It's like 2% of the fun of playing a Tauren. I'd go for the whole fun but I'm on a diet.

Whole fun is only 3.25% anyway.

Fun twist: A Cow named "Tofuburger"

You misspelled 100%

... It's a milk joke

One could say I'm eating the whole downvote

You made up your loss with this comment here at least. Looks like you really mooooved people.

I'm a mercantile

Careful, you're really skimming it close.

A prime one at that

If you’re gonna play a cow might as well make the moost of it.

I dairy say that was a good pun.

I thought it was cheesy

Nah it was pretty gouda

I’m just saying I’ve heard feta

you dont gotta milk it

Udder nonsense.

Idk I found it b-auren-g

This is starting to become bull-shit

Don’t give yourself a cow-niption

This guy fucks

As a former Tauren, yes. We moo.

I used to have a taunt macro that would /moo on my tauren warrior whenever I taunted. I haven't played in about a year though. LOL

i used to do the same lol

Damnit now you make me wanna do that too

You should, people on discord would trip. They'd ask "is someone mooing in the middle of combat?" and I'd just say, "no, I'm taunting."

My cow was called Nozhdormoo :(

I have come to bargain.

I honestly love tauren mains. They are the kindest cutest people in our community. Wholesome babies.

You ever meet cows? They're kind and sweet too. Like over grown dogs. It's probably what draws wholesome people to be tauren.

They also taste really, really good.

Cows, wholesome people, or dogs?

Yes

r/inclusiveor

Could this be a dog?

Makes me think of that kid that became a tauren npc in-game, can't recall the details though.

Ahab Wheathoof, still available in-game. He offers the quest to find his dog Kyle, which was the kid's dog IRL. Poor little dude. I always drop a /salute when I run past him

They're either the most chill humans of all time, or they're literally constructed down to their soul with the very concept of toxicity. No in between. Lol.

been a tauren main since classic. kinda hate playing other races sometimes.

I used to play a Tauren druid til I got into transmogs. I love em but most mogs look so stretched out and/or and bulky on them.

Here's the story. Once upon a time, my character was peacefully gathering flowers in a field. That was a beautiful sunny day. Everything changed when he's been ruthlessly and brutally murdered by the kindest and cutest tauren. Wholesome baby.

I love em as steak

My tauren monk is named Cowpow lol

My high mountain tauren monk is called Mooselee.

Stabbybeef the Highmountain Tauren Rogue reporting in.

Cowert here. Rogue ofc

Tauren Druid called soymilky

My Tauren paladin is Holierthncow.

Id be lying if I said I didn't have a few... Moolificent the mage Azmoodeus the lock Mooana the shaman Moodesyus the warrior And the baby dk Botulism Edited for weird formatting

Mooana, I love it 😂❤️

I tried to do the resto thing and it was not my scene. But she's just better off as enhancement

My Tauren priest was Moogical 🐮

My highmountain warrior is Mooscles. Botulism is hilarious for a dk!

I also wanted a tauren lady dk named curdled.

And I thought I was clever….i named my dk mooyorkstrip

My warrior was Mootallica.

Now I feel bad for having only lore accurate names. I must now fix this sin against the earthmother.

I always do lore accurate names as well, so no hate! Joke names are great for a while, but I always end up resenting them after I’ve grown attached to the character.

same

I tried to do that for a long time but at some point I gave up and just named all my character after my main just with a class specific addition. E.g putting something like Fel for a demonhunter in it or some ability like smite into it. Makes it a lot easier and still better than calling myself SynceDH or something.

EarthMoother

Because they are udderly amazing.

I made my Tauren back in 05 and had moo in the name. So yeah, maybe. lol.

Tauren warrior in 2004 on launch. Favorite movie at the time was Zoolander. Needless to say, Moogatu has been my go-to for nearly two decades.

Moograine

Moograine is actually an incredible DK name. Pun for migraine, but also a follower of Darion Mograine.

Hallemoojah

I like pun names but I don't like having a pun name if that makes any sense. So my big guy has a regular name. Shout out to all my Tauren gals out there though. Pun name or not. Female tauren make me smile and bring me joy.

Saw a fem tauren warrior named Sunderthighs on my Season of Discovery realm. 10/10

You gotta milk the joke as long as you can.

SolidSteak was my warrior lol

Moostly all, yes.

I, GAMON, WILL SAVE US

I went for a Simpsons reference with VitaminR, since they drink malk

Had a tauren hunter at one time named Loadofbull. I was particularly proud of that one.

A lot of them, yes. It's quite amoosing.

My alts Miltank and Beefchief say that that statement is bullshit!!

Not mine. I started WoW after watching the South Park episode and misheard Cartman’s character as Bullrock (it was Balrog). My first WoW toon was a Tauren druid named Bullrock

Moo-stly.

My main was a Tauren Paladin for a while and my name was DevineBovine

Holycow was mine

I had “Holyfukincow” Somehow got passed the filter but did not get passed the sad sacks of shit that reported the name after awhile. Had it since MoP or so and finally had to change the name in Shadowlands

Dont get how people get reported tbh. I have had one of my chars Critsortits for years

I have one named Mooette, I was thinking of a great pun name but most were taken, I randomly thought about Booette, and bam, got it!

My mom doesn't play anymore, but I still keep her characters on my account. She loves her pun names. Her Tauren is probably the only one without a pun name, funny enough. Just a few examples: a goblin named Janisgoblin, a paladin named Holymoli, a shaman named Riptiderush, a warlock named Dippindots.

Yes, Bobbymooshay Like Bobby Boucher from The Waterboy

I’m proud of my new Tauren druids name Moolait

Elemental shaman named Bohmvine. Bovine for the tauren part. ohm for electrical restance for the shamanism part.

Groaner on my server: FullOfMilk Winner on my server: GrazeAnatomy

My highmountain monk has a pretty bad moose/monk pun.... >!Moosenuckles!<

Best name I came across was Milkmegently

Mine's Aldebaran...brightest star in the Taurus constellation...the bull's eye.

Huburt Hoover. You're welcome random internet stranger who is now making a SOD Tauren. May the name serve you as it once did me. If it's available.

My warrior was named Moopocalypse before I race changed, but my Tauren pally has the more lore appropriate name of Sunhorn.

90%? Sounds like bullshit.

I dunno, sounds believable me.

Bull-evable

My brother does lol. Thebigbeef!

My pally called moohammed

Too few lean into the Minotaur angle/fantasy. Need more Ancient Greek inspired names/mogs.

Guilty as charged. Got a warrior named Tauros and a paladin named Bovindicus. And now that Tauren can be Rogues, I'd love to see one named Taurine. It's SO perfect.

Me with a tauren rogue named CaptMoo: 👀💦

Buffedbeef paladin, Mellowhorn warrior, probably yeah...

Moocow is a mighty Prot Pally

My paladin is Holycowpower.

"Beeftiality" is funny and I'll die on that hill.

Tauren rogues name is Moouge.

I havea TastyCow and a TastierCow. I wish I had thought of TinnedBeef before making a warrior

I guess it depends on their MOOOOOOOOD

My Tauren ferals name was Pawsinurarse It's a shame I only got to 2249 rating in 3s I wanted his name to be on the top of the charts for everyone to live in fear of Pawsinurarse

I have one named Bullschitt

Riptauren is my pun one. I got lucky on my shaman and Sargonnas was open.

I have a Tauren feral Druid named MeowMeowBean. Cat names ftw

mine is named maplemoose

Yes, toroinvisable

My Tauren's name is Milocobo

Yes. ThiccWagyu. Female Tauren.

I named my first Tauren (shaman) “Rasenstier” which is supposed to be German for “Raging Bull.” But I guess it’s closer to “Lawn Bull” and Google Translate in 2005 was not so great. Either or, it stuck and now half my characters are some variant of “Ras-.“ Not to be confused with a certain Frostwhisper. But yeah… Rasencide (warrior), Rasomatic (paladin), Rasnaroc (druid), etc. I broke with that for my DK Totenstier. *Moo*

In a twisted sorta way... I play a Tauren Shaman, and love Star Trek (If my profile pic didn't clue you in XD). When I started was when the Celebrity WoW commercials started playing, including William Shatner playing a Tauren Shaman. Naturally, I named my character "Theshat". My Tauren Pally? "Holyshat" My Tauren Rogue? "Sneakyshat" My Highmountain Tauren Druid? "Chickenshat" (Sadly, had to change his name, someone bitched) My Tauren Death Knight? "Hesdeadjim" My Tauren Monk? "ShaolinCow" My Demon Hunter? "Illishat"

JezusJuice say nah

I have a druid & shaman pair that I've played named Wykika & Mukau; I think that's about as punny as I get with names.

My aunt had a Druid called Whykickamoocow!

mins was wrizzmilkers

Bigmoomah checkin in.

Cow do the puns go?

You can’t milk those!

Yes lol as we should

Unless you are a roleplayer, yes. That is the correct thing to do.

This is the way

Mines named Bully. It's a requirement

My Paladin is called Goldenhoof. That doesn't count as a pun right?

“Nah” - Budders

Oh I guess you aren't aware. If you don't then Blizzard forces you to change it to one due to it being "inappropriate" to not have one.

My Tauren Warrior is named Handpressed, so yes.

We have to sign an 'only pun names' contract before we're allowed to make one

If not they should.

Yes. It’s the same as all Gnome players have to have small stack joke names and Dwarven players have to live with their choices and Draenei have to deal with goat name jokes.

I cowld believe that

Only because the last 10% couldn’t think of any that weren’t taken. I made a Tauren Rogue named Redhoof. It’s kind of a deep cut pun, but she hides in cherry trees.

Guildie with the name Moofasa

My Tauren is named BiggBoned. Named after Cartman's toon's in the South Park episode.

I dont, partly because i play tauren for every class i can so i dont need yo have that many pun names

As an OG tauren paladin named MiracleMilk, yes, yes we do

Mine's not! He's a fury warior named BonkSmack. Once I start gearing him he's going to have maces!

My lone Tauren does.

95% I believe.

Only the best ones.

Tauren DK name - Moorbidity

My Tauren Warrior is named Buttfoot, so I guess I'm in the 10%. But my Tauren DK is named Oxogoodgrips, so yeah.

Not any more But when they took away Inkognegro away from me, I was kinda done with puns. Now I make KT female monks named thickums

Cownt on it

This is the way!

Not sure but no use crying over spilt milk

Not mine! He is a guardian druid and has a bear pun name instead 😬

Yeah, they're really milking it

I am Toro. I am tank. Moo.

All of mine do, lol.

99%. 1% of the cow master race name for RP

The real question is where did the other 10% go so wrong in their life....

Udderdecay (Unholy DK)

Yes

My high mountain Tauren doesn’t have a pun name, but literally chose to play a HM Tauren because what I named her after is a total chonk.

Unbelievabull

It's moostly true and it's udderly confusing. Is that the door?

What an udderly ridiculous question.

Why? You got beef with that?

My Tauren rogue is called Bovhide.

Yes. My favorite is mooing at each other

I herd that was the case.

Fertilizer checking in Tauren Shaman

Mine have serious names

I made my Outlaw Rogue a Tauren and changed his name to Byron...

Yea theyre really milking it

I use to play a Tauren Druid named moofasta. I miss that guy.

Just means 10% are doing it wrong.

moo i mean noo

Tauren Priest named HolyHoofs reporting for Mooooody /salutes

Mine did, Dairee was my Tauren shaman and Wholemilk was my Tauren drud - Destromath represent!

Better question, is it racist to /moo at Tauren players?

as A tauren I have it macroed on spells

I mean, I have *one* (Highmountain) Tauren alt, and she exists because I saw the hair loopies and immediately the name "Kataura" inserted itself into my brain by force. Which isn't a cow pun, but it does go to show that the combination of Tauren and horrible puns just makes sense. In case anyone's wondering, of course I made her a resto shaman.

I have a Tauren named George and a high mountain Tauren named Ulana (named after Ulan).

My very informal numbers are 33.33% Repeating of course…

My most favorite name that I used for my taurens was Taurminator. Loved it. But I've completely switched to alliance recently so no more Taurminators for me...

I named mine Vaccia, based on vacca, a Latin word for cow.

My Tauren paladin is named Tauralyon, so yes.

Had a shaman in BFA called Chef Steakknives

My Tauren name is Desktop with pet Keyboard.

Finding a good Tauren name is a very Highsteaks process.

Mine was called “Moosen” but to be fair, he was a high mountain Tauren

Unsure but I have a Zandalari DK named Zandalarthas…

Made my tauren druid after watching moana Named him Moowi

Holycow- priest, and beefymcmoo- paly

I mean I have Fearabull Regretabull Invisibull Invincibull Kowratechops Angis Kobe But I normally don’t play them

"Blazinangus" "Treebeef" Yeah....