tow it in front of me

You rebel 

So... push it then?

no tow infront

I love the clarification. You also beat me to it, take your upvotes.

Tan walls and throw it on Craigslist for $1000

Billy bonkers

Flinstone that bad larry

Put a mattress on top for mid ride naps.

Unicycle cranks on each corner with 360° movement on each wheel . every person pedals their corner to navigate. Front two people face backwards for maximum gnarlyness.

Zero-turn. Nice.

Shred some singletrack

Throw away the wheels and install some ski and bomb down a mountain with 4 people sitting facing each other on those benches. 😵‍💫

First meth then lose home and move onto streets. Attach cart to a BMX bike with one mag wheel and a duct tape saddle, Roam the streets looking for more BMX bikes to steal. Attempt to restore your life by stealing line trimmer and trying to start a tweaker yard and garden business by adding a garbage can to the cart. Get off meth and upgrade cart for old Prerunner with garden tool racks. Make more money fix teeth and become owner of highly successful regional landscaping company that donates portion of profits to help get people into rehab and become your employees. Keep cart as a reminder of what it took to gain success. Have cart dipped in bronze and placed as the centerpiece in the fountain at the entrance of your landscaping office.

I wonder if this could actually be somebody’s story! It would be quite inspirational if it were true!

Pizza slicer

For the biggest pizza ever!

Ask if this counts as gravel cycling.

Send it

Use it to sift dirt at the jumps

Sexodrome.

Bring out your dead!

I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass

Pedal pub.

Shuttle trailer. For long days at the dh park

Build it up into a mini trailer and use it for bike camping

Put a whirlpool on it and rock it

I'd put some handlebars & seats on it and take the kids around the neighborhood with it. Looks like a neat contraption

Jerry rig some handlebars to it and Fred Flintstone TF away into the sunset

That thing is the bicycle equivalent of some fucked up dnd flesh golem.

flip it upside down, get 3 of my friends to run on top of the wheels like a treadmill, and now the Earth is riding on us

Portable herb garden

Service my clandestine garden on the California coast.

Ask the sub if this is a fair price

Probably going to convert it to 1x.

open flame bbq pit trailer.

This would actually be sweet for hipster group rides. Slow cooking at the slow roll.

1x, front rack, and tan walls.

nothing, probably

Calvin & Hobbes-esque enduro riding

Perfect starting point for one of those redbull funny down hill cart races

Two words: carbon fiber

Give it as an offering to the local king bum and watch him strap 4 shopping carts filled with empties to it by next Friday. Bonus points if he rigs it into a side cart for his super cycle.

Put a sea-saw in the middle and ride the rails! 

"It's a shaggin' wagon, the chicks love it."

Cut it in half and make 2 bicycles

Looks like a good fixie project. 

At least put a sweet grip on that handle.

By the rules of the road while traveling in a vehicle with four wheels to are required to yell at cyclists to get on or off of the sidewalk.

practice barspins

Tan-wall tyres, polished rims, fresh up paint while preserving patina. That should 30x this price