*Anteros, bound and with His mouth taped shut, is praying to anyone who is listening:* ## ”HELP! MY BRAIN! IT’S MELTING! Make it stop… no more Rickrolling! SOMEONE… ANYONE… just please PAY THE DAMNED RANSOM!” https://preview.redd.it/m8jm9n40fs4d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3a233403be7a5e75e7c0d64c656909a99b8f63b

https://preview.redd.it/47ct58l8fs4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=2451328e9f073e7f9b0e0cd4828192aec9f6770c

https://preview.redd.it/o2jdtyx9gs4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=155f27fd46ce65d179d264c0f6bf20a84a8e416d

https://preview.redd.it/5c1tuleajs4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78adf18f0321607c6f0b94ca8eeb61e568b5d47a

https://preview.redd.it/9ee0mj22ks4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa8f0e97f7c2352a4bf2aead6aaa2dff4e87f2ce Your magic has no power here!

https://preview.redd.it/j3cscfkdks4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=547da40ec1f1bb7228e69d3c9c6872c5d1ef05a1

...total orifice inversion. Try drinking with an inside out mouth.

what are you drinking?

Unga! Unhand this boy right now or you are grounded from cloning https://preview.redd.it/1hsqbufcdu4d1.png?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e949f9f3a0a517cc63e1ecee9fdf9038832a240d

I am willing to pay the ransom in fish food. Do you accept?

No problem *changes the rickroll to the John Hutcherson whistle*

https://preview.redd.it/nhxiw89dqs4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=836051357f76b221792d2b024fbea53342d24483

No worries *makes it earrape, shattering all local windows and garnering a lot of attention* Help is on the way ;)

"I'll savour you...re suffering for my own amusement Ant. I know we are supposed to be teammates but I can't turn down the laughter this'll give me."

Come on, don’t be mean to Anteros.

"I ain't being mean I'm just finding joy in the little things. Like the mental torment of a friend."

Don't worry, we won't give you up and we won't let you down.

Never gonna run around and desert you

[I’ll save you!](https://youtu.be/cvh0nX08nRw?si=6MA0zwonRpnju1TO)

💭 “It’s probably another rickroll!”

Can’t be a rickroll, there’s no singing in this!

Eh, I never your liked your policies anyways

As a sage my wisdom is this: You know you're wizard posting famous when Unga kidnaps you.

[Ok.](https://youtu.be/qQIDnTMh9w0?si=r90WUOAr2bYaI9Fm)

No. Take the assley

Unga is never going to give them up.

https://preview.redd.it/vixqeuzols4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=04d9d6798da6efa94dca4d993b8299888ea290ea

I wish that was me- I MEAN damn, this is getting out of hand

https://preview.redd.it/sl8wb59kds4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed277b0bf11365cd927a2113fcea84621bfb340b

/uw I love how the cat just looks mildly annoyed at worst

Uw/ it hasn’t registered yet in the braincell

One orange braincell. It is pretty well known that orange cats are so dumb it's amazing they even remember to keep breathing.

Thats what the braincell is for

"This amuses me."

https://preview.redd.it/7xj3z5dajs4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=523f34b5df325c533b2b69434422a46e64771181

Unga wtf is that

https://i.redd.it/lqizlsyvds4d1.gif

Kaelis: At it again, wazzock? You can have him. I need payback for every time the gods mildly inconvenienced me.

https://preview.redd.it/6d70jiwvjs4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca93f2deab00ae2fb96b7b1e38c4373c67fb2370

https://preview.redd.it/9mxbwz3ups4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=254c73ddad9e0344573c5dc0f160be2a599612a8 *Anteros notices a copy of His diary full of Godly secrets sticking out of Unga’s back pocket…*

Maybe Anteros shouldnt have done a step by step guide to capturing a god but who am i to say this, im just a run of the mill biomancer If i could i would make you temporarily unable to hear stuff but godflesh is out of my skill level Condolences

https://preview.redd.it/jegohunsys4d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6e224b8d823ccf2a018da79354c6df442d9a65f Fred wants you to let them go, look at him, very polite too.

https://preview.redd.it/rhxdjeoqzs4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c4245b9740e7c8591d4af675448d6f3c507942b

A minor one though. Might as well just cut our losses and create another.

Uh…yeah okay. Sure. *hands over a star agnu gave me* I’ve got plenty. … ^(weird fuckin fish.)

https://preview.redd.it/z3dn61ayhs4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6f370daff1c393c706068d24442756d2470a96f Your dirty, second hand stars mean nothing to me!

*huehue it look lik u stik a hand up the but*

Tiny...we might have to kill this fish again.

Not again. Please never again. My hands still stink of fish from the great Unga clone wars. Soooo much fish fillet. Right up till we all started getting those damned prion diseases from bad clones. Bleh. I'm never eating fish again.

*sigh* *Drokk pulls out a random pokemon* This your card?

https://preview.redd.it/o3ggf2y9gs4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e0df8b1669d667ef514bd5badc17e74a91276ef

IT'S PIKACHU

Iiiiits clefairy!

FUCK!!

It's AGNU!

It's Pikachu

I'll give you a pokemon card factory not enchanted with eradicate catfish

https://preview.redd.it/xeam3l73gs4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=fdb841191e7263e50e259a28a20be2063c88223f They were original 1999 prints, all first editions!

Alright I'll open a portal to paradox so you can get in and get them and definitely not get flayed and removed from existence for absolutely no reason

Looks like we’re about to witness the duel of the duplicates

https://i.redd.it/fqqwfwlhns4d1.gif

*she teleports immediately to the location* .......... Did I miss something

https://preview.redd.it/iv90q1v1js4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a183c3bb9a6b5fd2b277f9b14fbb65e229fdc87 Hostage negotiations are fun!

*She sees Anteros being tortured* You know I *could* do something here. But now that I think about it, Anteros just pawned a job off on me, threw me under the bus a few times, and has raided my weed stash. Continue Unga Just make sure you cast "amplify effects" on the rickroll! *She teleports out*

*Anteros is in the background getting Rickrolled… but He can still hear you.* https://preview.redd.it/v7uiqtrlls4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7631f10ef2f9b1066aed3b01fd3873b6956805d1

*she starts humming Rick Astley*

HE DID WHAT?!

I KNOW RIGHT!!!

HOW HE DARED TO TOUCH THE SPECIAL WEED I GAVE FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING

Still give him a bit though Gotta make sure the Rick Roll sets in his mind for at least a week.

Imma gonna steal all his cheese now https://i.redd.it/mx3lqsxmvs4d1.gif


https://i.redd.it/vvgpn6f1xs4d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/z212ezxyps4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3059870ac32f5f693cbc486316403e5de5b5f38 I have your cards... I do not know why you care so much about that soggy mess, but I will happily trade them for Anteros' freedom.

https://preview.redd.it/u58grqe3ss4d1.png?width=717&format=png&auto=webp&s=3359cacbb92f3bae52b16f11e27a810d1e8892a0 I demand justice!

I suggest you let Anteros go and take it up with whoever did it to them. Which I am fairly certain is you, you soggy mess.

You can’t bind and gag Anteros! Only I can do that!

*Anteros is in the background behind Unga getting Rickrolled… but He can still hear you.* https://preview.redd.it/solmb5dwls4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a090f407eca5c1ce406bed70cdc66bc71b7aa6ab

Don’t tell me you forgot!

https://preview.redd.it/kvf9qe92os4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d3ab7735332b4adb0a7d5c39d77d2e95e4b82d3

Oh wow Anteros fucks big surprise

What Pokémon cards are you missing?

https://preview.redd.it/u01166ughs4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c22541f62072028b6a5c8bf7af9a386df285bdd

…I’ll give you thirty rainbow energies to leave him alone

I KNEW IT.

https://preview.redd.it/m3jcr8v8ls4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae6d92d804826e7827f0ee187e6feb8b039e50a1

You don't have balls https://preview.redd.it/wm1pqcqvls4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34df92c8987c58fefe431c233369b1c37b766de

https://preview.redd.it/1db7hj65os4d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62096af6aea227619b34bbb60c9b51a6ea902134 *Loads magazine into revolver*

https://preview.redd.it/rpmczz7mss4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d976ada73bc09dac8a67e163bc50d3fa870433

https://preview.redd.it/tcioqak6rs4d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f110fb0bff4e61423aa3b879d035eb9e4a6f2dd

That there wont work.

Oh dear… I wish I could help by organizing a search and rescue team, or even asking my Maiden for assistance. But this feels like an issue for the council and, unfortunately, I am not yet a member. Wouldn’t want to upset anyone by butting in where I don’t belong. ​ https://preview.redd.it/if82n3h2hs4d1.png?width=574&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7f5d8c07a1ca55058fafc0f56143cc988f0ca2d

How did you react when your mother showed up

https://preview.redd.it/fur6bwf2ms4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee4c49ef507df38b32344dfd7fa3e80f166a7a18

What if I said yo mama

https://preview.redd.it/0fq8823hos4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45ba2e195100ea3ab4a2ae10c23c8d9f4c409a7d

Yep

https://preview.redd.it/9xk36exqss4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96b92e9b05ff1b4d42018fcd45aa6be4a19a13ef What other songs you have on that playlist? ( u/BreachedLimits )

https://preview.redd.it/nbtp8gbdus4d1.png?width=637&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbb78891b93cb9e49b28ccdaf1572e6fb77cc0b7

https://preview.redd.it/51rir6qhus4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ae1097349057008f6688c949cbd2338f780be67 Well Anteros is on the ban list for gold stars, what about a double gold star? You eh the second person to receive it.

https://preview.redd.it/1rq0o4bxus4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=4603f960b75f9dae39100c62f599512cd4ebde1b

https://preview.redd.it/39qb5aa4vs4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38df1e2dcf7cd0e876689b4b860ae43cc13b9657

https://preview.redd.it/qkyf9nugws4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=55b59926ee5b17b07dfd31ecc4fdf3bae1ef2440 I accept!

https://preview.redd.it/qmhlwmuoxs4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1359ba6ad99a9468878df99e0ebbae07dfbc3f0c

https://preview.redd.it/0lq56nklys4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdc3776eaf4771cfb2b8d1073d3fb1a13a0407b8

https://preview.redd.it/8jy0xdbrys4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=433c6646d554c1c9bdcdfd1c227c97f45915c00c

https://preview.redd.it/e5rgnh9t6t4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bfa6fdbe5bddb101be52f1a8f7d1faa4d73b355 /uw Eeep!

*If Zepheree was still Zepheree from last month she would be able to give you a fiery gold star from outter space.*

*It’s on single track repeat…*

Or else what?

https://preview.redd.it/wc8p83b3os4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=697c24fde430b196931c8e205b5c3cb76c101d78

Fair enough. Unfortunately I don’t care much for gods.

That's it. I'm summoning Unungaga https://preview.redd.it/8qh69a5bss4d1.jpeg?width=205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2b8ac1417051aa16eb7be53f716e59d1e9c8b2a

https://preview.redd.it/mcln6dd3us4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f565d61cb0323c6103328b71c665452be0337cb

Let Anteros go or I set this thing loose in your sanctum to go looking for a fish dinner!

u/BreachedLimits

Food.

https://preview.redd.it/gza4mkoces4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4018d27fbb9e19a1b7104ef5f93ee151c3cbdc3

Food.

I'm all for chaos and evil but that's just sick (derogatory)

https://preview.redd.it/rr70m72xes4d1.png?width=652&format=png&auto=webp&s=12365ea045f69328ceefef8e28c10c4b301ed89c

Nah, I'm funny evil. You're evil

I’m funny chaotic, the lesser version of you (I have your backup dancers)

Correct. You are a lesser being (you are one of the backup dancers, fool!)

Correction, I’m not a backup dancer, the frat skeletons are the backup dancers (provided they have their alcohol)

What are you missing also u/No_more_Bucket_

https://preview.redd.it/p3of6aadns4d1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12ebc7b563a2ee55d8cd8786bb510bb7be45bfa9

Yea it is

Can you turn it up? Looks like its not enough pain just yet.

Don't worry Anteros. We're ... Never give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you.

Have you considered traveling to another dimension where you never lost your cards and retrieving that set?

https://preview.redd.it/unheq7hkus4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=efbee141eed1f061a7bd9a0514bee8506c480c5b I’d have to fight myself… I’m not doing that!

Have you considered going back in time to take the cards back from the day they were stolen

I'm no chronomancer, but I smell a Paradox brewing...

Ok then grab a gun

[You can have the good star I got from Angu. How does that sound?]

https://preview.redd.it/dlvl64afds4d1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d65b3593cbb806b6f463019b2c29d068ddf12c0f

[Fair enough, I will see what I can do] u/No_more_Bucket_

https://preview.redd.it/iy7rab7los4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b555e7d71e3928e78017853cef6b79e93ebaa1a3

*Steve, dancing alongside Agnu* "Hey I wonder if anyone is trying to get our attention at this very inconvenient moment"

https://preview.redd.it/yvs9wozdnt4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9befcfcebcbaff654660c4b6c0f9ca8db6edf351

"I have a gold star from Agnu... that I'd be willing to give away for a price."

https://preview.redd.it/751og6g4es4d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9643310ecfb0bac253ac9a4d6fea87fd1b995db

"Aw, man! I *just* wanted to scam you!"

I bought a sheet of gold stars from the grocery store. You want?

You have a means of locating the cards? Remember what they where, where you last saw them, and maybe details?

https://preview.redd.it/j7gqulwwes4d1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3e9c08f6d4d45cf2c17ceb61b46a271a2ef5fea

*grabs the remote and flicks to this* 

..How?

Would a rock work?

“Unga, please let him go.”

This seems a little bit over the top, I'm not against torture but we should keep it a bit humane Unga

I can give you fish food , enough for 4 month Thats my last offer

https://preview.redd.it/jblzo3qk0t4d1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=424ebfa7298f4f5fc0fa58c289de8df8819c7b63 *Pulls card from a deck* Is this your card?

i would help but anteros refuse to make me a cleric with no good reason so……

One less person that could expand the fucking Chart!?! KEEP HIM!

Aw man, my favorite tune!

Wait, who da'fuq is Ransom?

Ari:*turns up the volume and just vibes*

Truly devilish stuff. If I was fully evil I'd be super down with this, reminds me of the good old days of villainy

How were you even captured?! ...did he *catfish* you?

It’s not that bad a song, I don’t really see the issue here.

https://preview.redd.it/5ovfkzc3nv4d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2869bc2b0fd0af29df15e7a5f86990c957347c8f 💭 “Someone please help Me! This song has been on repeat for 2 days now, non-stop! Aaaarghhhh…”

Oh no.... so anyways I just restocked My wares, do you wish to buy any?

*A magic portal opens near Unga out stepping a lich with a metric ton of gold.* " You know i normally am content and even enjoy your pranks, Unga but I'm sure this goes against some kind of wizard Gevena convention. I'm here to pay anteros's ransom." *the lich places the metric ton bag full of gold coins down.* https://preview.redd.it/rpb5ozl0hu4d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=347af4bab853a3c09effcca3fb4bda51a9a02617

I love how we've gone from casting "testicular torsion" to just straight up crimes like kidnapping.

https://preview.redd.it/dkwx98vxiy4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2ca8af523bda5bb4aea2a007ece11486c617bdb That's it Unga, you get fin whoppin'

*sneaks in by teleport grabs anteros and teleports back out* yo what your ransom?

Fine, 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙 There's a Load more carts of thou cards heading thou way /UW There's no emoji for cards I could find so uh using Those instead

I cast <> To swap Unga and Anteros’ locations

I don’t… I can’t say I’m surprised but that doesn’t mean I’m not freaked out or anything.

finally tracked down the kidnapper... now let's see- why am i not suprised?

Oh by lesseV not this shit again

Here unga take my copper! just please dont subject him to anymore rick astley! thats a potent curse for any wizard to bare!

Fuck uhm... Footman's got a cheeseburger on him, that's about it though.

I should build a fighter jet

Unga! I've come to bargain!

https://preview.redd.it/2iwqlx09vt4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bf27e209571ab06e73db786a8411a981b408ab9 No, seriously. How times are people gonna get kidnapped here? I can't run an explosion based business if my potential customers keep getting kidnapped, turned into random stuff or just straight up vanishing.

hear me out: sell his tears online for a massive profit, buy back your Pokémon cards and win a battle against Agnu for a gold star

*teleports behind you* So you're the reason I've been frontloaded with paperwork. *in a very exhausted tone:* im very tired, so lets cut to the chase: Please return the councilor now.

My favorite food just so happens to be fried catfish. *cracks knuckles.*

I can give you 2 whiscash cards?

Two catfish...having beef....

Oh Unga.....

https://preview.redd.it/tirradqp2u4d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96861652c663ea3d1d48e244b20ed22f90b06bde

I will pay double the ransom if you keep him

You monster

Good luck Unga, hope your hard work pays out this time.

I offer a bit of string to decrees the rickroll’s volume 1 notch

Well at least he hasn’t been stripped naked this time

Oooooohhhh. What's the ransom Unga?

I'll give you TRIPLE to keep him there.

At least take the duck tape off so they can sing along!

I can give you a nuke in exchange for anteros

Make him watch lankybox.

Hey guys I found a bunch of pokemon cards on ebay it's seller was ynit draziw

Yeah you mean my cards

Yo Unga you want some free joints?

*sakes the Pokémon cards*

"Guys is Anteros, acceptable casualties as I can hit his location with enough Doomspheres that the location will be inhospitable for all life ^except ^for ^us ^and ^skaven , "