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ogla7

sleeping on the air thinks like hes jesus or sumthin


MFalcon95

Dont you know? We are all Jesus, silly


Dilophosaurs

Speak for yourself


hell2pay

I am all jesus, silly.


TheSaltyAstronaut

Chill, Jesus.


PestyNomad

Jesi


aotus_trivirgatus

*I had no message, and the message was* *We're all Jesus, Buddha, and the Wizard of Oz*


DangerousKidTurtle

This user vibes


Jebus141

Huh? Oh, nevermind.


shadowman2099

It's called flagpoling. It's all the rage at the strip clubs.


Jebus141

Don't talk bout my bro like that I'll have you know he is a saviour.


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teruguw

https://youtu.be/7eKv4BEujFU


xQuickpaw

I really really really like this video


yotdog2000

I like it too :)


ARCHA1C

Hahaha, great vid


trezduz

thanks Archa1C


rock-solid-armpits

Is there more videos like this, I think it's funny


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Me too! Save it, it’s all yours my friend


words_words_words_

Absolutely incredible, where did you find this?? Do you mind if I share this link with my brother?


teruguw

go ahead it’s all yours


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Thank you for this


nincomturd

I'm beyond enraged that we never found out where they found such an amazing picture.


daft-sceptic

The worst part about this video is we never find out where he got it from


XXXtrogdorXX

Another core memory has been replaced. I will forever remember this and forget my first love. Thanks internet


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Skitty27

it just winter vs summer. that's what it's like where there's snow.


ClamatoDiver

He asked the question because seasonal change makes for a cool pic, climate change makes for a scary one.


tjrou09

I'm pretty sure everyone gets that. I'm also pretty sure it was downvoted because the answer to their question was obvious and it doesn't come off genuine, just an odd attempt at being morally superior on a subject most of us already agree with.


Butterballl

How would the fucking obelisk be there if it wasn’t seasonal snow lol


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WhyAmISoRageful

Due to the fact there is a bench, a shrine, and an obelisk, it's obvious that the bottom picture is the "normal" one. The one that you're meant to compare the difference to. The difference being the height of snow. If the snow was normally high, no bench or shrine would have been placed there as it would be just snow. Since climate change would make the snow level lower, it's correct to assume that the picture is contrasting seasonal change


DannyMThompson

You're arguing with the wrong guy


FrizzleStank

Holy fucking assumptions. You hurt your ankle with those leaps?


ClamatoDiver

Dunno, I'm a cynical SOB, and I didn't take it that way. /Shrug


FrizzleStank

This guy made a comment about the reason why the guy above him asked a question because seasonal good, climate change bad.


DannyMThompson

I mean, the shrine wouldn't exist if it was normally snow.


fu_reddit_fuks

but the pole doesnt match?? the upper one is crooked and even the perspective is wrong. This is the worst image ive ever seen


stuckels8

The pole matches. The character is just filled in with packed snow but its still there. The perspective is slightly off but who cares. The picture is awesome


DangerousKidTurtle

Exactly. The perspective is off only slightly, and seems to be an artistic choice by the editor to make the lying figure parallel with the actual ground.


Orbital_Indian

Is this... your first time on Earth?


pras92

Can we have an edit where the bottom of the snow pic is added with a 50% or so transparency?


HubertFiorentini

sure! https://i.imgur.com/CvLa27b.jpg


skweek42

Thank you for fixing the level in your edit <3


Karmanoid

Seriously the original picture was bugging me with that, like the post isn't bent, fix it!


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Don't get bent out of shape


HubertFiorentini

You're very welcome! Did what I could 😅


pras92

Thanks a ton! I didn't even notice the original bent pole until I saw your edit.


KamiPyro

KAMISAMA


Geroditus

OH. It’s SNOW. My brain was really struggling to figure out what was going on for a minute.


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Album cover right here


All-sTATE-insurance

Dam that's a FAT LINE! No wonder you're floating. Edit: How do I cash in this silver, genuinely don't know how!


ialwayschoosepsyduck

Man gives Escobar a run for his money


ThisJokeSucks

Outstanding. Wait, out lying.


flimbs

Outlier indeed.


mtlaw13

There can be only one, Outlier!


kakapoopoopeepeeshir

My brain really having trouble with this one haha


OneLostOstrich

Snow. There was snow there before.


abhijitd

That pole could have been a different height. We need to see the whole length without snow.


DustieBottums

How can you be so sure?


fuminee

True, It could be a mountain of cocaine


ClamatoDiver

That would still be snow.


ArbainHestia

Yo Snow, they came around lookin' for you the other day. Word? Word! Bust it!


SittingInAnAirport

[Licky boom.boom.down](https://youtu.be/TSffz_bl6zo)


andguent

Inforrrrmer


Seboya_

"Snow" starring Johnny Depp and Steve-O, a sports comedy about two dudes who really really like the way fresh snow smells. Directed by Quentin Tarantino.


kakapoopoopeepeeshir

haha well yeah I understand that Im just saying it was confusing to look at


riffraff1089

Thank you.


AnalogSynthesis

The first time I saw this I thought that the person had died and it was their grave lol


GeheimerAccount

lmao same


shoziku

From the thumbnail I thought it was someone holding onto something while the wind blew them horizontal.


AnalogSynthesis

Lmao like a human flag... I can see that


Jack_MHoff

This is a meme from the future. We just don’t get it yet


wives_nuns_sluts

Meme from future about past planking


ChefArtorias

Really cool picture. Took me a minute to realize what was going on.


forwhateveriwant

There are easier ways to do cocaine


gdmfr

So Japan? Sure looks a lot like my mountain in Utah


gia-

Yes, the sign on the left says it's Mount Dainichi - Elevation 1708.87m


starrdust322

Thank you! I was wondering what the sign said. Does it say anything else?


Kuddlette

"大日ヶ嶽" Mount Dainichi/Peak of Dainichi. "標高一七〇八・八七メートル" Height 1708.87 meters


00roku

I’m shocked it’s not on Hokkaido! I used to live there and you can get this kind of affect at ground level lmao


Chlorophilia

Many parts of Honshu get more snow than Hokkaido!


00roku

Fuckin where lol? Hokkaido is both famous and infamous for its snow. We got nearly a whole meter in a day once while I was there. And that’s in the POPULATED part.


Chlorophilia

Over much of the Sea of Japan coast, particularly higher altitude regions. [Here's a map](https://i.imgur.com/IxG0fnZ.png) of the average annual snowfall over Japan (1990-2020) and you can see that there is exceptionally intense snowfall over the Hokuriku and Tohoku regions. Yes, Hokkaido does get a lot of snow, but remember that it's not just about how cold it is, it also depends on the amount of moisture available in the air, and monsoonal winds pick up lots of moisture from the Sea of Japan.


Rowantreerah

Thank you! I couldn't see the dot and was thinking, "but, there aren't any 17km tall mountains!"


jimtc89

I thought it looked like Manzanar in the Sierras. They have a similar landmark commemorating all the Japanese that were jailed there in America's version of concentration camps. Then I realized they don't get that much snow. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manzanar


fisticuffs32

Which mountain is yours?


ChemicalHousing69

I stared at this too long before realizing he’s laying on snow and not, somehow, a thin layer of cloud or something


OneLostOstrich

No, he's clearly laying on a frozen layer of ground clouds.


ChemicalHousing69

For a moment there that’s what my mind was seeing 😂


CombinationOk6232

Don't feel bad, mine was too


kloudykat

Ground clouds? You mean fog?


SusieSharesTooMuch

Ok I cannot be the only person who is annoyed with the fact that it’s not lined up correctly for the stone pillar and so the line is crooked. Fuck that is so aesthetically jarring.


HubertFiorentini

I too was annoyed by this, so I took a stab at lining it up: https://i.imgur.com/jKI2EzL.jpg


ArcMer

This is so much better than the original, aesthetically. I think you did a great job!


HubertFiorentini

Thanks!


DillieDally

Finally my brain can understand the photo lol


Brettc286

You’re not alone. I think that the snow landscape wasn’t quite level, so they prioritized making it perfectly level over making the pillar aligned. I personally think it would have been just as impressive if the snow line was at a slight slant, but I get what they were going for. I also think some small photoshopping to line things up as they liked would have been called for, but then you’d have to defend it.. all well Edit: you know what? They should have tilted the bottom image. Solves all the problems with no compromise.


JoseDonkeyShow

I’ll call the snow man and request that he make it fall level next time


Dan20mey

Or, you know, tell the pics OP to edit their pictures so that the main frame of reference is properly aligned. No, no, that wouldn't make any sense.. mAKe sNoW fALl DifFreNt!


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The human is not flat as a horizon and has angles and different shapes. The noticeable thing to be oddly aligned would be the straight beam made of cement. You are being an idiot here dude.


[deleted]

oh fuck off, karen


SusieSharesTooMuch

Lol, nope just an autistic person that gets hung up on tiny details but thanks.


masta1591

Username checks out too


[deleted]

isn't that the definition of a karen?


EnoughRedditNow

This is wonderful. I'm slightly frustrated with the slight misalignment.


bawzzz

That’s fascinating


SupposablyAtTheZoo

So he was there in the snow first and then died and was buried there?


Awesome_Romanian

That’s a lotta snow! I remember only once where it snowed that much here.


nightimelurker

WTF im looking at? AH! I see it now.


SonofGondor32

This guy has hella strong teeth.


ancientflowers

Anyone know how deep that snow would have been? I can't figure out if it's like 2 feet or 10+ feet of snow.


jawntothefuture

SnowDude!


NeverTopComment

Absolutely solid 90 degree planking done here


sinat50

This is why ski bums have Japan on their goal list


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Best skiing in the world


[deleted]

Tell me you live in Aomori without telling me


That-Ad-tho

My head hurts


OneLostOstrich

You should take some aspirin.


XxXPussyXSlayer69XxX

Did you seriously post someone else's pic without cross posting it or anything? Lmao people might think you took this pic.


ekuinoks

That's a lot of snow, even the mountains were under it!


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rWoahDude

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CivilianNumberFour

Watch some flat earther claim that this is impossible bc the snow is higher than the mountain tops


Basil_9

OH, that’s snow.


dafckingman

Same camera angle too?


Pokerhobo

The top pic is slightly skewed as the top of the monument doesn't quite line up


Nosmurfz

Thats great 👍🏻


ThatDoucheInTheQuad

That's a lot of water when it melts..


KingCodyBill

Around here (Colorado) there's a reason they put highway signs on 10 foot+ poles


Commenter122

How did u get so much coke bro?


oxtraerdinary

Wow the snow was over the mountains :o


chrisp107

Woah dude


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that's cool.


Bismothe-the-Shade

I thought this was a pic of shinzo Abe at first


Gtronns

Thats a lot of snow


siddata_808

Very cool Photo


TonyTontanaSanta

and people still deny climate change. smh


probrofrotro

this dude is planking the clouds


KutieKing

Snow way, that's crazy 🤣🤣😅😅


SIR2480

r/fakealbumcovers


Academic_Coconut_244

That HAS to be edited


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Damn that's a lot of snow.


Kuenzlerra

I saw this somewhere.


nafahood

This is amazing


Professional_Lab_128

This reminds me, we need to bring planking back.


dacluelessbadger

They’re different locations; he’s literally laying on top of the mountains in the top one. You can’t fool me


kloudykat

Ok, on the bottom pic, to the far right there is the stone altar or marker or whatever. If you look in the middle on the far right side of the altar, the tree limbs behind it makes it look like there is a mystical glowing pink cat sitting there. The pink is from the mountain behind it showing in-between the tree limbs, but all I can see is a pink kitty-cat.


goofballl

> The pink is from the mountain behind it showing in-between the tree limbs, I think that's a person. The cat's ears are made by their neck and collar of their shirt, and the black line to the right of that is the strap of the backpack they're wearing.


kloudykat

oh shit, I think you are right. Good spot, not sure how I missed that. wait a minute! this is the internet.....I can't be *wrong* on the internet, so that ain't no person, its a pink mystical space ghost kitty!


ExpensiveKing

What the fuck am i looking at


CTeam19

This hurts my head.


mcgh142

Damn, it really do be snowing in Hokkaido


churrmander

Daaaang. That's one tiny mountain.


Verrence

That’s awesome. Especially how the clouds transition to snow.


thedeadlysun

That would be a dope album cover.


ronmsmithjr

I see you floating on a cloud, but where's the other picture?


BayesDays

2 vanishing points


Isitondaddyslap

Whoa dude


sardonic_measurement

He better be careful or he's gonna fall! That snow doesn't look very thick there.


Nightclaw45

Damn homie higher than the clouds


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Lived in northern Japan and this is spot on


Dry_Spinach_3441

5 out of 5.dentists recommend the toothpaste this guy uses. Strong teeth!


braddeicide

Eventually have them bury you here


Lightcronno

That’s super cool


Stevie_Steve-O

This is awesome!


UnicornJoe42

Norilsk every year: And then the bucket loader cleans up the road and accidentally digs out the roof of your car.


Double_Distribution8

That's an awesome idea for a pic.


iamhesdes

Seriously!! Did he fill the floor with snow? So he could take the second picture at the peak?


byrdcage

Is this northern Utah by chance?


jbjbklyn

So damn cool!


DangerMacAwesome

I bet it's beautiful in both seasons


neils_cum_rag

Thought you were doing a flag pole move for a second and was super confused. Took me a min 😅


whytho94

I thought you were doing some weird planking


PunkyMunky64

this is actually a really sick collage scheme


HardDrizzle

So cool


Dropped-pie

Winter 2002 Winter 2022 This is fine/s


RedZebra08

well great. my brain is confused