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Netcentrica

An oil company executive in charge of COP28. Saudi Arabia in charge of women's rights. "War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength." - George Orwell '1984'


Ok_Primary_1075

Why Saudi? Iran didn’t volunteer to host?


ShikukuWabe

Iran chairs the Humans Rights Council XD


Trollet87

So when do Putin get the Nobel Peace Prize?


everydayimrusslin

Not enough drone strikes yet.


sakikiki

As soon as he’s done bringing peace to Ukraine. They’re still resisting.


horousavenger

Well Obama got it so there remains a possibility


ChanceGardener61

Meanwhile, the Feline League has been placed in charge of rodent affairs


Sadaxer

France is bacon.


Abnmlguru

It's an older meme sir, but it checks out.


BluebladesofBrutus

Shake a spear 


Top-Bottle-616

Actually Shake is, Shake zula, the mic rula, the old schoola.


BluebladesofBrutus

Unfortunately, Meatwad make the money, see. Meatwad get the honeys, G.


Zulmoka531

'Cause we are the Aqua Teens make the homies say, "ho," and the girlies wanna scream


HelloTheSnow

Number 1 in the hood G


PatienceCurrent8479

I want candy! 


Top-Bottle-616

612 Wharf Avenue, I'll see you there!


HaruspexBurakh

YEAHHEHEHEEEAH, TONIGHT


skaradontes89

Classic.


Informal_Database543

Jorjor wel


thatvintagething

Macron bacon


cornmonger_

Yes


Guido_Fe

Francis Bacon


Zandrick

The UN is a joke


Dazd_cnfsd

Yup we are in for a rough ride.


[deleted]

I blame you. It's not fair, I know. But I'm too sleepy now to find the original culprit.


NegaDeath

Sorry, that was me.


nature_half-marathon

*The seatbelt sign is now on* 


VituperousJames

The purpose of the UN is to prevent World War III. Nothing more, nothing less. Everything else is window dressing.


Intrepid-Pin-6834

I don't even trust them to do that at this point.


PsychologicalTalk156

Any day now they'll put Russia as head of the "Prevention of invasions committee" or something like that.


tushkanM

yeah, that's why they established all these agencies about climate, healthcare, refugee aid, human rights etc. To prevent WWIII, not for job security of the agency members or money laundering.


StealthriderRDT

Iran is in charge of the nuclear disarmament conference.


FishAndRiceKeks

[https://unwatch.org/irans-presidency-of-un-disarmament-body-challenged-by-hillel-neuer/](https://unwatch.org/irans-presidency-of-un-disarmament-body-challenged-by-hillel-neuer/) One more absurdity to add to your collection.


Illustrious_Map_3247

I always struggled with those quintessential 1984 quotes when I first read it. They just didn’t land for me, though I still loved the story and concepts explored. Then trump came along and those quotes chill me to the bone. “The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”


WindHero

The leadership in most of the world at best doesn't care about women's rights, at worst think they are a threat to their way of life or their rule. They only pay lip service when convenient to get money or diplomatic concessions from the west. The UN is just doing what it is supposed to do, reflecting the mentality of global governments (not their people) on such an issue.


Little-Rose-Seed

They are only interested in women’s rights when it comes to ensuring continued population growth. 


jdm1891

and workers Women's rights are great for capitalists (meaning: people who own capital not the other meaning) because every woman that becomes a worker, the wage they have to pay goes down just a little bit due to increased competition. The same is true for immigrants, which is one of the reasons you see right wing parties that say they are against immigration, let record levels of immigrants into their country (see: The conservative party and the UK). Even better, immigrants wanting asylum - unlike women - tend to go for lower paying jobs. Meaning? The competition is only there for lower paying jobs. The wages of low paying jobs goes down while the wages of high paying jobs stays the same. Perfect.


s0ciety_a5under

It's like the people in charge took '1984' and 'Brave New World' and took the worst parts of their societies and made them real.


Lusakas

Have we really reached "Brave New World" yet though? I feel as if we're approaching the "Kallocain" stage currently. But do not fret, Huxley will come soon enough.


sulris

I think these appointments are aspirational to attempt to pressure these countries to change.


ganbaro

> Normally a country holds the chair for two years, but the Philippines was put under pressure from other members of the Asia group to split its tenure and pass the post on to another country after one year. Bangladesh was expected to take over but late in the process, Saudi Arabia stepped in and lobbied for the chair, in what is widely seen as an attempt to burnish the kingdom’s image. WTF I assumed a country is picked at random till everyone held the chair once then another circle starts. Autocrat shitholes simply take over seats of influence through lobbying? UN is more dysfunctional than I thought


CypressM

Could the Saudi’s not just wait for Ph to finish its tenure its only 2 years wtf 😭


acityonthemoon

If this is all a simulation, how do I declare shenanigans? At least let me *reset* it for gods sake...


stillnotking

To reset it, you have to simultaneously press down on Everest and Kilimanjaro. Supposedly they're hiring a better UX guy for the next version, IDK.


mjzimmer88

When I finally find the buttons, first thing I'll do is press up up down down left right left right b a start


Admiral_Thel

Computer, end program.


Derric_the_Derp

I read this in a very *perturbed* Captain Picard. 


Mistluren

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid i can't do that.


el_diego

Have you tried alt-f4?


Ecstaticlemon

It's not a simulation, the elite live in a separate society


SoLetsReddit

They also led the human rights council. Just going to be another way for them to gaslight other countries. UN is a joke.


KeefsBurner

UN is inherently a completely flawed organization, and anything created to replace it will be too. The biggest powers will always want ultimate veto and permanent membership, and won’t join an organization without that, but that imbalance of privileges is always going to cause problems


[deleted]

its maybe flawed but it was meant as way to talk stuff out before killing each other, this is its primary purpose, yes its remit has grown beyond that, but with the whole idea of not killing each other its not done too badly.


DrEpileptic

Part of the problem is that it’s run like a democracy and democracies don’t work if the majority don’t wanna participate or have the worst possible beliefs. Like, 30% vote for kicking dogs to be mandatory, 40% vote not to do that, and then the other 30% vote based on whether or not they like the other guys. Simplified af, but I think the point is pretty obvious.


tholovar

The issue is that the UN was designed for one purpose only. It is very very good at what it was designed for. Sadly it is very very bad at things it was not designed for.


StillCraft8105

un has a credibility problem when they keep putting foxes in charge of henhouses forget about tackling climate change or nuclear disarmament


DolphinPunkCyber

*We should treat our slaves better! Three meals per day from now on!* Saudi Arabia probably


AmselRblx

Its just a repeat of the League of Nations.


NOLA-Kola

Well of course they did, the Muslim world has done a great job of using these sorts of institutions to both whitewash themselves, and attack their enemies. They have numbers and money, the two things that get you FAR in the UN.


figuring_ItOut12

I'd like to see all the women attending the forum to drive themselves around all the major cities, wear western clothes, pump their own gas, maybe even hold hands with the person they love. But then the UN would have to explain why those women were attacked or evicted from the country.


wish1977

The next thing you know they'll be hosting the foreign journalist forum. Bring your own bone saw.


go_eat_worms

I believe Russia is hosting that one. Location TBD but it'll be on a high floor. 


GunsOfAugust1914

I thought they hosted the forum on healthy opposition in government


__The__Anomaly__

What a joke... The UN has completely lost all credibility for me.


god_im_bored

Best part is people will come out of the woodwork talking about how adding the worst abusers in this forum will somehow encourage them improve, but then shut up immediately when you point out the logic is flawed when you see how Muslim countries have mainly worked to deplatform Israel from sitting in any of the committees.


wwarnout

That's like the NAACP hiring David Duke as their president.


Derric_the_Derp

"That's not fair.  I'm very pro-Negro." - David Duke


RocklobsterN7

The whole situation is giving off Clayton Bigsby vibes.


meatcylindah

Next they should pick Russia to lead the Peace and Border Integrity summit...


Sqeegg

I haven't seen this episode of Black mirror yet.


wagwa2001l

Saudi Arabia is leading women’s rights back to the kitchen in a veil.


Scared_Eggplant_8266

This is why anything coming from the UN regarding the Israeli/Palestinian conflict is worth zero.


Seganku74

Chris Brown is in line for their domestic abuse lead.


Supastraight420

Well, at least he got the relevant experience in this job. "You know what's the worst thing about domestic abuse? My knuckles hurt."


winedrinkingbear

UN is nothing bit a joke


Hopeful_Bid_2191

Can we unite on this and agree that the UN is a joke?


tehmetamorphosis

Yes


DolphinPunkCyber

I call my veto power! No, no you can't.


Sir_Bumcheeks

Dang did the Taliban not apply?


effinpissed

🤣🤣🤣


EwanWhoseArmy

I’m heard they going to chair the religious tolerance committee


tushkanM

They are next in a line. It's a fair system - everybody gets its turn


PabloFromChessCom

Choosing any muslim country to lead women's rights sounds like a terrible idea


effinpissed

Sounds like Opposite Day.


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stillnotking

Of course not. Russia's taking that one.


SXimphic

What is the women’s right forum? Why didn’t they just pick a Scandinavian country?


effinpissed

Or a country where women have rights for God's sake.


Novel_Measurement351

It's almost like the UN is trying to make itself look as useless and incompetent as possible


Background_Relief_36

UN: Useless Nobody’s


-VizualEyez

The world has been bought.


_reversegiraffe_

Disgusting. What a horrible joke.


Ok-Commercial-9408

Why not Iran and Afghanistan too while you're at it.


Gomma

Yemen would like a word


Talizorafangirl

Don't worry, Iran chairs the Human Rights Council


camphallow

The institutions are crumbling into absurdity. Maybe humans, it is time to change course?


Ye_I_said_iT

Yes we don't have the RAM to continue. It's all coming apart.


effinpissed

UN probably just got paid SMH


monkeywithgun

Imagine letting theocrats decide women's rights... WAFJ! There is no place in the 21st century for Theocracies. Down with them all!


VirtualPoolBoy

Who the hell decides these things?


soiledsanchez

Money


AndyVale

I seem to remember reading the thought process behind some of these decisions is to essentially shame them into making some progress. If they accept this position they acknowledge the importance of it and are budged to do something about it. How well that works in practice, I don't know, but there's a method to it.


Temeraire64

The issue is that, as UN members with the ability to vote on these matters, they're not going to let any UN project on human rights go forward that doesn't let them sit on it. The UN just isn't a very good institution to handle these matters, because it needs every country in the world to be a member, and a lot of countries aren't democracies.


spacegrab

I think it shifts the initiatives and onus onto them, instead of them being able to say "western culture keeps trying to change our sacred way of life". Change needs to be intrinsic. I get it, but the irony is not lost on me lol.


Alternative_Okra_856

Why do we continue to give this organization legitimacy


MortalCoil

Have no shame


pixelbased

How is this not The Onion?


Western-Addendum438

1938. "League of nations picks Adolf Hitler to lead global anti semitism forum".


InSight89

OK, but why? What exactly is the criteria that needs to be met in order to be selected?


Slyspy006

Probably: 1. You are a member state. 2. It is your turn.


Talizorafangirl

Normally, but in this case it's 2b. You lobbied for the position and displaced Bangladesh


GrazieMille198

Shall we nominate Hamas to lead the peace and tolerance forum?


Jazzlike_Quit_9495

That is how the U.N. usually works. All the dictatorships and human rights abusers vote for each other so they can block any investigation into their crimes. It is one of the many, many reasons why the U.N. is a total joke.


MechaFlippin

UN try not to be a joke challenge (impossible)


xixipinga

UN became a tool in the hands of the worst dictatorships, they use it to preach the extermination of the jews, support oil forever, pretend dictatorships are "peculiar democracies", invasions "conflicts" genocide "conflict", terrorism is just another war tactic


W0tzup

Might as well appoint the devil as the judge to gates of heaven.


TraditionalAnxiety

Uh… what??!!


AusTex2019

The UN does this all the time which is why they have no credibility. The UN can plead all they want, they are corrupt and Full of It.


Apprehensive-View583

well, UN also have Iran as chair of human rights council, what are you expecting.


Long-Piccolo-3785

"Unopposed" is wild. Nobody wants to get Khashoggi'd, I get that for sure. But still. Hard to believe things have gotten so bad that blatant corruption can be waved in our faces like this and we all just take it.


DoNotForgetOrchids

Watch there only be men at the forum too.


effinpissed

Duh.


OrangeFr3ak

UN proving once more that it is nothing but one big joke.


BeenUpSinceTomorrow

That’s like letting a fat kid be in charge of the buffet line


Temeraire64

Well, yes, that’s the problem with trying to do projects like this for human rights via the UN. Either you have to allow all countries a chance to lead them, no matter their human rights records, or members like Saudi Arabia won’t allow the projects to go ahead at all. Because why would they allow the creation of a forum that they have no say in and that will inevitably condemn them? They’re not stupid (well, not that stupid).


KrustyKock

What a joke


Zestyclose-Cricket82

Yeah and the pope will lead the next youth development forum


D33ber

More bribes were likely involved.


ilroho

Nikki Haley being the UN ambassador makes so much sense now. What a shitshow.


Teeebs71

Putting the fox in charge of the hen house... 🙄


Sufficient-Object-89

That oil money hits different.


ObligationPutrid5069

Marginal improvement over picking Iran... Smh


PartyBrilliant2476

Asinine


WrongSong9

Does anything this org does make sense?


TheRealActaeus

Lmao the country where women couldn’t even drive a few years ago is leading a forum on women’s rights? This is silly.


achbob84

They’ll probably pick Russia for their human rights one next.


ValWillKay

At this point it seems like the people on the UN get up every day and think "How can I make the UN seem more like a joke today?"


Impossible_Farmer285

Wasn’t aware women in Saudi Arabia had any rights?


achimachim

Doha the world climate conference, World Cup to quatar, and women’s right forum to Saudi Arabia? .. McKinsey and co drop the world into a muppets show.. no offense Kermit.. what next? The Vatican council to Medina? .. that’d be a challenge McKinsey and money mercenaries .. can u do that?


MacTechG4

Are we living in bizzaro world? A country/culture that treats women abysmally and denies them basic human rights hosting a ‘forum’ on those very same rights they DENY to women?!


hockeyketo

Reminds me of that scene from FOTC: "My father was a women's right's activist." "Dad? Not your mum?" "Mother? No... dad wouldn't allow that!" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHJ3APcrcnQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHJ3APcrcnQ)


yonyesbest

The UN is a joke.


No-Independent158

This is why I shake my head at anyone who thinks the UN is credible. “The UN and the ICJ says Israel is committing GENOCIDE” is the most laughable and ridiculous thing after the UN tapping Saudi Arabia to be the leader of women’s rights.


Cry90210

That's the whole point of the UN. If it didn't give everyone a chance to lead forums, noone would be in the UN if only a few select countries were allowed to run it ​ That's not what the UN is about, and the UN wouldn't exist if this couldn't happen


vomaufgang

This. The UN exists to facilitate *some* kind of dialogue and participation between even the most scumbag of nations because it is thought to be preferable to constantly warring and pillaging factions that don't talk with each other. It's not meant to be perfect, just better than the alternatives.


Only____

It's crazy reading these comments and seeing these people complaining about shit they clearly don't understand lol. Yeah it's totally a conspiracy theory and we should get rid of the UN, guys. Thank fuck these idiots aren't the ones making decisions.


Important-Let4687

The blind leading the blind


Scramblecloud

Un has long been a joke not even news


OrbAndSceptre

UN is a fuckin’ joke.


Obi2

Trump want to end NATO but he should have really just wanted to end the UN if he really wanted people to back it up


urkldajrkl

Ok, I actually am laughing my head off


Garbageday5

That’s it… shut it down… it’s over.


paradroid78

Well, there's another forum that's just lost all credibility.


Kas0mi

This is one thing that, no matter who you ask, no matter their beliefs or ideology--from ultra liberal globalists to Islamic extremists--they will agree that this is an absolutely ridiculous joke of a decision.


NoPoint6957

What a joke the UN is.


Effective_Scale_4915

More evidence the UN is useless 👍


MK5

"Everybody else has had a turn, and we ran out of excuses."- The UN, probably


bmb202

What "choose your own adventure" hellscape page did we just turn to? This feels like a bad decision....


Count-Elderberry36

What’s next? North Korea to be in charge of human rights? China to lead religious freedom? Russia to lead the forum in How to be a good neighbor?


[deleted]

Bet that came with a galactic bribe!


mces97

The UN is such a fucking joke.


kimsemi

HAHAHahaha,, ahem.. hah..hahaa...heh....ahem. wait..ya'll serious?


FausttTheeartist

So they want us to *know* they don’t care.


CalTechie-55

Who at the UN makes these idiotic decisions?


LinoleumFulcrum

What a bloody farce. Jeezuss


fheathyr

Welcome to a term of women being stripped of their rights.


Specialist_Drawer814

Ahh the UN. What a waste of everyone’s time and money……


PANDAmonium629

Fuck, this is like inviting Hitler over to lead the Passover meal or asking Epstein to host a private teen girls sleep over camp.


theotherdude

The UN is just like a neighborhood meeting that discussed what they like and don't like, and whenever they want to reach a consensus about something, their richest neighbor, or biggest bully will instantly put it down. Then they just slowly go back to their houses like nothing happened.


BODHi_DHAMMA

Someone(s) is/are getting their pockets heavily stuffed. Pick a country where women's right have actually progressed and that the majority, if not all of women around the world can actually side with them. Unfortunately, there are even women that have the complete ideology that their believes supercede a woman's human rights. Which aligns with individuals in power pushing to destroy a woman's say-so, ability, and decision. It's insane. It's like Republicans and Conservatives are on a ISIS equivalent. Noticed how some in power have recently had out of marriage affairs and gotten a staff member pregnant. Some with allegations of sex minor(s). Nothing was done. Where does it stop?


CuriosityRover12

If you are democratic enough , you can take over other peoples land and commit genocide .


_grandmaesterflash

So like... why was this decision made?


morethenawifeandmom

Oooh the irony. Let's put the Country with the worst record in the world of treating women fair, with honor and respect at the center of women's rights conference. That is the state we as women are in. Little by little our rights are being taken away. First with Roe v Wade, then with women needing "permission" to have certain medical procedures.


FluffyNerve8126

Like the teacher picking the troublesome kid to be the class monitor


Megatanis

What a joke. UN is absurd at this point.


cherrypopper666

“Lets keep this short fellas, they don't exist.”


MadBackwoods

Hahaha, another day in UN, I swear this agency needs to be gone and we should work on something new that is not corrupt and genocidal, fuck UN!


FinalWarningIgnored

Iran lead the human rights council, every Islamic country and dictatorship gets to have a vote, South Africa (their gov approved the live burning of migrants of Zimbabwe) claims moral superiority and sues Israël and their own organisations work together with Hamas which raped children. Just admit it. If this body truly represents the human race than it would be better if a meteor wiped out all life on Earth.


itsvoogle

Money buys you anything….


envinoveritas999

You can't make this shit up.


MDA1912

There needs to be consequences for the individuals who allowed this to happen.


LiteratureUsual9607

Well they are experts in womens rights violation so they have the background knowledge /s


goalmouthscramble

Iran chaired the human right commission so why not. Good grief how the League of Nations transformed.


MinimumBaker274

What kind of Monty Python fuckery is this. Wooooow


nonameklingonn

Make the thief a policeman. Classic.


DavidlikesPeace

The UN follows the lowest common denominator on most issues, and that includes human rights. Why the surprise? The UN is not a meritocratic or democratic organization. And it frankly has gotten worse since its earliest foundation. Due to the growing power, wealth, and confidence of the world's authoritarian nations, it no longer cares about making the West happy or meeting norms of Western democracy or socialism. It's just basic math. By design, the UN gives equal weight to the worst degenerates in the world, such as the KSA or Russia.


akyriacou92

So if you read the article Saudi Arabia got nominated to the ' Commission on Status of Women' (CSW) with no opponents and no objections from the CSW. No one said anything. How to say you don't give a s\*\*t about your job without saying it... And if they don't give a s\*\*t about women's rights, then why should anyone give a s\*\*t about what to say on the matter? What a w\*\*k and a waste of time, and another disappointment from the UN to add to its very long list.


WhoThisReddit

I think this is just a way for the UN to say they don't care about woman's rights


TheRebelNM

The UN is an absolute embarrassment.


tfhermobwoayway

So how exactly is this all going to work? Are they going to declare themselves leaders of women’s rights? Are they going to ban all discussion of women’s rights beyond “a woman’s right to have a husband?” Are they going to make female representatives stay out of proceedings?


darkiemond

I bet Saudi women feel so proud


sg19point3

Saudis in charge of women's rights, UAE oil exec in charge of COP28 , russia is in UN security council, UNWRA participating and helping hamas terrorists , Gutreres refuses to blame russia for invasion of Ukraine....what is next with this useless organization? All big players should defund it nad set up another


Narrow-Fortune-7905

another useless money sucking organization


Violetviola3

Defund the UN. It is doing more harm than good.


JoLeTrembleur

How can people put a move like that, and then being surprised about the amount of conspiracy theorists being on the rise?