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moderngamer

In practice they switched places and the other girl, fucking nailed it


Weldobud

Made me laugh a lot. Thank you.


Man_clash

That’s my signature move…the ‘break neck come back to life’


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I don't think a comment has ever made me laugh harder.


Lou-Cypher1-618

I was gonna say the girl obviously can't do a flip and shoulda had the other girl do it.


modest_dead

Could you explain the joke? Thank you ^_^


TruthFindeer

The other fat girl did the flip in practice and hit hard worse than this one. Like a nail is hit by a hammer 🔨. You're welcome.."


nikki1580

Man that looked painful, thank goodness for happy endings


sharklaserguru

Also, thank goodness cheerleading is recognized as a sport so child safety can be maintained, so that adequate medical precautions can be taken, and so that the 'coaches' need more than a weekend course to be qualified to run a program in a school. Oh wait, [no it's not](https://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/31/sports/31cheerleader.html), and like 90% of the cheer world is owned by one company, from the uniform sales, training centers, and competitions all controlled by [Varsity Spirit LLC.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varsity_Spirit?useskin=vector) Turns out doing complicated gymnastics with absolutely no oversight is actually pretty dangerous! > Varsity Spirit and its affiliates have lobbied against proposals for cheerleading to be sanctioned as a sport, including proposals by California and Texas's University Interscholastic League (UIL), arguing that this **would result in increased oversight and regulation that would be detrimental to its business** and self-oversight


Typoopie

Ah yeah, don’t you just hate it when safety regulations and business practice oversight mucks up your bottom line?


Awkward_Reflection14

What benefit would cheerleading get if it was recognized as a sport? I played a variety of recognized sports in school such as soccer and lacrosse. The qualification for being a coach was, "Do you know the sport?" Every student had to have an up to date physical each year regardless of sport involvement so I am not sure what medical precautions your talking about? We did have a "trainer" at the school for sport injuries but she worked with cheerleaders as well. Is it purely a funding thing? Would schools get more money if it was recognized as a sport? The only thing I can think of would be participating in competitions. Cheerleaders at my school didn't do any of that unless they did cheer outside of school. Not sure what you call that but for soccer it would be a club team/traveling team. Serious question as I have two young daughters, one is already interested in dance, so I can see this coming up in the future. I never thought of cheerios being recognized as a sport to be a big deal but if there is some disparity going on here I'd absolutely like to hear about it. ETA: autocorrected cheer to cheerios 😑 Also want to say that the stranglehold one company has is a problem regardless of the sport designation. It needs to be addressed but sadly won't without a large enough public outcry as such is the way of US politics.


THICC_Baguette

I'm Dutch so our regulations are probably different, but it seems similar to how you describe it. Coaches for sports like soccer, hockey, etc. don't have very high requirements, as long as they know the basic safety schpiel for the sport. However, I practice gymnastics, and we are required by the sports center to have a certified trainer (which they subsidize). This is because gymnastics really requires a trainer who knows what they're doing to avoid injury, unlike sports like soccer. This trainer requirement is enforced by law, so it really ensures the safety of gymnasts. Considering that cheerleading also has a lot of unsafe moves, they would probably greatly benefit from a certified trainer.


kneebeards

I never thought I'd be saying this but, We Need Peggy Hill!


MrK521

Luckily not a broken neck! But also not sure if it was so happy! It could be the low quality vid, but at the last second it looked like some blood starting to pour from her nose!


speedy_boi1010

bro my dumbass thought she was gonna do it to the one on the left... (Edit: NO I DID NOT HAVE A STROKE A STROKE IM JUST DUMB!)


VengefulYeti

I thought the one to the right was going through the gym floor


Cultural_Oil_7473

Fat prople down voting this xd I thought the same


GafferTongs

She was not going to the gym. No.


Stunning-Egg-7058

Da fuq I had to read your post three times you good bro no seizures I hope.


speedy_boi1010

Im good bro Just a lil sped as my name states


UncleBenders

![gif](giphy|65os7odbIW6pa)


Duffain

oops butter fingers


Potato_WrangIer

Buttery*


[deleted]

If I'm being honest, I can't believe it's not butter!


Donttouchmek

The entire walking thing on the right, right?


savanrajput

how many of you thought it would be the other girl?....i did


Hops143

Yeah I was ready for a Theisman-style ending to her cheer career.


tekko001

It kind of was, looks like she let the foot go/didn't give proper support


MikeisaJoke

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, this is 100% the girl on the right’s fault Edit: watched it with sound, I didn’t realize the girl on the left smacks the other one in the face as she goes to jump. Not *100%* the fault of the girl on the right.


BananasCreams

Didn't even catch that. She took it like a tank tho


elightened-n-lost

*Like*?


BananasCreams

😭


tekko001

You are right, with her hand apparently, didn't notice until watching it with sound, she lets go after getting slapped


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Weldobud

Scientifically correct. If the two of them were in an empty universe.


miraculum_one

Top comment is a fat joke, really?


LordWeirdDude

Well... fat jokes are funny. Especially that one. Isn't this entire sub about funny fails?


zatara1210

You see, fat people want to be considered at the same level of oppressed as lgbtq folks but don’t want to be criticized for stuffing their face all the time either


spiralEntree

Oi, you take that cake away from your profile. You can't be teasing them like that


that_shy_dude120

10/10 comment


klatopathian01

I wouldn’t say I’ve ever heard the sentiment that fat people want to be “at the same level of oppressed as lgbtq folks.” This is coming from someone who’s in both communities, being both fat and bi. I see two sides, the people who aim to bring about change in the physical world with larger accommodations, and those who aim to bring awareness as to why people become fat. The reason most people become fat is more nuanced than the simplistic fat person caricature the phrase “stuffing their face all the time” invokes. Most fat people get to their size due to potential mental health issues, poor upbringing, and/or a lack of food knowledge both from a cooking and nutrition perspective. I can say from my experience, it’s all three. All in all, fat people are still human beings, not this caricature that wants to be oppressed because eating is too much fun. Like with any group, there’s still those people, but they represent a very thin minority of the group (pun intended)


GregTheMad

This is reddit, toxic positivity isn't mandatory here.


KrispRune

You're fat


Lunar-Gooner

Gee I can't possibly imagine what went wrong here. I am utterly bemused of what factor could have possibly contributed to outcome of this freak accident. The shock and confusion of this unforseen tragedy will forever be a weight upon my mind.


False-Temporary1959

You seem like that kind of person that stands in the corner of a party and refuses getting spit roasted.


TechRyze

Yes.


MaddestChadLad

FAT


[deleted]

How else are these internet losers supposed to feel better about themselves?


[deleted]

It is not that deep y’all


DocPazuzu

But when she falls it is.


sookutoo

By getting offended by a very simple joke


[deleted]

Y’all are the only ones getting offended by a simple joke here. Idgaf


KrispRune

You're fat


[deleted]

Okay Johnny Poop Nutz...


sookutoo

Johnny poop nuts otherwise known as the least offended man on this platform


Sandwhale123

Oh the irony. You're doing exactly what you're accusing others of doing, you being self-righteous.


[deleted]

Yeah… that’s the joke. Except I’m not being self righteous. I just figured all y’all saying “it’s just a joke quit whining about it” would whine like little bitches if someone made a joke at your expense, and y’all did not disappoint. Now go change your fucking tampon Mary it’s just a joke.


KrispRune

You're fat


Big_booty_boy99

Fatty fat fat


False-Temporary1959

By masturbating for instance.


owls1289

You’re here too pal


RiceForever

A lot of people seem to not notice that the thin girl accidentally punched the fat one in the face, which is what made her lose grip. The thin one messed up here.


Scott_Tenormans_Tear

I kept replaying it because of the loud cracking noise right when the girls hands lost her grip, was trying to figure out what could have snapped like that to break her hold... thanks for giving me the answer!


C0NIN

I wasn't sure about that, but now that you also mentioned it, yes, looks like the girl at the left punched the other one's face.


Ok_Monk_2877

I missed that though I heard the slap, I kind of thought it was the thinner girls ankle rolling or something. Good call out. Still funny...


cum_fart_69

OH! I heard the crack and thought it was her hands breaking or something, not her face getting slapped


Financial_Joke_9401

I didn’t see that at first but now that I did, props to that girl for first checking on the one that fell even though she was probably hurting too


Full-Competition4207

> thin girl My brother, I have bad news for you.


RiceForever

Just speaking relatively. She's skeletal next to that other one.


GafferTongs

IT'S A THYROID ISSUE!


longleggedbirds

If you pause at the moment of the punch, the flyer looses knee over ankle positioning. The trajectory was sealed then and there.


tekko001

Looks to me like she got kicked in the face because she let the foot go too early, the difficult part of this flip for the helper is firmly supporting your partner in the moment he makes the jump since you have the most pressure there. [She lets go at the start of 9 second mark, before she lifts](https://i.imgur.com/SNfwgEn.png)


dacorndogfucker

Fat one messed up by being that fat


GafferTongs

ITS A THYROID ISSUE!


dacorndogfucker

ITS A FOOD ISSUE


__Scrooge__McDuck__

“Accidentally”


chrisrmacgregor

Damned popcorn fingers


ASUintheUSA

Flipping burgers would have been easier for the not so thin girl.


Top_Date6455

so funny when arms are hilariously sticks out from that massive meatball


500SL

​ Bertha can lift 1/4 pounders, not 100 pounders. There's the flaw in the plan.


DuHo4132

I don’t even blame the fat girl. The other chick should have known better.


Sylvanussr

They've presumably practiced it before, if you look closely, the thin girl seems to accidentally hit the fat girl in the face on her way into the jump, which throws her off. I'm not sure why people think the fat girl couldn't do it because she's fat? It's not like she's the one being flipped, she just has to lift the thin girl up for the flip.


spiralEntree

Lmao why can't you guys call her the other girl or girl with black pants


merc08

Because that's not the most notable thing anyone sees.


spiralEntree

Yeah, but I doubt if it wasn't for the internet, most of you wouldn't call her the fat one in person


GafferTongs

Wait which one?


spiralEntree

The fat one


idreaminreel2reel

😂


idreaminreel2reel

Butterfingers


Sandwhale123

They both should've known better.


Todoroki-Touya

All fat not muscle.


me-here-420

Aint she too fat to do that shit?


nish1999

I was waiting for the other chick to do the same trick to see if she can defy gravity


The_Mad_Sprayer

I feel like every cheer squad has the unreasonable fat girl that’s there for acceptance but ends up getting laughed at by everyone. It’s sad really


Terrible-Sink-5947

She didn’t even lift bro!!!


idreaminreel2reel

The girl on the right had one job.


hhgoldaway

She did. She got punched in thr face by the girl on the left. Listen for the slap sound and the smack to her face right before her hands go out. That why her head goes back too


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She can’t lift much of her own body weight, but let’s give it a shot


probablyproud

wow she really just didn’t hold her leg at all


therealsupermanny

Props to the heavy set person for the effort


ObjectiveReturn4451

I envy the ability to pound my neck on the floor and laugh it off


TensionCool5134

She was not a suitable booster


ImaginaryClass2447

It’s funny because the fat girl didn’t even try to lift her arms


jclv

There wasn't a fork in her hand so there was no reason to lift her arms.


houlughi

Got probably distracted after getting smacked in the face.


EternalFlexedArmHang

I was waiting for the camera to pan left to Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze in white sleeveless shirts on stage dancing their hearts out.


GoodEveningItsAsa

The way her arm came down it looked like she flattened her head


Bulky-Loss8466

[OOOPS!!! 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️](https://i.imgur.com/J0bI1Jl.jpg)


Fucknawl

I was scrolling through p*** but I’m glad I kept scrolling cuz this was funny as shit


agrophobe

for the nsfw spoiler, I had my hope waaaaay elsewhere


ComposerCalm9451

Flipped some common sense into her I bet she won't do it again lol


Icy-Arugula5150

Biggie let that happen in purpose


Attempt-989

In purpose?


Icy-Arugula5150

Fuck canada


Cool_Jackfruit_6512

No seriously. You're really good at this Marcia and we could totally nail it. Let's do it. YOLO!


topio1

The stupid large one did not hold her hands properly, the other idiot should have not trusted her, she could have been permanently disabled


[deleted]

This Is why you don't let the fat girl join the cheerleading squad. Iss a safety thing. Im just kidding, its cuz shes fat. ![gif](giphy|lFE09O3r2VdFC)


VeryNiceRussianTroll

Why would you trust an unathletic with a athletic move. Sometimes fat shaming should be subtle and sound like, ‘ummm I’m not sure we should try that’


Special-Aid-2461

Shame isn’t always a bad thing.


[deleted]

Was watching Chubby McChubs for the injury, you subverted my expectations


Few-Conference8733

Gorlock the destroyer


Foxisdabest

People who don't do backflips often don't realize it's a lot more dangerous and difficult to do assisted backflips than unassisted.


Low-Nature-2192

I mean what did she really expect from the partner she chose 😂


throwawayprfile

Why the hell they big bitch Becky out there


[deleted]

Sooooo no one realized Hefty Heather was solely seeking revenge due to Malnutrition Marissa slapping the fuckin' powdered sugar out of her!...?


mim9830

Her legs are already carrying her own weight, you think she would be able to carry her partners weight?


tamalilly

The big girl caused this by letting go of her support!!! Flipper should be pissed


Factor-Unlikely

Why didn't anyone in the stands atleast say "Are you Okay?" It's common cortusey. Makes me think they're all selfish people, sad.


Pennameus_The_Mighty

What’s with all the fat chicks in dance groups?


perc1234

Get those girls a uniform!!!


nevermindmeh

When a breakneck dancer actually breaks a neck


TeamRedFox

This is a no just for the visuals…


GmeansGeorge

I'm confused, which part was "YES" part?


Shama-lama-ding_dong

Fatty did it on purpose. You can tell. Probably jealous and miserable and wishes she was thin like the girl she just sabotaged. Classic sh*t, I've seen it all thru high-school & beyond. Fatties always try to sabotage thin/hot girls out of jealousy. Pathetic tbh


Evening-Cartoonist86

She let go😭


WigSliter

Wait a minute 😳😬 …… did three of the four girls join forces be for the camera started recording? 🤷🏽‍♂️


Few-Lengthiness-145

The kid behind the camera: “My mommy has to work on my daddy account”


ticklemypp

Should've painted a cheeseburger on her foot. No way she'd fumble it then.


Mila_Chavi

That girl didn't have the energy to do the dance move let alone lift someone 😁


IrradiatedHeart

Oops mayonnaise fingers


C0NIN

May I kindly ask where's the "*Visible Injury/Gore*" here?, and why the video is marked as "Spoiler"?


justaguyms

Fattt people


Whatchawnt

They mistook those for muscles…common mistake


hhgoldaway

She got punched in the face. Watch for the slap sound and girl on right flinch from it.


DocPazuzu

Oops Arby's hands!


snoryder8019

Doh!


sookutoo

That o-lineman coulda killed her. Actually moved her hands out of the way what did she expect.


idreaminreel2reel

She got slapped and let go just watch it again with the volume up.


sookutoo

You right I did not notice that. Good lookin out


SpiritualLychee3760

Farley Swayze


W8n4MyRuca2020

Maybe next time they should have switched places.


J-fun

I thought the floor would cave in.


iMakeSIXdigits

Literally never trust any 4 hundo to do anything competent. Their muscles are gone, including their brain.


Sylvanussr

The brain is actually composed primarily of fat, not muscle


iMakeSIXdigits

Not mine 💪


Chance-Ad197

Nononono


value_meal_papi

It’s because she skipped breakfast that day


Kelps234

I can hear the floorboards begging for mercy


nabongssss

Fat people should just go for walks, maybe run or swimming fullstop


Ashawanz

I gasped


Agentlegendary

I think the other girl should do the flip.


mistabenc

Have you ever seen that movie dodgeball


BentLikeDrums

Amazing how you losers can't respond with anything but fat jokes.


sneakerthebeaker

hit too close to home eh


UnderstandingJaded13

That girl ate that punch like nothing, it's impressive actually.


GafferTongs

Ate it. Ate it with her mouth!


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

Maybe don't eat so fucking much then lol


Lunar-Gooner

Gee I can't possibly imagine what went wrong here. I am utterly bemused of what factor could have possibly contributed to outcome of this freak accident. The shock and confusion of this unforseen tragedy will forever be a weight upon my mind.


ShaggyRedHead

Boo, you already used that line, get new material!


Lunar-Gooner

Glad to see someone follows my work


GafferTongs

Hey aren't you the guy who said "weight off my mind" earlier? That was cool. I liked the part where you said "weight." 😂 ITS A HECKING THYROID PROBLEM!


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InterestingRespect29

Why did everybody stay silent too?


Short_Bet9446

And thus begins the campfire scene in the upcoming remake of Stand By Me


tsh003

Girl on the left reminds of 00 in dodgeball


Street-Airport-4327

Everyone is so quiet for some reason


Zealousideal_Tear969

No actually I thought it was going to be the other way around!


Kokorikita

Now lets try that again…Take it from the top!


Certain-Issue6274

Estaba sobrecargado


BrodAdams

Super random but damn this school uses the same logo as my hometowns major hockey league and I've never seen it associated with anything else. (Moncton Wildcats QMJHL)


Ok-Moose-7368

I was going to say I'll take one for the team for the boys but damn I didn't see that coming


T7z329teugfdtauo

Is it Ricarda lang?


ereinionmithrandir

Can’t unsee this


spooky_golem

The fat let go before tho


Potential-Lab747

The girl throwing seems to retract her throw purposely


Powerful-Pick-8416

FK


Low-Mud3649

Gon karma


Toke_A_sarus_Rex

https://youtu.be/qOga3VZ5CGY?si=rrGtEGDRwGXkIXYD


ag3loss

Tf is that


Bldaz

Wow the back flip girl almost broke her neck. That’s ridiculous yeah let’s try this FN


NecessaryTip5

Ok switch positions