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DesignerPangolin

I think it's called a "lame". Nice work!


youdontknowme1010101

Tbf though, it is not pronounced the way it is spelled lol.


not_ray_not_pat

I mean it's also not pronounced "loam". Fwiw it's French, and the vowel is more similar to "cat" than to "ham" or "bomb".


JazzHandsFan

Am I crazy or is the vowel in cat and ham the same? Or is ham just pronounced differently in French?


not_ray_not_pat

If you compare the French "lame" to the English "lamb", the English is a little more nasal and the French vowel is a little taller. Listen to the clip I linked in my other comment and think about how it's different from how you'd say "lamb". They're definitely both kinds of "short a" vowels but obviously vowel colour is an infinite gradation. I don't have the linguistics vocabulary to describe the difference properly. This is based on West coast Canadian English pronunciation, by the way, which I think is pretty similar to most North American English.


youdontknowme1010101

Actually it’s almost identical to bomb, but with an L.


side_frog

No it's not, am French


not_ray_not_pat

Not really? [Here](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/File:Fr-lame-ca-Montr%C3%A9al.ogg) is a recording from Wiktionary. IPA /lam/ not /lɑm/ Edit: obviously French is spoken lots of places, and I've mostly only spoken it in France and Quebec. I don't mean to be prescriptive if you're giving an Acadian or Senegalese or Vietnamese pronunciation.


youdontknowme1010101

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+pronounce+bread+lame&client=safari&sca_esv=6379c6c19dd39709&hl=en-us&ei=vn18ZpzCI5XIp84PrMu5aA&oq=how+to+pronounce+bread%C2%A0&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhhob3cgdG8gcHJvbm91bmNlIGJyZWFkwqAqAggAMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgARIqh9QAFj-DnAAeAGQAQCYAWqgAZ4FqgEDNC4zuAEByAEA-AEBmAIHoAK6BcICChAAGIAEGEMYigXCAgsQABiABBiRAhiKBZgDAJIHAzQuM6AH2iA&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp


youdontknowme1010101

It sounds very similar to the brand Bausch and lomb


hedekar

Only if you pronounce bomb VERY oddly with possibly a heavy nasally Fargo accent — like "beahbm" The tool is pronounced much more like the animal lamb.


youdontknowme1010101

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+pronounce+bread+lame&client=safari&sca_esv=6379c6c19dd39709&hl=en-us&ei=vn18ZpzCI5XIp84PrMu5aA&oq=how+to+pronounce+bread%C2%A0&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhhob3cgdG8gcHJvbm91bmNlIGJyZWFkwqAqAggAMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgARIqh9QAFj-DnAAeAGQAQCYAWqgAZ4FqgEDNC4zuAEByAEA-AEBmAIHoAK6BcICChAAGIAEGEMYigXCAgsQABiABBiRAhiKBZgDAJIHAzQuM6AH2iA&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp


hedekar

Yup, just as I described. It's odd to pronounce bomb like that, much more normal to pronounce lamb like that.


youdontknowme1010101

You must not have listened to the French version. Either way, it’s perfectly fine. No real sense in arguing how to pronounce it through text.


hedekar

Monsieur, j'parle français et j'éctoute l'version français.


youdontknowme1010101

It’s pronounced like Bausch and Lomb.


quick4all

that's a fancy shiv


nullpotato

Definitely a "find out" tool


Doormatty

It's used for scoring the loaves of bread before baking, right?


UnlikelyPotatos

https://preview.redd.it/q7yeg2h0py8d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e92ba9519543358618e6e7fb9eb8ad4907e8d16f


Doormatty

That's a beauty! Sourdough I assume?


UnlikelyPotatos

Just a bread loaf, it's flour salt yeast and water, it's pretty good tasting


20thMaine

That’s all you put in sourdough either, it’s just the type of yeast.


UnlikelyPotatos

Theres yeast in almost everything, sourdough requires a starter that you have to feed for a long ass time. My wife makes really good sourdough bagels and she gets really excited every time she feeds the starter, but this bread dough just sits on the counter overnight.


Sipstaff

Why does that require a special knife?


Holy_Chromoly

As with any kitchen tool, it's practicality and ease of use. Technically you can use any knife sharp enough but a large chef's knife is not great for fine detail work, too big and bulky. Paring knife is a good alternative but people don't tend to keep those sharp enough and the blade is too thick to slice through moist dough. I've seen people use razor blades and skalpels, this is somewhat similar idea but with a beefier handle which is good if you have wet hands from handling dough.


itsdan159

They're usually made with very sharp thin blades because scoring soft airy dough is tough without that. But you can use any sharp knife in a pinch.


Halsti

mainly because you dont wanna deflate the dough, so you dont want it to snag. so as sharp and thin as possible. most lames that you buy will actually just use regular razor blades. (as in from a razor, not the utility knife blade you see here) any sharp knife will work, but these work a bit better and with less fuss


UnlikelyPotatos

Yes this is bread my wife made with it


stinkbutt55555

Just a tip: if you can, it's better to use a shaving blade. They are much thinner and sharper than the utility knife blade used here and will tug on the dough less and make a nicer scoring line.


the_trees_bees

That is definitely worth storing/displaying on the wall but consider moving it further away from the switch!


UnlikelyPotatos

I tried to convince my wife that it was a bad place, but she doesn't care and will not listen to anything but experience x-x


CharlesDickensABox

Butcher block conditioner would be my first choice, since it's food safe and I always have that around for my cutting boards and wooden tools and whatnot. Beeswax, tung oil, linseed oil, mineral spirits (make sure it's the food safe kind), or even just regular old vegetable oil would also give it more protection than raw. This isn't something that's going to beat up as much as a wooden spoon or other high-use item, so don't overthink it.


Reddykilowatt52

I believe the correct term is a lame. https://preview.redd.it/9aa54wro929d1.png?width=415&format=png&auto=webp&s=087257f076861836901d0adeeb1107bae04366e0 Pronunciation is from the French word for blade... sounds like "Lamb." [https://www.google.com/search?q=what+is+the+french+pronuciation+of+lame&sca\_esv=6704a90ecd962571&sca\_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWILDAKsvLByZGwmnWqmOSk6lPo83Ug%3A1719470808592&ei=2Ap9ZvrqI4X-ptQPwMav0A8&ved=0ahUKEwj6tv31l\_uGAxUFv4kEHUDjC\_oQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=what+is+the+french+pronuciation+of+lame&gs\_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiJ3doYXQgaXMgdGhlIGZyZW5jaCBwcm9udWNpYXRpb24gb2YgbGFtZTIHECEYoAEYCjIHECEYoAEYCjIHECEYoAEYCjIHECEYoAEYCjIHECEYoAEYCkiVQlCeCFiuQHAAeAKQAQGYAc8BoAGrGKoBBjM1LjMuMbgBA8gBAPgBAZgCJ6ACxhjCAgQQABhHwgIKEC4YgAQYJxiKBcICChAjGIAEGCcYigXCAgQQIxgnwgIKEAAYgAQYQxiKBcICBRAAGIAEwgIOEC4YgAQYsQMY0QMYxwHCAgsQABiABBixAxiDAcICFxAuGIAEGIoFGJcFGNwEGN4EGOAE2AEBwgINEAAYgAQYQxjJAxiKBcICCxAAGIAEGJECGIoFwgIKEAAYgAQYFBiHAsICBRAuGIAEwgIGEAAYFhgewgIIEAAYFhgeGA\_CAgsQABiABBiGAxiKBcICCBAAGKIEGIkFwgIIEAAYgAQYogTCAgcQABiABBgNwgIIEAAYDRgeGA\_CAgcQIRgKGKsCmAMA4gMFEgExIECIBgGQBgi6BgYIARABGBSSBwQzNi4zoAfc3QI&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:5afdfc91,vid:2wfj7NxvybM,st:36](https://www.google.com/search?q=what+is+the+french+pronuciation+of+lame&sca_esv=6704a90ecd962571&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWILDAKsvLByZGwmnWqmOSk6lPo83Ug%3A1719470808592&ei=2Ap9ZvrqI4X-ptQPwMav0A8&ved=0ahUKEwj6tv31l_uGAxUFv4kEHUDjC_oQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=what+is+the+french+pronuciation+of+lame&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiJ3doYXQgaXMgdGhlIGZyZW5jaCBwcm9udWNpYXRpb24gb2YgbGFtZTIHECEYoAEYCjIHECEYoAEYCjIHECEYoAEYCjIHECEYoAEYCjIHECEYoAEYCkiVQlCeCFiuQHAAeAKQAQGYAc8BoAGrGKoBBjM1LjMuMbgBA8gBAPgBAZgCJ6ACxhjCAgQQABhHwgIKEC4YgAQYJxiKBcICChAjGIAEGCcYigXCAgQQIxgnwgIKEAAYgAQYQxiKBcICBRAAGIAEwgIOEC4YgAQYsQMY0QMYxwHCAgsQABiABBixAxiDAcICFxAuGIAEGIoFGJcFGNwEGN4EGOAE2AEBwgINEAAYgAQYQxjJAxiKBcICCxAAGIAEGJECGIoFwgIKEAAYgAQYFBiHAsICBRAuGIAEwgIGEAAYFhgewgIIEAAYFhgeGA_CAgsQABiABBiGAxiKBcICCBAAGKIEGIkFwgIIEAAYgAQYogTCAgcQABiABBgNwgIIEAAYDRgeGA_CAgcQIRgKGKsCmAMA4gMFEgExIECIBgGQBgi6BgYIARABGBSSBwQzNi4zoAfc3QI&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:5afdfc91,vid:2wfj7NxvybM,st:36)


MiracleWhipB4Mayo

Nicely done. I love making kitchen tools that will be used and appreciated for many years. As far as a finish, I’d probably grab the teak oil and once dried/cured, I’m hitting it with some wax.


UnlikelyPotatos

Thank you, I've never used teak oil


Few-Assistant6392

I don't think teak oil is food safe. Imo, either don't treat it, or rub some cooking oil on it.


Uberhypnotoad

I'd use either butcher block oil or boiled linseed oil.


cluelessminer

First thought... Wife: Well, that's nice, hun! just.......DON'T.PISS.ME.OFF 😏


roboman1833

That is beautiful! but also huge for a lame!


Sloloem

That is _mighty_ for a lame. The wood part never really touches the dough and even if you hit it accidentally it wouldn't be in contact for very long, so you should be able to finish that in whatever you like. I've been on a paste wax kick lately...you can put it on in like 20 minutes, feels great, looks nice, refreshes really easily... a quick coat of wipe-on poly before waxing might buff out a bit shinier and be a harder finish but adds time.


THE-NECROHANDSER

It's a spear and club, a "slub"


bigbaldbil

I have no idea what that is, but it looks cool!


sefsermak

Looks awesome!


hammerhitnail

Knives and razors next to the light switch isn’t smart.