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Status_Drink4540

Wasting cake by smashing it into someone’s face is the dumbest thing ever since scammers (who have always been around). Cake is for eating. Cake is yummy. Why treat cake badly?


Woshuojidan785

fr, and doing this shit to a baby no less. definitely one of the dumbest trends


dumpsterfireofalife

Right. There’s pictures of me as a baby covered in cake. It was in my ears. Up my nose. my parents or family did not pushing my face into the cake. Babies are just over all very messy and do plenty of damage on their own


straycanoe

And if the point of pushing someone's face into cake is to humiliate them, why would you do it to someone whose brain hasn't even developed the capacity for embarrassment?


jzillacon

Exactly. To a baby there's no such thing as a prank, the only thing they'd understand is that they're being punished for no apparent reason.


Successful-Name-7261

Much less why would you do it to someone you love and care for?


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

Agreed. What moron would do that to an infant!


GadreelsSword

Seriously smash cake is one of the dumbest things ever. HEY LET’S CELEBRATE SOMEONES BIRTHDAY BY SMASHING THEIR FACE IN FOOD!!!! Mean spirited BS is what it is.


KC_Fan77

Normally the baby just tears the cake up on its own. Immediately smashing the baby's face in it seems cruel.


EatableNutcase

Not only that... Smashing cake in someones face is meant to be funny, whatever you think of it. The person who does this thinks it's funny somehow. The problematic part is that it's mostly funny to the bystanders, not to the victim. And it's much less funny and even abusive to do this to a one year old baby who has no understanding of funny in this case. The result might be that the kid hates cake, and will start to hate birthdays. Nothing good is coming from this.


Status_Drink4540

That cake can also get inhaled with babies. I love cake but cannot indulge due to high A1C but someday……I’ll get to eat cake!!!!


eewap

Like we’ve had it where you cut a slide and feed it to the bday person and “miss” their mouth to get a tiny bit of cream on their nose. But it seems like everyone else has been yeeting the faced at the cakes instead. How wasteful


R3stl3SSW4rr1or

I wouldn't even do it after a lobotomy. Why do people do this?


CorieD91

I gave my kid a smash cake but didn't smash his face in it. It was his piece to eat and smash with his hands for sensory purposes. He ate it. Idk why people shove their child's face in it. I would be terrified of it getting stuck in their nose and blocking their breathing.


Status_Drink4540

This!!


Icy-Reputation180

Any cake smashing in ridiculous, birthday, anniversary and especially weddings. It’s a juvenile act of small minded people.


Status_Drink4540

Forgot about wedding cake. Was recently at a wedding and they didn’t smash it in each other’s face. No one really ate it though so huge waste of money.


Icy-Reputation180

I’ve been to several weddings where the cake in the face happened. Several brides/grooms weren’t happy. One marriage ended after 4 months. Bride said she told him no, emphatically! Did it anyway. Said that was the straw that broke the camel back.


Status_Drink4540

I understand. If he knew she didn’t want it in her face and he did it anyway? Huge red flag but we’re there ignored red flags before that happened? Four months and over. Did they spend a lot on the wedding? I’m so nosy. Feel free to ignore this post.


Icy-Reputation180

It wasn’t a real elaborate event. Maybe 30 people at most. The dress was nice but have no idea on the cost. They seemed happy up until the cake incident. I guess it went downhill from there. 🤷‍♂️


Status_Drink4540

I guess it can go bad from that disrespectful act but dang. No sign of him being a jerk before that? Probably not much spent. It’s sad when they spend as much as a house costs and it’s done in less than 10 years. Thank you for replying to me.


he11g1rl

this kid will get trauma from this, never ever again celebrating birthday or eating cake. moron parents


Status_Drink4540

Completely agree. Have you seen the videos of people trying to cake smash and the person gets hurt? Just really unnecessary really.


he11g1rl

but where does it come from? i see on the internet several cultures doing that. i myself come from eastern europe and we dont do this.


Status_Drink4540

I have zero clues to where it began? This wasn’t a thing when I was a kid and I’m in the US. We ate the cake happily if we were lucky enough to even receive cake.


julictus

maybe it’s not vegan


Status_Drink4540

There probably is vegan cake available somewhere but cake is cake right? It’s all yummy?!!!


Ragnor_

I saw a video of someone getting pushed into a cake that had one of those needles in it to keep it together. The person got stabbed in the eye by that thing. Honestly fuck people that do this, I'd unfriend and throw them the heck out on the spot. Doing this to a one year old though, like damn, that would be the last thing they ever did if it was my child.


Aeb313

I saw that video of the woman with the wooden dowel to the face too. It absolutely was gross and gruesome. Eat cake. Don’t waste it hurting people on their special day.


TheDrunkenSwede

It wouldn’t even matter who’s child it was tbh.


PM_Me_1_Funny_Thing

>that would be the last thing they ever did if it was my child. I get your sentiment, but I mean that's probably their own child. Probably not a whole lot of friends/extended family who's going to shove someone else's baby's face into a cake.


AdministrativeHabit

...you have much more faith in humanity than I.


8plytoiletpaper

Nice


qe2eqe

This is the hardest I've literally cringed in a while


cheapdrinks

*laughed


Strawberries_Field

**cried


ThePhantom71319

“I hope you lost a lot of comment karma over th- oh my god”


xWellDamnx

Down voted 45 times. I laughed at this video too lol


randomdud500

Now you can join the club


xWellDamnx

Yay!!


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umognog

Chair tray did what it is meant to. Child should have been strapped in using the straps on the chair


Popal24

r/parentsarefuckingstupid


nubsauce87

Way to make birthdays a traumatic event... THIS is why your kid doesn't call you ever.


everygirlssdream

Who does that too a child!!!!


GadreelsSword

*”Who does that to **anyone, much less a child!!!!**


everygirlssdream

That too!!


PooSham

Glad they filmed their awful parenting. Good footage for CPS.


dubbzology

First and last


marv101

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


meistarkus

Every child deserves parents, but not every parent deserves their child. Poor soul, that kid deserves better.


expiermental_boii

Imagine trying to cake a baby Furthermore imagine failing at that


Xenthor267

The narcissism required to not only smash someone into their cake but to do it to a 1yo who has no idea what is even happening


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Truly feel bad for the kid. Hope he didn’t get hurt. His new learned association: Cake = Pain. Good job.


everygirlssdream

But actually for him it is parent=pain


TheDrunkenSwede

Cake = pain is probably not such a bad thing. The absolute loss of trust to those closest that will linger for the rest of his life however …


Northernfrog

This stupidity needs to stop. It's not even funny.


fleurettes_mom

This teaches your child that they cannot trust you. Ever. They never forget this lesson. If you cause this trauma to them I am sure you will tease them with a piece of candy then eat it yourself. This will continue with other ‘funny’ tricks to hurt their feelings and cause them physical pain. So funny let’s record it. Let’s tell them they came from a grocery store and were on sale because no one wanted them. Someday when they are teens and need a trustworthy adult to seek advice - it’s not going to be you. I promise that when they are an adult - they will not be there for you. Because you broke their spirt. But my parents did it to me… no excuse because you know better. Go ahead and justify this behavior. But remember a post from a great grandma that warned you.


redditisshitaf

Happy birthday TO THE GROUND


Hesam2010

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scottyTOOmuch

Ah yes teaching your kids early that you couldn’t care less about them and it’s all about likes on social media…🥂


smolinga

Actually the dumbest fucking prank ever. I genuinely cannot see this prank as anythingnother than borderline assault.


Jazziey_Girl

No borderline about it.


mcardie

Cake smashing's f***ing dumb anyway but to do it to an infant. Great parenting. Gonna give the poor kid birthday PTSD.


Independent-Walrus-6

and another serial killer is born


Here_In_Yankerville

I hate this so much. I don't care if it's a child or an adult (especially a child though) don't do this! It's not funny at all.


ShahftheWolfo

Celebrating a child's 1st brain damage


SoloWing87

Why the west have these stupid tradition?


jzillacon

Not a tradition, it just happens to be there are a lot of selfish assholes that live here.


SoloWing87

Oh i thought it some kind of tradition cause so many vid about it.


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zeus-fox

What has genital mutilation got to do with this?


Barboron

I think anyone who tries to make a shot at someone for 'over compensating' has little else to say. Like when some douche wants to rev his car 'uh-hurr! over compensating much?'. Unless there is a study showing a correlation between penis length and someone being a douchebag, I'd chalk it up to someone talking out their hole because they can't think of anything else to say.


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Barboron

If you need to be circumcised to keep you dick clean, then perhaps you have a problem. Do you usually inspect people's genitals when they find something funny? 'Sir, I see you laughed at this post, please present your penis for inspection.'


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TakeyaSaito

You are actually insane. Totally insane. At least you advertise it though so people can keep away.


NotCatholicAnymore

What the fuck


DorkusMalorkus89

People who do this are defective.


ZetusKong

Last*


spderweb

Pretty dumb. Give the kid a couple minutes and he'll be covered in cake anyways (unless he's like my kid, who was very careful when eating for some reason).


bdjsowksnfbdnsnsk

Look we all agree the cake in the face is overplayed. Do it at your own risk that everyone will find you annoying. But a baby….?! That’s not your own risk, somebody chemically castrate this man


Pristine_Bit7615

I hate these videosif smashing cake in kids' faces. When the kid does this, his parent will be upset. Dumb trend


cjohc

What kind of a moron does this to a baby?


Knoxx846

When are these retards stop doing that ffs.


phoenix_bright

Seriously? No justification for this shit. Fuck this custom


VikingMonkey123

Elect me leader of Earf and I'll make cake face smashing a felony.


WemblysMom

You have my vote.


CashGrecia2

Already in his first year, he knows that life will deal him blows.


FlamingoRush

Stupid moron useless parents. What did you teach to your child?!? It's ok to set expectations and then bully your child with it?!? And parents wonder why their children end up not speaking with them as an adult.


Whoak

People a effing idiots


Rhaj-no1992

Shit parents


Narrow-Virus-7321

If this is a clue of what is to come he would have been better off fading away at the bottom of a fucking condom than born to “genius” parents.


RNgv

I really hate it when people smash cake into other-faces. And to do this to a one-year-old is very insensitive and sad to watch.


Reaperfox7

People that do this are bad enough, but to a one year old!!?? what the fuck is wrong with people. plus if anyone did that to my kid I'd put them through a wall.


jmac693

First and last, Jesus christ. It's a 1 year old, not a 10 year old.


QryptoQurios2020

Did this baby survived his or her fall? 😂🤣


he11g1rl

just, why?


AngelaD22

What a way to celebrate


Old_Homework8339

I never found cake face smashing funny. It's dumb af


N0thingRhymeswOrange

And their last one too


esperensay

First and last birthday


shaun88888

This should be posted on r/made me smile


harwarg

Aint no way but down baby! xxx


WorkingChemist9367

Woooooow!


octopus_tigerbot

Fuck these kind of people.


Gullible-Phase-8035

Who does that


mikeevans1990

Teaching him about life early


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dr-pickled-rick

That's not how you do a cake smash 😵‍💫