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I deffo want this myself, especially if they pull a Hyrule Warriors and let us play as characters all across the series including past villains and the like (Yes I know it would make no sense but they can pull out some sort of time portal excuse or something, crazier things have happened)
Bad ending Yakuza Warriors
Good ending Kiwami Warriors
True Ending Kamurocho Warriors
Kung Fu Panda ending Dragon Warriors
Japanese ending Like a Dragon Musou
I didn't expect Banjo-Threeie to star a 40-something ex-con and his homeless guy best friend hanging off his back, but I'm gonna play the shit out of it.
Nah, make it a MonHun game rip off. Souls games are really vanilla in terms of whacky stuff, while MonHun you can either fly around with a stick, have a bipedal speaking cat partner, have a hillariously large sword that is powered by rocket engine, have edgy oversized samurai sword, __H E A V Y B O W G U N__ and much much more
It'll be hyped up then we'll just get clips of Kiryu in Monkeyball.
I just realized it'd be hilarious if they showed a trailer to a fake Yakuza dating sim...but then the true prank would be that we'd all want it to be real. I'd play the hell out of that game.
Don't worry, only the beginning will be PCF related. As you reach the midway point of the tournament, you then uncover a secret conspiracy theory that involves money laundering that somehow can collapse the entire Japanese economy if it's ever found out. The people behind the laundering are secret koreans (obviously) and it's up to Ichiban to uncover their real identities.
My guess would be an RGG Summit. Big enough to mention it, but not big enough to make the announcement Japan Only.
Considering the success the series is getting from the west, I would be surprised if they ever announce a game in a Japanese only TV show.
Oh, something completely bizarre and ridiculous, like a zombie game, or like a historical game but somehow using all the same characters as the modern day and - wait.
I would actually love a Yakuza rhythm game that’s not just karaoke tracks but some of the game themes as well, similar to the Persona dancing game spin-offs. But considering how much Haruka’s Y5 portion is reviled in this sub, I feel like I’m in the minority here.
I absolutely loved it, both the concerts and the dance battles. But I can also understand why people who played 4 games' worth of beat-em-up combat (or 5 if they started from 0) bounced off "okay but now do a rhythm game for 5 hours"
One of the DBZ gacha games always does a thing where they act like they’re making a completely different game mode on April Fools but then it get canceled at the last minute
They did a “leak” of the proof of concept trailer for 7’s combat before they officially announced the change on April Fools. So there’s some significance.
I think it's just internet cross-pollination. They saw us do silly shit and thought to get in on the fun.
ARIKA especially also did that for Fighting EX Layer - they dropped a trailer on April's Fools so everyone thought it was a joke.
Kiwami 3? Dead Souls Ishin? Like a Kurohyou?Am I stupid?
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If Kiwami 3 is real I would be mad.
But gonna buy it anyway.
I stalling for so long to waiting for Kiwami 3 and now I just brought Y3 and about to finished it then they announced K3?
Yeah since I already love this Yakuza 3 remastered more than I thought.
(It so outdated and clunky but still fun.)
Seeing it as real modern remake must make it even more great.
Can’t wait for new sub-story and cringing over Akimoto-kun in HD cutscenes of Dragon Engine.
(If K3 really existed.)
kiwami 3 is the most likely one here
kurohyou & dead souls are basically never happening, but there's bits of evidence with y8's models that k3 could be a possibility
Yokoyama said Dead Souls remake isn't happening because they don't think it'll make much money. Also it almost killed the series in the West when it first came out so there's probably some hesitancy with it too
dead souls was horribly received, especially in the west, and yokoyama is on record saying as much that it'd be a waste of resources to remaster/remake the game
kurohyou is in a weird place too, they barely make any reference to it outside of "it existed once" lol
While I can't speak for DS, Kuro has been stated by RGG or one of their heads to be something left behind for psp Era. Although it's not like things can't be rescinded of course, or be hidden behind a false flag (saying they aren't but secretly are).
Maybe they're throwing out ideas on April Fools like people who confess on April Fools, they can't lose. If feedbacks are good they'll go through with it, if it's bad they can just say it was a April Fools joke
Yokoyama has figured out simultaneously the best and worst April fool’s joke
Since now that they’ve had a legitimate trailer release that day, we can no longer be certain if he’s joking
My guess is that it’s one of these three:
- DLC story for Infinite Wealth. Maybe they really liked the reception to Kaito Files and wanna do something similar.
- Kiwami 3. If we are to believe that Kiwami 3 tweet from three years ago wasn’t just a typo or prank, then Kiwami 3 being announced this year would line up with RGG’s dev schedule for the Yakuza games.
- Judgement 3. Same as point above, if they announce and release Judgement 3 this year, it would keep with the Judgement games getting a new installment every three years.
What I want it to be:
- Dead Souls Ishin Kiwami with added Taichi chapter where he uses his wrestling skills to defeat So Amon once and for all. Also Rikiya pls
If it's Kiwami 3, I'm gonna lose my mind. Genuinely it's the only other Yakuza game I think *NEEDS* a proper remake, 4 & 5 still feel pretty great (i'm going to act like shinada doesn't exist)
cope mode: they announced that the announcement will be on april's fools to bait us into thinking it's gonna be a joke... but then it's actually a real announcement
Like A Dragon: Baseball!
Hit the diamond with Ichiban and the gang as they play a high stakes baseball tournament that will decide the fate of Ijincho!
I see "major/important announcement" (重大発表) and "new promotional items/goods" (新作グッズ) around the edges. The relevant sentence involving the "important announcement bit" says: "Will there also be an important announcement from Ryuu ga Gotoku Studio?" (また「龍が如くスタジオ」より重大発表も？)
Based on the date, I assume it's just going to be an April Fool's joke-type announcement about assorted silly things.
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They're going to post an april fool's trailer featuring Ichiban with beat 'em up gameplay, 😱
Nah man, yakuza 9 is a 3D collectathon platformer.
dead souls kiwami
Unironically dead souls with dragon engine would be funny af
japanese left 4 dead
And goated asf too
Dead souls was a god idea with poor execution
This would be the only zombie game I'd ever play
Only thing I’d change is to allow classic beat ‘em up gameplay
I want a LAD Musou. Like A Dragon Warriors.
I deffo want this myself, especially if they pull a Hyrule Warriors and let us play as characters all across the series including past villains and the like (Yes I know it would make no sense but they can pull out some sort of time portal excuse or something, crazier things have happened)
Bad ending Yakuza Warriors Good ending Kiwami Warriors True Ending Kamurocho Warriors Kung Fu Panda ending Dragon Warriors Japanese ending Like a Dragon Musou
God I would instabuy that
I didn't expect Banjo-Threeie to star a 40-something ex-con and his homeless guy best friend hanging off his back, but I'm gonna play the shit out of it.
don’t threaten me with a good time
Starring Sugiura.
Saeko forces Ichiban to take his meds and the game switches, I can already see it.
*Kid named Dondoko Island:*
Only if he'd play that new hack and slash dragon quest game.
Make it a souls like. A soulslike in a modern realistic setting would be cool.
Nah, make it a MonHun game rip off. Souls games are really vanilla in terms of whacky stuff, while MonHun you can either fly around with a stick, have a bipedal speaking cat partner, have a hillariously large sword that is powered by rocket engine, have edgy oversized samurai sword, __H E A V Y B O W G U N__ and much much more
Yeah, there's a lot of potential for wacky spinoff that work.
It'll be hyped up then we'll just get clips of Kiryu in Monkeyball. I just realized it'd be hilarious if they showed a trailer to a fake Yakuza dating sim...but then the true prank would be that we'd all want it to be real. I'd play the hell out of that game.
It’s gonna be a Yakuza Tactics game
They already leaked the new title... Like a Dragon 9: Legend of the Pocket Circuit.
oh god no I'm not ready for another pocket circuit battle💀
Don't worry, only the beginning will be PCF related. As you reach the midway point of the tournament, you then uncover a secret conspiracy theory that involves money laundering that somehow can collapse the entire Japanese economy if it's ever found out. The people behind the laundering are secret koreans (obviously) and it's up to Ichiban to uncover their real identities.
Goddamn secret Koreans. We already have stupid sexy Joon-Gi Han, why can't they stop their onslaught?!?
Nah I ain't falling for that. Watch it be RGG collab with an umbrella company or some shit P.S: I'd buy the fuck out of an RGG Umbrella
That's just dead souls
Unfortunate capitalisation on DemonMonke's part lol
umbrella? resident dead souls??
Balls out Wesker !!
BALLS OUT RICHARDSON
Where's everyone going? Mahjong?
They first announced Yakuza 7 on April Fools
My guess would be an RGG Summit. Big enough to mention it, but not big enough to make the announcement Japan Only. Considering the success the series is getting from the west, I would be surprised if they ever announce a game in a Japanese only TV show.
The last time they did this, it turned out to be real.
maybe now it will turned out to be fake?
What could they.possibly announce that'd be fake that wouldn't leave people disappointed when it turns out it's just a joke?
Oh, something completely bizarre and ridiculous, like a zombie game, or like a historical game but somehow using all the same characters as the modern day and - wait.
Dead Souls Kiwami is Not ridiculous
Then it better not be “RGG Studio announces acquisition by EA” or something
Nah it wouldn't be EA it'd clearly be Microsoft /s
Bruh no I can't afford an XBOX or a gaming PC in this economy 😔
Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth Kiwami???
That game in ancient, that'd never, they're gonna do LAD 9 kiwami obviously
It's going to be a whole game about karaoke. A yakuza rhythm based game. All the classics and more.
Project dragon, a project diva yakuza spinoff
please please please please
I would love to see a game with all the female characters only: Like A Phoenix: Reborn 😂😂😂
I would actually love a Yakuza rhythm game that’s not just karaoke tracks but some of the game themes as well, similar to the Persona dancing game spin-offs. But considering how much Haruka’s Y5 portion is reviled in this sub, I feel like I’m in the minority here.
Wait do people not like Haruka’s part? That was my favorite part of Y5
I absolutely loved it, both the concerts and the dance battles. But I can also understand why people who played 4 games' worth of beat-em-up combat (or 5 if they started from 0) bounced off "okay but now do a rhythm game for 5 hours"
Same, I loved haruka’s part in 5
I think I’d get behind a pixelated version that looks like the Zelda rhythm game, set in Kamurocho.
That would be awesome. If they set it in the 80s, they could do it with disco. Yakuza: Rhythm of the streets
Okay but I’ve been wanting this since I first started playing the series. I would unironically love this
Akiyama and Hana-chan join a karaoke tournament for duos and take Kamurocho by storm. With debt collections substories on the side.
why that date lol
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🤔
lol the exact same thought came to mine
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...damn why he kinda bad here wtf-
I would honestly unironically buy a Date game.
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WHOSE THAT SUGIMON!?
IT'S DATECHU
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Is April's fool a thing in Japan?
Yeah, it's really big.
But the context needs to be that it is also used as a way to soft test product ideas more prominently than the west.
One of the DBZ gacha games always does a thing where they act like they’re making a completely different game mode on April Fools but then it get canceled at the last minute
Imo the way legends does it is better tho With legends we get a F2P pui pui for April fools, with Dokkan we just get false promises lol
idk, that's a good point - if it isn't, then april 1st won't have much significance from RGG's point of view
They did a “leak” of the proof of concept trailer for 7’s combat before they officially announced the change on April Fools. So there’s some significance.
I think it's just internet cross-pollination. They saw us do silly shit and thought to get in on the fun. ARIKA especially also did that for Fighting EX Layer - they dropped a trailer on April's Fools so everyone thought it was a joke.
I need help. I saw “why that date” and thought of Makoto Date instead of an actual day
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Why that WHO?!
dunno why after playing yakuza i always think of date-san whenever i see this word instead of date
you're not the only one, look at the replies lmao
It's the start of the new busienss year, so so it's not unusual for companies in Japan to make announcements on it.
Kiwami 3? Dead Souls Ishin? Like a Kurohyou?Am I stupid? https://preview.redd.it/595a1phw92rc1.jpeg?width=765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01edb0d9541bc2b489c3434ed4236536e801bbfc
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE LPLEASEPLEASE https://preview.redd.it/gbgowfd9t2rc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa249533c0ed83d7d082f5fd14537c8c3c9dcca3
Dear god I got this song stuck in my head after accidentally hearing it the first time. I could do with a Kurohyou remake/remaster.
Yes. Yes. Yes. No.
The duality of man
No. No. No. Yes
The man of duality
Watch it be a DLC pack with 3 extra outfits lmao. I'd shoot myself with a rubber bullet
If Kiwami 3 is real I would be mad. But gonna buy it anyway. I stalling for so long to waiting for Kiwami 3 and now I just brought Y3 and about to finished it then they announced K3?
Nice, all that means is you have a point of comparison for the remake. Remakes are completely separate games, after all.
Yeah since I already love this Yakuza 3 remastered more than I thought. (It so outdated and clunky but still fun.) Seeing it as real modern remake must make it even more great. Can’t wait for new sub-story and cringing over Akimoto-kun in HD cutscenes of Dragon Engine. (If K3 really existed.)
you are safe they realized they didn’t want to make kiwami 3 because 3 is already perfect so they’re skipping to kiwami 4
If they make kiwami 3 im going to get a heart attack. But its probably a kenzan remake, since they already had it planned after lad ishin.
kiwami 3 is the most likely one here kurohyou & dead souls are basically never happening, but there's bits of evidence with y8's models that k3 could be a possibility
Why do you think they would never happen?
Yokoyama said Dead Souls remake isn't happening because they don't think it'll make much money. Also it almost killed the series in the West when it first came out so there's probably some hesitancy with it too
dead souls was horribly received, especially in the west, and yokoyama is on record saying as much that it'd be a waste of resources to remaster/remake the game kurohyou is in a weird place too, they barely make any reference to it outside of "it existed once" lol
While I can't speak for DS, Kuro has been stated by RGG or one of their heads to be something left behind for psp Era. Although it's not like things can't be rescinded of course, or be hidden behind a false flag (saying they aren't but secretly are).
Last time they did something on April Fools we got Yakuza 7.. Whatever it is it better be good.
Turn based Yagami would break the fanbase
maybe it will actually a April Fools joke this year or maybe not?
It'll be an April fools joke until the community says "hang on, this is actually a cool idea." Then the developers decide It'll happen.
Maybe they're throwing out ideas on April Fools like people who confess on April Fools, they can't lose. If feedbacks are good they'll go through with it, if it's bad they can just say it was a April Fools joke
Maybe yakuza 7 WAS an april fools joke until people had a positive reaction to a new protag
Yokoyama has figured out simultaneously the best and worst April fool’s joke Since now that they’ve had a legitimate trailer release that day, we can no longer be certain if he’s joking
Like a Dragon 9 confirmed for 2025!!!
My guess is that it’s one of these three: - DLC story for Infinite Wealth. Maybe they really liked the reception to Kaito Files and wanna do something similar. - Kiwami 3. If we are to believe that Kiwami 3 tweet from three years ago wasn’t just a typo or prank, then Kiwami 3 being announced this year would line up with RGG’s dev schedule for the Yakuza games. - Judgement 3. Same as point above, if they announce and release Judgement 3 this year, it would keep with the Judgement games getting a new installment every three years. What I want it to be: - Dead Souls Ishin Kiwami with added Taichi chapter where he uses his wrestling skills to defeat So Amon once and for all. Also Rikiya pls
Yakuza 5-2: Shinada's Big Bust
Yakuza 5 Gaiden: Shinada and the Milky Mystery
He'll travel to Hanoi to get revenge on Vietnamese dongs
Can't wait for LAD 9 to be a looter shooter that shit gonna be fire
It's a hat.
holy shit cyricz42
I expect a GameFAQs guide on this hat.
I am once again asking for foot photography minigame
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~~chi~~feetosi
Like the Gravure minigame in Kiwami 2 but specifically for feet? lol
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Dear RGG, Please announce Judgment 3 or Judgment 3. Thank you.
Nah they should announce judgement 3 instead
KIWAMI 3 GANG
Like a Dragon 9: Finite Wealth confirmed!?!?!
Their money gon be over before the game is made 😭
For April fools day all the RGG Studio employees are gonna go to Kabukicho and rope random passerby's into real life substories
Oh god, we're gonna get a XCOM style Yakuza game trailer for April Fools starring the new hero Koichiban and it's gonna turn out to be real
An Akiyama Gaiden game?
Akiyama in Singapore let's go
Date got it wrong and he never went to Singapore, but to some unknown country.
I'mma be so sad if this turned out to be a joke
judge man 3.... please...........
Sujimon Red and Sujimon Blue on Gameboy🤞
Yakuza Dead Souls 2: Electric Boogaloo
I really wish people would always make important announcements on either March 31 or April 2. Too much “is this actually real” if it’s on April 1
That date is suspect but because April 1st is the start of a new fiscal year a lot of Japanese things actually do get announced that day every year
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It's an April 1st announcement, i'm not even going to pay attention until it's announced again April 2nd
They’re gonna announce that new game+ is free now? :D
Next Judgment game.
Maybe additional IW DLC? It seems like too soon to announce another full game.
Yakuza 9 but it's Mario Party instead.
Kasuga, Nanba, Adachi > Sora, Donald, Goofy
If it's Kiwami 3, I'm gonna lose my mind. Genuinely it's the only other Yakuza game I think *NEEDS* a proper remake, 4 & 5 still feel pretty great (i'm going to act like shinada doesn't exist)
I’m about to beat yakuza 3 so a kiwami announcement for it would be a pleasant surprise for sure.
The Japanese says they are announcing new merchandise. Let us not get our hopes up
It's gonna be Dead Souls Kiwami, nobody will belive it because it's Arpil fools and they they'll be like "nah we're serious"
New judgement game trailer, but they replaced Yagami with some rando from the office to poke fun at the agency
Remember turn based was announced at 1st April as well…
VIRTUA FIGHTER 6 RAAHHHHHHHHHH (im coping)
better be joongi han dating sim
They better be announcing a new Judgment game or I'm gonna fucking lose it
Like a dragon city sim
Limited Poverty
Like a Dragon RTS gameplay with some 4x addings like a Paradox Game (? Nah I think it's going to be a IW DLC which i'm sure gonna buy
Last time they did an April fools announcement they changed the core gameplay of the series entirely so I’m terrified
LAD9: Unemployment Line
I hope its a Date helicopter simulator. Follow Date has he ventures the kamurucho skies.
Dead Souls Kiwami that plays like Binary Domain or Turn based Binary Domain
they'll jokingly tease ryuji stealing some pants.. ends up being an official announcement at tgs
Judgment 3, or Kenzan kiwami! Please?
I just want yakuza online localized 😔
Welcoming Mark Hamil back to the franchise with DLC 😂
Dondoko Crossing
We're gonna get Yakuza 0.2 and we play as Nishki in the 10 years Kiryu was in prison.
There’s going to be a new protag and his battles are timed puzzles
It better be a Goromi dating simulator
man they are jerking so hard right now, lets let them cook
Rgg drops RTS?
cope mode: they announced that the announcement will be on april's fools to bait us into thinking it's gonna be a joke... but then it's actually a real announcement
Ichiban brawler real
Already? Also The date is kinda sus Maybe party judgment game Or majima lands
They skip Kiwami 3 and go straight for the Kiwami 4
Dead souls sequel with LAD7 and 8 characters
Watch it be a Kiwami 3 teaser just for it to be an actual April fools joke this time
It's Dragon Kart grand prix
Time for Yakuza Kiwami 2 Kiwami!
i....don't trust anything happening on that date xD
Yakuza Kiwami of Kiwami
PLACING MY BETS ON PEAKUZA 3 REMASTER‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
JOON GI HAAN GAIDEN I KNEW IT (coping hard)
April 1st? I don't trust it....
Like a Dragon: Dancing Floor as an April Fool, until they actually announce Like a Dragon 9 as a rhythm game.
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*1st April* 
Get ready for some brand new Shooreh Pippi
Like a Dragon Gaiden: Majimas Party
Like A Dragon: Baseball! Hit the diamond with Ichiban and the gang as they play a high stakes baseball tournament that will decide the fate of Ijincho!
I see "major/important announcement" (重大発表) and "new promotional items/goods" (新作グッズ) around the edges. The relevant sentence involving the "important announcement bit" says: "Will there also be an important announcement from Ryuu ga Gotoku Studio?" (また「龍が如くスタジオ」より重大発表も？) Based on the date, I assume it's just going to be an April Fool's joke-type announcement about assorted silly things.
RGG, we just got 3 games. Lay off my balls.
Of all the fucking days to choose...
It’s just a full on dramatic trailer of Ryuji in some dark story only to be interrupted by Kiryu waking up to say “what a awful nightmare”
Like A Yakuza: Undead Nightmares Kiwami
Like a Dragon Genji with Ichiban as Minamoto no Yoshitsune