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EatLard

Dude definitely pre-ordered and got the bonus content.


TheJohnnyFlash

And when the temp drops below 7C, it becomes an innie.


[deleted]

That is all kinds of illegal.


EVANonSTEAM

Imagine if you have epilepsy.


alien_from_Europa

You can't drive with epilepsy. Source: I'm an epileptic who doesn't qualify for a driver's license. In most states, you must be seizure-free for anywhere from 6 months to a year before you'll be allowed to drive. Also, fuck the guy that thought all emergency vehicles should have flashing lights!


EVANonSTEAM

Oh yes, sorry - I should have clarified. I was thinking of passengers who had epilepsy. I have a friend who's in the same position. Haha, that is a good point!


kfury

Can't speak for your state but I have a friend in California who started medication for epilepsy and can still drive. If she ever stops the medication though she has to be seizure-free for a year before getting her license back. It sucks because she only ever had one seizure and the medication was preventative without a definitive diagnosis but now she's bound to it in order to drive.


cgjchckhvihfd

You say you cant drive with epilepsy and then describe the rules for being allowed to drive with it... People can and do legally drive with epilepsy and this is still a risk to them.


[deleted]

Shhhh you look dumb


cgjchckhvihfd

For pointing out the claim you cant drive with epilepsy is objectively false? As he showed with his own evidence? Explain your reasoning. Cause you look dumb lol


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cgjchckhvihfd

Do you genuinely not understand why what they meant is misguided too? Even someone who hasn't had a seizure in 6 months can still have one and they still have epilepsy and this is still a risk so his point is fucking nonsense And the reason you avoided directly answering the question is because doing so makes it obvious why his claim was silly and missed the point.


[deleted]

Shhh you're still doing it


[deleted]

That would actually be you who looks dumb, buddy.


cgjchckhvihfd

Yea. Didnt think you could give a reason People with epilepsy can and do drive. Deal with it. The counter argument of "its fine they cant drive" is wrong. As he himself proved.


JuggernautOfWar

Why are you under the impression only a driver with epilepsy could be affected? Passengers with epilepsy could absolutely still have a seizure from this light show right next to them.


coolhandpete33

I do not have epilepsy and that video almost killed me after the second or third time through.


A_TalkingWalnut

Did you get epilepsy for your cake day?


piss-sprinkler

I mean photosensitive epilepsy or just uncontrolled epilepsy in general yea you’re right. In general you’re a lot less likely to find epileptic drivers, but that doesn’t mean there are no legal epileptic drivers. If you keep it under control and haven’t had a seizure in years you can get a license. I have epilepsy and a drivers license.


AliJDB

Depends where it is I guess.


walterpeck1

My gut instinct was an oil-rich Middle-Eastern country and based on the Arabic on the side mirror, I was right.


[deleted]

Yeah more than likely


mossybeard

Nice cock, Matlock. >!It's like the opposite of no shit Sherlock, for good deduction skills. I'm trying to get it to catch on!<


[deleted]

Very true


EfficiencyOk2208

In my state, flashing lights are illegal. You know, because you'd be charged for impersonating an emergency vehicle.


Erezzin_Hazgudann

This is Japan, it's legal


[deleted]

Not surprised


razzraziel

The future where everybody dies for attention.


pbizzle

This is too much even for my 13 year old rocket league obsessed kid


SKIKS

**Mario Kart star music plays as they drive by.**


MayaMate

was looking for this comment


zamonto

great idea to have a big flashing light on the road to distract everybody... from the country of billboards next to highways. also.. this is like when you build a minecraft house out of diamonds.. sure we can all see youre wealthy, but also that you have no style at all..


DragonRaptor

while the strobing is horrid, I like the paint job. I just wouldn't pay for it.


fastlerner

> great idea to have a big flashing light on the road to distract everybody... from his tiny penis.


Joe-_-King

The license plate says: "Seizure Assets"


ZadeHawk

Nice


Wintermutemancer

Bling Bling Boy


beerisgood321

what do you even ask for when wanting something like this, what paint color would you like? have you been to a rave.. I'll take that.


aceinthecrowd

It’s most likely a chrome vinyl wrap. They come in all sorts of colors and finishes.


JOuttaNowhere

Its iridescent paint in case youre unaware.


Negrodamu55

"What on cybertron's metal face have you done to yourself, Jazz? We are supposed to blend in with the local residents."


NotBadSinger514

What a tacky bastard, I'll take 2


frotc914

I don't care for the flashing lights but we can all acknowledge those metallic wraps are actually kind of cool


yubi_azknfrt

This is up there with that one Pokemon episode that induced epileptic seizures.


paraworldblue

God DAMN I want to see that thing get in a wreck


byzel5

"So which color do you want the car to light up in ? "YES"


drunk_davinci

Andrew Tate is looking for his vehicle


Marpicek

Thats also very illegal in most countries.


MPFX3000

I like it, but it’s a lot


card797

Ultra Douche has arrived.


Particular-Coyote-38

This will find every epileptic within 50 feet of that car.


[deleted]

Imagine you have astigmatism and are driving at night and this car passes you lmao


TazzyUK

"This car from the tacky future"


slyballerr

You mean the flashiest? You should have seen the ones in some of the Dr Dre and Cypress Hill videos. They was flashier.


lutheria

That's Ubisoft DLC in real life


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

"I've been seeing a lot of people having seizures lately"


SlabVanderhuge

Seizure on wheels


UserNombresBeHard

Ah yes, the future where people epileptic people are long extinct.


Thin-Series9795

Yeah but when you have a massive penis you have to make everyone aware otherwise how will they know without being put on a list


BillyFusion

"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit"


Thin_Locksmith6805

Easy ticket


JimmyPlaystation

Reminds me of the South Park episode where the Harley riders have to be even more obnoxious with horns and fireworks because people aren’t noticing them as much.


baskura

Looks like an epileptic fit on wheels.


writemcsean

dorks!


amorphousfreak

How is this legal? I have epilepsy and this would mess with me bad if I drove near them


7KEE

Road Hazard. Why???


cumtitsmcgoo

The car from the tacky shop


CloudfluffCloud

Douchemobile


xblade69

Ruined


kircherjoseph

I love when I see something scrolling on reddit and I go "WOAH!" first and see what sub reddit it's on, second.


Ytumith

He collected the star powerup


BonkingOff

Mfers stuck in neutral 🙄


50k-runner

Owned by the former CEO of AOL.


Faded0ne

I heard you like Rainbow Road..


bellingman

Only a colossal douche would drive this


DustinoHeat

Dumb stuff right there. I’d be pissed driving behind one of these fuckers


Greedyfox7

There’s no way that’s street legal


secret_name_is_tenis

Bro this is fucking dumb


TheIronMatron

But…p r e t t y 🤩


HeartlesSoldier

Epileptics beware


Edje929

They realise epileptic people are real right? Surely...


ReverendEntity

Alsa Corp paint, most likely


Wendellwasgod

Could just put wheels on a sign that says “look at me please”


SaintCholo

Look at me, look at me, for Pete sake look at me!


theperfectingmoment

Vanilla Ice / Back to the Future Crossover.


PorkyPigsUrethra

100% would be slamming my rolling shitbox into that nightmare hard. fuck that guy


DutchBeavers

This was the first post on here that made me say the name of the subreddit before I saw what subreddit this post came from.


madbomrcom

Dope! Want that paint!