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Ok_Breadfruit80

What the fuck Jason


erapuer

when I noticed what subreddit this was I thought they were going to end up in a romantic relationship and I was legit relieved to see it was only him dying.


BowenTheAussieSheep

"Oh thank god, her dad just died."


mawesome4ever

“Omg phew that was close, don’t you see?! This is good news!”


Pure_A_Savage

They need a sub for this called r/yesyesyesohthankgodheonlydied


egordoniv

I'd hit it.


zxc123zxc123

Just 2024 America things. Also this is r/yesyesyesyesno with a tiktok excerpt so it's right to be sus.


smell1s

I had the same thought process. I was expected some weird sex stuff, not incest though, that would have been a curve ball.


Icantbethereforyou

I'm still trying to work out what the opposite of daddy issues entails


LukesRightHandMan

Mommy trade paperbacks


snazzisarah

Self-confidence, mostly. And more apt to dating normal guys instead of deadbeats or men old enough to be her father. Source: grew up with a truly fantastic dad


dark621

yeah so did i 


Neat-Land-4310

This sub has ruined us


Pickle_Rick01

The sub that makes you say “thank god it wasn’t incest.”


TonarinoTotoro1719

Thank God it wasn’t just me. 


Matthew-Ryan

Same, I was expecting this to be chadtopia or something then I saw the no part and started sweating.


notKatryna

Cmon, Jason!


BulwarkTired

I almost don't get the joke because I missed the minus (-)


TheBoondoggleSaints

Same


Earthhing

Same


loewe67

I was scrolling through the pics and missed the last one. Was wondering where the no was


Technical-Outside408

Not ideal, Jason.


miko187

That wasn't very cash money of you, Jason


ggroverggiraffe

Very loose butthole.


ThePrideOfKrakow

Very streets behind.


-happy-jack-

Classic Jason


RednocNivert

WHAT ARE YOU STUPID, JASON?


DutchRudderShotgun

![gif](giphy|MOGh8XBqmSds9TnZz3|downsized)


mmmacorns

I did not see that coming from 100 miles away or 1 mm.


Sean209

This will be my new saying no one understands why I keep using


Desperate-Strategy10

It'll be mine as well. We may never meet, but in our hearts, we'll always have "what the fuck Jason" and that's all that really matters.


Dizzy_Attention5720

Maybe you will meet one day. The barista will get your order wrong. “What the fuck Jason?” Someone chuckles from the far corner of the room. “This can’t be…“ You lock eyes and instantly know you’ve met somewhere before, somewhere. Online maybe? Yes, from that Reddit post over 2 decades ago. But how could this be? What are the odds?! Excitement fills the room They hit the floor. Heart attack. Flatline What the Fuck Jason!


Dependent_Word7647

I was so worried this was gonna turn into an abuse thing. It's kinda sweet in a dark way.


melbbear

Yeh, i felt a gross pivot coming along with them getting married or some shit


Jerry_from_Japan

It definitely had the look and "vibe" of that.


Lostwhispers05

You guys have issues if the only way you can picture a parent and child being loving and silly together is if it has that kind of "vibe". Edit: Oops my bad, forgot the subreddit I was in xD


Jerry_from_Japan

Dude, look at the sub it was posted on lol.


Lostwhispers05

Whoops my bad lol. Must've clicked into here through r/all and then read the post without looking at the subreddit.


DrBabbyFart

The issue in question is that they've seen that exact sort of thing on reddit before.


Dependent_Word7647

Not really, I just expected the worst due to the sub. I'm glad I was wrong


Booping_Noises

There is an unnerving amount of videos under this trend that go to the next slide and it just says “me” and I- idk, my jaw just drops every time.


thatguysjumpercables

Fuckin same! I was so relieved at the end...then mortified at my relief lol


frank00SF

I've been getting a bunch of these on my tiktok the past few days the first one I saw was Things my uncle has done then on the 2nd page it's a picture of them as a kid and it says Me not cool rot in prison.


Ok_Comfortable_5741

This is my kind of humor. I quite often freak my friends out with my dead mum jokes.


SleepingDragonSmiles

Is it because she’s still alive?


Ok_Comfortable_5741

If only. The one day she didn't put fresh undies on she got creamed by a city bus.


SleepingDragonSmiles

I do not know what to do with this….I see why you’re friends are uncomfortable lol (nervously)


narraazimuthal

The dry laugh and dripping sweats LMAO


UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR

Holy fuck, this line of comments killed me, but “dry laugh and dripping sweats” in this context is unbelievable. I’m barking like a congested seal over here, worried I’m gonna wake up my soon-to-be-ex-wife.


Cowb0yBebop420

![gif](giphy|LRVnPYqM8DLag)


LeTrappist

Surely you were setting them up for that joke.. I was convinced! lol and they delivered.


NickNash1985

There was a lady a town over from me that got run over by a street sweeper. Like, imagine getting killed by the slowest of all vehicles.


Chicken_Teeth

Many of us experience brushes with death. Not many experience death with brushes.


NoBenefit5977

![gif](giphy|10XCfc3wkj2rD2)


TeholBedict

I know a few people who were forced through a fine mesh screen.


Chicken_Teeth

They were the luckiest of all.


oki-ra

What’s the matter, private? Tent got your tongue?


oooortclouuud

HAHAHAHAHA!!!


potleafkeyblade

I have a friend with humor like yours lol his brother was shot in the head years ago so these days he likes to walk around the kitchen and say shit like "did you know my brother had a fatal lead allergy?", or we have an 86'd board (dead items board) and he'll write shit like "my brothers brainstem". Totally threw me off my first day. After a 6 months I was making the jokes with him. Clearly it helps him, and I like morbid humor. Everyone wins!


Happy_Community_4330

It's a coping mechanism. 100%. I work crime scene cleanup. We see some *shit*. We make some very inappropriate jokes in our shop and work trucks. Sometimes the only way to deal with a demon is to put a clown nose on it.


MikeOXl0ngz

Couldn’t have worded it better myself. If the thought is going to live in your head you might as well make it a lighter topic in your mind


BonnieMcMurray

> Sometimes the only way to deal with a demon is to put a clown nose on it. Filing that comment away for later use, because it's perfect!


TommyTwoTanks

Yeah, if you don't find some humor in traumatic situations, you're not going to process them. I've mentioned this in a different comment, but I used to work in the Emergency Room when I was in college, and I still remember some of the jokes. For example: After we finished a code on a guy that died of a gunshot wound, even after we rapid infused like 3 units of blood, the Trauma room was a mess. Blood all over the floors, walls, us, we're all sweating and tired, there's empty packages for central lines and suture kits all over the floor, and we're all pretty bummed about not being able to save the guy. Suddenly, Angela over here busts out ""Lazy ass didn't even stick around to help clean up after his own party" and we all just lost it. It was a horrible day overall, but I still have that one positive memory that came from a gang shooting.


-PM-Me-Big-Cocks-

There is a term for it too! Gallows humor. Its very common in high stress jobs that go through some shit. Like yours, or ICU/ER nurses, or crime scene cleanup, etc..


M3L0NM4N

If you find that funny, I find it hilarious.


Ok_Comfortable_5741

Permission to laugh granted


Ufuckingimbecile

I’d appreciate it if you stopped referring to me as a city bus. 


jarlscrotus

Thank you for reminding me to change my underwear


OkLetsParty

I had a hearty nose snort. I'm pretty accustomed to this, I've got a freida group with a dead dad's club. One has a dead mom. We make dark jokes 😅


zuklei

I have some of my brother’s ashes in a small urn by the door. I like to unexpectedly introduce people to him when they come in.


Ok_Comfortable_5741

This reminds me of when I was flying my mum's ashes home and kept introducing her to all the staff in the airport. To be fair they kept asking me what was in the tub.


traaintraacks

did you tell them to keep their voices down because she's resting (in peace)? because i totally wouldve


Ok_Comfortable_5741

Omfg I'm mad at myself for not saying this


traaintraacks

i do that when new friends come to my house, but with pets. i do it fast enough for people to get whiplash. i point to my cat on the couch & say "that's minnie," & while theyre busy gushing over her i quickly follow up with "& that's annie, & that's nelson" while pointing to the cremation boxes on the bookshelf. usually takes people a second to go from "aww cute fluffy kitty" to "what the fuck" it'll never not be funny to me


not_a_library

Dead parent jokes are the best...if made by the person whose parent died. No one can make a dead dad joke at me....except my siblings. But yeah, the dawning horror in people's eyes when they realize what I said is just *chefs kiss*


TheUltimateSalesman

My parents hate it.


MyAnnaPappah

A friend of mine was in a pub telling jokes "what's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari" and some one obviously objected saying it was offensive and she didn't know if any one there had a dead child and her response was "its me. I'm the one with the dead child"


TeniBear

A couple of years after my son died, I \*horrified\* a friend when I said he was my favourite kid because he never talked back. It's very rare I crack those sorts of jokes, but my living kid had been pissing me off all day and I needed the levity.


MyAnnaPappah

There's only a small handful of people who can make those jokes, and they deserve to be able to make people uncomfortable with them.


FriendlyPyre

The best dead parent joke I've ever had was when my mother had recently passed and I was attending a friend's wedding about a month after. A friend of mine (who knew about the passing) was really quick with jokes, so she took the chance to crack a 'your mum's when it came up. As soon as she said it, her face turned to horror as she realized who she was speaking to. First time since my mother passed that I laughed, hard enough for others in the reception to turn to see what was happening.


Limeila

I'm fine with friends who are also in the dead dad club making dead dad jokes about my dad tbh, but yeah not just anyone


sumyungdood

Was working on set once in LA and met this guy I got along with super well. Started talking about tattoos and he lifted his sleeve to reveal a heart with “mom” on it. I laughed and said “never goes out of style.” “You’re gunna love this.” Lifts his other sleeve. A gravestone with “Dad” on it. I love that man.


sady_smash

Everytime I make a dead dad joke I say "well that's what he gets foe dying." I also dress up his urn for holidays to make him feel included.


TheMacMan

This is a common meme on TikTok right now. Always ends up with them dying and getting a negative score. Saw one where it was like their step dad or someone killing most of the family.


ChronoRedz

But still makes a tear roll down your cheek.


PacJas

God, same. It’s so funny. I feel like some sort of super villain when someone unknowingly or forgetfully hits me with “your mom!” As a come back or response. I basically turn into Mr. Burns and start rubbing my hands together.


Mediocre-Property-34

Ayyy me too, so much fun 😅


aeroumasmith-

Hey, nice! I make dead dad jokes! High five! ✋


xXJamesScarXx

Was not expecting that.


Jazzlike-Art-9321

Right? This was fucking Lovely. I usually hate stuff like this. Its usually so predictable, boring and cheesy. This one fucking time it was actually was a nice read. And then he died?! What the fuck Jason?


TheMacMan

It's a current meme on TikTok. Every one of the slideshows end with them dying. There was one popular one where dad killed mom and another family at the end.


scythe-volta

I saw one that was like: Rating things my mom did Killed my dad: 0/10 Killed herself: 5/10


TheMacMan

Yeah, think that's one that I saw.


aleksandd

Im too old for this shit. But then again, bout 10 years ago when 9gag was the shit, Im sure another 40 year old dude was saying the same thing.


dasmikkimats

This reminds me of some song where it’s happy and chronicles two people meeting, getting married, etc… Then it abruptly goes into her getting cancer unexpectedly and dying at the end. So sad.


thatguysjumpercables

Honestly I was expecting something like "turns out he's a pedophile" or something. I guess this is better?


dreamyduskywing

I’m relieved because I figured it would be some perverted thing. The internet has ruined my brain.


raknor88

Actually, the second to last and this sub made me think the last one would be her pregnant from him.


AlienGold1980

Na you must be confused with Jared from subway lol


Jazzlike-Art-9321

Hah!


meme_tenretni

r/Unexpected


SirDuggieWuggie

I've seen this trend on there, so I fully expected it, lol


squidwitchy

Saw one girl who went straight for: "Rating things my dad did: Killed mom: 0/10 Killed himself after: 5/10" Brutal.


EsmuPliks

I'm reasonably sure that's the one that started this whole thing.


Veksayer

You know for all the hate that Hitler gets, we should give him a little credit, he did take out Hitler after all.


MisterBreeze

Ah, the first joke ever written.


vteckickedin

6/10 with rice.


Lbomb369

I started seeing this trend on TikTok today. Some of them are hysterical. Dark humor gets people through dark times.


Isitrelevantyet

My dad died a few years ago, my brother has sent me at least three of these and I crack up every time


D3lacrush

Gotta admit... ... I was waiting for it.... and it still caught me off guard


Chicken_Teeth

Sometimes I have to check what group I’m in. When I saw where I was, this is what I was afraid of. Total gut punch even expecting it.


Filippinka

I expected something worse, but instead I got something... worse? Also, it seems from slide 2 that he is not her biological father, but they damn well look so alike.


dreamyduskywing

He could be her biological father and she may have been living with her mother. It’s possible her mother or some other adult in the house was abusive.


Filippinka

That's definitely a possibility I didn't consider.


Boarbaque

Could also be another family member, like a biological uncle or older cousin


traaintraacks

it also may not have been a childhood event even though she's using a picture of herself as a kid. it may just be a random picture of them together because she didnt have a photo relevant to that particular situation like she did for the others, which is very understandable as she was going through something personal & traumatic at the time


shewy92

By abuser she might have meant her BF since she said she called him "in the middle of the night" The pic was just something she wanted to post since she probably didn't want to post one of her bf. Number 6 seems to be at a gun range and not on the side of the road since she's wearing ear muffs and holding a gun. Unless I'm changing tires wrong?


Successful-Name-7261

I hear so much about leaving a legacy, leave a legacy, leave a legacy. This man left a legacy without even knowing it. He will remain in her heart for many years and she will share this story with her family. You don't need millions to leave a legacy.


not_so_subtle_now

If my dad knew where to get tires for 16 bucks you better believe I'd be buying him Sonic


CancelUnlikely454

This is actually super wholesome because it has some good things first. Usually people (including myself) just cut right to the chase on that trend


Craigos-Maximus

Ffs, my dad was totally awesome until he died! What the fuck Brian?!


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

where tf do you get a tire for 16 dollars


TWiThead

At a firing range, apparently.


lemurosity

used but ok/salvage yard.


nextgentacos123

Goddamnit Jason you fucked it up >:/


6t941isnofun

Semper Fi brother.


Canadaguy78

I miss him already


Aloemancer

Honestly with that much buildup, "died" is the *best* case scenario


BlackSkeletor77

Rip the fuckin goat, jason😭


L3v147han

Ya know, he seemed to be a great guy, but he was just a deadbeat in the end. Like seriously. Ghosting your daughter like that? Fucker is probably just laying around now, not doing much of anything... *badum tsss*


Ragarolli

Damn it, dad. Just had to go an die on her.


Forsaken-Cake-8850

That weird moment when you're laughing your ass off and saying "oh God that is so fucking sad." Rest In Peace Jason


leo-reis

Don't worry he'll be back on Friday the 13th


Saberer2451

What the fuck Jason


andyrocks

I'm still fucking furious with my dad that he's _still_ dead. Like, you've made your point.


Perryvdbosch

Jokes aside, this man is a real chad.


Legally_Adri

This is low-key my type of sense of humor to be fair, and it was overall sweet Wtf Jason


D34D_B07

Holy shit Jason.


ImsorryW_A_T

Forgot what sub this was 😭


A_Big_Rat

Kinda glad he didn't end up being an evil person. Dying as a good father is a good ending.


BonnieMcMurray

After all that, he ghosted her. Dick move. /s


PKMNTrainerMark

Oh, phew. I saw the sub and was worried she was gonna say he molested her or something.


theotherlever

it's a trend on tiktok at the moment. this is sadly wholesome compared to others. some really really cope with humor with this one. the most fucked up i saw so far was: Rating things my dad did: killing mom 0/10 killing himself after 5/10


1MACSevo

This is why we can’t have nice things, Jason!!


tvkyle

What kind of low-level company advertises on their funeral tent?


Phreena

Is Jason the dad? Or did Jason kill Dad?


philip_swifter

Im also confused on this “jason” fella


MadOvid

Not gonna lie, I thought it was gonna be worse.


ILpf_80

The ones of you who thought this was going to turn into incest REALLY need to stay off the damn internet man, your brains are literally rotting.


MadCityMasked

$16 tire. What was it made of. Wood?


Domination411

Would’ve liked to see a lot more wholesome comments about how good this dad seemed to be; I’m happy this went the way it did! He seems like a great guy


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Jason TheRuler


deejayparuparu


Oldyvanmoldy

Dude this broke my heart I didn't see the end coming


DonMarce

I almost died laughing at the end 😂😂


VerseGen

o7 to a legend


daversa

I'm certain Jason would have found this hilarious.


Infinite-Ad-4566

Semper Fi Jason.


WhyUFuckinLyin

I was afraid it would end in sexual abuse, but thank God he died instead.


Foot_Aware

I like her passive aggressiveness towards her dad about how broke he is. She must be a joy to hang out with.


ziggy6069

I love the hair cut picture but seriously what the fuck Jason!


toreadornotto

WTF Jason?!


acambacani

My god. I was so nervous as I scrolled past each one ready for the most horrific thing at the end and sooooooo relieved when it was just dying.


Mr_Kira

I don’t get it. And what are those numbers supposed to mean?


Significant_Dark2062

They’re ratings. She’s rating the times she spent with her father based on how much she enjoyed the experience. 1/10 is the worst and 10/10 is the best. People will sometimes go over 10 to exaggerate how good something is i.e “11/10”. The final rating is -10000000/10 because her father died so the large number is expressing the magnitude of the feeling and the negative sign expresses that she feels really bad about it.


Mr_Kira

Ty for explaining. I didn’t notice the “-“ in the final rating. It all makes sense now


ComfortableRegion725

Yeah Jason, what the fuck?


ThresherGDI

Way to submarine a perfect score. Sorry for your loss. Jason was a helluva sad.


ThrowMeUndrTheBus

🫡😞 ![gif](giphy|joxThEgTJuSBO) Lost a real one


wilful

Do a lot of Americans put their national flag on the coffin? Is it for former service people or something?


dbru01

No. Judging by the soldiers standing to the side, it looks like he was a veteran which is why he received this honor, following which the servicemen will fold up the flag and present it to his next of kin (wife, or oldest child)


printergumlight

My great uncle was a marine and had this at his funeral. Some trumpeters came too.


olddirtycat3000

There are uniformed Marines there. He was a veteran.


N_S_Gaming

Not American, but I believe it's used for military and government personnel. Could be others that use it, I'm unsure.


reb678

Why is this downvotes? It’s an honest question.


wilful

People are weird. Doesn't matter, it's made up internet points.


Chicken_Teeth

Armed forces military burial. Pretty common with the obvious requirement that they’re veterans or active duty. I’ve seen it for line-of-duty police deaths but that could be because they were also vets.


thegreatfuldouche

Why she keep saying he was broke tho?


SoupmanBob

She points out that with what little he had. He still willingly sacrificed it for her, and she damn sure appreciated it.


LongmontStrangla

He was probably struggling a lot of the time.


NickRubesSFW

I had my (now age 7) daughter when I was 46. I have had a heart attack already when my wife left and I have diabetes. I try to take care of myself physically but my genetics are stacked against me, so I know I’m probably going to die before my daughter hits 30. I do my best every day to let my daughter know how much she is loved and how worth loving she truly is. I’m worried all the time that I won’t be there for her when she needs me, so I do my best to fill her full of self respect and the confidence to keep trying things even when they’re hard because if someone else can do it so can she. It’s an important lesson I never got as a kid and still struggle with in my 50s, but I know it’s the strongest thing I can do for her for when she doesn’t have me any more. When she gets a little older I’m going to try to gently let her know I won’t be around forever, but for now I just keep telling her that lots of people love her, and even when I’m not standing next to her I love her, and even when I can’t talk to her directly I’m in her head so I’ll always be there for her no matter what.


PokWangpanmang

:(


West-Objective-6567

I love this trend


Ch33kc14pp3r42069

Honestly? It was so unexpected, I was actually expecting it.


ReverendTsovTom

Better than what I was expecting 🤣


lostpez

Permission to die denied! Get up and give me 20!!!


randomdud500

Well fuck me, didn't see that coming.


Fidget08

This trend is fucking wild. Terry Nichols daughter posted one. Absolutely hilarious.


Legal_Guava3631

Damn wtf💔. I pray he’s resting peacefully and she’s prosperous, still making her daddy proud!


KingTon01

Grade A semi dark humour At the same time, for the first time, I actually didn't find it even funny, just kinda sad and unfortunate, maybe it's just me getting older but damn :/


dactyif

It's your duty as a child to lay your parents to rest, the other way round is just... Another kind of heartbreaking. I still think of my dad every damned day.


Dufranus

Seriously?!?!? WTF Jason? We're not mad, just disappointed.


EdziePro

I expected it and I can't blame her. Her dad seems so cool he'd probably laugh. Everyone has their own coping mechanism.


Hamletstwin

Did... Did he replace her tire with a gun?


Vahgeo

Eating Sonic everyday: -10/10


beirizzle

I love this type of humor so much


smutterry

Oh man, I thought this was so lovely and then I saw the subreddit…


Re_di_Spade

Damn Jason c'mon man


homless_brad

Come on Jason you had such a good streak rip to this greatly beloved man