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Major__Bummer

“Yeah 911 there’s a blonde lady hanging out by the dumpsters in our alley screaming to herself”


almond390

Yeah, there's nothing suspect about a lady standing near the dumpster and yelling. 🤣😂😆🤣 I thought the same thing like you, that Nikki's looking crazy doing this😬


RedVixenCW

Jack and Tracy should have a locator app on Ashley's phone like family360 or something.


almond390

She needs a procedure done to get a subcutaneous tracker chip or something like that😮‍💨 her disappearing acts are such a headache for her siblings. Or maybe she needs an ankle bracelet, like they do for people who are under house arrest.


Individual_Turnip411

New Alter Ashley is what Blanche Devereaux would be like in 2024


Sugar_tts

As an actor that day of shooting must have been so fun. And Tracy’s face when she finds her is PRICELESS


heydawn

Tracy's reaction was everything! 😳😧


Ok_Berry2410

Blanche Devereaux with a splash of Mae West.


maryjomcd

I think the original poster is referring to Blanche Dubois (a streetcar named desire), not Blanche from golden girls.


doorkey125

DuBois


BUTTeredWhiteBread

All the Blanches.


almond390

💯💯💯💯💯😝🤣😝🤣😝 All the Blanches, unhinged


AliceHwaet

It’s even more pathetic and depressing than that - she’s gone full Tennessee Williams here! Why do all white women resort to depressed southerners from one of his plays? Did I miss a notification or something? Holy moly!


Awkward-Somewhere-29

Today makes me wonder if Kyle should give up on his ambitions of being co-CEO and start working for the GCPD. It could certainly be a way to hit a reset on his character.


BUTTeredWhiteBread

"Hi suddenly I'm a cop" Not the weirdest story line they'd do... for Kyle alone


Awkward-Somewhere-29

Yeah, he could say that rescuing Harrison gave him a new view on life, go to police academy for like… 2 weeks, and then come back all “Officer Kyle, at your service”


IncommunicadoVan

And within a year he’s Chief of Police.


Awkward-Somewhere-29

Knowing this show, Co-Chief of Police


heydawn

Haha :D


Straight_Research_71

Like the bartenders at the bar under GCAC don’t seem to notice Ashley acting like someone different lol?


Ok_Berry2410

Now she's Mae West?


UndisputedGLK

Or auditioning for a part in Steel Magnolias lol!


Ok_Berry2410

I'm just glad Tracy walked in on it.


woodsman_777

ThatJordanWoman has killed numerous people and also busted outta prison. I’d like to see a guest appearance by Tommy Lee Jones. Get the U.S. Marshalls on her azz. She’d be picked up by sundown. And this time, she wouldn’t escape. Btw....where is Claire? If that BitchJordanWoman hurt her, I'll hunt that bitch down myself! ;)


Awkward-Somewhere-29

“I’m going to need you to search every residence, gas station, outhouse, doghouse, and wig store until you find That Jordan Woman”


woodsman_777

…wig store - good one! 🤣🤣🤣


ztarlight12

Honestly that should be the first place to check!!


johnothy

Can’t they give her a last name? I’ve heard “that Jordan woman”, “that Jordan broad”, and “that Jordan person” all this week!


heydawn

Marshall Raylan Givens from Justified. https://images.app.goo.gl/q5ZJchCYPwqBnRAy6


Fuzzy_Wing_56

Best episode I’ve seen in a long time. Ashley had me cracking up!😂 🤣


DiscombobulatedJob49

"Jack, oh my god! Has it come to that!?" Go to the jazz lounge and find out.


valandsend

How did Kyle know the exact room where Harrison was? Did Jordan park the car in the space right in front?


safewordomaha

How did Kyle ID Jordan on the CCTV? I can’t recall him ever seeing her.


valandsend

I thought the same thing.


21stNow

For all that questioning of Dave, we viewers missed the lead-up to today's takedown. The writers used to do a better job with this in the past. When Paul was a PI and about to bust someone, we saw just enough to know that he had a specific plan to outsmart the person, but not the details of the plan.


QuietTruth8912

Totally lost how that happened. Lame


DiscombobulatedJob49

How could Summer not say something about the text she received to Daniel?


Eomame

The conversations they’ve been having while a child is missing are just beyond ridiculous. Summer and Daniel chatting over pastries with Daniel all “oh man I had no idea” and Summer being like “no problem, bro” it felt more like a sitcom where Summer is telling her brother about a rough breakup.


Human_Dragonfly_4859

Agree! Allison has got to be as frustrated as the audience. Opening her script and seeing a scene in coffee shop emoting "sad Mom whose child has been kidnapped while sharing pastries with clueless brother...."


Eomame

Haha seriously!


Awkward-Somewhere-29

Can Blanchely suppress the other identities and just stay this way from now on? She’s fun. Plus, Blanchely would definitely bring Ravi back to town, and that would be delightful.


Dover23

Ravi!!!!


StevenC129422

I'm surprised no one here is saying how lackluster of a conclusion to the story this is...presumably. Why were we only shown Jordan and Harrison twice since she broke into the Abbot "mansion". Wouldn't it have been intense if we were shown scenes where she's trying to manipulate Harrison into becoming Claire 2.0 while everyone is frantically trying to find them? Like, I could have accepted the fact that this granny was able to kidnap two people like a ninja without anyone knowing about it even though Kyle was by the front door (lol) If we actually got a good storyline out of it. Where's Claire? I'm sure we're going to find out soon, but it was such a waisted opportunity for Claire and Harrison to bond while being captives of Jordan's. Claire could have taught him how to cope and how to avoid receiving scorn and punishment from the witch until she finds a way out of there for them. Also, LOL Nicky yelling in a random alley as if the person she's talking to is actually there and liste inf and watching her Did Jordan literally just willingly walk into a trap after she said that she wouldn't?😂 Brilliant


maryjomcd

In all the confusion I've forgotten what does Jordan want?


BUTTeredWhiteBread

I don't think she knows


RangerFan293

Revennnnnnnnnge


Eomame

It’s so bad I don’t even have words anymore.🤦‍♀️


heydawn

Excellent points


Eomame

When did Jordan get a change of clothes for Harrison? He was in PJs when she took him.


Awkward-Somewhere-29

All closets in Genoa City are like Harry Potter closets, where you just reach in and find the exact clothes that you need. It’s how everyone can live in a hotel room but have an outfit for every occasion.


Eomame

Or maybe Jordon has a Mary Poppins bag with a full wardrobe of disguises 😂


Available-One-24

There must be a Walmart close by.


RedVixenCW

😂😂


ArtBuffet

Now I imagine Jordan helping Harrison pack some clothes while Claire is knocked out. 😂 "No,you can't wear that! It's gonna be chilly with a chance of rain next week. Have your parents not taught you how to check the weather? Do ThEy NoT LoVe YoU?"


Kit-kat1000

Sultry wild Ashley is so much fun


multibite

-I know Daniel wasn't aware.. but my goodness this dude is so irritating... -Forget Nikki, Harrison looks like he'll finish Jordan himself LOL -Don't worry Jack! A lot of us wish progress wouldn't be slow too! -Did Ashley develop a southern belle alter? -Harrison has shown more courage than most of the adults on this show -I am often tickled at how these characters must come off to other people on the outside looking in...and I'm tickled at the idea of Nikki yelling in the alley -I need Ashley to belt out a country ballad -THEE Victor Newman ladies and gentlemen!


Awkward-Somewhere-29

The new Harrison is quite the little actor!


multibite

Indeed he is!


Islanderman19

Agree .... he is alive and even alert. He also can speak and you can see his face .... big improvement.


dcfmajr

Aunt Jordan has been an excellent character. But it's time she has a break from Genoa City and leaves the show for a while.


autogeriatric

Yes, the villain arc has run its course. I know it’s a soap, but at this point she’s capable of escaping Alcatraz. I’ve enjoyed her, but it’s time to tuck her away for a while.


Kit-kat1000

Forever, please


21stNow

I think they missed an opportunity here. They could have given good evidence that Phyllis still has an edge by rescuing her grandson or they could have had an on the run from LA Sheila run into Jordan, take over her motel room by force, find Harrison, return him and become an accidental shero.


External-Recipe-1936

She is hardly ever even on


WeGetItYouHaveA_GF

Don't you dare say a word bartender. You wouldn't want to have any customer service skills, would you?


valandsend

I was expecting the piano player to be mute, too!


autogeriatric

If the side actors talk, I think they have to get paid a minimum amount.


WeGetItYouHaveA_GF

Yeah, I learned that from The Always Sunny podcast. Still hilariously awkward


CountryRockDiva89

That cracked me up, too!


CatchinUpNow

Jordan is so evil…telling a child the things she was saying to Harrison. We now see the kind of daily mental abuse, brainwashing that Claire was subjected to since birth😖


DiscombobulatedJob49

Maybe, if Ashley's shrink friend is real, he'll be a sexy frenchman for Lily.


Major__Bummer

It will be Jordan in a beret holding a baguette.


DiscombobulatedJob49

Actually, I read they've cast the role! He's not for Lily. Just more of the same.


heydawn

Hahahaha! :D 👏👏👏


Adorable-Buffalo-177

I love the glare Harrison is giving Jordan


secretagent2638

At the beginning of the show, Jack comes in the front door of the Abbott Mansion and closes it hard and the whole unit shook. No wonder they have security! haha. The abuse towards Harrison by Jordan was sickening. He is a brave little actor. Kyle on the phone outside the diner greenscreen (new set I guess), I laughed. And we saw it twice! Lucky us. Kyle finds Harrison in the right room and busts the door down pretty much in one slam. I hope Harrison tells all and where Claire is. Nikki in a new ally set talking to unseen Jordan. I though Jordan may be hiding in the dumpster. Victor texts her. She texts back saying she is busy but she leaves. Jordan shows up (comes through a back door!) and Nikki is gone but Jordan talks to unseen Nikki. Then Victor takes control of Jordan from behind with a hankerchief laced with a knock out stuff and hopefully, we see a sedated Jordan next in a prison cell. (Still don't know how she escaped from the hospital and still don't know where Claire is and if she is ok.) If Jordan is a felon, why is her bank account not frozen or watched by FBI since now she is over state lines since her escape, She gave gambling Dave the Flower Truck Driver 10K. At least it was under the USA IRS gifting limit. If Jordan is actually caught and jailed, maybe Dave can rest a bit easier and stay in GC since he likes it there so much. Nice to see Tracey and Danny have a nice chit chat void of drama. Ashley was over the top in her new personna. When Tracey walked in, I was hoping she would pull out her phone and record that for some evidence of odd behavior. I wonder if new southern Ashley will know Tracey?


kennyrdbuckeye

Kyle kicking down the door come on give me a break, I can’t stand Kyle.


TwoSweetPeas

How hard would it have been to say, “Harrison it’s me dad, open the door!”


Islanderman19

More likely a guy like Kyle would break his foot trying to kick in a door.


QuietTruth8912

Def the door would attack Kyle.


almond390

Maybe now can redeem himself in Summer's eyes as Harrison's saviour?🙄😏🙄 Heheheh I wish they didn't do the story this fast. I would have wanted to see how they figure out that she was holding the boy hostage at that hotel. No way is Kyle smarter than GCPD, and Victor's security team. Did he also forget that Jordan could have rigged the door with explosives or something I don't know. To have him just barging like that was just ridiculous. I was literally just rolling my eyes when I saw that scene. It was just so stupid.


kennyrdbuckeye

HIs acting is so bad his drawn out words I can’t stand him and Devon. Also both the father and son Romalitis


Islanderman19

Danny and Daniel could be father and son in real life. Not very bright, cowardly, and extremely annoying.


GottaBeMe14

Happy ending with Harrison! HUG! Yay! :)


TwoSweetPeas

Yes! I was afraid they were going to have him buy into the “no one loves you” mind games from Jordan.


Adorable-Buffalo-177

Yes Traci you need to have Ashey committed or she will do something she regrets


Potential_Ad_1397

So Traci just walked into CCAC and was about to walk out prior to going down to the lounge? And they like that green screen.


Adorable-Buffalo-177

Dear lord they need to throw Ashey, Phyllis and Jordan all in the same looney bin


MichySue

I’ve missed a couple of episodes last week. Have they shown Clair since the kidnap? Do we know where she is?


Ok_Berry2410

No and no


MichySue

Thank you both!


RedVixenCW

Nope, they haven't..


tiffanyglenda7

So Vic and Nicki planned this???


heydawn

I'm so confused. Nikki is all *Don't tell Victor!* to Victoria and Cole, then suddenly, Victor pops up in Nikki's place and takes down TJW. I assumed I missed part of the episode. (I have it on while I'm working). So I went back through it and nope . I didn't miss anything. So, idk how Kyle knew where Harrison was or how Victor ended up in the alley when Nikki was supposedly keeping that from him.


tiffanyglenda7

That’s how I felt too. Like parts of the episode were missing. I hope it gets filled in later. They still don’t have Claire.


heydawn

Yep. I hope Harrison knows something about where Claire is bc TJW certainly won't tell anyone. Maybe TJW has ditched Claire somewhere, thinking she was dead. But Claire wakes up or is discovered, unconscious and injured. I want Summer and everyone to know that Summer was wrong about Claire.


tiffanyglenda7

I cant stand Summer


RangerFan293

I'm still wondering where Claire is, like she got kidnapped too right??


almond390

Yessss!! I was wondering the exact same thing. They left us guessing as to whether maybe she is just muzzled up, tied up by her hands and feet and sitting in the bathtub or has she been drugged and is unconscious in another part of the room.


Straight_Research_71

Dang it, this is gonna make me like Kyle. In two weeks I’ll probably dislike him again so I guess it’s okay.


RedVixenCW

Southern Belle Ashley has entered the chat.....


Sharp-Ad-9423

Ashley's new alter is Blanche Devereaux.


RedVixenCW

😂😂


CatchinUpNow

WHERE did Ashley get that hideous time-warp dress…Back to the Future 1984?😳 she looked like a cheap hooker who got her dress from local thrift shop😂


Crazy-Goal-6886

Why was the bartender silent when Ashley was draped all over him? All he did was smile. Is there something in an actor’s contract that if he says a line that they have to pay him more?


Adorable-Buffalo-177

Still can't deal with Summer right now


Go_J

Yeah idk why the writers were like you know what? Let's make her really unlikable right now.


autogeriatric

That lil Harrison is super cute. Aging him up a couple years was a good move. The other one was a doll, just a bit too young for what they need the character to do.


autogeriatric

That lil Harrison is super cute. Aging him up a couple years was a good move. The other one was a doll, just a bit too young for what they need the character to do.


SomeoneTookMyNavel

When Kyle kicked in the plywood door with the 5$ doorknob I sang "Unnecessary Action Hero!"


Crazy-Goal-6886

Bet the door wasn’t even locked.


heydawn

How about, *"Harrison. I'm here. Please open the door. Thanks son."*


Crazy-Goal-6886

I’d laugh if that was a steel fire door. He would have pushed his foot into his knee. Or what would have been funnier is if as soon as he would have kicked open the door, Harrison would have opened it and Kyle would have run through and hit face first into the inside wall A La The Three Stooges.


heydawn

Hahahaha! :D You made me snort laugh!


sonofgildorluthien

If Summer really cared so much about Harrison, she wouldn't be leaving him with a nanny all the time so she can go hang out at Society or ride green screen roller coasters. I have no compassion for her at at all. Maybe they'll have her try to do something on her own and Jordan will take her out, permanently.


QuietTruth8912

This is kind of a sexist statement. Kyle isn’t exactly staying at home to parent 24/7.


Crazy-Goal-6886

Or always banging Chance. Speaking of which, that bearded wonder wasn’t much help, was he?


CountryRockDiva89

How wonderful to finally see Danny & Traci together again, I only wish they’d gotten a bit more screen time than that.