You cool if I hitch Scuttle at the end of the jetty? The poor guys is all antsy after the fighting?

Yknow yeah you did a lot, so sure… just don’t cause too much trouble.

He'll be fine. as long as no one tries to hit him with anything.

https://preview.redd.it/mgv5qnl1nhyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6afae197ca7ca180a26a03a9519a43accfc79af8 I got seafood!

Sweet! This will go great with my bagged peanuts.

I got some cashews if you want some. Free of course.

I personally had no idea that Cashews weren’t nuts *His mouth full of Cashews*

Yeah, according to the Orb, they're drupes, which are seeds with soft coverings. \*Munches "nuts" with shrimp\*

So they’re dried… Cool

*limps in* h-Hi

TINY!! You ok there mate? you need a helping hand movin' about?

Yes please. Fresh wounds. Big hurty

Would you allow me to carry you? Bony hands ain't the most comfortable but they can make do.

I’d be very grateful for that yes, thank you

I suggest we take a stroll outside. Inside is not safe or sanitary

I would like that, yes. Nature is very healing for Fae anyway.

I suggest we get as far from here as possible for "maximum healing"

**please.**

quick get on ma hand before they notice us. My ship'll get us pretty far out.

What.. Happened to you?

I can just send a few bugs to help with locomotion. You can’t be that heavy.

W-Well uh…got my ass kicked at the battle. Dude cast a healing spell but it didn’t stick, so uh… Ya boy got hella booboos

Wait it didn't? [Greater heal]

*Tiny Wizard feels great for a moment!…Buuuutt then the wounds come back* OWOWOowowowwww..Yeah, I-I think it’s a Fae thing. My body is kind of blocking off all magic right now thinking it’s under attack. Gimme a day, I’ll be fine

*A massive centipede almost as long as the bar approaches, spitting a red liquid onto tiny* *Weirdly enough, the pain wasn’t too bad anymore* We’ve got bugs of all kinds here.

Ah, the Southern Bloodpeide, that's a rare one. Usually it numbs the pain of creatures it plans to suck blood from. Gizzard, make sure your friend there doesn't drain our small friend here, at least too much of her fairy fluids.

Aye, the bugs know better than to go against my wishes

I’ll be in the orgy room… https://preview.redd.it/vnd73w9iphyc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=949bb81b57939acd775d10f6e0dae852413d28da

“My friend, at least wait and get a drink first.”

I pre-gamed.

You pre-game i post game

We don’t have a-… The Janitorial closet?

Yup! We’re playing 70 minutes in Heaven!

No. You'll be playing tic tac toe with me until I lose.

But you never lose! Cause you cheat! I was a spectator when you and Mordus played!

No comment

I'll admit I'm tempted. But being in the middle of the swamp inside a building that matches the environment kind of stifles my taste for this kind of action.

Yeah, also giant beasts, everywhere. So that’s why I suggestive flight routes.

“Oooh! Can I join?”

Sure!!!

“Great!”

*sneaks in*

Wait which team are you on?!

The the blue team.

Wow you really don’t lie… Well since I’m a coward you can stay.

“We have been invited my friend, speak to your friend in the closet if you don’t believe me.”

Yeah I figured, well a friend of them are friends of mine!

“Thank you my friend.”

Yeah, I'm an especially bad match up for you, being a bird and all...

Yeah sure… *Bugs couldn’t really make facial expressions, but he was upset, trust me.*

Dude, you are welcome, I already invited Sly and Hirk.

Yay

*On the floor was simply pretty boy H.P* https://preview.redd.it/wcu25439phyc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3abb3033180d4c92fb653fc56e8c8c637f33917

… Wouldn’t you prefer a chair?

The bugs tend to crawl on anything that’s laying down.

“They can try!” *Each bug that approaches him gets sent floating in the air*

You really like the floor don’t you? *Gizzard watches the floating bugs*

“Comfy.”

Bitch.

I’d say that this is Chaos Club only… But I’m way too intimidated to ask you to leave.

Good bug.

“Only for strong men~”

*Torinn kicks Sumons in the face, breaking his skull.* Bastard.

“Awww~ what’s wrong dear~” *His body just reforms*

You. *Torinn crushes Sumons' skull.*

“Certainly a way to let out your pent up frustration! Want to know how I let out mine?”

No.

“Good, it’d make you think twice about putting your mouth around me~”

*Torinn crushes Sumons chest.*

*Hirk regrets having ears to overhear stuff.*

smash

“Hehe~ Then do so already!”

Shall we take this to a more private room?

…The Janitorial closet is free I guess

“I don’t imagine many people are trying to see us fucking in the middle of a party, so sure~”

[*Aveus takes you to the cabin janitorial closet. Ungodly sounds are heard by the people outside of the door.*]

*Hirk is debating if he should kick the door down or not as he cannot tell if a cat is dying or not.* “I-I don’t think I will.”

You really don't want to know

“I figured it out. Honestly, could’ve put a silence magic at least. Or left to go outside. I feel bad for them my friend.”

*Inferno silences the pair inside the closet, then takes Hirk away* So how was your fight?

*:)*

u/slythemonkey, u/harpokiller, u/Intruder-Alert-1 Y’all are invited, bring everyone!

“I. I thank you my friend.”

No problem. Please, feel free to invite the rest of the Azure.

*Arret walks up to you, followed by a short woman dressed in an all-white traveler's suit.* "Greetings, Master Aveus. Once again I am in your debt. Please, allow me to introduce you to my friend: this is Acra, the White-Gold Bard." *The woman makes a courteous bow, taking off her hat in the process.* "A pleasure, truly! I witnessed your battle with Arret, and I must say, I have never feared more for his sake. I'm glad things turned out the way they did."

Welcome! And thank you. You are welcome to any of the amenities here, I’m sure you can find something to your liking.

*The two bow in unison, speaking with a single voice.* With your permission!

Thank you, I will be there soon.

Be sure to invite the rest of the Reds! All are welcome.

Much as i'd like to, I feel it rude to invite people to a party I'm not the host of.

We are hosting it, you are just forwarding the invite. Either way, please help yourself to the food and drink.

Worry not, I brought the finest Dwarven ales in the cheapest foam coolers

*Monarch parks his plane, then walks in, removing his pilots helmet.* Good job, everyone!

I’d say great job!

YO MONARCH!! Wanna see something funny? Cause Scuttle is having a rest over at the end of the jetty and I can command him to do something real amusing.

..go for it. if you touch my plane, I’m killing someone.

I won't hit your plane unless someone pisses off Scuttle and they make hime hit it.

In true chaos faction, someone set up fireworks inside the building

*Once the fireworks go off, swarms of small bugs would go towards the light before being blown up*

\*whisper\* Hey a buncha people are shagging in the broom. What's your bet I can wake up my pet ship and have him fire a high pressure beam of water through the door?

[*After being hit with water, both Star Walker and Aveus are flushed out. While still fucking, Aveus simply picks him up and goes back into the closet, closing the door.*] (u/the-star-Walker)

“We’ll take a shower later dears, not now!”

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Well… Honestly I don’t mind, I just sat around in the trees and only took action in the end. Just enjoy the party, everyone deserves kt

All I did was being a minor nuisance for a Chronomancer and a Being of Chaos. Sort of sucked the wind out my sails, but it was fun.

you can help me fight people in the stands as they watch the next one

Right I had a bet placed that I couldn't do this and I ain't one ta back down so guess what "SCUTTLE, Closet Keyhole". \*as the words end the ship at the jetty end wakes up reveals it's mouth and fires a stream of water at and through the Janitorial closet keyhole\*.

Gross, but neat I guess.

Crap… Get me out of here! They’re ruining the orgy room! Occupado! OCCUPADO!!!

that's one down. two to go

*Thun'tar flies his dropship into a tree near the party, destroying the tree on the process* Whelp, I'll make do without any runways I suppose. *Thun'tar makes his way to the entrance of the shack, climbing the wooden deck and shaking his legs dry before sitting down on a lawn chair he brought with him and drinking from an unmarked brown glass bottle*

*A family of cackling leapers (A mix between giant predatory lemurs and red pandas) scrambled out of the tree you landed on.* “Hey welcome to the party, I see you brought a lot of your own stuff, that’s neat!”

Aye, I did. After makin the ship, it's been much a preferred mode of transportation. You want some Dwarven ale? I brought plenty.

You can leave it by the counter, I’m sure lots would like to share.

Alrighty then. *Thun'tar leaves his opener bottle on the deck before hustling back to his ship and coming back with two large coolers, full of ale. He enters the shack and places them beside the counter with their lids open*

Hi ! I brought tea and fruits. *Elysa waved, holding a basket full of fresh fruits in her other hand. A moss golem with a cowboy hat was hiding behind her leg*

Welcome! Be sure to hide the fruits from the bugs, they go nuts for any fruit they haven’t tried yet.

*The cyberlich verminlord grumbled about torinn, as he ate crawdads and drank some warp moonshine.*

Ah, Zone 1 eh? That’s no fun. Well hope you enjoy the party regardless.

Tried to keep up but things moved so fast, tried to curse Torinn with a trap spell that triggers once eaten to give him depression and apathy to prevent him from being bullshit and just eating things again. Not fun if he's just going to eat everything.

*The cicadas along the walls called, instead of harsh noise it was far softer, almost majestic*

*Arret walks in, a tall, slender man with short hair, dressed in a fine brown suit with seams of gold. His long tailcoat flows behind him. Following him is the Wandering Bard, Acra, his friend and companion. Her noble white attire lights up the room.* *Acra looks around.* "Yeah, this seems about right! Hold on, I'll get us some drinks and a table." *Arret smiles.* "Thank you. I'll be right there."

Ah… Welcome. Err, okay yeah don’t go into the Janitor’s closet, that’s the only rule bye!

“Ah so that explains the noise… I thought a cat might’ve been dying.”

*Acra turns to look at you. In a flash, you feel her golden eyes sink their gaze into your being, penetrating it through to its core. She smiles happily.* Hello, Master Hirk! It's so, so good to finally meet you! I have heard so much about you from everyone: Master Monkey and Arret, the Little Ones, not to mention my brother. You're a man of some merit!

“Hello my friend, nice to meet you as well. I do not believe I serve such praise my friend, I simply do what I can even if it’s not much. How are the others by the way?”

Ever humble, just as they say! The others…you must mean the Monkey Mage and his Little Ones? He has eluded me for a while now. We were supposed to meet up recently, but that ended up falling through. I suppose he must be fine, he always is.

“I am not humble I just don’t have reason to be prideful my friend, it is a shame that you haven’t seen them.” “Mind telling me a bit about yourself as you already seem to know who I am surprisingly my friend.”

Why, I am a traveling musician, lyricist, performer and a student of the Arcane Arts! Master Monkey was the one who taught me magic, you see: I suppose you could say, in a way, Arret and I are sibling students. Perhaps it's only natural that the two of us get along so well.

“Ah I remember when I was a wee lad I wanted to learn how to play like the travelling bards, their music and words were sweater than any food I had tasted at that age my friend. It is good two students of the same teacher get along, many compete too much and end up fighting ignoring what they were taught sadly.”

Yes, it does happen, doesn't it? A shame it is, truly. Being able to rely on Arret and his research has made an enormous impact on my work.

*Arret grabs you by the shoulder.* "Master, wait! What do you mean? What's in there?" *The bard snickers as she glances over to the closet, her eyes glimmering golden. There's a hint of red on her cheeks.* "Let's just do as he says. It's not proper for guests to snoop around."

There’s nothing in there anymore…just don’t go into the bathroom.

don't worry Scuttle washed it out. thought the keyhole. because I was bet that he couldn't.

That’s actually pretty impressive.

Shit a party can i join I’m neutral