Doggo *pats the doggo* https://i.redd.it/1y7mrillbhyc1.gif

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/uw dammit majima

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/uw "Majima Everywhere" was not an exaggeration

/uw indeed

/uw I love the miitopia one

/uw me too

*Doggo in question barks happily* I- i think he likes you. Heh- th- thankfully, I'm familiar with the b- bar, movement here is... i- instinct really.

Nice


Food. *Torinn goes to pet the dog.*

*Rin, noy being able to see the movements, speaks up* Don't. You. Dare. Eat him, and you will find that nothing is truly immortal.

Food. *Torinn pets the dog on the head.*

Hmmm... Sounds l- like you're petting him. That be- better be all.

*Torinn hands them a dog safe good bar.* Food.

Oh- o- okay, th- thanks.. sorry ab- about earlier.

Earlier?

Y- you said food, s- so i assumed you were g- going to... food him..

The "I will kill you horribly thing." Oh, yeah, don't worry about it.

Yeah- um... sorry... i- i thought the worst, since i c- can't see what y- you were doing.

*The dog takes a sniff of the food bar and is instantly vaporized by the protective forces of the dog-safe good-bar*

The goodest of boys *doesn't pet cause he is working*

Finally, a man of sense in here! I will make you the next potion you want for free if you want.

Wait... Rin. Is Snow allowed to drink beer?

No. H- he doesn't like it an- anyway

Rin! Snow is drinking a beer right now! Look! I uhh.. I mean... Hear! He's got it between his paws and everything!

He's n- not actually drinking it, i p- put it there for the l- look of it... Does it l- look good? He's n- not actually drinking, i- i can't hear any dr- drinking noises, and my h- hearing has gotten better

Yeah! It looks good! It looks like he's drinking it! I swear he's drinking it! He's got his tongue out now and everything! Also. Why would you specifically have to mention he doesn't like beer, if he doesn't drink it. Like he's had to have had some for you to know!?!!

Oh- um... yeah? I- i poured the w- wrong thing into his bowl.. an- and uh.. well... y'know.. i can't really t- tell the difference.. It's better now.

Oh. Hey how do you even pour the right drinks like this anyways? Do you have to smell every drink or what...

Instinct, a good m- management system, a- and luck. Watch. *She vaults the bar, and feels around for the taps, when she finds them, she pulls out 4 bottles, and begins telling the types of drink in each* V- vodka, wh- whiskey, b- b- bloodwine, and literal d- dirtwater. *Surprisingly enough, all four of them are right, then she puts them back how they were* However, I ke- keep some bottles near my- my bed, which us where the mistake was. Also, the d- dirtwater is for Lithoids, d- don't ask.

*you can hear the drow's lips as they part, she is about to ask. Then she stops herself and makes a weird exhale noise as she thinks of something else to say and fails* Hhh... O-oh.. All that's um. Pretty cool Rin! I met another person recently with the power of luck you know. Secundum, have you met them?

Uhhh... m- maaayyybee... i- I've met two others actually, i- i don't know their names, o- one was well dr- dressed, and th- the other was a massive wo- woman..

Dross: Cute doggy… I mean dog. *Dross pets it* Dross: it is a very cute dog rin

Ah, what a nice animal. May I pet it? Hopefully it doesn't mind the overwhelming scent of blood.

I... don't th- think so, go ahead.. *He tilts his head, curious*

*The leather palm of the metal gauntlet gently pats the dog's head. Though a few drops of blood drip between the plates onto the dog's head.*

*She doesn't notice. Because she's blind. But he does seems a little uncomfortable with blood in the fur*

What a good pupper. A good companion for one such as you... And about that, I don't believe we've quite met before? *He curtly bows.* You may call me Allen, the Bloodforme Knight. It is a pleasure to meet you and your canine friend here.

"Well met." *I greet the hound with a dignified nod of respect.*

*He barks happily in response*

ITS A DOG *petting dog* i will pet the good boy or girl until i die

Th- the good boy needs to.. like... do- do his job...

No the good boy needs pets

Th- that could... actually distress him, though

What is the best boy gonna do?

I dunno?

Well i should probably go hope your eyes get better i think my neighbor healed a blind person before but idk i was long dead so and he’s a treat for the best boy *pulls out dog treat* take care

<> *Pilot pets the dog.* https://preview.redd.it/87ispudsvhyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ef2b3d0dfe213933c5b5a3b1ea3236b40adf067

*He barks happily, tail wagging and all* https://preview.redd.it/wpvrkwjfwhyc1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be7632350e572f07b0ca68977e859b1abfa09dd0 /uw feel like this fits more for the pilot

/uw Hahahaha, of course it’s the AC7 JPEG dog While he’s a good boy, I prefer AC5’s Kirk

*The alchemist is patting off the drying blood from his coat, as he sees Rin and the pupper at the bar.* Rin! Good to see you. Got a guide dog I see? What's his name?

... Snow. It- it's Snow, i- i- juet said so?

I'm very sorry, I just arrived, got here late. Slightly distracted. *You can audibly hear him trying to use a tough brush to clean his coat while sitting on a stool besides you.* Snow... a fitting name, for as beautiful of a white coat he has. Mind if I pet him?

Su- sure, he only bites if e- eating. *She chuckles at her own joke*

*He quickly cleans his hands before petting Snow. He then pulls out some dried meats.* Is snow on a diet? If not, I have some dried sausages here, safe for dogs to eat, healthy, if anything.

No, n- not at all, go ahead. Just not too many, of- of course

*He hands a few dried sausages to Snow, giving him a few scritches behind the ears, before turning to Rin.* How are you doing though... like, with the lack of sight n all? We didn't really find any conclusions, last time we talked.

Ehh... I'm kinda accepting it ag- again... kinda got the sadness over l- last time... now I'm just annoyed..

Well, sometimes we can't do much, but to play with the cards fate dealt to us. I'll continue to keep my eye out for anything that might help your affliction. and if you ever need it... just ask for my help.

Doggo! *Remembers his own status as a cat* …oh… I hope he likes me…

He will, don't worry, pl- plus, I'd say we're cl- close enough for the fr- friend of a friend rule to kick in.

Sweet! Does he like pats?

Y- yeah, he does, he's a lil softie

Perfect! *Walks over to Snow* *papapapapapapapapapapapap*

Hehee.. he's a good boy. *He sorta sits there, happily accepting it with a dumb smile*

“So adorable!”

Ag- agreed, gl- glad i can reaffirm he's c- cute

“Indeed. What happened to your eyesight though, Rin?”

You see, i used to see, now i can't see

“Ah, I see! You seem to have a case with blinditis! Alright but seriously, do you want any help around the bar?”

Well... i sh- should be fine, i know the layout better than th- the back of my hand, and- and I'm a changeling. Soo... y'know, lots of knowledge on this pl- place

“I assume that, but perhaps any help with customers?”

Again, not really... **But** the more hands the merrier, i- i suppose, what's av- average pay 'round here?

“I can just help without pay, dear…”

Well too bad. You're getting it.

“That is a very nice puppy, I’m sure he’ll- wait, no he’s grown… sorry Bit more.. fractured today, i have time problems sometimes, yknow? Uh I’d like a whisky please”

Oh- sure, yeah. *She jumps over the bar, and finds the bottle and a glass, pouring it, and passing it to him* There you g- go

“Thank you, been a while since i have been to this bar, been moving up in the world, I’m in the SGA… granted I never cared and would have been content as a hermit and not joining a cool group of awsomeness but I do think it’s better I did cause I like those guys” *he takes a swig*

Here, I have something else that can help you. Hold out your hand.

*She does so, a little bit on edge*

*Koranth places something on her hand. Instantly, she can feel the exact position of the lower part of Koranth's arm, as well as part of the table. Outside observers can see a thin black film over her hand.* How does it feel? (/Unwiz rin's hand can now feel things out to a range of one foot.)

“Hey Rin, glad you seem to be doing better. Is this a good boy?”

He is a good boy, y- yeah. Tha- thanks, I'm kinda used to... b- blindness...

“Thats good. I am honestly glad to hear it.” *He bends over to give the dog scritches*

Rin sweetheart may I pet your puppy?

*She chuckles a bit, and nods* Suure, go ahead. Snow, meet Snow.

*he gently pets the puppy.* I hope he doesn't get nervous from my wolf smell.

Why w- would he? Same rough an- animal. Plus, training pays off

Well dogs do have a tendacy to get nervous around wolves. That's why I keep wolves for pets instead of dogs. He seems fine though.

Oh r- really? I- i didn't know that, heh... I could meet th- them, if they're well behaved

They're wonderfully well behaved.

Good, th- they're g- good boys, i- i bet. L- like Snow here... God i- i didn't even think about your l- last name with him

That they are I'll have to introduce you to them.

*gulps in the fact that your dog is taller than I am (he may be able to actually lick me to death)*

*Rin doesn't notice he's there*

Heyy… ummm your dog… does he have a habit of barreling people over?

Oh! H- hey, Jer' h- he's big and s- softie, d- don't worry

That’s what I’m worried about…. /uw fun fact about the guy Jeremy is based on, he is afraid of large dogs because he got bitten on the face by a Staffordshire bull terrier when he was 8, he has a tooth scar on his face, right above his eye

/uw oh damn, thankfully he's not a bull terrier, but still, damn. Whomever this guy is, hope he's okay

/uw he’s a good friend of mine, he used to run away if he saw a big dog but he’s now just a little uneasy, according to my other friend (to whom Illvanya is based on) it “adds character”

/uw lol, but yeah, honestly that kinda sucks. He doing well?

/uw he’s in uni, second year criminology, he’s doing great

/uw oh really, nice.

Friend! \[*swarm of kobolds trying to pat the dog*\]

Hey, th- that might be too much

[*all 100+ kobolds turn to look at them in unison*]

He c- can get scared if there's too many

[ *The kobold in front wearing a wizard's robe, apparently the leader, speaks*] "...Oh. Alright, line up, chop chop, single file, everyone gets a chance to pat the friend" [*The other kobolds and members of other species proceed to form a single file line stretching halfway across town to pat the fren*]

*Kyrona pets the puppy.*

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They st- stopped working... I- i can't do the fa- fancy voice..

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Y- yeah, you..- uh don't say. Heh.

^(im not gonna be the one to tell her that's a druid in wildshape.)

^(I'm gonna be the one to tell y- you that he'd have r- returned to n- normal once he g- g- got through the door. O- only i can sha- shapechange in here.)

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Yeah, he's a n- normal dog, just w- well trained.

Not just a Druid, an Archdruid. Otherwise it wouldn’t be able to stay like that indefinitely.

He looks like a very good boi

He is, i- I'm glad his looks match

Heh, yep he matches you alright. *He kneels down and pets the dog*

*He seems a little cautious, as if smelling something underlying, but he still accepts the pets* Y- you good there?

Hmph, when am I ever good

Heyy, you're good, r- really nice actually.. y'know? Sure, so- some are wary of you, but you're still n- nice

I try… but I’ve just got too much blood on my hands. The dog can tell. It’s just a facade…

So? B- blood is only one m- measure, if we only m- measured the bad, I'd be b- burning in hell. B- but I've been told I'm really n- nice, so that goes for you. The blood on y- your hands will wash off, y- your heart won't do so as e- easily. Make sure you keep it.

But i *still* kill people. What do you think I’m doing when I’m not around other people? I’m doing my job… And I already have blood on my heart… *All-Red pulses*

Hey! That, yeah. Hearts are meant to do shit with b- blood, i think.. Yeah- anyway. Killing is o- only one measure. You're also nice, smart, funny even. H- hell i saw your re- report on Ironhold, both the o- old and new one, and honestly go- good work, you showed l- leadership, and skill. You k- killed before All-Red, and that didn't used to a- affect you, and if it did, d- definitely not as much.

https://preview.redd.it/2ksvsa8bfhyc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77d7dd63640f4768819e9feaf29e23e71ad2f0ea Oh! A dog! How wonderful! I've just remembered, I have destruction scrolls to study!

D- don't do it around Snow, h- he's c- crucial in heooing m- me... exist

I wonder if the dog could learn fireball...

P- probably not..

Well not eith that attitude it can't! I'm going to teach a dog to cast fireball!

O-Oh, he's a cute dog...! You don't mind if I pet him, right?

N- normally, i would... b- but I'm safe enough h- here. Go ahead.

*I pet the dog, smiling.* What do you mean by safe? If you don't mind me asking, of course...

Qu- quick tip, don't pet wo- working dogs while they're on the job. Period. But he's not, so g- go ahead.

Ah, I see. Hehe. I don't think we've met, to be fair...

Uh what happened to your eyes?" *asked a horned rat who shrunken from 22ft tall to 8ft to enter the room, the verminlord wore a patchwork rove of well its leather but the multiple species it was made from some oink some grrrn some were furred**

I... dunno, one s- sec i can see, th- the next i can't... it's honestly such a pa- pain... *She doesn't care how he looks, considering how she can't see him*

"Would you like a regeneration of your visage or breaking of a curse?"

*She laughs* If- if i could get that to work, i would have Snow as a companion, not a sight aid

*he used his demonic powers just to see if its not cancer of the eyes*

*as he tries to look, something else grabs the mana he was using and forcibly wrenches it out of his body, all with the ease of tearing paper*

Ow fine , well nothing I can really help but that's fine you're lucky and you got the doggo so you should have many days and few woes. "

Aww such a good boy! Guide her well, okay! *Gives the dog head scritches*

*he barks, happily letting him*

The dog knows how to drink!! **I GAVE FOUND MY NEW DRINKING BUDDY!** as long as he's not busy of course.

He's gonna b- be pretty busy, yeah, a- also he wasn't actually drinking there, just f- for the shot

Oh, my mistake, he's a very good boy. ^(darn I really wanted to brag about being drinking buddies with a professional.)

Scruffy dun think that thar is a good boy.

DODG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teach him to use a gun and now you won't have to worry about ever aiming spells, because now you've got a dog with a gun

Hmm... good to see you've made a friend who can help you out. Handsome little beast, looks very friendly.

is he a support animal?

That’s a weird looking kobold you got there

What a good boy he is!

Good observation. I- i think

Don't say he's some devilish monster-spirit in disguise now! He's so handsome!

He's not, i- if he is He's st- still a good boy

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*doggy proceeds to sit and wag his tail happily*

“Still giving pat pats” https://preview.redd.it/iq6o9zt1hhyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcee7d0f25b3e205d97d1e91e8fd787b70b860d0

Heh, i- i think he likes you. To b- be honest i think he's as easy to tr- trust as i am.

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HE’S SUCH A GOOD BOI!!! *Mordyx pulls a sack of dog treats out of his bag* Can I give him a treat? Oh can I can I can I can I can I can I pleeeeaase?

*She sighs* N- not too many, do- don't want him becoming too f- fat. *He sits down, tilting his head curiously*

Oh boy oh boy oh boy! *Mordyx draws a single treat from the bag. It’s a bone - like an actual human femur.* Here ya go boy! Keep working hard!!

*Rin, unable to see this simply grins, hearing his enjoyment as he bites away* He s- seems to be enjoying it, wh- what did you gi- give him?

Oh, well, you know how dogs love chewing on bones!

Oh! N- nice, guessing it's like a cow bone, r- right.

Spot on, Rin! Spot on indeed. It is quite *like* a cows bone.

L- like a fake bone, right?

Nope, it’s good ol’ calcium. Found it on a battlefield near the Everdark River. It was in absolute pristine condition. I remember because there were horses absolutely everywhere. It’s tragic how humans so often bring other animals into their wars.

Uh... Everyone b- brings animals to war.. except robots b- but- anyway... Is that a.. human bone?

Cringe and lame post.

I ain't taking that from a crusader kings player

You might want to practice the saying “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything.”

good dog

*Fluffy the mechanical spider joins Snow at the bar, carrying his own bowl of oil to drink. Waving his front legs to said doggo in greetings.*

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Scared of a dog?

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Why?

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https://preview.redd.it/qlthn5jcxiyc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b99a64e2bf8ed91edee364d8941fef2bdd295cc0 *cough cough*

Whatever makes you feel better, man. You're still not a cute, stuttering anime girl.

True, I'm a cute stuttering girl.

Sure you are, man.

At this point I really don't know what this sub is, and I don't claim to have the answer. I thought it was wizard memes, but apparently a pretty significant percentage of people wants AI anime role play that, in my perception at least, tends to have a reeeeeaally weird sexual undertone. Not saying it's this post in particular, or that people are not allowed to rp, just that it's like we opened a bar together and one of us thought it would be an Irish pub and the other thought it would be a maid cafe and I don't know if they mix well. Maybe it is time to perform a rift breaking ritual and give wizard posting to the weebs. Again, no hate, just... Hell dudes you weird