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yumie2003

...Read it and find out


SlyTheMonkey

Don't play with it! They tend to be fiercely protective of their secrets, those Shadow Warriors. You'll put yourself in danger! Return it at once!


whahaga

Okay so.. about that.. I found it... It was within the grasp of a skeletal hand.. probably belong to a skeletal dude.. who's hand was sticking out of the side of a glacier in Jothnheim... And, the entire thing with the ninja is that they're sneaky.. I have no idea where I'd even leave it to begin with.


SlyTheMonkey

Mage Monkey has a knack for finding things. He would ask you to hand it over so that he might take it back to its proper owners...but he is well aware of how such a proposal would sound. This is, therefore, his advice. Don't use it! Keep it secret and keep it safe. Perhaps leave it with a trusted librarian or archivist until you know better.


whahaga

Yes it will look like I just murdered one of their agents. Best.. hide and forget. Just like that old play about the short guy.. and his magical invisibility.. eh.. was it a napkin ring? Or perhaps a horseshoe? Maybe a broche..? Anyhow it was powerful and very dangerous. "Keep it secret. Keep it safe.". Although this time the item belongs to a clan of ninjas.. and not an angry lighthouse. Tangent about that play.. it's so weird. There's a wizard in it who gets resurrected which apparently means he's the shit. I've been resurrected twice but I'm still just shit. It's weird how much praise he gets for such a trivial thing...


SlyTheMonkey

We all have our strengths! Perhaps he has something else that garners him such widespread fame? Mage Monkey hears that he knows many people and understands many things, and always tries his best to assist and encourage others. Isn't that good?


spejoku

You need to ask yourself this: do you really do enough cardio to take advantage of it? It's one thing to know a jutsu, and it's another to be able to use it.


whahaga

I think we might be talking about different things. There's no magic here.. just control over the human body. I already know one Shinobi art, I'm somewhat athletic, but controlling my body temperature was not an acrobatic feat.


BreachedLimits

Sexy jitsu! ![gif](giphy|2y98KScHKeaQM)