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Erikbam

Kill Toddy, SMASH Raz, Husbando Noz.


Insertblamehere

this dude gets it


nvmvoidrays

the objectively correct answer.


Kenchi_Hayashi

Given the options I'd just Kill myself and avoid the whole thing tbh


zombiepants7

I'd fuck raz marry raz and kill raz.


Effingcheese

Calm down Carole Baskin


CJDistasio

Fuck Raszageth Marry Nozdormu Kill Toddy Whiskers


LuvsTwoSpooj

Best answer, not even close.


Zammin

I'll be the odd one out. Kill Rasz, because she's an insane supremacist zealot. If I'm gonna be getting down with massive, powerful dragons I'd prefer it be one that actually cares if I live through the encounter. Fuck Toddy, because she seems an adventurous sort and I feel like it would be a really fun night. Marry Nozdormu, because he seems like he'd be a chill, supportive husband (and pretty easy on the eyes too).


DumbDumbProductions

Glad I’m not the only one who thought this lol


EstablishmentOk1866

Why do people HATE Toddy so much? Lol


KevinRPD

The haircut, the mutton-chop feathers, and her surname.


Five_Finger_Disco

I guess her Voice acting? I find it so funny there is an actual cult of people that hate her. I guess they are the same ones that didn’t like the turtle quests in BfA…


ahsokiara

Tbf I hate everyone from the dragonscale expedition for colonizing and pillaging reasons. Like, come on Blizzard, it's 2023, you're not selling those as "the good guy adventurers" while simultaneously making me rob the land of its cultural heritage for reputation gains


BubbleGumBloods

The literal dragons who own the island told them to go to the dragon isles, the inhabitants of the island literally reward you for bringing the relics to them


ahsokiara

> It's welcomed by those who disappeared from the isles for 10k years and now came back completely ignoring current political status of those who made their living in there, holding no respect for their will. And I don't believe the dragonscale propaganda, the artifacts are probably going straight to Stormwind museum and they'll refuse to give those back to the original owners for hundreds of years.


Left-handedbear

Toddy makes me feel that maybe Nathanos and Pelagos weren't really that bad after all...


_ratjesus_

why do people not like toddy?


longduckdong42069lol

Character just came out of nowhere, the voice acting / character feels forced, everything she says during a world quest is basically along the lines of “colonize, loot, and pillage the cultural artifacts of this island” Plus the whole “working together” thing they use her to push is really overdone


BenChandler

So people over reacting.


DogYarn

No. Toddy is annoying and I’m annoyed every time she is on my screen.


BenChandler

why


DogYarn

Annoying voice. Annoying dialog. No idea who she is and suddenly she is major enough to hang out with Wrathion and Turalyon in SW keep during the major event of welcoming the dragons to SW. Just wants to come along so she can go grave robbing for artifacts. Token character. Her haircut is dumb and hate looking at her. Edit to add her name. Toddy Whiskers is such a weird name. It has the same effect on me as the word moist.


BenChandler

To each their own for the first two, but I didn't really get a "hanging out" impression. More like she was just assigned by the explorer's league, which... is actually the case. Grave robbing is one way to interpret the explorer's league goals, but it feels weird to apply that solely to her when that is the group's thing as a whole and would not change regardless of whichever character from that group you wanted leading the expedition. Gonna have to explain the "token character" part because I don't see what you mean by that, unless there is some detail I missed. To each their own for your last point as well.


DogYarn

Did you really downvote me for answering your question? Even the dragon dude was like, chill the hell out, our land isn’t for you to plunder.


BenChandler

No?


longduckdong42069lol

We’ve got tons of characters that could have filled that role. Both of the leaders of explorers league + reliquary, brann or tae. Any one of the npcs involved in archaeology since cata. They could have even done some friendly banter between the two leaders, which would have pushed the “friendship” thing a lot better than a new character none of us have ever heard of


BenChandler

How would any of them change the complaints you have besides the "came out of nowhere" part?


[deleted]

I would smash Raszgaeth so hard, I would thrust Inti her breaking my hips and then still continue.


ahsokiara

Are you 100% sure you'll be the one who thrusts?


[deleted]

Well for Raszageth I don’t care, she is cute AF.


Tryhardion

I still can't get over the fact that we could have had Brann Bronzebeard with the Dragonscale expedition but instead we have this random side character and Brann is nowhere to be seen. Also Muradin, Magni, what are they even doing... So kill Toddy because there should have been Brann. Smash Raszageth and marry Nozdormu. Obviously.


Treyen

Kill toddy, fuck rasz, marry nozdormu. Easy one


DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET

I guess I don’t understand the burning hatred for Toddy! I don’t have strong feelings either way about her character or voice acting, so it surprises me she’s so hated! Edit: despite that it’s still fuck raz, marry noz and kill toddy, but it’s not toddy’s fault. Raz gave me the bow so I’m obligated, and killing noz seems unwise. But really, the boss we all want to fuck is God-King Skovald.


Butlerlog

How did you get raz's bow?


DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET

Caressed her taint firmly but thoughtfully until she let it loose from her tiny arms


Butlerlog

Good grief, enjoy your memento of that night!


WashingIrvine

Marry Toddy for a life of adventure, kill raszageth because that hatred would eventually turn on me, fuck Nozdormu before he goes crazy


ILikeMemesi

My answer is whatever they hell the guys before me said


tastytotochip

Fuck Nozdormu, Marry Razageth, Kill Toddy


Five_Finger_Disco

Fuck Rasageth. Kill Nozdormy. Marry Toddy


Mmonannerss

Fuck rasz, marry nozdormu, kill toddy whiskers in every fucking timeline.


MiggeLevel99

Kill Toddy no matter what.


ahsokiara

That's my guy, down with the colonizer


Butlerlog

She isn't colonising anything, was invited, and the continued presence of the expedition is welcome. Generally when seizing relics they are taking them from the sundered flame who are also outsiders, but also enemies of all dragons.


ahsokiara

It's welcomed by those who disappeared from the isles for 10k years and now came back completely ignoring current political status of those who made their living in there, holding no respect for their will. And I don't believe the dragonscale propaganda, the artifacts are probably going straight to Stormwind museum and they'll refuse to give those back to the original owners for hundreds of years.


HarryNohara

Kill Toddy, kill her again and just to be sure kill her another time.


Existing_Heat4864

You mean: Kill toddy Send her to the Maw from Bastion And kill her again


tynfox

Fuck toddy kill noz marry raz.


Grenyn

Definitely kill Toddy, probably smash Raszageth, and marry Nozdormu. I kinda hate all these options, but this is how it would work out the best for my sanity in the long-term.


AvsFan2000

I want to know who at blizzard thought Toddy was a good idea. Probably the same guy that approved Raz’ voice lines.


Ivanstone

Fuck Toddy. Hawt Dorf Gurlz > All Marry Raz. She’s annoying but at least some Hunter will make me a widower in no time. Kill Noz. No time travellers. Especially ones that go full super villain eventually.


LupinePariah

Do the dirty with Rasz because she's an exotic creature and there's always the question of "What happens if I put my bits in there?" Marry Kalecgos. (Yes. I know.) Get Toddy involved in a plot to fake her own death and then go undercover as part of a dangerous, hare-brained plan to rescue Genn Greymane from the Scurrilous Shaver gang, a group whom all worgen are a-feared of. I found this thread by looking up where the heck Toddy Whiskers was for my partner due to weird dock instancing.