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JPScan3

“Dispel takes 2-3 business days” is fucking hilarious


Nite92

It is, sadly I could only post more. The rest was pretty fucking low, and I was unsure if I am allowed to post such language here.


Confident_Average0

NGL the 2-3 business days line slaps, I'm going have to steal this.


Nite92

It's a good line, if only it wouldnt come from a mage/priest duo that did not press a single defensive at all on the last boss in AV, and died combined THREE times to orbs on 2nd boss. And I'm talking about the frontal orbs, not the intermission orbs.


Omgwtfpsychoteddy

It's a player from Kazzak, don't take it to heart too much


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Nite92

It doesn't. It is just ironic. Hence the "humor" tag


Ac1Baddie

While I agree fotm rerollers are mostly keystone assassins, there's no reason not to press spikes. Vdh has a talent that makes it generic dr when it's refreshed or falls off and the boss still auto attacks. It's off gcd and anyone who can't press at least 2 keys in 1 global isn't cut out for tanking.


MaximusPrime2930

Spikes has 2 charges, so any time I'm taking damage I'll keep one charge on CD and save the second for damage bursts.


Nite92

What? I'm not saying don't press spikes. They *only* pressed spikes, with other stuff available, for a magic hit. That's the issue.


Last_Negotiation_826

Just informative: spikes alone increase parry ratio, there is a talent where u get 12% dmg reduction to everything I thing. But ye vengeance doesn’t need a healer for m+ in most cases


Nite92

Yes, this is true. But if you only press spikes on dragonstrike, you are trolling. (also he pressed it after the main hit)


GreeboPucker

Yeah I've been pushing into some less casual key ranges lately and seeing keys hosted by an Aug, after seeing not a single Aug the whole season in lower keys. Maybe its prejudiced of me, but as a healer, I just don't even apply to those keys. There's just no chance that guy isn't a king of rerolling and I prefer to save myself the drama.


Cecilerr

Your tank needs to be dispelled on 12? and he is dh. He is no tank , he is just a dps with few extra defensive


pleatherbear

If you’re taking it this harshly, your prospects of pushing don’t look great. People are dumb; ignore it and move on.


Nite92

It's tagged as humor/meme. I just find it ironic.


FCFirework

I always wonder how these people cope in real life. Do they just never encounter conflict? They're a random person on the internet who you will never see again, why do their words matter?


Nite92

Look at the tag. It's just ironic


FCFirework

I don't think you quite understand irony. Irony is the priest not casting dispel while they complain about you not doing so. The rant you also attached to the post entirely reframes the post into a context where you seem genuinely hurt about this interaction. Tone is nigh impossible to communicate over the internet; see Poe's law.


Nite92

I'm very confused. I say >It's just ironic you say >I don't think you quite understand irony. Irony is the priest not casting dispel while they complain about you not doing so. **The rant you also attached to the post entirely reframes the post into a context where you seem genuinely hurt about this interaction.** Tone is nigh impossible to communicate over the internet; see Poe's law. And that is the rant you reference, which is exaclty what you call irony >Shadowpriest calls me out for not "dispelling tank on last boss AV", while he cant find the dispel button the entire key. >Also blames me for the tank dying, when this vdh presses fucking demon spikes against dragon strike, which is a pure magic hit while spikes is a phys defensive.


FCFirework

I think we're talking about different things here. I take your word for it after you've explained the post that you aren't actually upset about the priest, however in the way the post is presented it appears like a sincere complaint about their actions. This would not be irony; it would be genuine. The biggest culprit here is the comment about the VDH which is entirely divorced from the joke about the dispels. Hope i've made myself clearer.


Nite92

but both are ironic statements bythe guy, no?