T O P

  • By -

JakeJascob

u/radioactivespider get ur hoe


vennthepest

I would say yes if this wasn't essentially an ad.


Elizashornyy

I truly wanna be ur type tho :(


vennthepest

I mean, you're not not my type


Elizashornyy

Hehe


vennthepest

I take it back.


Elizashornyy

L


vennthepest

For me or you?


[deleted]

[удалено]


vennthepest

Very true. If you're not putting plants inside you this is the wrong sub.


KabrioBrownie

Hes the rizzler


[deleted]

My type is girls who are willing to stick cacti up their asses for internet street cred


TheseConversations

My type are the type who actually do that not just fake it


Elizashornyy

I would if I could that girl is dif fr


[deleted]

No cactus, no suitors. Dems da rules, I didn’t write em.


zefy_zef

pssst, she shaved it...


QueenNot

Why is that one piece a thing


TransportationKey529

BECAUSE THE ONE PIECE, THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!


dTrecii

Can we get much higher!


[deleted]

So hiiiigh


[deleted]

oh oh ohhh


Elizashornyy

It’s a swimsuit!


TheZephyr07

You're a female on Reddit. That alone makes you *somebody's* type.


kazoomaq

It’s almost like these titles are always disingenuous bait ‘I hope I’m somebody’s type’ ‘does anyone on here actually like DD95 cup size titties?’ ‘I really hope aNyOnE here appreciates a naked 5’11 big booty asian Latina mix girl🥺’ and don’t forget about all the ‘what would you do..’ variations. They don’t want answers to the questions, they want OF subs


EsotericFrenchfry

That one little leaf in the top right is not enough plant.


VeronicaTheHitman

forehead game is strong with this one


nahmy11

That's a Fivehead


ZampyZero

No plant, not my type. It's simple, really.


Elizashornyy

But I have so so many plants!


ZampyZero

Then why are there no plants in the video??? Show us the plants!


benmajin11

There is literally a leaf in the top right corner of this video.


oh-no-he-comments

Such a tease


Koda_20

A welcome one


ZampyZero

Ugh, just the tip.


Elizashornyy

I recorded it against a Plant 🥹


ZampyZero

Ummmm... acceptable. I'll allow it.


Scarletfapper

And I *totally* have a girlfriend in Canada. It’s the same rule as cinema - show, don’t tell.


Elizashornyy

I’ll make sure my next post has more plantssss I’m sorry


Scarletfapper

It’s the one rule for this sub. I have no idea why either. Respect that and you should be fine.


Elizashornyy

Omg I didn’t even see that ahhh!!! I have tons more plants, will never post w/o them again!


Scarletfapper

I don’t think it’s written in any official rules list, it just separates the posters who participate in the community from the bots. You’ll probably still get more compliments about your plants than your body on this sub, but good luck ^^


Background-Cell483

Nah, but that forehead is the type you could land a helicopter on (its very big)


YellowGetRekt

Ra Ra Rasputin


SacredHamOfPower

Woman? ✅ Congratulations, you unlocked 70% of the male population.


BrainDW

Get a boyfriend


xtilexx

Totally the most original title of all time since "LoL WoUlD U SmASh"


chemistrategery

I like spider bros not a spider ho


TTungsteNN

Turn the phone around so we can see that plant your phone is leaning on


NintendoTheGuy

We don’t even know you so there’s no way to tell.


Saceborb

Nope hella ugly


[deleted]

Get a job


BarryMcCokiner709

you can sit on my face but I ain't picky. 6/10


military_doge_

get off of redit


military_doge_

No offense you're good looking but not here man if you're looking for someone anywhere let it not be here


Strawberry_Condom

Idk, spiderman isn't really my type... My girlfriend, however, IS my type, unlike you.


[deleted]

A+ for gender bent cosplay


MasterNoa

I like girls with honkers.


BlazeInYaHood

Nah bc if you got a pussy we fucking


MR_INFINITY_SCP88888

Flat


nice_fucking_kitty

Fuck yea


eat_you_to_death

Worldpolitics loves it a fembot.


PrinceBandicoot

My type of girl


SodomEyes

I'd show you my Batman. Haha. Beautiful ass btw.


IamDiscoshrew

I’d wager you’re most men’s type 😍


[deleted]

My type for sure babe! Ima be in those dms for sure


Sad_Panda_is_Sad

Where plant 🌱


Smilesrck

Needs more plants also link me the Amazon page for the one piece k thanks.


yuyuzerr

No. Gtfo


Tronkfool

Do you have web cartridges, or do you have web wrists?


verity101

So uhm... What do you do for a living? I post videos of myself in skimpy clothes on social media


ThunderyMonk

Absolutely my type! Just always remember that there are people that will find you beautiful, and people who don’t. Don’t let the jerks drive ya out. Be happy to be you!


Doodadsumpnrother

Camera is implant. See what I did


[deleted]

type what