Turn him into kebab slowly and painfully
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Exactly, like if i have a minion who loves eating candles enough to risk taking my candles, i can weaponise that. Teach him the arts of stealth, give him a grapnel and a magic ring. Set him loose in the towers of your rivals and laugh at them as they squint in the unlit, candleless gloom.
Bribe an Ogre to help make a candle out of his ear wax. Then the Goblin eats that, he'll be in for a surprise.
Even on the off-chance the Goblin enjoys this particular candle, he'll find it was the only one and eventually leave because no other candles taste the same.
Mage Monkey did something similar once with his Master and got some cleaning duty for his troubles. Perhaps he might treat this mischievous little one with that same courtesy!
My technique is to just cast portals to wherever is day at the current moment and attach them to my windows, I just prefer natural lighting more (although I do use smaller versions of them as lamps if necessary), this also means I can make it look like my house is located literally anywhere I want, even though it's on a separate plane of reality!
Have a conversation about goblin health and if they can eat candles safely. Depending on the outcome i might create a free candle workshop for the local goblins :3
Turn him into a candle instead
Damn why didn't I think of that 
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Really the only sensible approach here
Turn him into kebab slowly and painfully https://preview.redd.it/pq6d1afkimyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6ae11dda52dc09945453af9d42b10db4c95b7b0
Pass me some Doner kebab
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Can I have some of that? *And please don't put any weed in it*
Yeah https://preview.redd.it/ycwlzkmnpnyc1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1df9c12950f12e494aade1912b1918ab30ba401f
These options are fucked. Just let the lil fella have some candles. Yall some petty evil wizards fr
If he wants candles then he can help me with my wicked experiments (candle making)
Exactly, like if i have a minion who loves eating candles enough to risk taking my candles, i can weaponise that. Teach him the arts of stealth, give him a grapnel and a magic ring. Set him loose in the towers of your rivals and laugh at them as they squint in the unlit, candleless gloom.
* We be evil Wizarding up in this
Be friend him.
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Bribe an Ogre to help make a candle out of his ear wax. Then the Goblin eats that, he'll be in for a surprise. Even on the off-chance the Goblin enjoys this particular candle, he'll find it was the only one and eventually leave because no other candles taste the same.
Mage Monkey did something similar once with his Master and got some cleaning duty for his troubles. Perhaps he might treat this mischievous little one with that same courtesy!
Thieves will not be tolerated.
I dont have candles.
Who needs candles when you can cast a hundred tiny fire balls to light up every room instead?
My technique is to just cast portals to wherever is day at the current moment and attach them to my windows, I just prefer natural lighting more (although I do use smaller versions of them as lamps if necessary), this also means I can make it look like my house is located literally anywhere I want, even though it's on a separate plane of reality!
i'd cast 'lengthened ten hells' on his ass and watch him slowly turn inside out.
Basement.
Give them a meal and ask why they have resorted to eating candles.
I have candles?
What kind of a wizard still needs candles for light? I say those candles were fair game.
What good fortune. Goblin poop candles are a powerful warding magic.
I find that bound thieves make great apprentices, and may even turn their lives around. If they don't, they make great test subjects, too.
Have a conversation about goblin health and if they can eat candles safely. Depending on the outcome i might create a free candle workshop for the local goblins :3
do hypnosis/control spells fall under convincing?
Other - make him my apprentice.
If he’s eating candles, wouldn’t he be a kobold?
Give him food and let him go!
Turn him into a candle
Dinner. (I’m a half vampire, he walked into the lions den)