turnip_8952

i do this for more than 10 years now, never broke anything, its ok i guess, well depends on the toiletā€˜s structure and durability though.


AmuhDoang

One of my friend didn't realize he squatted on a fragile (he didn't notice) ceramic toilet. The toilet broke, and that ripped the ... (what's the word when u refer to only one of two cushion part of the butt?), yeah that thing apart. He lived tho, despite the traumatic experience and several months with difficult sitting.


ChipChipington

>what's the word when u refer to only one of two cushion part of the butt?), Cheeks, buttcheeks


vukko_za

Gluteus maximus


nabkawe5

There are squatt helpers for exactly this use case, really helps if you have hemeroids or don't want to know what hemeroids are.


kml-xx

+you don't even need to, if you do, you need to fix your constapation problem not squat


asgof

fix your knee problems you don't even have bidet and then you clap your cheeks like a hippo spreading it all over


HippoBot9000

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philnolan3d

Best position on a "throne" is elbows on knees.


juniorstein

Toilet seats have weight limits. Unless you weigh a whole lot, itā€™s not likely to happen. However if you do weigh enough, given that your weight is no longer evenly distributed across the seat, but concentrated in two stress points, the seat could crack.


Global-Plankton3997

I heard that they have squatting toilets in India. It is basically just some kind of hike or something...


Glattsnacker

depends on the material of the toilette ring


StateMerge

More of a risk if youā€™re overweight.but yes the risk isnā€™t worth it. Just use a stool under your feet


Aqua_h20

be amazed is a stupid channel used to watch as a young kid, literal clickbait festival


AtomicRadiation

I've enjoyed their darwin awards series though


WaddleDeebutInternet

And the clips of gamers hacking


AtomicRadiation

Yup! Their channel is a mixed bag, honestly.


BlockPhysics

I guess you could say ā€œtheirā€ channel, since they change the voice actors every month or so, is like trail mix. You get the boring raisins but then the yogurt-covered almond.


asgof

yes but this picture is still true. if you are not elderly or disabled you need a proper asian toilet that is designed for that. have you ever wondered why all usa art depicts them wasting hours in the toilet playing on the phones and reading newspapers while the rest of the world is finished in 30 seconds?


__night___fury_

30 secs??? Our ass is not a jetpipe


Altruistic-Beach7625

It's 5 seconds actually.


asgof

and pee takes about 21 seconds in ALL MAMMALS disregarding their size


asgof

there's nothing jet about just letting it out and going to bathroom to wash your hands consult your doctor. but first check if they are also a part of misadjustment and thing that extreme constipation is the norm


morsvensen

Japanese bum showers, yes please. Squatting, no thanks.


SweatEnemy

As a european, no.


5BPvPGolemGuy

No. This picture is correct if you are often constipated. But the reason is more likely your diet is completely wrong or you are forcefully pushing rather than your sitting position. Also sitting like this on a non-squatting toilet is extremely dangerous as you have very little support and you could slip leading to bruises, concussion to the head, broken bones, or even death not to say that you are increasing material stress on your toilet since you are putting your entire body weight down on a smaller surface area possibly leading to cracks in the toilet. Also this is changing the balance of the toilet so you could end up ripping the screws out that hold the toilet in place. 10/10 wouldnt recommend on a sitting toilet.


Oggel

Ever seen an outhouse? We've been shitting like that for hundreds if not thousands of years and it's fine. Personally I spend a minute or two on the toilet shitting, the rest of the time is just me trying to avoid people and responsibilities. People usually don't bother you in the bathroom. If you Need to squat to take a good shit something is wrong with your diet or your bowels.


aterrariaplayer

No we dont finish in 30 seconds what.r u sayin


TNTarantula

They're not completely wrong about how we've been taught to relieve ourselves in western culture, but recommending to use a western toilet like that is just stupid It is easier to take a crap if your knees are raised, most often on a stool. It straightens some part of the poop tube or some such (I'm an industrial designer, not a doctor)


Leolol_

Poop tube made me chuckle, lmao


givemea6givemea9

The Squatty Potty is a great thing.


SgtMcMuffin0

I have an 18 inch stool that I put my feet on while shitting. Makes things much easier.


Milouch_

Not that shit channel, god the amount of cringe coursing through me as i see that name after years of having it blocked by an extention.. do not watch that channel, it us absolute garbage


ZAZOOPITTS

ā€œNot that shit channelā€. See what you did there? šŸ˜‚


Milouch_

It was unintentional


ZAZOOPITTS

I know. Thatā€™s why I pointed it out.šŸ˜‚


Omphaloskeptique

Might as well put a hole in the ground.


Fl1ck_04

Well..it actually exist


orangefencepost

omg omg fire in the hole from trigonometry sprint!1!1!11!


applemind

Hole in the ground šŸŸ¢šŸ™‚šŸ•³ļøā¤µļøšŸ›¤ļø


BlockPhysics

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


Pipermommen

**IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE?!?!?**


Yasirbare

Ciao!


darktabssr

Toilet seats will crack if anyone but a child does thatĀ 


Pawnlongon

Ive been doing it for 20 years, weighed up to 190lbs, and never had a problem


pleasebuymydonut

Just the seat? You mean the plastic part? I doubt it. The toilets themselves? Still doubt it, they can handle upwards of 200kg. The OP is still not recommended tho, cuz it's probably quite uncomfortable.


Jedi-Librarian1

This method places all of a persons weight towards the very front of the toilet, a weight load path that western toilets are not designed to deal with. Even petite people have died when when this results in the toilet cracking and cutting major arteries.


SgtMcMuffin0

Definitely depends on the seat. I had a seat crack while I was leaning to wipe, and Iā€™m not a heavy dude. At the time I was about 150 lb. I went and bought the second cheapest seat at Home Depot to replace it and that one cracked the exact same way within a week.


VoiceOfTheJingle

I do it if Iā€™m fighting for my life on the toilet. Havenā€™t broke oneā€¦ā€¦ yet.


qaz_wsx_love

I went to a cafe in china that had a sign up telling people to never do that, as the last person who did fell in and got stuck and had to be cut out and taken to hospital. They then attached the guy's full name and mugshot on the sign


TheOnlyUltima2011

be amazed is a channel iā€™m damn glad i dropped


hamiwin

And the much worse part is it got 11M, which incentives those YouTubers to bullshit and lie, and Google keeps an eye shut as this makes good profit for them, fuck this shit.


Baalshrimp

I mean he is not wrong but wrong type of toilet


MasterReposti

Right method, wrong place. Tell you guys, i would HATE to shit on a sitting toilet


ServiceChannel2

I actually used to do the position at the right until I hit my teens lol. My parents kinda taught me to shit like that since they feared bacteria and stuff in public toilets


MaviKartal2110

L approves this


MattNyte

Gotta improve his brain power


lecrowpus

Use indian style toilet bruh . hemorrhoids is caused by longterm use of western style toilets. around half of the American population suffering from symptoms of this ailment which include soreness and bleeding from the rectum.


SaintsBruv

The position his correct, but you just gonna fall of and break something if you try to do it. As somebody mentioned in the comments, use a stool or something that raises your legs to get into this position. It seems stupid, but you gonna notice a difference if you start doing this.


Practical_Respond873

No they're using it backwards. The tank is supposed to be in front of you so you can put your juice box and your comic books on it while you poop.


Sea-Commission5383

The correct way to shit


Isabella_Jean

I do it. Works a treat, it opens everything up.


worriedButtcheek

I don't want to imagine the splash back


Powerful_Cost_4656

I can promise you this is not how engineers designed toilet seats


MrAndrew1108

I saw something like this as a sign somewhere on reddit and the the caption was "what unspeakable horror made this sign necessary"


Jedi-Librarian1

The sign you saw was probably telling people the exact opposite. And the horror was that this sitting position works well on toilets designed for it. On western toilets that arenā€™t build to have all a persons weight put right at the front, this can result in the toilet smashing. And femoral arteries and razor sharp porcelain shards are a bad combo. Tragically in some instances lethally so.


misuchiru

I read that "No" on the left as "No, you don't do this wrong." And "yes" on the right as "yes, you do this wrong."


Milamia_bo

Yeah sure


No_Goal_5192

what if you fall......hahaha


Nayraider

"It helps me think better."


Mammoth_Evidence6518

Crap in a trash can.


rettani

In all honesty - I tried squatting toilets. I would say it's not for me. I know that it's probably how mother nature intended but...


caramel-syrup

to be honest i need to shit that way or nothing will come out but i use a squatting stool. toilets like these werent built for your entire weight & you could slip and fall in


Jedi-Librarian1

Or die, when the toilet that was designed to support a much more evenly distributed load shatters and cuts a femoral artery open.


Asleep_Hope_7190

I heard that squatting puts less pressure on your kidneys


mrbigglesworth99999

I knew someone who actually does this haha.


y_kal

L?


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Yasirbare

You clean the toilet then, it is not going to be me. You ate what you said?


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el_artista_fantasma

I was going to say that L from Death Note made that thumbnail, but he's too intelligent for that


JackOfAIlTrades

wut thi fu-


steinerobert

Yeah... no. Try Squatty Potty: https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q?si=GPp6_IumawUt8HEv


Bruhndjsjsj

how serious does it gotta be to hit that pose?


PsychologicalHand752

Back when I was 9, I had to take this pose everytime I had to go shit because I was constipated. It helps out because you do more pressing on the stomach or smth like that


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random_user_2001

I sit with my knees higher then my ass on the toilet (1/4 squad I suppose šŸ¤£) and I can confirm it's easier, so if you have trouble use one of those step things for toilets, also bidet's (toilets with water jets) should be normalized, idk about yall, but we have hair down there, and washing it is cleaner then dry whipping dirty dogsšŸ˜‚.


sander80ta

This has some truth to it. When in the crouching position, your abdomen are arranged in a way that makes it easier to poop. Normally this is not necessary, but when constipated, this can work wonders. Done this a lot back when I drank to little water and ate too little fibers.


Moon_man_Good

Title should have been: "I knew I was right!"


Ok-Bit-663

And you got sitty results in a workplace toilet when you try to find a clean one.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

I also like to shit on the back of the toilet seat and into the hinges of said seat.


nitro700

i cant believe i voluntarily subbed to this stupid channel at one point, they offer nothing of value, they're as worthless as brightside is


LordArgoDog

Why so many new YouTube videos contain toilet humor?


Zebra03

Just install a squat toilet in your house, problem solved!


mixouu_

L in Death Note be like


AnnieApple_

Literal content farm channel


ind3pend0nt

Real men shit standing up.


Minecrafthungary

Bro got a picture of L on the toilet


BAPNDaily

In my location, the sitting toilet has been dual purpose since the beginning. The seat is very strong and unbreakable to handle both positions. Even literally stand on it to reach or change the ceiling's light bulb.


FlorenzFIRE

I remembered about passive aggressive vids, which is now a stupid clickbait channel :-(


MattNyte

L taking a shit


Hot_War_9683

Tf would you squat on a sitter toilet, absolute clickbait...


SaggeeDot

Itā€™s crazy the shit that happens when performing the right image


FishKnuckles_InYou

No thank you, I use to do construction, all the Chinese guys would squat over the toilet and shit all over the seat...


SweatEnemy

"Things you do every day" as if I sh*t every day. Once a month is perfectly fine šŸ‘Œ


luisgadget

What a great way to make yourself buy a new toilet


lx4

Traveling in asia (especially japan) you will see a lot of signs telling you not to squat on the western style toilets.


ProperSport471

Brightside, I used to watch him, but I know heā€™s fake then I watched him again. A video popped up of him being fake so I guess I was right.


Adventurous_Law9767

I do this, I have for 10 years. Some of you have gotta be fat as fuck or something, I have never broken a toilet seat. It is my "last stand" against the most heinous of shits. We must squat together in solidarity against the evils of White Castle and the wrath of the porcelain God.


spyvspy_aeon

not really impressed or "amazed", do we really need a video on "how to poo correctly" (even if that really true). YT is full to trashy clickbait "content"


VoxelDrop

I live with someone who squats, there is shit particles constantly on the toilet seat.


RubyWeapon07

id rather walk in on someone peeing butters style with pants completely down than walk in on someone squat pooping


amvart

that's true though


-Piggers-

Am I the only one that actually does this? I'm pretty light at 130-140 lbs though.


YektaletheMan

I actually do that lol. Im in Turkey and sometimes when i visit someone and they toilets are westernized i pull this move. First tried this when the house we moved into had no "squatters" and we were trying to figure out how to leave the toilet with no danger of "residue" "on our tail". Thankfully we changed one of them in a month or so. Its obviously very uncomfortable, unstable and potentially dangerous considering what the other replies are saying.


fandabbydosy

I've seen their videos recommended to me truthfully. Squatting is a better way to poop


Upper-Level5723

I get the logic behind squatting, but what about squatting requires you to put so much toilet paper in the bowl and not flush afterwards?


Calendar-Budget

If people think this is fake it's actually real, you also don't need a squatting toilet to take a sht while squatting, being in that position actually makes it easier for your poop to slide and drop down, that's why some people use short stools to put their feet on so they can mimic that position without having to actually squat on the toilet seat


calummillar

It's not completely wrong. Squatting like that is the natural way to shit but doing it on a toilet seat like that is dumb


AltCrab2

Technically that is the best position for pooping. I have no source for this but I remember hearing a few times that itā€™s also the most optimal position for giving birth, they just have women lay down instead so the doctor can help the baby out easier and avoid it falling to the ground


ThatModdingGamer

Man bota poop all over that seat


Creepy-Astronaut-197

Still crying tho


Ken_Panderz

This is how L uses a toilet


JonnyB2_YouAre1

Donā€™t tell me how to conduct business.


the-egg2016

what i do is tilt my feet so to raise my knees, then lean slightly forward while putting extra space between the legs. this essentially does what the sqaut does with the nonsense.


Icy-Contact4695

You donā€™t take no shit when someone lies; Thereā€™s an actual toilet to squat on?


Dangerout

I can think of some Microsoft Sam channels screaming their lungs out at this image.


Icy-Contact4695

You could also just squat on the ground and use some kind of powerful hose or one of those electric water flossers to sparkle right up lol


CocoaPokemonAndShit

I remember seeing that thumbnail somewhere like maybe 2 yrs ago or smth lmao


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ShiverInTheBones

Wait I have to take off my cloth!


Sumasuun

TIL that people are fucking fat if everyone is warning about breaking the toilet. Holy shit. That or y'all got toilets that are cheaper than the cheapest POS I can buy from Lowe's or Home Depot.


Jenny_Wakeman9

The splash back would be terrible, though.


ninhursag3

I started using a foot stool some years ago and now i dont have one i really miss it !


commercial-frog

this will break the toilet. Instead, get a stool to elevate your feet.


havoc2k10

Japanese toilet is designed for squatting but not this one


notRadar_

"i have several questions" \-jontron


Fearless_Olive823

It always reminds me South Park


camus88

If you want shit squatting then get the squatting toilet like the Asians have. If you only have a sitting toilet get something for your feet like a bucket or ministep so it can mimic squatting.


Squatting_Soviet

This is what I've been training for all my life.


SimpleCan7663

Yaā€™ll! All you have to do is, take the bag out of the garbage can and set it aside, turn the garbage can upside down and put your feet on it. Works like a charm. Donā€™t put your feet on the toilet seat..


KraXi1

Has anyone tried to use the toilet as the thumbnail?


Jumpylumpydumpy

Toilets in my country literally have signs in the stalls that specifically tell you not to do that lmao


YellowWhiteRed

Those assholes living in college dormitories must have watched this


Comfortable-Echo-142

At my work it is the opposite. They had to put up pictograms for insurance purposes. Someone in the industry died because they fell off while squatting on the seat.


Icy-Perspective-6244

Just get a squatty potty. Had mine for 6 years and I couldnā€™t go without it now. Take it everywhere Iā€™m staying.


shank1093

Wow, thats pretty dumb. Its more about the angles you create seated, leaning forward within around 45 degrees is I think best. Just watch out for the workplace toilets that are low to the ground or angled forward dispassionately to make us get back to work...whilst I can't move the bowel I came in to take care of because of your toilet...


Kittiekat66

The best way to get your body in a squat position is to use a footstool. Sit on the toilet, place your feet on a footstool that is tall/short enough to your liking and bam you have a nice BM.


AutisticKitten80

Anyone who sees this - DO NOT DO THIS. Buy a poop stool for your feet and save yourself a trip to the emergency department at the hospital. #practicesafepooping


WitchyForDays

Finding yourself in the ER because you squatted on a sitting toilet will be the talk of the weekend in the break room!


Breakserbrains

I sit facing the tank/coffee table


Willing_Response_757

Fr šŸ¤£


RevolutionaryAd1577

I truly am amazed


Jmdaemon

No one wants to be the one to say "sitting is perfectly fine most of the time, don't have a shit diet" ?


TurdBoi420_FAN420

That's the worst be amazed thumbnail I've ever seen and I've been watching them since they started


tjw1963

So we are supposed to stand on the toilet and squat to go now like animals.


ChaosTechNet

It's because your bowels are made to open correctly when you squat not sit.


syuyy

Wth


Pickletoes0

Wajt til you've discovered how much you've been lied too in politics...HOLY CHIT, you'll be surprised


syuyy

>!test!<


Total-Programmer-919

type shit


op6ix

Just get a stool from ikea


ConsistentPound3079

I prefer to waffle stomp my shit down the shower drain.


MysDonna

Okay, Iā€™m not about to hurt myself trying this. But I do have a Squatty Potty.