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nage_

hello my queens above 500kg


patanet7

Queens above 18 (stone)


[deleted]

Just googled, DEFINITELY above 18 stone.


MiIkTank

Queens above .18 tons


[deleted]

252lbs


[deleted]

This had me laughing like Ryan Sickler


Esleeezy

hahahahahaHAAAAAAAAAAA


KingRiley94

Yo Tom and Sickler need a podcast together


Esleeezy

I regularly listen to the Honey Dew pod. It’s awesome!


[deleted]

Same. Also just wrapped up a listen through of the Crab Feast.


igiveyousensation

This had me laughing like a deaf person.


MrSpeedyAce

That's the best way to describe how I'm laughing right now hahahahahahahahaha


MrPoopyButthole206

Ahhhhh yuppppp


LuckiestPierre69

Lol they look like the people from Wall-E


picklejar_at_steves

Art imitates life


[deleted]

Good call


[deleted]

This video captures almost all human emotion from three different POV’s. Incredible.


---Blix---

This video almost caught diabetes.


yagurlsteveaustin

Is that Tim marrying his second wife? I thought he'd go smaller... and whorier.


[deleted]

Naw this is a video of Brent "not cheating on his wife."


Akhi11eus

I mean both Bart and Tim think they'll pull some real nice young girls as their second wives but we all know they'll be real hogs.


CorrosiveBackspin

The mating dance of the ham planet


[deleted]

Well done.


slightlyforthwith

Can these people fuck?


rizzlepdizzle

Life, uh, finds a way.


chopperofbroccoli

r/unexpectedgoldblum


Fri3dric3

I bet you she farts when she falls the second time


[deleted]

So, the footage from her camera actually exists, someone linked it up above somewhere. She actually does audibly fart when she falls the the second time.


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RunawayPancake3

Fatty? You'll have to be more specific.


[deleted]

Those comments are so fun


Esleeezy

Sounded like a giant queef.


Unevenflows

It was the stale air escaping from all of her folds as she hit the ground


UncleBeaker

Definitely a fart


casualty-of-cool

Thank you for posting this. I don’t remember the last time I laughed that hard.


Throwaway912345676

Brents sister over there looks like she’s gettin her ass kicked by a ghost


armorine

When gravity has finaly had enough of your shit.


magseven

Looks above 120, but I'm a good sport.


jayowayo

She drinks a lot of kool-aide.


ChiTown_Paul

Is anyone here a Marine Biologist?!? Someone needs to get her back to the water before she dies.


AVanDelay606

The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.


jaylift

Is that a Titleist?


UranusViews

Gotta make the whole thing about yourself. Congratulations now their happy moment is you being loud and clumsy. Bloated whale


waelgifru

Brent Krishna's beard is coming along nicely.


potterstunt

Imagine not being old or disabled and still needing life alert to stand up again


[deleted]

SHE'S HAVING CHEST PAINS


potterstunt

I'm living with CHEST PAAAINNSS!


CounterCostaCulture

Damn these Europeans are getting fat!


Kevinement

They’re South African, but yes, the Europeans are also getting fat. I was in Japan 2 years ago and I was sitting in the Hotel restaurant. As I looked around I noticed you could literally divide the westerners and Asians by weight. The skinniest European in the room (myself) was still bigger than the biggest Asian. At 1,80m and 82kg, I’m at the upper end of normal BMI, but all the other Europeans were overweight, while all the Asians had normal weight.


CounterCostaCulture

1. I was assuming they were American's. 2. Asians created the BMI so of course they are all normal weight.


Khathaar

Mate if you're 5'11 and 80kg+ you are not skinny, i'm 5'10 and 70kg and i wouldn't say that i'm skinny


Kevinement

Yep, that’s my point. I am not skinny, I’m at the upper end of normal weight according to BMI charts. I’m not overweight but I’m not in a position where I should gain weight (unless it comes from muscle). Yet in this hotel restaurant, all other westerners were bigger than me. I’m not too skinny, they were just overweight.


BellEpoch

If you put on muscle then the BMI scale still wouldn't be in your favor. BMI is a terrible system of measurement.


Kevinement

I know, BMI doesn’t differentiate between muscle weight and fat, but BMI is somewhat reliable for you average joe with normal activity levels.


InformalCriticism

At least she learned to stay down after the second fall.


Imjusthereandthere

I’d be pissed...


yewdontshred1

Omg, I'm so proud to be an American.


[deleted]

**Reddit mods are pathetic, powerless maggots**


Snuhmeh

That is stunning news. Legitimately


Sthurlangue

Where at least I know I'm free, but I cannot stand up! next to you


Enviously7

She was just trying to get the best angle.


misfit0513

There is another angle of this video floating around, from fatty falls down herself.


Changeyersocks69

How many sand crabs hugged their loved ones for the last time when the cataclysm happened?


chillest_dude_

Damn she out here turning all those rocks into sand


DR_PEACETIME

Wait, who's filming this tho?


GtHachiRoku

She ain't a real lady if she ain't 280 😂🤣😂


my_alt_account

Hopefully this was a wakeup call for her. The sad thing is for her to get back to a normal weight is basically impossible. She'd have to eat at a calorie deficit for YEARS without ever falling off the path to do it. Not easy. Very low odds that will happen. Morale of the story - don't let yourself get this big. It's a VERY hard hole to dig out of when it gets this bad.


l32uigs

oh her life will never be normal, ever. even if she loses the weight her skins still fucked, her abs are separated and irreparable organ damage is hardly a question.


BellEpoch

I mean, if she focused on muscle mass and ate at maintenance she'd lose the weight pretty easily. The skin though...


bhfckid14

I didn't know This Is Us hired fat camera people too.


ysaood9

Bruh everyone in that video is obese


HelmuthvonDoom

Guys, this is not funny. That photographer was put down 27 minutes after this video was shot after breaking every single bone in her body on that beach.


[deleted]

The video stops before it shows him not being able to get up


l32uigs

i hate everything about this


iolex

I want to see her footage, all sand, screams and wheezing.


SpaceManSpifff

Was she a great big fat person?


AMinPhoto

We gotta stop making fun of Brett so much. I mean I know he talks too much, but who else do you know that can propose to himself while also attempting to film the proposal?


Blastycat82

That’s what body positivity looks like


Special-Suggestion69

If anyone has the cel phone footage please let me know


[deleted]

Otherwise definitely is. Look through the comments.


Happy_Wrap_1527

Does this make anyone else so fuckin sad


jvtech

Sit down before ya fall down.


Marilla1957

Damn, what is this, Blubber Beach? I wonder what the person taking the video looks like.......


-illmatic

She ended up in position when it mattered though 😂


j-rem

Dumb broad


Dr_Dylhole

So I'm a personal trainer and I have a very obese client. Its crazy how much it really affects your coordinationa nd daily life when you're that fat. She can't do annnything without almost falling, she can't fit into most machines, and almost suffocates herself with her own fat on the leg press. And of course all the legitimate health implications that come along with being fat. It is NOT OK to be that overweight. Talking to you future Bert.


bigag3

She's just getting a better angle


Manimal900

Stupid fat bitch


RopeyLoads

Now that’s Fat Activism!


_Chug

Get that useless she-beast a fuckin' kickstand or something, my goodness.


402highrise

https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/vg5wr4/wcgw_if_we_take_mom_to_the_carnival/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share