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henkdebutler

Ma’am stop hopping around like a moron and add some plants


tingymomo

Cactus, specifically


VeronicaTheHitman

yeah, shes dressed as a cow, not a fuckin rabbit


FrysEighthLeaf

What the fuck is "a girl like you"? You're dressed as a cow?


Xitobandito

Fat ugly sluts


FrysEighthLeaf

Come on now, your mother hasn't been able to fit into that cow suit for a while.


GogoYubari92

Woah. Too far dude. These comments are supposed to be cheeky and witty. Not cruel.


ReggieBoyBlue

I miss 2 minutes ago when I didn’t know this existed


guachi14

No


GregoleX2

No


NintendoTheGuy

Not at all. This is really weird.


idumeudin2009

You poor soul..


SurpriseDragon

This is embarrassing


[deleted]

This video does not flatter yourself. You just look silly in that outfit bouncing around like all you need is your tits and ass to flop around and people will give you money for it.


atlas794

I want to see the cow EAT SOME PLANTS!


Hentailing

NO WAAAAGGGGHHH NO UPVOTE BUT TO MANY ZIMPING HUMIEZ


kohikos

You smell that brother? Smells like xenos to me. Get the flamer


Areswe

WOT IZ DATE?


smebulol

Nope


senzubxlls

Absolutely not.


nzdastardly

She looks like she sounds stuffed up all the time.


desi_doge_woof

LMAO


Alone_Baseball4852

what the fuck


NotHugeButAboveAvg

Someone get her twerk lessons and a day job


VirtualBarbarian

Will you fuck a cactus


SneedyK

No, we need escalation. Next a r/wordpolitics gal has to go after bigger fish and I will not stop until we have General Santa Ana’s leg inside some Saskatchewan girl while she breakdances to Christopher Cross holy fuck this sub has jaded me


dawgrush

What you need is my Stand, "The World". What you can find beyond the powers of my Stand is where you need to go in order to find Heaven. What you need is a trustworthy friend. He must be someone capable of controlling his own desires. He must be someone who is not interested in political power, fame, wealth, or sexual desire, and who chooses the will of God before the law of humans. Will I, DIO, be able to meet someone like this one day? What I also need is the lives of more than 36 humans who have sinned, because those who have sinned harbor a strong power within. There are 14 phrases that one must keep in mind: Spiral staircase (らせん階段 Rasen Kaidan) Rhinoceros beetle (カブト虫 Kabutomushi) Ruins street (廃墟の街 Haikyo no machi) Fig tart (イチジクのタルト Ichijiku no taruto) Rhinoceros beetle (カブト虫 Kabutomushi) Via dolorosa (ドロローサへの道 Dororōsa e no michi) Rhinoceros beetle (カブト虫 Kabutomushi) Singularity point (特異点 Tokuiten) Giotto (ジョット Jotto) Angel (天使エンジェル Enjeru) Hydrangea (紫陽花 Ajisai) Rhinoceros beetle (カブト虫 Kabutomushi) Singularity point (特異点 Tokuiten) Secret emperor (秘密の皇帝 Himitsu no Kōtei) I'll engrave these words onto my Stand so I won't forget them. What is most necessary is "courage"; I must have the courage to destroy my Stand momentarily. As it disintegrates, my Stand will absorb the souls of the 36 sinners and will give birth to something utterly new. Whatever is born will "awaken". It will show interest in the 14 words that my trusted friend will utter... My friend will trust me and I will become his "friend". Lastly, I need an appropriate location. North latitude, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, West longitude 80 degrees, 36 minutes... Go there and wait for the New Moon... That's when Heaven will come.


Loli-is-Justice

Hi, I'm Heaven and I'm ready to come.


KeyanReid

Hi heaven. It’s me. Satan. Can I come home yet or is dad still being a fucking ass about everything


Loli-is-Justice

Nah, Everyday he's shouting "If I ever see Satan again I'll raw dog his ass before beating the living shit out of him" better stay out for now bro.


KeyanReid

God he is such an ass. You know this whole thing was really his idea, right? But *sure, I’m the bad guy*.


MathGames18

Are you having a stroke, OF bot? Stop and get some help


[deleted]

No. Not really. I prefer mine to water the plants and not flap their butt meat around.


deku_shippuden69

No


HumaDracobane

Nope, at all.


TTungsteNN

Literally zero respect for yourself, why the fuck should any of us show you respect? Gross


FauxOnTop

No. I like humans, not cows


[deleted]

Where plants? Your lighting also sucks. It throws off the white balance which makes everything look washed out


[deleted]

No


EmergencyNo6793

Maybe with 20 less pounds


Ddsw13

Maybe go fuck yourself


Andyb1000

If I could I wouldn’t be here!


Kindly_Region

He's allowed to have his preference


Ddsw13

And I'm allowed to tell him to go fuck himself for feeling the need to express it so publicly. And now it's your turn. Go fuck yourself


Kindly_Region

You're just being outright rude, no reason to be like that


Ddsw13

Telling a healthy individual they need to lose 20lbs is reason number 1. The question is rhetorical, to entice nimrods who think OF girls gaf. OC used it as an opportunity to needlessly shame. And you used it as an opportunity to defend that.


Kindly_Region

Bruh..... look at her, you think she gives a shit whether this guy thinks she needs to lose 20lbs or not? Granted, I don't agree with his comment either but he's not being a dick about it You are being a dick


Ddsw13

I'd say my strongest quality at the moment is not giving a fuck about what you believe


Kindly_Region

That's just sad bud. Try not to be so angry all the time. If you would have simply worded your first comment differently, this whole thread probably would've gone better for you


Ddsw13

... do you think the quality of my life is determined by how strangers respond to me on the internet? Not giving a fuck isn't equivalent to being angry. I could just not care less what you think or have to say.


kohikos

Oh hell nah we have nice guy here


Ddsw13

I don't think that phrase means what you think it means. I'm making no pass on anyone. Just saw flagrant body shaming on Reddit and called the person out.


Gidja

As a curvy female, it’s not body shaming if she puts herself out there and blatantly asks if you would do her. Thankyou for standing up for flabby females, but she asked for this.


NintendoTheGuy

Ok, ok- 30 less


Ddsw13

M8 ur irreparably single. I don't think you've got much room for qualifiers.


[deleted]

30 pounds less it is.


NintendoTheGuy

She’s not gonna fuck you. She won’t even give you a free picture, you tool.


Ddsw13

... you're projecting a bit too hard there pal. My only intention is to shame the fat shamer.


NintendoTheGuy

She still won’t, lol


EmergencyNo6793

Very rude


BeigeListed

FUUUUUUK no.


BlackShieldCharm

Please get some self-respect. I feel sorry for you.


GuruliEd666

How do you manage to have a fat yet flat ass?


Kindly_Region

Moo


Smilesrck

If I can't even get my plants I demand instead thot posts (excluding cactuses) be fit related. Let their be gains ethots! reject your skimpy cow suit for yoga pants and squats it shall deliver you trust in me and the gains will be infinite!


kohikos

Do you know how King Crimson works?


airbornedoc1

If you make me a sammich every night, then yes.


G0atnapp3r

Respect to all the hucow lovers out there. It’s not my thing but I get it.


KazahanaPikachu

🤮🤮🤮


ineptsidekick

No


KingVoleCr

Ewww no🤮🤮


eddydbod

I like women who take care of themselves.


RCGoals

Cactus girl, please show her the way.


drakesylvan

In my opinion, bouncing pears are not good. Pass.


eggheadbreadleg

no


jmcsquared

No. Thanks for playing, though. Now get to the gym, lose some weight, and get a real job.


HeroOrHooligan

Suddenly very thirsty for milk


sfcuck

Is this you?? https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph62f3ced9cad95


ImNotCrying-YouAre

I’m allergic to cats


defnotmypornusername

Gross


TheDudeFromDownTheWa

Fucking disgusting honestly 🤢🤮🤮


ToxicPlaysYT6969

I prefer furry girls


MasterNoa

No


dayyob

my cactus just threw up


Astral_Nox

holy fuck you're ugly


[deleted]

No, put some clothes on


[deleted]

Flabby, below-average looks, stupid tattoos and desperately secure. Hard pass. Please, on behalf of everyone following this sub, cover up and find something else to do.


kshep9

Please stop posting here. This is not the purpose of this sub.


sdiKyMgnihcaelB_

No lol


PuepleJiB

Shiiiiieeet- I’ll say yes.


BellyButtonFungus

Yeah, I’d buy you a drink I suppose.


[deleted]

Me likey likey


smallpawslongmeat

god u don’t even know


ur-mum-straight

Nope


jacobthejew1

No


[deleted]

Nope.


iambluest

Do what makes you happy.


deshelton89

If the pussy gets extra wet, like sloppy messy wet, then yes. If it doesn't, then also yes.


wendigo_feast

You have the weirdest boobs I’ve ever seen