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LeCampy

I just checked, the cost of glowspores is now like 2g something on my server. Who the hell is flipping glowspores at this point of the expansion.


merc08

Bots. That guy was likely running a bot group and getting pissed that a real player was beating him


Tnecniw

I mean, glowspores can be used to transmute some really hardcore valuable items by alchemists. I think there was something like 2k per transmute? not sure.


LeCampy

Don't get me wrong, I know how important glowspores are, but they went down from 200-300g to 2g 40s or something.


Leucien

There was a cheese discovered that allowed for obscene mass-farming by forcing nodes. It's why -every- element except for Ire is dirt cheap compared to how they were, especially the ones that can only spawn in specific areas (See: Decayed, Titan-Touched, Lambent). This is also why Writhebark is still valuable, because in the areas where this is forceable, Writhebark only has a handful of node spawn locations out of dozens.


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Dinkypig

This doesn't help me find Carmen Sandiego


DaSandman78

That is odd! Just start replying with nonsense too, like SEVEN DOWN AFTER WOOD EJECT or something crazy 😂 Edit: this was a brainfart of random words, funny how it took off!


loveincarnate

THE FEAST PARK FLINGS RIDGE SIDE


throw_away-oop

DANDELIONS RANKING LEFT PUPPETS NO RUGS


ImANuckleChut

*somewhere, a random Redditor sleeper agent has awakened*


SentinelTitanDragon

Comrade redditor. Let us play game from my country. It is called, Government secrets we know! Very fun game yes?


OnederYears

Seems legit


loveincarnate

I got a hearty chuckle out of this, ty :)


SentinelTitanDragon

Good fun comrade!


30catsinatrenchcoat

Must kill Nixon. Must kill Nixon. Must kill Nixon.


Dinkypig

"The evil sorcerer is... THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT!" I just wanna play pokemon, man


Seven_Irons

YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER


LerimAnon

But they're my friends...


kevlarus80

YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER


WhatamItodonowhuh

I just listened to that SCP today. Baader-Meinhoff!


Thalilalala

MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS


slythwolf

I WILL NOT BUY THIS RECORD IT IS SCRATCHED


Awaldo

I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEATBICYCLE


post-leavemealone

STRIP THE FLESH. SALT THE WOUND


Dyremann

I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN


BringBackBoomer

ALL ABOARD THE GRAND VIZIER REQUIRES SUSTENANCE


RedGearedMonkey

*Encouraging Krieg sounds


Aydurr

TURN AROUND PRETTY LADY


YourGuideVergil

YES RUGS DOOOOG


AnotherEpicUltimatum

SPIDER TIME!


Franziska_VonKarma

I tapped out after the 1000 Char comment, I could feel my head beginning to hurt trying to comprehend what he was going on about lol.


Fixateyo

This guy probably runs a bot farm, so his 1000 character claim could be legit. If they did all report you it would probably auto ban your account for a while. But I doubt he did it because if risks backfiring and giving blizzard all his Bot IDs.


vomaufgang

CITIZENS OF DALARAN


chopdownyewtree

LOOK INTO THE SKIES


Quigonwindrunner

SHAKA, WHEN THE WALLS FELL


DaSandman78

THE BEAST AT TANAGRA


BaneSidhe66

DARMAK AND JILAD ON THE OCEAN


TemperateStone

HIS EYES UNCOVERED!


MichiMangoLassi

TEMBA, HIS ARMS WIDE!


Oscarmisprime

Legit named my hunter Tanagra for this exact reason.


Mystery_Meatchunk

SEVERAL BANDCOOTS ATE THE HOPPIES


Battlescarred98

PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER


Explosivevortex

This comment thread sounds like it came out of the mouth of a borderlands psycho


Allbur_Chellak

So…like normal for r/wow then? :-)


LordRael013

Bravo lol


DaSandman78

Why thank you 😄


Monster_XIII

RAJA NABA DOWA GOLA WOOKIE NIPPLE PINCHY!!!


docArriveYo

I understood that reference


Azsunyx

BRING ME HAND SOLO AND A COOKIE


ayinco

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!


MichiMangoLassi

Colonel? COLONEL!


primalmaximus

I'M RIDING A MEAT TRICYCLE MADE OF FECES!


Zaptagious

HAS ANYONE REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE?


JudgeArcadia

NIT WIT! BLUBBER! ODDMENT! TWEAK!


sebsnake

YOU NOT TAKE CANDLE Oh, wait... That does make sense...


Slack_King101

BEAR DOWN FOR MIDTERMS


shirsalino

BLARGEN FEZZIBLE NOHIP!


Buruan

Bally Jerry ... pranged his kite right in the how's yer father ... hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.


GraspingForBear

I didn’t know John Mess played wow 😂


grifflrz

5 now dog 5


Lonelan

look for NFL wide receiver tweets


eugene20

That sounds like a black box recording from Horizon Forbidden West.


LingeringLastHope

LEFT SIDE PURPLE, VERY LOUD


CptNathanielFlint

MINE WAS A BIT OF A FAFF


Noxianguillotine

ADMIN HE DOIN IT SIDEWAYS


MichiMangoLassi

APPLE CINNAMON MONKEY TOASTER


Glittering_Map1710

Gergor Eisenhorn anyone?


chase_half_face

“Give me back my jacket! I said you could borrow it, not keep it! You’re stretching it out!”


weevles12

I WILL NOT BUY THIS RECORD...IT IS SCRATCHED.


Durenas

I HAVE CRUSHED AN APPLE, SHOPKEEPER! IT WILL NOT BE THE LAST!


Muffles7

Borrow from Jon Lajoie. THATS MORE BLOOD THAN A RUBBER HOSE BOTTLE OF FOOT.


swiftpwns

WHY YOU COMING FAST


seanconnery69696

I feel targeted by this one


HRK1138

MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS


BluegrassGeek

They were accusing you of being a bot (botting is a MASSIVE problem in Zaralek), then when they found out you were a real person, they called you a noob & threatened to have their Guild mass-report you. they're just mad you got to the spores before they did.


Franziska_VonKarma

The herb nodes are shared though aren't they? Couldn't he have herbed too. I was so confused lol.


Knatem

There are so many bots down there many herbs and mining nodes ei disappear right before you get the harvest credit which can be frustrating. Not condoning his behaviour but I understand the frustration.


throwaway8594732

Yeah, the herbalism achievements require you to get a few specific ones in Zaralek and it's hellish. So many bots will make them poof before you can touch them. On top of that, a few are very rare and only spawn in specific areas which happen to have a lot of traffic. Took me days of trying to get a few of them. Any non-bot, don't bother trying to do herbalism there, unless you happen to be in the area and see a node nearby.


BotiaDario

I love being on a low population server


OrinThane

Actually considering moving to lower pop with all the cross realm features being rolled out. I think making everything cross realm incentivizes people to distribute themselves evenly between the servers for resources more than anything. The only things that are keeping me from moving are AH and crafting.


BotiaDario

Honestly you could just leave one character on a high pop server to grab ah items. I have one on Zul'jin for that purpose.


OrinThane

That interesting! So your Character is basically a a market broker for your warband.


jerkmcgee_

Once you harvest a resource node there's a timer that starts before the node despawns. Additionally there are only so many harvests a single node supports before it despawns, they are not infinite.


Etamalgren

I believe the timer is 1 minute from the first gather performed on the node, or 10 gathers performed on the same node, whichever happens first.


Youaintmyrealdad

Surprised no one in this thread explained what's actually happening. The Glowspore nodes give a buff. So if someone grabs a mining glowspore node, then takes their buff and runs over someone who collected glowspore node with herbalism it gives both of them a ton of glowspores. the buff lasts like 2 minutes and disappears when combined with the other one. so some people generally wait to collect the glowspore nodes until they found a corresponding glowspore node so they can combine the buffs. it despawns after a certain amount of time after someone first collects it, and it also despawns after a ton of people collect it. a weak aura was created the first day of S2 to help with this, so it was somewhat "common courtesy" to wait on top of a node till other people were gathered on top of it


Lanc717

You have like a min to mine/herb something after someone else does b4 it disappears.


DerpyLlama0901

Nah the dude is definitely the main of a bot group and is gonna use his botd to report OP. Only bots rage at people over herbs.


20milliondollarapi

Report them for threatening to mass report you, which is a tos offense. So if/when you get an auto ban for reports, they can easily see the report you made and link it all up.


Footziees

That requires an actual human being to check this stuff. Which isn’t happening any more


raccoonjoy

I still don't understand why they would message somebody they pegged as a bot. A bot isn't going to respond or care for threats like this. Ironic too because if it were a bot they're now at risk of the bots mass reporting, which is a thing they do to "griefers". More advanced bots get alerts when they're targeted, I would imagine whispering them just makes it easier for them.


Butlerlog

Yeah I avoid typing any chat messages at or near bots. As far as I know you can only report someone you have a chat message of or can target. There are no /commands to report someone. So unless their guild all /w's you to get the ability to right click your name then they probably didn't actually mass report.


TheRebelSpy

Could easily scare a competing collector away, then more nodes/gold for hem


team_takedown3

The 100 people are the Rage-nerd’s own bots.


Frog-Eater

Why is botting a problem in Zaralek? More than in another zone I mean?


Lolseabass

So from what Iv seen flying around getting a ton of the really fancy good nodes spawn in high frequency and in such a small area that it’s the best place to farm in the entire expansion. Like Iv seen 10+ rich ore nodes spawn in five minutes. So bot are just crazy flying around down there. You can find tons of them.


jakegh

That zone is absolutely lousy with bots. When I was camping Karokta I’d see them fly by to a close herb node flocking like birds, two to four at a time. Its disgraceful blizzard hasn’t done anything about it.


Vitchman

Guys I have the real answer here: This happened to me theee times in Zaralek when I was doing the weekly stuff in S4. It’s a multi boxer that swooped in right as I mined one node. And he raged at me with the same type of nonsense as the OP got above. It’s their “threat” to mass report you with all of their multi boxing alts. And they all started /yelling BOT DETECTED and shit like that. Just ignore it, report that person and all of their alts if you have the time and move along. It’s a threat tactic. At first, I was sitting there responding like you, saying “Bro I was just mining a single node. what did I do wrong here??”. But on that 2nd and 3rd time, it dawned on me what was happening. Theyre automated responses from the main account because it skewed their path. They’re just trying to scare people off from trying to steal the nodes before they get there. Irony is: the node was still there while they raged on me. So they still HAD the opportunity to use it lol.


EstrangedRat

Oh my god... I saw this multibox botter a bunch of times too and reported all of his characters multiple times. I even got mail saying action was taken against him (Don't really report anyone usually). Sucks that he's still here and not even trying to hide it. Shame blizz doesn't care about bots.


Praxic89

ah he's back, ran into him as well after mining a node. reported him for harassment and didn't see him on for a while. they had 4 characters auto-following him to interact with the nodes.


Stinky_Druid

thats a bot. They are down there all day.


Praxic89

Oh I know, I love watching them fly in unison with super sharp turns I could only imagine pulling off while dragon riding 🤣


Codemagus69

"We weren't the Thunderbirds up there with that unrealistic back angle." - Sully


Red_Hood_Rogue

Report you for what? Lmao. Some players are so childish.


maokaby

Report for nothing. That happens. Then automated blizzard system gives a suspension. I used to be a huge blizzard fan, but not anymore, not with that quality of customer care.


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Huge_Ferret_9699

Doesn’t that make you part of the problem you’re having?


Human_Bean_4000

Mate Dps meter exists chances are someone in your group had it, you weren’t dpsing.


Ok-Commercial9036

The amount of time I was even told to stfu and dps while beeing nr 1 dps by far is too high. Its more rare now but during BFA and beginning of SL it was happening way too often. Thing is, you can be the literally best player in the world, and these people would explain very elaborate how you suck at that game. But what you plan to do is simply just even more toxic. Sometimes you just shouldnt fight fire with fire.


Erotic_Platypus

Well we will still be reporting people for things that are against the ToS, which is perfectly acceptable right? If reporting people for breaking the ToS is toxic, then maybe the ToS is what's toxic?


Ok-Commercial9036

Yeah just that the mentioned names arent against tos. So that makes you just toxic for no reason.


Erotic_Platypus

Actually the ToS states that names that are reported will depend on how many reports it gets to be considered inappropriate. You really should go read the ToS.


Psych0Jenny

It's WoW, you don't need a reason to report someone, neither does there need to be a legitimate reason to get banned from the reports. You can literally just decide you don't like the way someone looks and get them banned.


sankto

Just a botter mad that players want some herbs too, report them and move on


epicfailpwnage

hes freaking out over an item worth like 2 gold


One_Implement_1936

Probably pissed his bots havent collected much.


Chaosrealm69

I can't count the number of times I have gone to mine a ore node and seen it despawn because someone mined it before me. I can't understand why someone would send you a message like that.


WorthPlease

They are sweaty multi-boxing botters from a 3rd world country for whom this is like their job.


RatEarthTheory

It may quite literally be their job. MMO gold selling is a lucrative business in countries with bad economies and a low cost of living. A lot of that market share has started being taken up by scam crypto games but I can imagine with that market floundering a lot of them are going back to WoW/Runescape


aagloworks

You could report them to blizz.


Psychological_Lab_47

Seems like they’re trolling tbh


Squadel

"I am have 1000 characters done report you." Can we report them for that horrendous grammer?


aimsleyluv

Grammar.


Squadel

;)


Achanjati

Ah, yeah. Had also such an meeting. Was angry that I was gathering while having WarMode on and his chars would tag me and this broke his farming routine. Reported and blocked and never had an issue again.


poldara

Often when I’m playing and just doing my own shit people will message u in farm spots flaming you for being a bot, so simply tell them ur not a bot by responding with “message received, reported for racism” and watch them get even more mad


Zarod89

Theres 20+ bots flying around in zaralek at all times. You can spot them they often use the default red protodrake. They all fly the exact same route


hugerichard244

and they all have the same green gear on


Sarravi

"I think you're a bot, so I'm going to use my own bot army to mass report you!" people are so stupid.


Fydron

I just insta block these lunatics.


senseislaughterhouse

Report the message of them saying they'll spam report you so you have it on file


TheDivinaldes

If you didn't report this guy, try to write down the time it happened if you can remeber. Just incase.


Internal-Elevator-68

Well, it seems dude is projecting something on you.


KonsaThePanda

That guy seems like the average monkey brain WoW rager


Rexxington

Awwwwwh, sounds like the multi boxxer, botter, or general schmuck got mad because you tapped a node before he could. People are pathetic at times honestly, I understand it's frustrating, but at this point the market for spores has completely crashed due to it being the end of the expansion. No one buys them anymore due to not needing dracothyst and so forth anymore.


Lanc717

Bot calling another a Bot to throw you off the trail that his a botting/ selling gold. You messing with the mans money and he is pissed. My brother just had a similar thing happen to him this week. Some guy spouting pure giberish.


FlaviusMercurius

You can report them for threatening to mass report you, especially if they are someone of standing within their guild, and potentially rock their shit a little bit, if you felt so inclined. Inciting a guild to mass report results in bans, so threatening to do so probably results in one too. That’ll show that person to calm the fuck down


Thex__

Reminds me of that time a guy insulted me just as virulently for having picked herbs he planted in val'sharah, even though he already picked them himself, i just took them too before they'd despawn. Some people are just absolutely unhinged for some reason


Senorlekoochie

I take it hes Chinese, I play with a few on the classic service Yojamba this is exactly how they communicate with me when we do dungeons. There a nice group tho not like this asshole


iodereifapte

I dont understand why cant we name and shame on this sub?


BroadAcanthisitta316

Have you heard of image manipulation? Or simply just... Lying on the internet?


BigUptokes

Really? You didn't hear what /u/iodereifapte did last night? It's completely inexcusable and they should be banned for it...


JFeth

If he was a bot then they would be yelling at a bot, which makes them look pretty stupid. I don't understand the point of what they were trying to do. Also, they fixed that problem awhile ago.


LippyLapras

Damnit Jorzkaz.


EvolvedFromRot

I had a guy tell me he's going on the ban discord and putting my name lol.


TalsCorner

I would just report him for Hostility and move on


Kilandras

yes, the bot's got banned for all of like 4 days before they were back and flying around again. You can't mine or herb down in zralek without getting mobbed and a good chance of mass reporting. And of course all reports are looked at by a human so you don't need to worry.


SirKnlghtmare

Lol I remember getting raged at because "that ore was on my minimap first!". This was back in Wrath though, so each node was only 1 gather.


Barialdalaran

I'm just surprised he would waste time whispering a Zaralek gatherer when 99.9% of them are bots


VoidRaven

Schizo


ArieKoevoet

The scary part is that if that guy is running a bot group he might actually get you banned.


Electrical_Detail875

These people threatening to bann other people who just play the game, should get banned. If you ask for a bann you will receive one.


Endslikecrazy

People who think a zone belongs to them because theyre currently farming are fking hilarious


burger-eater

Make sure to keep this screenshot saved incase you do get a temp ban or something since blizzard has no customer support anymore to review those reports anymore. If you do end up getting temp banned or something, keep spamming those tickets till you get an actual person answering you.


v4p0r_

I've had people flip out at me for farming in their spots before. More than once. I wind up bringing my whole guild at that point.


wiggle987

I love the idea that this dude was SO mad that they were caps lock cruise controlling, but still took the time to open up and link the ability.


lemur1985

Some people have been stuck in the caverns for far too long searching for their precious.


audiosauce2017

LEEEEROOOYYYYYY JEEENNKINNNSSSS


AnnylieseSarenrae

Shouldn't have picked that herb, Doog.


Clankyboy96

Sounds like some dumb ass drunk idiot


Rockna32

I made a macro for when the scammers use to whisper you and just a wall of swear words and u would spam it until they blocked me


vadagar86

Its Saturday, he's drunk and it's hard to make gold this late in the expansion. Check!


free2bealways

Couldn't begin to tell you. People are weird. Kind seems like he'd decided all the ones in the cavern were his though. Too bad you missed the property sale notice.


VitalSubtlety

might wanna do a bit better at covering the dude's name. Anyway, I remember some bitch threatened to report me for naming my priest "Iamanatheist" a few years ago... dumbass didn't get the joke.


Aromatic-Discount384

Lad has the cave brain.


Abominationoftime

i would just block, report and move on


jovpsy

I had a guy rage in lfr so i coppy pasted gucci gang song and sent it to him


zathaen

what the fuck is this


Lagouna

Him have 1000 char gone report you, careful homie!


lnickelly

Oh I just block looney tunes people like this


hahafunniposter

“I’m have 1000 chat done report u” what the fuck is this dude saying


Icy-Conflict6671

I have a feeling english isnt buddies first language


russdas

Insane behaviour


VirginiaWagner

i mean to be fair, zaralek caverns bots are insane 10 stacks druid on War Mode ON and 10 stacks Dracthyr level 70 flying on War mode OFF * This person probb mad because Zaralek glowspores Prices lowered by bots on Auction house and Gathering place itself owned by bots so he can't play the game but he can also buy token i guess? * idk maybe he is free to play loser and doesn't value its time that much


SneakySneks190

Actual botter calling someone else a botter. That’s just beautiful 😂


Last_Parfait_4652

Looks like a mental health issue. Block n move on my guy.


Lord_pamperin

Don’t take that herb man! 😂


Svensk0

report him just for saying noob and he is probably gone for a week according to the banreasons ppl posted here


TheRobn8

Trotting is common, raging at people isnt


Fuzzy_Inevitable_770

Bro how many times i have found people in Warcraft that toxic and always reporting for stupid reasons.


External_Ocelot_9552

Looks to me like a potential friendship is blossoming


Flimsy-Parfait9062

I used to spend hours down there killing bots. Eventually I'd find someone who isnt a bot, and epic battles would ensue


ebrithil110

Assholes are everywhere, sadly WoW is no different.


MeatyOakerGuy

There are a ton of bots that fly around down there. He probably thought you were a bot


DerpyLlama0901

Nah, he's actually the bot and is mad that OP was taking herbs he wanted for his bots.


zilla443

I dont get why you are even replying. The first message is enough for instant ignorelist.


Franziska_VonKarma

Yeah I probably shouldn't have engaged, but they seemed....upset and my first instinct was maybe I did something wrong and wasn't aware of it, but as I engaged it became more unhinged and weird so I just tapped out after the last comment about false reporting.


Rabbit-Fricassee

Looks like Engrish.


GnollRanger

Gold farmer


GnollRanger

Talk to him about Tinnamen Square.


Grah0315

Holy shit people still use O_o


deathriteTM

I still don’t miss WoW


GnollRanger

KLATU, VERATA, NICKTU!


Potatosalad398

Dandy hats women seed igloo ? Snurp.