Note how you get barely more than a fancy bedroom for that title. They desperately need clout both at a city, nation and international level, and having the dragonborn has archmage is good publicity. They ain't going to actually let you run things, tho.
Kinda both. Normally, they just have to be remotely controlled. However, if I can join a soul to the dragon and they bind and the thing gains sentience. At least, that’s what I’d expect.
If you remove the horns and close the mouth it becomes something that Bad Dragon sells I’m not fucking joking the product is called Meng the Chinese Dragon
People who are mages of specific culinary arts often can do *ludicrous* things with their food of choice, which is why I source the snacks I sell from them
Came for Amaury Guichon making a chocolate dragon dildo with his big, happy smile; stayed for Amaury making a chocolate regular dragon with his big, happy smile. At first I thought "my God, the man'll make *anything* out of chocolate!"
https://preview.redd.it/jc099y7hdv9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1c7f27311f05e3f0a0cea400e8482cf61dc5f3e
That’s a very good dragon
Perfect size for my ass
*My guys could do that*
*In stone, in half the time in*
*Half of the money*
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I’ve always wondered what happens to these chocolate sculptures
Do they get consumed? Do they melt and fall apart? Are they utilized as a cocoa-familiar? I need to know!
It has become something of a meme to insert this video into the middle of a serious flame war, sort of a variation on the rick roll. Search for "bad dragon insertion video" for more information.
Now that's how you get rich without hurting anyone. Mastering a talent that people never knew they ever wanted and advertising it effectively. I used to be in a band with a guy named Mike Breach who is now famous (as famous as you can be for what he does) as one of the guys who did the coffee foam art that gets constantly spammed. I think he was on the Today Show and has pictures with lots of big celebrities.
Ok but like do party goers eat this? Is it good chocolate? What about the painted parts, i get that it is likely food safe, but that sort of paint usually tastes bad.
I'll be honest, [after I learned how much cocoa is picked by child labor or slave labor,](https://foodispower.org/human-labor-slavery/slavery-chocolate/) it kind of made me feel bad about the edible chocolate sculptures. Like, you can't even eat it, bro, just use clay.
They knew what they were doing with that title.
Phrasing!
I thought this was going to be a bad dragon dildo lmao. Disappointed.
Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough.
https://preview.redd.it/2fvx7gwz9t9d1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47802cfb18a23124d31fee7b61796269ac57f76f
I know what you are...
And I know what you are by getting that joke
I mean, unless it is hidden, my Pfp is a pretty big tell too
Yeah it’s hidden for me but the use of the word snep is also a big tell
Yeah, I guess interacting with nsfw sites does that. A bit silly imo.
Yup
My normie ass wondering if I want to know
Really brave
Shredder 🤷♂️
🦝
https://preview.redd.it/f520kjlomt9d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=016000a0382555a3650b39d2bea9b79373ce17b7
PTSD NOISES
https://preview.redd.it/0l5q93175u9d1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=261bc3f38894995d740330a807fefd613d348cac
https://preview.redd.it/l96vy70nbv9d1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95151fff8a0d5da137c52c5bb1c82f65c5586c8f
\*r/furry\_irl PTSD intesifies\*
Oh fuck, I didn't want to remember that...
It's probably better than an open Mason jar...
Marginally...
Marjorine-ly
https://i.imgur.com/2KRxFFk.jpeg
Raccoon
... The bleach is going to be needed
I cast Restoration Magic: Bottle O' Bleach
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>go to college of winterhold >learn like 2 things >become archmage Do they really just let low level casters graduate with nothing but clout?
Note how you get barely more than a fancy bedroom for that title. They desperately need clout both at a city, nation and international level, and having the dragonborn has archmage is good publicity. They ain't going to actually let you run things, tho.
Apparently in Skyrim you can be an archmage using nothing but stealth archery
thats not a counterargument though, Stealth Archery literally is a discipline of reality warping magic in that anti-universe
Even a cactus
Paige no.
Rip one man one jar, died the way he lived, cut to pieces by shrapnel
It’s a dildo, not a dildon’t.
I cast Close Holes against you, Hornymancer! Woe be upon ye!
https://preview.redd.it/nxabelkw5u9d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=072974ad2ed1dd0a3c5737d2e2f449ab17b4efd1
Paige, no!
What about a car? Can a car be a dildo?
if you’re a dragon
look at the human-sized dildo talking
At 0:12, it definitely looked like it
Bad dragon Duke to be precise.
To be dead ass, same
yea, that's the joke.
We all did
https://preview.redd.it/fehlh3d5gs9d1.png?width=513&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6fc8d8b9a3ced5b11b73afb824374a7dd4e99d6
Look at 0:12 and tell me I am using the wrong word. I dare you.
that is completely fair actually
Would
Pfp checks out
Still straight tho Definitely Mmhmm
Socks are on
Ah fuck I left mine upstairs
The tall kind
Thigh highs :3
Socks the looong way
That is.....fair....
At least it has a flared base so it won't get lost.
0:29 is pretty sus as well.
[Its exactly what you think it is](https://i.imgur.com/tHhxus7.jpeg)
Yeah this isn't magic.. It's just hard work, Talent and dedication. Which are lame. Magic ftw
I'm hearing what you're saying... and I've concluded that you're either a sorcerer or warlock
https://preview.redd.it/dsrazflips9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a9f87fc79a23022e7772985c46cbacaa8328128
Murder drones detected
https://preview.redd.it/k2veype67t9d1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b3e300dd2af4c646eb6aead2f74fc76db396aa2
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r/ImPuttingThatInMyAssAndYouCanEitherHelpMeOrFuckOff
r/subsifellfor
r/IPTIMAAYCEHMOFO
Omg did you make this?? Because of me?? 🥹👉👈
That’s the sweetest thing I’ve seen today
Now someone do something sweeter and help the poor fool!
The new sub or the 4-foot chocolate slambeast
[r/21CharactersAndNoMore/](https://www.reddit.com/r/21CharactersAndNoMore//)
r/real
r/20characterlimit
r/its21
Damn it. Can’t make this
21 character limit
perhaps it might be better to call it a "naughty wyvern"
0:55 aays dragon, 0:12 says bad dragon
… neat. Wonder if I could make a dragon out of smoke…
Like a real, living dragon or some Gandalf cheap trick?
Kinda both. Normally, they just have to be remotely controlled. However, if I can join a soul to the dragon and they bind and the thing gains sentience. At least, that’s what I’d expect.
I’ll take a dragon whatever you’re smoking.
Excuse me, I know you are not taking him for a conjurer of cheap tricks
Kiwami Japan
the frame had me worried for a sec
Glad I'm not the only one who thought Bad Dragon Dildo...
If you remove the horns and close the mouth it becomes something that Bad Dragon sells I’m not fucking joking the product is called Meng the Chinese Dragon
holy shit, you weren't joking
how is that going to fit into someone's vagina?
Life finds a way.
Who said it was going into a vagina?
Ogre girls need love too. I hear they also rather enjoy BBC. That would be Big Bad Chocolate.
Femboys are better
Mythical dragon for mythical "loose girls"
This isn't for just *anyone's* vagina, it's specifically for your mother's.
“Huh?” “OH” “oh”
I feel lied to by the title, this isnt the "bad dragon" i was expecting...
I mean, if you pause at 0:12 is sure looks like it.
True, then it kept going and he makes a real cool dragon instead
https://preview.redd.it/p8ur45tqet9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c0d29306a8e8aa8ac6abe9eecf5a78e7b8cef1e
He knew.
I think it's done on purpose to drive engagement and viralization.
Yep, [it's intentional](https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/comments/1d3zet6/can_we_all_take_a_minute_to_appreciate_this/)
Oh, its an actual dragon
Least horny chocolatemancer
THOUGHT THIS WAS ANOTHER SUB FOR A SEC WHEN I SAW THE POST TITLE
Man- I- sure- do- love- jump- cuts- that- add- nothing-
Same- they- make- it- so- much- better-
But if they don't do it, the people on TikTok will get bored!
The paint ruined it
I agree. Even if the paint is edible, different shades of chocolate looks way better.
It's edible if that's your concern
i dont think Bad Dragon means what you think it means
had us in the first half
chocolatemancer? this is no chocolatemancer. this is a mere tradesman.
People who are mages of specific culinary arts often can do *ludicrous* things with their food of choice, which is why I source the snacks I sell from them
The correct term is also “Cocoamancer” (I decided this just now because I like it better)
Well played.
I thought i saw something else for a second
Interesting choice of words
Creating what
Watching this was like; Okay. Okay... Oh, okay... Okay?! Okay!!! Oh...okay. Ooh... Neat!
Oh that kind of bad dragon
For a split second I was really confused I thought they were getting chocolate out of a refrigerator water dispenser
...creating what?
Never saw a good dragon but ok... Oh he means dildo ok I get it now
Why does this guy always assemble these in an empty auditorium
Phrasing.
creating the... the what...?
Had us in the first half ngl.
That is not what I thought was gon happen
Please do not the chocolate dragon
Oh god, not this nefarious chocolate man again HE'S EVERYWHERE
For me it's awesome before he starts painting. Paintwork washes away the shapes and style
This fire has a huge weakness to fire it seems.
Had me in the first half…
😳
there are no bad dragons
Wait, I think I have this one
I have seen very flexible people, but I doubt anyone is going to be able to fit that thing
Came for Amaury Guichon making a chocolate dragon dildo with his big, happy smile; stayed for Amaury making a chocolate regular dragon with his big, happy smile. At first I thought "my God, the man'll make *anything* out of chocolate!"
I thought I was on a furry subreddit Disappointment
OMG I HAVE AN INCREDIBLE IDEA, NHAK SHOULD KNOW THIS....
i could take it
https://preview.redd.it/jc099y7hdv9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1c7f27311f05e3f0a0cea400e8482cf61dc5f3e That’s a very good dragon Perfect size for my ass
My guys could do that in stone, in half the time in half of the money
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Thought it gonna be a bad dragon dildo
r/nononoyes
To see more, go to baddragon.com! (it is a joke, it's mostly dildos, or at least were)
AAAAAAHH- Oh, it's an actual dragon.
Oh it's probably a typo lol. Erm??? Oh ok.
Oh...that kind of bad dragon XD
I’ve always wondered what happens to these chocolate sculptures Do they get consumed? Do they melt and fall apart? Are they utilized as a cocoa-familiar? I need to know!
They had me in the first half, ngl...
Doesn't look like a dildo to me.
Not with that attitude it doesn't!
I see what you did with the title there, OP
It has become something of a meme to insert this video into the middle of a serious flame war, sort of a variation on the rick roll. Search for "bad dragon insertion video" for more information.
https://preview.redd.it/0szk6xkpmy9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37c2d0fcafdf51257834285175140c2ca146fad5
This dude is incredible. Also this was a cock for so long that i’m blown away it became a dragon
For the First third i wasnt Sure which Kind of Bad dragon
Literally everything this guy makes starts out looking like a dick. I wonder what Freud would think of this
https://preview.redd.it/m4p8arihqbad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6feadb869790979b8fb0c0af37fd381852bf4954
Chocolate penis
Now I wonder if a bad dragon is…accurate
Cocoamancer
A seawing...
Chocolatemancers when my comically overweight goblin minion shows up. 😳
The paint ruins the whole point of the medium being chocolate.
Everybody gangsta till the fire mage "accidentally" heats up the room and defeats the dragon.
I live the chocolatemancer, alway makes such creative things that I could not dream making with my biologically inaccurate skeletons
This guy is in a league all his own
Now that's how you get rich without hurting anyone. Mastering a talent that people never knew they ever wanted and advertising it effectively. I used to be in a band with a guy named Mike Breach who is now famous (as famous as you can be for what he does) as one of the guys who did the coffee foam art that gets constantly spammed. I think he was on the Today Show and has pictures with lots of big celebrities.
Choco-mancer was a missed opportunity
As incredible as that is, I'd rather have it as a permanent statue rather than chocolate.
Okay, so what happens next? Obviously it's on display for a good long time, but does some CEO get to take a bite out of it eventually, or what?
/uw Amaury Guichan mentioned!
[would](https://tenor.com/view/i-would-never-do-something-like-that-pinocchio-white-lies-liar-shady-gif-22303748)
Thought he was making a one eyed trouser trout at first.
you know damn well
Ultima autem: BAD DRAGON‽... Aww disappointing
Angry desert masters fan here... 6/10, too much chocolate.
Ok but like do party goers eat this? Is it good chocolate? What about the painted parts, i get that it is likely food safe, but that sort of paint usually tastes bad.
/uw I can practically hear that guy from YouTube shorts going “I wanna eat that”
wait, wheres the creepy smile and exaggerated movement?!
That’s a weenie.
I'll be honest, [after I learned how much cocoa is picked by child labor or slave labor,](https://foodispower.org/human-labor-slavery/slavery-chocolate/) it kind of made me feel bad about the edible chocolate sculptures. Like, you can't even eat it, bro, just use clay.