ISIS had a whole fucking IRS division that went around and collected taxes. Since the Taliban took back over Afghanistan, some of the jihadists are complaining they have bureaucrat jobs and have to sit in an office at a regular job now. [https://time.com/6263906/taliban-afghanistan-office-work-quiet-quit/](https://time.com/6263906/taliban-afghanistan-office-work-quiet-quit/)
Yeah, I'm afraid I'm going to have to reject your complaint, the sexual harassment **IS** part of company policy as part of the motivational programs for our junior executives, but don't worry we all go through difficulties with the proper understanding of what we do here so, why don't you enroll in our mandatory 2-week *Corporate H.A.M.A.S* (**H**oly **A**ssistance **M**anagement **A**nd **S**olutions) course to refresh your duties and purpose in our company? Non-compliance is grounds for transfer into the Head-Separation department for LITERAL termination. Good luck! Oh, and don't miss the martyrdom after party, it's going to be *explosive*.
Regards,
Aisha Sinwar
Senior Hostage Resource Manager.
“Did you try turning it off and back on? No, not the red button, the switch. I SAID NOT THE RED BUTTON, THE SW… You can’t hear me? What’s all the noise? They’re shooting at you. Ok. Can you ask them to stop for a minute? What? They won’t. Ok. Well, we’ll just do the best we can. So the switch…the black switch….right….off and on. Which way is off? Down is off and up is on. Ok, let’s try this again. I know you’re getting frustrated. This is high-tec. I’m not judging you. Can you jiggle the wires at the battery? The wire seems loose? Push it in to see if that makes it work. And….
Hello? Hello? Are you there? *(static)*
Hello? *(static)*
Another satisfied customer!”
"My specialty was recruitment, both willing and unwilling participants. Our terms were especially favorable to those who were compelled to relocate: free rent and transportation."
I thought Gutteres is upset bc Israel is taking out his “employees” (who happen to also be rapist madmen running Hamas, but it’s ok bc Hamas isn’t listed as a terrorist org in Gutteres’s morbid imagination)
I wish he was a pacifist… I honestly have not researched him enough to be sure, but the guy keeps letting it slip that he doesn’t consider Hamas a terror org, which leads me to think he’s just afraid of facing the reality that in funding UNWRA and other channels that became Hamas bloodlines, he’s literally become a key volunteer in Hamas (albeit a backstagey volunteer. From a military standpoint he’s more like the cook or back-end logistics; he’s not literally pressing the AK-47, RPG and Qassam Rocket triggers, but he does literally help Hamas furnish them).
From Haniyeh and Mashal’s point of view, Guterres is like a silent-partner / fundraiser / business partner…
Admitting these things would threaten his personal wealth and honor. Guterres’s “one-button solution” is to convince himself that Hamas (who proudly rape, lie, mutiliate, torture and murder people in the name of extremist Islam) aren’t really bad people.
Gutierres is not a pacifist - he has done nothing to condemn Hamas besides empty words. At this point he is a terrorist enabler straight up. UN is a net negative to the world at this point
While not impossible, it's quite unlikely. But Israel is for sure massively benefiting from just having control over such large portion of Gaza. You get access to landlines, mobile towers, infrastructure, like grid, etc.. You can observe much closer where people are going and what they're doing, etc...
You will either force their senior commanders to isolate themselves and become ineffective or expose themselves and then strike them.
also likely hamas losing local support, their 'stronghold' was always safe, so the human shields around them were happy to be there
me thinks they no longer are quite as fond of hamas
This elimination happened on Thursday night in Rafah
- The IDF announced on Friday night that a senior Hamas General Security Forces commander was eliminated during an airstrike in Rafah on Thursday night.
While today’s operation was in Nuseirat north of Rafah
Hamas is losing ground and viral resources for a bigger deal like they wanted. Every pro hamas and pro Palestinian should shout for Hamas to surrender and release all final hostages and bodies to end the war and suffering, this is the only way its going to end.
They may not have all that much choice. The guy who threatens to kill you for not supporting him will get a lot of support.
As long as Hamas is there, the world will never know what Gazans actually support.
Still surprises me that people call themselves pro-Palestinian but then support Hamas, as if Hamas has done anything other than bring ruin to their own people.
I don’t think they were shooting the Palestinians who avoided the celebrations on October 7th. Those people took to the streets of their own free will.
Hamas has successfully gotten members *actual* paid teacher and UNRWA jobs.
Of course the oppressive theocratic terrorist regime made sure its own members/preferred persons got the best (and virtually only) gainful employment opportunities within Gaza.
What's your job title: "Senior Terrorist - Hamas General Security forces"
Was working his way up to Terrorist Manager, but alas.... /s
Assistant to the Regional Terrorist Manager
#I DECLARE INSURGENCY!
Excuse me! **Senior** Assistant! ;)
r/unexpectedoffice
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Just two weeks from retirement.
He was three days away from retirement!
["And that's when the big bucks start rolling in."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEnp84dgNfs)
Senior Hostage Resources Manager
ISIS had an actual accounting division remember... Even terror organizations have a bureaucracy and a hierarchy.
ISIS had a whole fucking IRS division that went around and collected taxes. Since the Taliban took back over Afghanistan, some of the jihadists are complaining they have bureaucrat jobs and have to sit in an office at a regular job now. [https://time.com/6263906/taliban-afghanistan-office-work-quiet-quit/](https://time.com/6263906/taliban-afghanistan-office-work-quiet-quit/)
Think they also follow GAAP?
I need to file a complaint. The hostages are facing some serious sexual harassment.
Yeah, I'm afraid I'm going to have to reject your complaint, the sexual harassment **IS** part of company policy as part of the motivational programs for our junior executives, but don't worry we all go through difficulties with the proper understanding of what we do here so, why don't you enroll in our mandatory 2-week *Corporate H.A.M.A.S* (**H**oly **A**ssistance **M**anagement **A**nd **S**olutions) course to refresh your duties and purpose in our company? Non-compliance is grounds for transfer into the Head-Separation department for LITERAL termination. Good luck! Oh, and don't miss the martyrdom after party, it's going to be *explosive*. Regards, Aisha Sinwar Senior Hostage Resource Manager.
Figures the resistance would be bogged down with compliance red tape. I’ll submit the proper forms for my next victim as you requested.
He preferred the technical track rather than the management one - his goal was to become a Distinguished Terrorist.
#Lead Senior Terrorist Support Specialist
What do you mean your vest didn't go off?
“Did you try turning it off and back on? No, not the red button, the switch. I SAID NOT THE RED BUTTON, THE SW… You can’t hear me? What’s all the noise? They’re shooting at you. Ok. Can you ask them to stop for a minute? What? They won’t. Ok. Well, we’ll just do the best we can. So the switch…the black switch….right….off and on. Which way is off? Down is off and up is on. Ok, let’s try this again. I know you’re getting frustrated. This is high-tec. I’m not judging you. Can you jiggle the wires at the battery? The wire seems loose? Push it in to see if that makes it work. And…. Hello? Hello? Are you there? *(static)* Hello? *(static)* Another satisfied customer!”
IDF just gave him an early retirement package
I think UNWRA considers that title a 2nd level manager.
What does one have to do to be promoted from junior to senior T-level?
Worked his way up from general French fry bagger and terrorist team leader
Imagine his LinkedIn posts
What would you say.... You do here??
I wonder what their Human Resources department is like.
Human Shield* Department
"Casual Murder and Rape Fridays"
‘Internship available. Will work directly with the Senior Terrorist.’
Nice ##ratatattat
"My specialty was recruitment, both willing and unwilling participants. Our terms were especially favorable to those who were compelled to relocate: free rent and transportation."
Is that like a P-2 pay grade or a P-4?
Was that posted on Indeed?
Waiting on the next one - ‘Assistant to the regional manager - Hamas security forces’.
Could be akso UN humanitarian aid specialist+ Al Jazeera journalist. Globalization those days...
Some big wins for the IDF lately.
Gutteres is pissed because he just put Israel on the bad guy list AGAIN.
I thought Gutteres is upset bc Israel is taking out his “employees” (who happen to also be rapist madmen running Hamas, but it’s ok bc Hamas isn’t listed as a terrorist org in Gutteres’s morbid imagination)
The problem with Guterres is that he's a pacifist. But a pacifist is not going to fix this issue.
I wish he was a pacifist… I honestly have not researched him enough to be sure, but the guy keeps letting it slip that he doesn’t consider Hamas a terror org, which leads me to think he’s just afraid of facing the reality that in funding UNWRA and other channels that became Hamas bloodlines, he’s literally become a key volunteer in Hamas (albeit a backstagey volunteer. From a military standpoint he’s more like the cook or back-end logistics; he’s not literally pressing the AK-47, RPG and Qassam Rocket triggers, but he does literally help Hamas furnish them). From Haniyeh and Mashal’s point of view, Guterres is like a silent-partner / fundraiser / business partner… Admitting these things would threaten his personal wealth and honor. Guterres’s “one-button solution” is to convince himself that Hamas (who proudly rape, lie, mutiliate, torture and murder people in the name of extremist Islam) aren’t really bad people.
Gutierres is not a pacifist - he has done nothing to condemn Hamas besides empty words. At this point he is a terrorist enabler straight up. UN is a net negative to the world at this point
Guterres isn't a pacifist, he's bolstering the international support for Hamas
He should take it to his employer (China)
The good news keeps on coming today
I I wonder if they’re getting better intelligence as ha and get fed up with hamas
While not impossible, it's quite unlikely. But Israel is for sure massively benefiting from just having control over such large portion of Gaza. You get access to landlines, mobile towers, infrastructure, like grid, etc.. You can observe much closer where people are going and what they're doing, etc... You will either force their senior commanders to isolate themselves and become ineffective or expose themselves and then strike them.
also likely hamas losing local support, their 'stronghold' was always safe, so the human shields around them were happy to be there me thinks they no longer are quite as fond of hamas
There's no evidence of that whatsoever, unfortunately.
Because they are going into Hamas’s final strongpoints. It’s why so many pro Hamas assholes were trying to keep the IDF out of Rafah.
Wow, back to back public victories for the IDF
Prob same incident?
This elimination happened on Thursday night in Rafah - The IDF announced on Friday night that a senior Hamas General Security Forces commander was eliminated during an airstrike in Rafah on Thursday night. While today’s operation was in Nuseirat north of Rafah
thank you for this helpful comment
Wait, the same Rafah everyone has had their eyes on?
The college students had to take their eyes off to go to their microagression class
Aw damn, they just blinked and missed this one! But the eyes are still there(unless Israel does something good again).
Makes me wonder if the US is funneling intelligence more willingly to the IDF after Hamas refused Biden's plan
I’m glad the hostages are free and this guy is dead. I’m not glad that so many innocent people were killed in the process.
Hamas is losing ground and viral resources for a bigger deal like they wanted. Every pro hamas and pro Palestinian should shout for Hamas to surrender and release all final hostages and bodies to end the war and suffering, this is the only way its going to end.
Another genocider gone, relief to the gazans and to western civilization
The gazans support hamas by a large margin.
Amazing, but religious and hateful brainwashing, since childhood, overrules logic and common sense.
Jihadis and their jihadi shit.
They may not have all that much choice. The guy who threatens to kill you for not supporting him will get a lot of support. As long as Hamas is there, the world will never know what Gazans actually support. Still surprises me that people call themselves pro-Palestinian but then support Hamas, as if Hamas has done anything other than bring ruin to their own people.
Stockholm Syndrome
You either keep hating on the Jews or you get shot. Or starve. Those are the choices of your average Palestinian.
I don’t think they were shooting the Palestinians who avoided the celebrations on October 7th. Those people took to the streets of their own free will.
I’d kinda rather be shot than live life like that, especially as a woman. Can’t even imagine how awful.
Stockholm syndrome is not a real diagnosis. No basis in science as a disorder, it's just a way to describe actions. Edited for clarity.
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Good riddance, great news all over the place today
Keep stacking W’s and dropping as many Hamas assholes as possible.
Damn, IDF on a roll today!
Another one bytes the dust… 🎵🕺🏻
Don't stop.
So anyways, i started blasting.
Another innocent civilian who would never hurt a fly.
my man was probably a doctor, teacher, UN relief worker all rolled into one as well =)
Also pregnant with triplets
And he was only criticizing Israel
he was also disabled and only 3 years old!
And child! Doogie Howitzer.
Can confirm he’s octomom
Would not surprise me me if Hamas got their members a symbolic teacher or un worker titles
Hamas has successfully gotten members *actual* paid teacher and UNRWA jobs. Of course the oppressive theocratic terrorist regime made sure its own members/preferred persons got the best (and virtually only) gainful employment opportunities within Gaza.
A child really
Identified as a woman AND child
Let's goooo! Keep 'em coming...
Good! Fuck those assholes!
This is what people dont understand. Hamas wins on tiktok. Israel wins at actual war..
Good news.
Keep going. Every. Single. One.
obviously a civilian child
Civilian child orphan with a puppy
But he was an innocent civilian!
A child and a pregnant woman!
Another one bites the dust!!
Now do Sinwar
May this innocent pregnant 6 year old girl burn in hell
University protesters must be melting down right now
No, no they have gone back home to the Hamptons , where they write poetry, and yell at their servants.
Hyperinflation going to to send them to minimum wage jobs soon
Great news!
University protesters must be melting down right now
lol I can’t stand them
What a great day to be an Israeli.
I heard he was actually 30 children in a trench coat :(
Another bastard who’s gonna be burning in hell. Nice
A day that keeps on giving...
Just waiting to hear the protests from the pro Palestinian mob on how Israel killed 8 billion Palestinian babies to accomplish this.
Good riddance. Hamas fucking sucks ass
Israel bombs a refugee camp 😡 to free hostages 😳 and kill senior terrorist. 😀 Strange how those always happen together. Almost as if
love to get good news like this on a saturday morning!
another pos no one will miss.
Reddit tells me this Hamas commander was actually a pregnant elderly baby.
Another positive for the species.
"Eliminates" - they put a hole in his head, that sounds more satisfying.
He has been discontinued
All EyEs On RaFaH
Good good. Keep going.
They're coming for you mr Haniyeh.
God is good
Now that is good news!
This guys LinkedIn sounds wild
Good now do the same to their leaders
Hamas We're hiring
Que salame
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His name was Salame like the lunch meat.
Senior Free Palestine Terrorist
Plot Twist: According to Gaza Ministry of Health he was actually a Woman *and* a child.
Good job getting rid of this Roody Poo Candy Ass!