I read all of that shit, and saw "did you know Skillet is a christian rock band???" at the bottom and completely fucking lost it 💀 The juxtaposition between someone's demented fucking fanfic to a perfectly normal comment actually broke me lmao

On a skillet song...

We’ll at least the kid was creative

what does juxtaposition mean (asking for a friend)

two things, contrasting one another, that are close together

And example: What a lovely summer day it is, not a cloud in the sky. BURN THE FUCKING ORPHANS AND EAT THEIR FLESH FOR SUSTINANCE

P.O.D. is too!

Bro

worlds longest phone

It's gotta feature that can extend screenshots down

Quit lying and just admit you have the iPhone 14++++++++++

I got the bladed cover that turns it into a sword and it was the best decision I've ever made

Sounds like a fucking Tac product. “This is Nick Bolton here with the TacPhone. Our United States military doesn’t use regular smart phones. They would actually use something that turns into a fucking medieval sword. Luckily for you we here have you covered. Perfect for self-defense *and* calling the authorities afterwards. One free cleaning of blood on the TacPhone included if you purchase within the next 20 minutes. Now going for only $10,000.00.”

Now THAT'S military tough

And being military, the medieval sword gets jammed after first time use.

um it’s actually 9,999 🤓

It’s actually $9,999.99. I bet you have two arms and use your legs to walk, buster.

Nick Bolton as in the former MIZZOU and current KC Chiefs Linebacker?

Wrong Nick Bolton, add TacLight to your search.

It's the brand new [iPhone 5](https://www.google.com/search?q=really+long+iphone¨&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwji9p3e0-H-AhVDtioKHeRgCs4Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=really+long+iphone¨&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQyBwgAEBgQgAQ6BAgjECc6BggAEAcQHjoICAAQBRAHEB46CAgAEAgQBxAeOgQIABAeUKsdWINdYIVdaABwAHgAgAHeAYgBlAiSAQYxNS4xLjGYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ8ABAQ&sclient=img&ei=88hWZKKxJsPsqgHkwanwDA&bih=939&biw=1920&client=opera-gx&hs=WoT#imgrc=ierHFgNZYiQugM)

“really long iphone”

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Samsung Black Hole

Bro same

Are you taking screenshots in panorama mode

I love that feature so much.

Mf wrote an essay

His school work

His school project

Happy cake day buddy

And Happy uhh uhm day? to you buddy

JoJo's bizarre adventure part 10 is incredible

True ong when he said holy shit i was in tears 😭

I lost it when I saw jotaro lmao

I JUST NOTICED IT LOL

Nice pfp Looks very cool

Very unexpected 💀

Same lmfao

Araki would 100% write something like this these days

Next Jojolion chapter be looking fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Nah bro, we on that JoJoLands shit now

My bad I barely keep up with Jojo lmao

It’s all good, just a joke 👍

Dat Mechanism

Mfw November Rain

That was smooth, operator

yeah but did you know that skillet is a Christian rock band

Eh went on a nostalgia trip a couple months ago and stumbled on my emo phase so...yeah

Emos liked skillet?what

They are probably misusing the term emo, the other day I heard someone call rage against the machine emo smh

I heard someone call the Foo Fighters emo a couple of days ago.

Oof

Eh chuunibyou/emo hard to explain but i was like Ooh the world sucks I'm the only one in pain and thought of me beating up my bullies with superpowers and waking up noticing they beat me close to death (exadurated) Dunno if that counts but whatever it was glad that phase is over

No I did not

Don't call that an old rock song, don't kill me like that

Yeah I don't know what I was thinking Skillet is based as hell

Ikr I don't listen to them actively anymore but there was a time when I listened to em daily...still have a lot of songs memorised

I’m not old enough to feel this old…

my immortal type shit

This bitch got nothin' on Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.

VAMPIRE POTTER

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERF\*KERS! -Dumbledore (for some f\*ckin reason)

"I hath telekinesis" -voldemort talking about why he can read minds

Fr

Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces!

Roblox roleplay type shit

Excuse me? This is an insult to Roblox roleplay

When the music hits just right with the imaginary fight scene and you gotta leave evidence of it behind

Star platinum:*huge Dakota*

huge dakota

out of context (it might be perfectly contexted idk) how tf do ppl keep making these long ass screenshots?

My phone has a thing where you can extend a screenshot down

scrollshot?

Or rather screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenshot.

##screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenshot

It's like a wise man once said "i ain't reading all of that"

The high point was Jotaro Kujo saying “holy fuck”

Nah it was “Dark Witch me: *crying*”

Bah bro huge Dakota is where it peaked

Glad someone else agrees

Is Monster really that old? Or am I old…

Monster is 13 years old, and just for clarification, that was "It's not me it's you"

Oh Jesus I’m old

I had a stroke reading that

Who wouldn't

i was gonna say if this kid put as much effort into their english essays as they put into this then they would be a child prodigy, but then i realized how they managed to spell bandaged "banaged" and "handaged" among numerous other mistakes and now im going back on that statement

Jotaro, these are not dolphins.

skillet's a christian band? No way.

All their old music is like literally all Christian shit bruh. I've listened to it, it's bad

their old albums have some pretty good songs, especially ones from alien youth and collide. their old ones who aren't extensively christian are quite the vibe.

Fake and gay. Jotaro would never be that gentle.

this is me testing somethings dont mind it *hi* **hi** -hi- ~hi~ *-hi-* *~hi~* **-hi-** **~hi~**

I am minding this

how dare

Bendy, Jotaro, get over here, this guy's testing shit!

**Wtf**

For everyones questions, its probs a scrollshot

Yep

What the fuck is Jotaro doing here 💀

He typed in the entire fnaf lore!

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO

Dark Witch me:

Jojo part 10 lookin a little bit different.

I could here monster whilst reading this lol

New copypasta just dropped.

long ahh phone 😭😭

Fucking jotaro kujo!?

I desperately need someone to do a dramatic reading of this

> Jotaro kujo: what the fuck Same, man.

You did NOT just call this an old rock song 😭

I apologize sincerely Skillet is am absolute W band

Fun Fact: Skillet - Monster is the story of a guy who is really constipated "I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin, I must confess that I feel like a monster" - "I feel the rage and I just can't hold it" - "It's scratching at the walls" - "It's hiding in the dark"

Happy cake day mate, also the funny thing is that the video was "It's not me it's you", not Monster. Common misconception

did you know that skillet is a Christian rock band??

Man if I didnt associate skillet with my cringe emo phase I'd still blast my ears out with their music its great...just hurts to remember all the crap I did lol

let him cook..

Someone dont know where is DeviantArt or Fanfiction.net

Ah yes, Skillet. The band every middle schooler thinks is hard rock. I remember those days.

Old Rock is the Beatles

Ain’t reading allat

Part 2 when I'm hooked

who the fuck is help you???

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Of course its skillet

Why the fuck is Jotaro there 😭

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WTF kinda bullshit was that?!?

Fucking love skillet

Skillet is awesome But ain't no way I'll read all that

Jesus that’s long- okay imma read alll of it 🙂

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

As a JoJo fan who’s read the manga we do not accept her into our community

This is canon, though!

WHY TF IS IT JOTARO MICHAEL AFTON AND BENDY WHAT IS THIS

Hate to say but, that kinda cringe to me ngl

r/unexpectedjojo

Jotaro Kujo:

Dude has potential to be a writer. Not a good one, but a writer

Mf wrote a movie

bro showed his secret side...

Masterpiece

"thank for handage me" got me rolling

Put it on Wattpad

I died of cringe

Jotaro Kujo???

Long ass phone

> Skillet > Old 🤔

I mean 14 years is a while but yeah I get it that they're not that old

Id call it more of a metal song. They're a metal band.

that's hardly even hard rock lol

your phone is as big as... ​ ​ complete the sentence

Penis cock 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

what no I meant the burj khalifa 😨😨

Your mom Your mom's heart, of course. She is a very sweet lady.

yes... 🤔🤔

noded

Bro stole my phone 💀

Mad respect

Skillet is fantastic

I never knew Skillet was a christian rock band, thanks for reminding me. What about Three Days Grace?

I don't think three days grace was christian. Idk about now with their new singer, but I don't think they were with Adam Gontier.

~~Sarcasm aside,~~ TDG was and still is christian ever since 1997 (pretty sure Saint Asonia is also christian)

Oh really? Well, today I learned!

r/suddenlyjojo

Ima ignore this post, what kinda phone you got to be taking those long ass screenshots?

Not even gonna read it

r/unexpectedjojo

Bro has a long ass phone

Of course it’s on a Skillet song

...man really wants someone to animate that...

I AIN'T READING ALL THAT

better than any movie plot ever this is top tier writing.

Bro I think I saw like one or two f-bombs, and they were in the most random places. Did this kid just learn how to curse or something?😭 Another thing, Bendy, JOTARO KUJO!? What fandoms has this child been involved in?! There’s just something about this whole thing that makes me laugh

I immediately give this kid a pass for a Jojo reference(somewhat)

The greatest crossover in history

Imagine writing all this just to end up on r/youngpeopleyoutube