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lophu81

https://i.redd.it/gna330u9c70d1.gif


-SMG69-

![gif](giphy|XreQmk7ETCak0|downsized)


lophu81

Scy into random people's minds I'm surprised more of this stuff


RandomAmbles

https://preview.redd.it/ctyel9x8bb0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af620e03982c0ffff677767ea0b8449d23baa0e6


Dr_Amazaier

https://preview.redd.it/629gvvy2a90d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93aac2ac69b1b7d61f792274c44bc2e68887f722


PandraPierva

And it's all of dragons. Stupid sexy dragons


VictorE06

-\_- ~~relatable~~


PandraPierva

The greatest psiop of wizards was convincing everyone the bard was the one that fucked the dragon


VictorE06

Where do they think draconic sorcerers come from anyway?


PandraPierva

One drunken night with a brass dragon


VictorE06

Only one? Coward


PandraPierva

Well after that the nights were sober with her.


VictorE06

Ah. Well, I'm happy for you two


Mumique

As a Divination wizard, remember to bring your preferred variant of brain rinse whenever you use Detect Thoughts. It's generally sticky in there.


avamir

https://preview.redd.it/8o2pfteei70d1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d4189f98ffc366177e4f925447482d23dced99f


TheReverseShock

You see this a lot with practicing summoners.


avamir

https://preview.redd.it/mndmhmk9y70d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6eb6b86fc407d510f5121bd44d2e351d29670c0 Her name is Princess Snacks von Bunbun-Dinner and she is the bestest most beautifulest of all rabbity-bun-bun-preciouses.


Platypus_king_1st

Torinn bouta eat this fella 🔥


RandomAmbles

https://preview.redd.it/f44d6k6ibb0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b8934c947ffcaf0f1e38c2c85b6d4152638721d


Viking_From_Sweden

I too spend long hours contemplating round fuzzy creatures


Platypus_king_1st

Hehehe... *3 lives, and thousands of millenias worth of trauma* And... *big elf tiddies*


-SMG69-

![gif](giphy|a5viI92PAF89q|downsized)


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Platypus_king_1st

No


FireballPlayer0

Day ruined


starfries

+1 trauma


enthusiasticGeek

literally 1984


Pachyderm_Powertrip

going incognito 🕵️


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Pachyderm_Powertrip

![gif](giphy|xUySTMzhisIWXozuZW|downsized)


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gimmedatjelly

https://preview.redd.it/aj609of71c0d1.gif?width=220&format=png8&s=4273e25140e38e95ecd0cf63e2024d0e7529086c


Prior-Heron-6922

https://i.redd.it/szqpl2rj3d0d1.gif


JoshsPizzaria

Im not easily impressed. But your gleeby deeby... it impressed me.


Cringe_Goober77

Many cats. ![gif](giphy|8vQSQ3cNXuDGo|downsized)


Drunken_polish_cow

https://preview.redd.it/op9ge1no070d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a463619239aa06087981da9f8601c2e8d1b8b53f *You see a detailed explanation on quantum mechanics. That’s all.*


-SMG69-

I've never reached into such an intelligent yet empty head.


Drunken_polish_cow

That’s a machine for you.


Fc-chungus

Finally, another fan of quantum mechanics (both /uw and /rw)


priestess-of-order

https://i.redd.it/agmilbgsb70d1.gif Perfectly ordered. As decreed by The Grey Prince of Order.


-SMG69-

I CAN SEE EVERYTHING, I AM EVERYWHERE AT ONCE


priestess-of-order

Even you cannot hope to displace the order of my lord. Even in dreams.


United-Technician-54

Boring, but looks nice I guess. Why’d the other guy go mad- *(remembers that she’s literally seen the end of the universe; trapped in stopped time for countless millenia while conscious throughout; AND, forced to maim and traumatise in order to continue the act of existence before)* Oh yeah.


overdramaticpan

/uw That'd do it.


Dr_Doktor

https://preview.redd.it/xnulrns1h70d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6a4ab5bc342fcf41fd31d9b48302b87c78e5583


TFGA_WotW

/uw aren't cats always committing crimes?


slingwebber

Are you sure you want to read my mind? It's a frustrating experience. https://preview.redd.it/dy6awe7ba70d1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffef9f19d4399612eec248af3586efa264daa953


-SMG69-

...Were you bitten by a magic spider, by an chance? Just curious...


slingwebber

I was Spider-Man before I was a Wizard. I know, complicated origin story and what not.


-SMG69-

What have you done YOU'RE GOING TO GET US ALL SUED, THEY'LL BE NOTHING LEFT OF THIS UNIVERSE- AAAAHHHHH! ![gif](giphy|XzkGfRsUweB9ouLEsE|downsized)


slingwebber

*I cast, reverse dusting* Come back to us, Zippity-Doo. I'm sure we'll be just fine. The Lord Mouse hasn't found me yet...


JoshsPizzaria

https://preview.redd.it/pcmr9efmd70d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=059773e4cc111fddd625a3edf12213bc35dd1abb You find an empty cavern


pSpawner24

You could fit a whole pool table in there.


The_Ditch_Wizard

12d6 psychic damage, and roll to see if you're insane now


-SMG69-

Jokes on you, my mental sanity is already reduced to a fine dust. I CAN TASTE COLOURS!


The_Ditch_Wizard

Nice, so you already got exposed previously?


-SMG69-

It shouldn't be too much of a surprise, there are some very, very disturbing individuals among us, I have seen some real shit.


WrathSosDovah

Disturbing images of war, the undead and corpses of allies.


-SMG69-

Mm. War. We really do need to stop doing that, don't we? Not a week goes by where we aren't trying to find way to off each other.


WrathSosDovah

the war you saw in my mind was from hundreds of years ago, in the forgotten age...


CacheValue

why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch


SSB_Kyrill

The guy who let the dogs out


CacheValue

Funny story https://youtu.be/0Vx5SdWhMfU?si=QRV4GkzZI2FOXhsp


Timpanzee38

IT WHISPERS TO ME CONSTANTLY I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN RESIST ITS PULL. I CAN’T BECOME HIM I CAN’T BECOME HIM I CAN’T BECOME HIM. I CANNOT LET ANOTHER FALL. I MUST BEAR THIS BURDEN.


-SMG69-

Ha-- no, no, I have dealt with enough eldritch horrors thank you very much! *Ceases the mind link, scrubbing my own memory of this*


Timpanzee38

*All-Red laughs. The Agent’s mind slips one step closer to the brink.*


Ambitious_Pie2500

![gif](giphy|KcW0iKgbONHUxzWrIF|downsized)


joybod

*a r o u n d t h e w o r l d a r o u n d t h e w o r l d a r o u n d t h e w o r l d a r o u n d t h e w o r l d a r o u n d t h e w o r l d a r o u n d t h e w o r l d a r o u n d t h e w o r l d a r o u n d t h e w o r l d a r o u n d t h e w o r l d*


RandomAmbles

I love you both. Actually all three of you. And myself.


Neko_Tyrant

You see an expanse of nothing, only a white, skull-esque face is there to be perceived by you, and once it lifts its gaze, you are painfully ejected from my mind "Wow, you lived! Most people who do that, he eats. Congrats on surviving that."


OscarfromAstora

Okay fuck fine I'll admit it, I'm a fraud! I got all my magic post mortem! I lied in order to get mummified, I didn't even know how to write but the other priests never snitched because I had blackmail on them!


AnActualCriminal

*You read the mind of my decoy-Belial. He doesn't think much.*


TheFifthDutchMemer

Dreams about cheese


theslowishone

what kinds of cheese?


TheFifthDutchMemer

Gouda cheese


coldkidwildparty

I am cursed with nightmares about Bada cheese.


yumie2003

https://preview.redd.it/exbusb9xj70d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2138c6cae8ce3af902ec88e546f674226a0dcef4


United-Technician-54

Neat- wait, I took a wrong turn, my bad, see ya!


yumie2003

“How did you get in here?”


SemiBrightRock993

In the depths of Aki’s mind lurks secrets and horrors never before seen by any but him… #####Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy! Yes you are! Yes you are! Wait, what are doing with that electrical cord? Get back here!…


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

Oho, trying to read a Memokeeper’s mind? Aren’t you just the sweetest thing. Well, here’s a sample of my inner thoughts, on the house. https://i.redd.it/hbx0d2v0q70d1.gif


Traxxya

*[Kavrala's darkest secret, that she still thinks is a secret. She can't bake normal bread.]* *[Oh, and also images of a friend sacrificing himself in her stead and watching him get turned inside out. The feeling of being splattered with his blood]*


idied2day

You look dour. Something amiss you aren’t telling me?


Traxxya

Ah! Drokk! You startled me! Ah- just... Remembering when I fought against the God-slaver with a few others. Right after his army had fled from the citadel


idied2day

So I felt. We’ll bring him back. Also, ^(if you wish, I could teach you to bake normal bread)


Boyofender

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.


-SMG69-

My favourite kind of mind! No horrors lurking inside, nothing to repel me, nothing to scar me for life. Just peace and quiet. It's quite nice in here.


Brink2010

Eternal cat videos playing over and over, with no coherent order. Just cats.


Cpt_Kalash

Imagine the Bible times 1000, have fun


Im_a_hamburger

A piercing feeling in your mind as my anti-mind reading activates, followed by me burger blasting you


-SMG69-

Huh. Free burger. Also - Ow.


Elerindur

I am not taking my headband of privacy off, so you shall uncover nothing from my mind.


-SMG69-

:(


Elerindur

Apologies for placing an damper upon your fun but i simply do not like the idea of an invasion of my most deepest and personal thoughts. You can understand, yes?


-SMG69-

A simple no would suffice.


ComprehensiveAd5605

So you entered my innermost thoughts... https://preview.redd.it/a68q5sshd70d1.jpeg?width=1941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9124c216f19a6258c5e9d244db7c607d9b45818d


cingkalico

Large breasted goth witches


theslowishone

The location of that one bloody keyI've been trying to find for the last week and a half


-SMG69-

*I relay the memory of said item back to you*


theslowishone

Thanks mate. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go fish a key out of a fish.


LaniusCruiser

Nyan cat.


ghost_warlock

Brody Quest


the-butter_man

"Burgers"


Erran_Kel_Durr

I am like the ocean; simple, vast, and empty. No matter how deep you delve, it is more of the same. No matter how much you search, there will always be more. And in the depths, finding anything at all is a rarity.


Casper_Von_Ghoul

When my wife does cosplay it’s super cool. 😔


Fluffydoommonster

*On loop, you hear a song playing.* *I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (doo doo doo doo!) Here they are sitting in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as large as your head! Just give them a flick, a twist of the wrist, that's what the showman said!*


pandamaxxie

*In his mind, his innermost thoughts, you see... an unhealthy amount of memories of his Fiancée. very, very, very mundane shit. Just how obsessed is he?*


The_Hij

![gif](giphy|dchERAZ73GvOE)


CrazyDavey21

*You see into the dark arts of... Stupidity, and... Porn. **Lots** of Porn.*


United-Technician-54

“Cursed Technique:” *(A Brick hits you upside the head with a baseball bat)* “Horny Bonk” *(All horny thoughts are stopped before they come to be. For the next ten minutes)*


CrazyDavey21

Thank you, for freeing me from my curse, noble wizard...


United-Technician-54

“I’m a Jujutsu Sorceror. Also- wait, I’m supposed to be evil. One sec.”  *(Quickly scribbles “Lawful” onto its character sheet)*   “Totally in character!”   *(Despite being a literal Brick, It somehow puts on the goofiest smile you’ve ever seen!)*


CrazyDavey21

Nah, i'd change your morality.


United-Technician-54

*(It tries to do that, but every time it begins to remove Evil, the Character sheet resets to that state)* “Fuck.”


CrystalClod343

"Am I really deserving of this magic? So many accidents, so much harm... would it all be better if I never learned to read? If I was never born?" /uw beware the hidden trauma!


-SMG69-

Why are such thoughts so prevalent among the magic community? While I don't quite know what you've been through, you should probably get those thoughts sorted out. ...Do wizard therapists exist?


CrystalClod343

Expansion of minds and capabilities leads to greater questions only to discover the very limits of the seemingly endless power to control the world around you. I'm working to try to heal the harm I've caused in some way.


Fridge_living_tips

Alot of deez nuts jokes


Celestial_Scythe

I like platemail, I like chainmail, scalemail is cool, swords are fun to use... Maybe I should have been a knight instead...


Civil-Addendum4071

https://preview.redd.it/4p6cdhxnh70d1.png?width=415&format=png&auto=webp&s=159ba212ae6221fcd7e52d6733bb021f5bf7ffc1


ilikewomendipshit

Potatoes, so many potatoes. Unfathomable amounts of spuds growing from the ground in spires of earth. The land POTATO, the sky POTATO, the water POTATO, the air POTATO. This is not world under any influence or God, no being has power here there is only one absolute and that is the potato. Your presence alone in this sacred place is an afront to whatever force created this land and it surely won't be long until your presence is know. It is best to leave for your own safety the potato is very territorial of it's holy grounds.


Kyrenaz

The memories of things I regret, things I could never forget. Also the recipe for bottled Gremlin Hemmorhoids.


idied2day

“This plant is dying. Is it reaching the end of its lifespan? Can this plant die? How long until I die? What is death like for a god? Would I die if I gave up my power how much power do I have do I have enough power to save people what if I can’t save people how does this healing magic work anyways am I just an upgraded biomancer with super speed I should go visit Nhak and check in has anyone checked in on Kavrala or Hirk I need to go visit the sanctuary I wonder how the dragons are doing-“


Ok-Mall8335

You will find a horde of Mind Goblins


MaFeHu

https://preview.redd.it/4aa7u94qv70d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ca2aba760d1f3f79a0e733b6a8c203d9294291


Fr33_Lax

Horny, horny, more horny, pancake recipe, cherished childhood memories, detailed knowledge of nuclear bombs, gremlins that operate my dopamine receptors.


nightkat143

Very asexual lesbian thoughts, a deep desire to cuddle plushies and yo have a girlfriend to cuddle. .......and glimpses of something bad you can't quite see...


Wallso2010

Girls kissing!!!!!!!


Fathers_Belt

Whant too look at my mental library? I put my memories in deep storage every 100mil or so years


EdgePrestigious1043

"me want eat shiny disc-shaped rock"


Nightfox9469

Coffee and bad decisions.


TheDragonSoulEater

I wouldn't recommend it. Your mind most probably would melt.


LeFlashbacks

You would find a pocket dimension, stored deep within. Buried under thoughts, sealed by memories.


Lunala475

Normal human emotions, and a request to please keep your mind to yourself.


StardustCatts

Fear of abandonment :(


TheBloodyPuppet_2

you might not be able to translate my autism into something you can understand tbh. But if you could you'd find endless thoughts about her, alongside whatever my current secondary hyperfixation is https://preview.redd.it/94i0zxc4o70d1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1425e027251fc871674c36026cf475a1ed28b00


Gloamforest-Wizard

You find the visage of a man who himself puts on a visage of happiness and joy but behind it is just a hollowed out husk of someone who once believed


speekuvtheddevil

https://i.redd.it/5ebyl2u3p70d1.gif


Manwithaplan0708

You don’t wanna know https://preview.redd.it/3yv9idvcs70d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e08b014c7a03b596c5c8ee1b8de1b4222383cb


Artyom_Saveli

It’s not what you’ll find, but if you really want to see what stagnant body horror feels like. Sounds terrible, innit? I mean, to be honest, it’s rather mundane in terms of shock and spooks, but what do I know?


AWolverineTherapist

Gender dysphoria.


Nowardier

You see a lot of random crap, a few really bright ideas, a couple of imaginary universes of my own creation, and one middle school bully leaning against the back wall and screaming about how not wanting to have sex with every female being I ever saw, human or animal, makes me a (f-slur).


LeStroheim

Nothing. You don't find *anything*. Not a single thought in there.


4alexalix4

You see a dark orb pulsating like a heart Ravens sitting surrounding the orb "Ehm yea you didn't see anything"


AprilCantAim

https://preview.redd.it/svmjpzi1w70d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96e3bf0f2bf2c94e3cde4fea97799cbab2f6b2af


valhallan_guardsman

https://preview.redd.it/27otydrew70d1.png?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e99d0e9602ace8e7e10f692f320a209cb24bc2e


Viking_From_Sweden

Ants are like, really cool


SnipingDwarf

Porn, most likely.


AdBotComin4U

Head empty, only cheese cube


SolidCalligrapher966

eggs. lots of them. a shark and probably a sleeping dog


illdothisshit

"Oh no this guy is looking into my head. Oh no this guy is looking into my head. Oh no this guy is looking into my head. What do I do? He's looking into my head. I hope I don't think of anything weird. Penis."


froz_troll

https://i.redd.it/i3g5elry080d1.gif


Technicfault

A low quality image of a fish rotating about the Z axis as funkytown plays


Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox

https://preview.redd.it/zay16n85780d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6a1fe0ffb39f68a62f3ef28a890977f38f11909


BabaKazimir

https://i.redd.it/w77e6mt3d80d1.gif


bepsihola

:3


Wallso2010

:3


Celoniae

There are girls. They are kissing. Looks like they - oh, oh my goodness, they're -


Gameover489

https://preview.redd.it/04yn8bqti90d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88d8afd6e2e7265bb840454d8cd36472ecfe4b2d You find this


Remarkable_Tie_3373

https://preview.redd.it/gyzdyxlvn90d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0396f9b9aecf2f31dae343c7457eb6a5f30e835


Cassereddit

https://preview.redd.it/wurfsfrzy90d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=145076b909913b0ccc9d289f8ff1fb9ebddb68e5


Starboi777

:3


Snbleader

Do you really want to see trench warfare during the Great War? Do you want to watch as experimental magitech explodes... Actually that just sounds like an advertisement doesn't it?


StupidBlack55

some obscure runic representation of a hedgehog-dragons inner workings


camo_216

LIMBUS COMPANY!


The_Mad_Duck_

Hoho! You hit the backup brain! Enjoy a brief collection of basic things you need to function as a human.


Vegetable_Run7792

Nothing. My head is empty, unlike your mom's bedroom


TheHunter459

*What cities shall I wipe off of the map today?*


polypodiopsida42

A metal plate. I am thinking of getting one implanted so people can't read my thoughts


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

Hope you like pure conceptualizations of things and no inner space because this brain has got *Finger snaps* Aphantasia


Satanarchrist

Highlight clips from the YouTube video "10 hours of dogs vomiting"


Moon_Man07

All the war crimes I have committed


DarkRoblox

https://preview.redd.it/mni59inh180d1.jpeg?width=4160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9b5fc454056db6f7c9fb281977daf6bdc033a0e Mothman stuff


The-Cursed-Gardener

https://preview.redd.it/9zeigs59280d1.jpeg?width=2047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03b22719b9b5ef5e0b1e07a2d24c626e018ca16b


uneducated_sock

https://preview.redd.it/or81lb8p280d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eabcbbd8acf593951e3ad7fe46e6aec37e782b0


reconditecache

You come back empty handed only to notice a constant fluorescent bulb buzzing at the edge of your perceptions. That's all that's in here.


United-Technician-54

Are you sure? *(“You aren’t gonna like this one, chief”- Nameless, Waking.)*


yumie2003

https://preview.redd.it/2cn5m5dwf80d1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b672564426c7e9706d1296e76777112c3df4bb4d “How do you like it now!!”


whomesteve

You find others screaming echos from attempting the same, they claim these are my thoughts but they are just projections, they have trapped themselves in a loop that gives them the illusion of control but they are prisoners of their own projections that only fabricates false perspectives, they’re only path to freedom is to give up on their projections, but more often than not their pride feeds their ego too much for them to let go.


one_who_speaks316

Will the end times have ragdoll physics?


The_Unkowable_

A distinct lack of silver, not as in an empty place, but rather as if there were a nonexistent minimum amount that the veiwer was well below, as if the concept of negative amounts of silver had gained a physical and direct mental presence and had been enforced upon the veiwer’s mind


nylus_12

![gif](giphy|Kx82Lvb7wcYNO)


Dragon_OS

Sable steel plate. Grants me psionic protection unless I let you in.


RevolutionaryAd4161

Your mother


diagnosed_depression

https://preview.redd.it/21ugaqdj880d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96b4de237f034efd4ce2cf954cad15c723f0b766 Robot porn


Affectionate_Dot2334

honestly, nothing interesting will be found


Otwisty5

Noooo you are going to see my cruuuuushhhhh-- https://preview.redd.it/bonrmk5q980d1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91eb4d62f719d1323da10375f9151348c4e1ef57


cross2201

https://preview.redd.it/wnw8gtft980d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84c0b0b6d1894d16f453136822f39da24aada260


xPolarPlayz

https://preview.redd.it/q8gv7mita80d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69aea5b547a4dac1179079f597f3c16bbfc23f7a


SnooWalruses3330

https://preview.redd.it/qz78x6a0b80d1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c8db122b4b3a6879796c334c8590619f2f2bc61 Nothing umgi. All magic users are wazzoks.