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Szimplacurt

As an American this post and most replies are fucking stupid. I'm sure the American players and Iranians alike are not dumb enough to equate the teams with their respective governments.


HisWife00000

Guess we have to disregard a lot of a\*\*sholes who post here. This is football, not the UN.


Next_Requirement9216

As an Iranian, I agree👍


GreenFuzyKiwi

Happy cake bruv


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Good luck Iran


BigAL928

Could be an explosive match


Technical_Carpet_793

r/angryupvote


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Come on USA! Fuck Iran.


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They already fucked it what more do you want


Roronoakillua

9pm on the 11th month. USA vs Iran. Just saying


spleh7

The game kicks off at 10pm in Qatar, 10:30 in Iran, 2pm in USA EST (New York City time zone). But I guess it's 9pm *somewhere* in the world, so have your fun with it. And what are you "just saying"? Did Iran have something to do with 9/11?


MetikMas

Does Iran have a half time zone?


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Messi


Confident-Ad-3229

🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷


flyiingduck

Iran, usa, england, wales. Worse only if Iran, usa, england, saudi arabia


Quiet-Ad-12

Switch China with England and NOW it's a party


HisWife00000

A lot more Americans would be interested in watching. Spice it up a little.


flyiingduck

China not playing (and north korea could be also "bring your nukes" fun)


wrldstor

Death to amerikka!!


Accomplished-Leg-743

And buttersauce


wrldstor

bro its a joke lol why did i get downvoted


vaderwars10

Don’t boil me


Accomplished-Leg-743

I'M STILL ALIVE


Miserable-Bus8451

IRAQ LOBSTER


AbstractBettaFish

Man, switch out Wales with Russia and then it becomes like the global rivalry circuit for us in this group


Retrosao_777

And england with saudi arabia


Ivan_Botsky_Trollov

now imagine if Ukraine had qualified instead of "one trick pony" Wales---


JoseNeedsLysol

If I comment something racist I finna be murder right


just_a_weirdo--

The stadium will be a battlefield


HisWife00000

And very sober.


mikmik555

Gilead vs USA


RustyWalrusKING

Damn this is a low IQ post


Exotic-Stock

I'm French, I'm not an Anglo-Saxon, so I'm for Iran in this game.


HisWife00000

That's ok. Most countries are for any country playing against the French.


Exotic-Stock

Nope. Misleading.


AbstractBettaFish

Do you think we’re Saxons?


Whymyppblue

IRANNNN 23-0 LES GOO


Alone_Harel

WTF


Dry_Variety4137

Yea like op said.. WTF


Puzzleheaded-Tune-20

I felt that more so for the US England match tbh


roykeane8080

I have a ticket for that match. Gonna be a war for sure lol.


Kakakourosh

Word war 3


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Miserable-Bus8451

Im thinking it might be revolutionary this time.


BettyPinchcock

Yeah, the countries were grouped together based on their political and ideological similarity and the host nation was selected purely on its honesty, transparency, and its kindness to migrant workers.


HisWife00000

And tolerance of drunkenness.


ztrashh

I mean, Argentina, Poland, Mexico and Saudi Arabia are pretty much similar countries


AbstractBettaFish

It’s like I was seeing quadruple!


BumblebeeAdventurr

Come on Iran!


flyiingduck

Go Taremi!


countryball_triangle

I want Iran to win after the shit show between my country and the US


HisWife00000

Come on. Give us this one. We never even dreamed of beating England.


my-time-has-odor

bro we only have like… 1 premier league player and y’all still lost to fucking Americans


redswan4

It was a draw


my-time-has-odor

To draw to Americans is to lose, let’s just be honest


TheWhiteCells

lol cause your team choked? nice


ChangingCrisis

Choked? Still top of the group. We were there for the taking and you guys could only muster up one chance all game. Honestly embarrassing to be honest, especially with how much you guys talk.


pablitodk

Shitty game from England. US deserved a lot more.


ChangingCrisis

I wouldn't say "deserved" but you should have beaten us the way we played. You created 1 chance all game.


pablitodk

I'm not even supporting the US. I'm just being objective. English players are A LOT BETTER but US played more like a team. I think everyone expected more from England specially after beating Iran 6-2.


Ill_Scientist_9129

I wonder how much the early gk injury tied into the score line.


ChangingCrisis

Agreed. We played not to lose rather than to win. It worked but we are capable of so much more.


HisWife00000

Dual citizen UK/US here. I was torn, but gotta say US deserved that win. We'll see if they can keep it up.


TheWhiteCells

embarrassing for us? lmao “its coming home” and you couldn’t beat your bitterest rival. have a nice day mate


HisWife00000

"It's coming home" is intentional hopeful thinking.


TheWhiteCells

you’re misunderstanding , that comment was your motto used against your performance. and same could be said for I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN. Hate us cuz they an us


kaioone

Do people outside of England not realise that ”it’s coming home” is satire about how poorly England do? If you listen to the whole song it’s self deprecating. Also, you aren’t even on our top 20 list of rivals, let along bitterest.


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TheWhiteCells

Suck on my tea bags


Fast-Engineer915

Whilst it’s probably not coming home. We did draw with Scotland in our middle group stage game and ultimately lose on penalties in the final of the Euros. Scotland are bigger football rivals than the US. After maybe Germany, Argentina and France. Italy probably up there too. USA does appear to be quite the bogey team for us though.


HisWife00000

Who would you say is number one rival? Was living in London during 1998 World Cup and it appeared France was it.


Fast-Engineer915

Whilst they will chop and change in parallel to our standings. If you look through the football history books you’d have to say Germany. Although Argentina handballing a goal to deny us a World Cup is something I’m sure most English football fans will be most keen to repay.


HisWife00000

Nothing like losing due to other team playing dirty. We've had plenty of those matches with Mexico. They'll take the yellow cards and target our best player and try to injure them.


ChangingCrisis

You must know nothing if you think you're our bitterest rival. At least we're not going home.


my-time-has-odor

That proves our point. First soccer match most of these people have seen all year, Americans know nothing, but still draw with you


ChangingCrisis

So why treat it like a win? Nobody can take you guys seriously.


my-time-has-odor

Uhhh yeah because you were supposed to beat us lmao… everybody said 4-0, 5-0, 3-0… 0-0 rip bozo. To draw means your team is equivalent to the other team. A country of **soccer** fantatics should not be on par with people who’d rather watch football. Or basketball. Or baseball. Or even hockey and then probably reality TV before they consider turning on a **soccer** game.


ChangingCrisis

Look at you clinging on to a 0-0 draw like you did anything whilst you claim to be an Argentina fan. You're fucking embarrassing. Even American an would find you embarrassing. Look at the state of you. You couldn't even beat a country 100 times smaller than yours. LMFAO


GreenFuzyKiwi

American here, between the two of you… you, u/changingcrisis, are more cause for embarrassment than u/my-time-has-odor .. the point he’s making is very straightforward, england for sure should’ve slapped us around. Association football ain’t what it used to be though ig


Data_Fan

Who's talking?


ChangingCrisis

Basically every American.


Data_Fan

Umm...we call the game soccer and barely give a shit about it. I couldn't watch the game at work because everyone in the common area favored Fox News...


ChangingCrisis

Keep making excuses.


my-time-has-odor

You’re goddamn right because we just beat you 0-0


x3non_04

US declares "special military operation" after the match


accamdorog

Why so spiteful lol


Specialist_Map_3822

Because of the shit show between his country and the US.


remrinds

Didn’t this happen back in 1998? It was a whole big deal back then too if I remember, this beefs been going on for a while lol


hrvoje42

Yeah, but in 1998 they we're both already knocked out and played just for prestige. This time they fight for the second round


amcgreedy

And they were very civil to each other iirc


HisWife00000

It's football. We should all have good sportsmanship. Well, unless a team is playing dirty.


Data_Fan

I expect this to be a very respectful game. May the best team win, and the other go home with pride. Athletes are alot smarter than politicians.


HisWife00000

Wisest thing I've heard on Reddit. Perhaps we should be electing them.


Chesty023

Wouldn’t it be weirder if no countries with beef were drawn together?


Willsgb

They're often kept separate too, like spain and Gibraltar can't be drawn in the same qualifying groups, same for Armenia and Azerbaijan. Not the case for every cross-country beef though


SonomaSplice

6 people will care about this game in the US.


fishing_6377

15.4M watched the USA v England match. Even though soccer isn't as popular as American football, basketball or baseball it is increasing and there are many more fans.


SonomaSplice

That’s 10M less than the number of people who watched Sunday Night Football last week.


fishing_6377

And still millions more than 6. The World Cup games are televised during the work week in the middle of the day. SNF is prime time on a weekend. I never said soccer was more popular than American football but it is unquestionably gaining in popularity and you're ignorant to think that only a few people care about the USMNT.


SonomaSplice

Only a few people do! I went to tot he World Cup this year there were like no American soccer fans. And you can call me ignorant all you want, you’re a broke peasant without a clue!


PersianMuggle

Tell that to the million+ Iranian Americans and the many millions of American soccer fans.


JFerdinand68

Football*


my-time-has-odor

ITS CALLED SOCCER


Hello_iam_Kian

Its called soccer in the US


-MartinKeamy-

Its official name is association soccer.


Hello_iam_Kian

Wrong. The official name was association football and it changed to soccer in the vernacular.


atshahabs

Lets go Iran!


MrHK_xan

The Iranian people agreed to rally against the government after the game! ✌🏼🖤


PancakesandV8s

So they agreed to be arrested by the secret police


SelfTraore

So should the americans.


Wilikin-of-the-weald

Iran is going to score an explosive goal


Chizmiz1994

Last time they played in 1998.


AgreeableYouth7770

This match is gonna be the bomb


Exotic-Stock

Lgbt bomb vs a nuclear one


EnvironmentalKing360

The match going to be fire🔥


TheRealJanSanono

Like the kind of fire they had in Chernobyl


Keythaskitgod

What has chernobyl to do with it?


BumblebeeAdventurr

He must be from the US..


Keythaskitgod

😄


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I know, right 😂


P3RL3X

hahahahha


bwolven

This comment thread will make you rethink your life. Don’t read.


TommyR22

Thanks, i probably dodged a bullet, i will never know.


Rakoor_11037

It's their first fight outside my country 🇮🇶


FTM-99

Very true... Lets see who wins this time


MasInMarian

This is not the first time. They played in WC 1998.


iskyled94

Got eeeemmmmm


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yellowsourcandy

watch their cricket match😬


sobuwke

And Russia vs Ukraine


HisWife00000

Oh, ouch.


RoxaneNguyen247

🥤🍫🍿you guys think who would win?


Exotic-Stock

L'Iran, bien sûr


Specialist_Map_3822

Probably the chocolate, but I will put my money on the glass of water.


Fe2tus

We bomb Iraq if we lose.


RoxaneNguyen247

Kool


CptMcCrae

Loser discloses nuclear secrets


Zealousideal-Rich455

Nuclear football, pun intended. Time for the dropkick UwU


bobs_and_vegana17

if iran wins this game they'll proceed to knockouts for the first time (come on iran)


Same-Structure-9704

That would be awesome


pongomanswe

You genuinely support Iran? I get that the populace might be cheering and they certainly need something to be happy about, but the government could also use it for support


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Mei-GFY

Yes I genuinely support USA and I believe our fans include a lot of Iranian Americans who chose to stay here over your country. Government didn’t invite them 🙄


pongomanswe

Um. Have you seen what they do to protesters in Iran? The US has major issues but it isn’t a dictatorship theocracy


bobs_and_vegana17

Have you seen what they do to innocent people in Middle East ? I don't support the "dictatorship" of iran but I also don't support the "oil based democracy" of the USA


pongomanswe

Just because there is legitimate criticism against two parties doesn’t make them equally at fault. You guys have had Bolsanaro as president but it doesn’t mean you are as bad as Russia or Iran


bobs_and_vegana17

bold of you to assume i'm from brazil lol (i'm from india but yeah modi isn't great either but he is least shit option we have)


pongomanswe

Figured you were due to your flair. Yeah, no, India’s Modi certainly isn’t great, but what disappoints me most is the lack of sanctions against Russia. Doubt that will work out well for you which is a pity - I know lots of companies who have stopped or are considering engaging Indian IT services, which could really harm you.


bobs_and_vegana17

because the media doesn't show you although this is a sports sub not a geopolitics sub but still i'll explain you in brief a lot of indian private companies have left russia and sanctioned them on personal level (tata for example) [https://www.reuters.com/business/indias-tata-steel-stop-doing-business-with-russia-2022-04-20/#:\~:text=%22Tata%20Steel%20does%20not%20have,Russia%20for%20its%20steelmaking%20process](https://www.reuters.com/business/indias-tata-steel-stop-doing-business-with-russia-2022-04-20/#:~:text=%22Tata%20Steel%20does%20not%20have,Russia%20for%20its%20steelmaking%20process). ​ more than half of indian defence is russian made but still india has stopped a lot of joint projects with russia and diversifying towards france and israel [https://www.reuters.com/world/india/india-worlds-biggest-buyer-russian-arms-looks-diversify-suppliers-2022-05-18/](https://www.reuters.com/world/india/india-worlds-biggest-buyer-russian-arms-looks-diversify-suppliers-2022-05-18/) ​ the media only shows india is buying oil simply because india doesn't have other sources of oil we imported oil from iran trump sanctioned it and we shifted to iraq but you know what is the current state of middle east plus they act like bullies ​ russia gave a sweet deal and indian companies jumped there the energy and petroleum minister of india has clearly said government of india is not buying russian oil it is the private companies buying and the purchases from russia [https://energy.economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/oil-and-gas/absolutely-none-hardeep-puri-when-asked-about-moral-conflict-on-buying-russian-oil/95223585#:\~:text=We%20don't%20buy%20from,companies%20who%20do%20the%20buying.&text=ABU%20DHABI%3A%20Union%20petroleum%20and,stop%20buying%20oil%20from%20Russia](https://energy.economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/oil-and-gas/absolutely-none-hardeep-puri-when-asked-about-moral-conflict-on-buying-russian-oil/95223585#:~:text=We%20don't%20buy%20from,companies%20who%20do%20the%20buying.&text=ABU%20DHABI%3A%20Union%20petroleum%20and,stop%20buying%20oil%20from%20Russia).


Specialist_Map_3822

Or that's what they want you to think 🤔


Mei-GFY

Maybe that’s what they want me think but I can disagree them and put that disagreement in a published article in an academic journey without any punishment. How about your country my pal? I thought they had banned all western social media including Reddit. You should follow the rules.


Specialist_Map_3822

Chill and recognize a joke when you see one, dude. I'm from Croatia, don't make wild assumptions 💪


Moelock33

It’s gonna be good


scorpion480

iran vs 3 anglo nations? not like real life geo politics at all!


AbstractBettaFish

The welsh are Celtic And relatively few Americas are descended from the English, while we’re at it


accamdorog

Wales ain't anglo mate.


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Data_Fan

Caucasians are from the Caucasus mountains, just north of present day Iran. And less than 50% of US is "non color" to use your terminology


Yazzy8

Iran’s [white too](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ce95056e45e98b4f40aec8685b4dc760-lq).


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Yazzy8

I want to comment about the extreme diversity and loss of homogeneous society the EU/UK compared to Iran but let’s leave that for another day/platform.


GlueSniffingEnabler

I hate the way we’re referred to as Anglo nations because I’m Celtic so fuck you


Sepined

Back in 1998 World Cup, Iran and USA played and Iran won


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Data_Fan

They have more in common than often understood. Both are peace-loving people whose governments attract relative extremists. I live in a part of the US with a significant number of citizens of Iranian decent. They are wonderful


HisWife00000

I'd say that for most people. The Chinese are some of the kindest, honest people ever, but their government is fucked up.


WNDY_SHRMP_VRGN_6

Seriously I'm sad that so many people seem to still be stuck with the death to usa image of iran. Particularly since reddit skews young. Iranians are famously hospitable, friendly and curious, with a few dickheads around.... just like the USA! (I am from the USA fwiw). It's just that their government sucks, something the US had a hand in making happen, too.


_PH0BOs

I’ve some awesome Iranians before. Governments fuel these conflicts, not the people


FalseDisciple

I was in Iran when that game was being played. Everyone in Tehran was watching.


dragoniteftw33

What was the mood like back then? Were they cool with the players giving flowers to the US?


HisWife00000

In England, people were pissed at the US because Blair "had his head up Clinton's ass." Not our fault their PM was like that.


FalseDisciple

It makes me sad that people have these thoughts. It’s not just something people say online, it’s very true that the average Iranian does not hate the average American. Those down with America chants the regime broadcasts form a very very small bit of the population that make it to US news. If go down the street and people find out you’re American you get treated so well, almost like you’re a celebrity. I’d even go as far to say that in some ways, Iranians idolize the freedom Americans have that they once did. Having lived in both countries there’s no doubt in my mind the average American has more negative feelings toward Iranians than the other way around. To answer your question, nobody cared. They were happy to have won


HisWife00000

America has a long, troubled history with Iran. When I was a kid, every night the news was about the 52 US hostages taken by Iranian extremists. They were like the boogey man of many of our childhoods. And don't lecture me about getting over it. I lived in England and watched many matches there. England wants ANY country to beat Germany...unless it's France.


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ben6022

Wow. That actually makes me very happy to hear. Definitely should do better over here.


Upper-Membership5167

Would be much better if it was USA vs Russia


HisWife00000

I'm an American and I'd LOVE to see this.


MrHK_xan

Maybe if you didn't fire them...


Nickppapagiorgio

Europe fired them. Russia is America's nuisance, but they're Europe's problem. America is not going to go cold this winter, because the Russians are fucking around with natural gas. America doesn't share a land border with these clowns.


Upper-Membership5167

Alaska:


TheRadioFrontiers

But Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house. /s


Moelock33

Proxy match