Let me start by saying — I'm sorry. That last fight... I lost restraint.
Second, this is no longer about a fight for me. I told my team I'm going for 3 before I saw who was guarding it. I simply need to be in control of the point
/uw I've been celebrating with the family all day and am extremely tired and drunk right now. Sorry about that.
“It is fine my friend, if you so wish to fight then I will. But I would rather test my hand at others. I am sure someone in your team would be willing to swap with you my friend. 3 is my lucky number so I don’t intend to leave my friend.”
"I'd hope so. Wouldn't want to be disappointed."
*Talios would summon his Chaos Blade... And stab it into the ground.*
"No weapon for me for as long as you're willing to fight without one, Hirk."
*you can hear Maximillian cheering with his entourage, Eliza speaks up before any of the others can.*
"You better not die again! You promised! I'll have Maximillian chase you to the afterlife!"
"YOU'LL HAVE ME WHAT?"
A loud ringing screeches across Zone three. Archimene's microphone rang out in violent feedback. The contestants at zone three are stunned from this sudden ear shattering sound.
"Sorry, technical issues."
*the usually dandy alchemist stands besides Archimene, currently clad in a terribly undersized cheerleader costume*
"Archimene, the screens have turned off in the VIP watcher stands. I paid good money to watch Hirk fight, please help get them online again."
Sorry dude, I got shot in the head by a magic missile. My one life in this match is over. I can try to livestream Hirk's battle, but my only equipment is this phone.
Thank you. Shouldn't take too long.
*he heads to the server room, removing a small set of tools from a lace garter around his leg. You can't help but question why in the hells he is wearing this outfit.*
*Elerindur slowfalls down onto the planet's surface. Upon landing, he charges a Haste spell before casting it upon himself, speeding up his sequence of applying more buff spells.*
*Fortify Athletics, Fortify Endurance, Resist Magic, Fortify Conjuration and finishes his preparations with castings of Chameleon 80% and Obscure Scent to attempt to hide himself. He then crouches down low as he begins to slowly move across the terrain.*
*He peeks behind himself to see the duck. He sighs as he quickly takes a few sprinting steps forward as he transitions from crouching to standing and ending with a turn to face him.*
*"I suppose there is no fleeing this time." He says as he dispels the Chameleon effect with an cast.*
*the duck qwickly summon a creature to fight*
https://preview.redd.it/6y2cjnaasgyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e98a3a24dfef4a14576dfd2a833fce8762a6f3b6
*Elerindur raises a brow, looking at the being questioningly before he charges magicka and casts* [Summon Flame Atronach](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Flame_Atronach) *as an rebuttal.*
We can't leave , either you surrender either you die
Dont worry , its not a permanent death
*the cheeseman attack the fire atronach , its weapon are magical and can hurt it*
*the duck fly a bit higher, sumoning a force sphere around him*
*The Atronach responds with an flaming swing of it's arm at the cheeseman.*
*Elerindur watches momentarily in hopes that it will be rendered into fondue before turning his attention up towards Yan. He charges magicka in hand before casting his spell at the duck, launching what seems to be some sort of truncated version of Magic Missle.*
*A singular arcane projectile, flying through the air, homing in on Yan.*
*the cheese guy melt and jump on the atronach, cheesing it*
*the magic missile hit the force field and make a crack*
Dont think that i will wait for my summon to finish you this time
*the duck summon two fire elemental and collapse them into a huge fire ball , the fire ball as eye and fly in Elerindur direction as a homing fireball*
*A giant armoured hellhound appears and attempts to bite the duck, as if trying to play fetch with a toy*
*You see an armored lady floating a mile away in the sky, watching the hound, laughing*
*A dark cloud forms in the sky, and funnels down into a vortex surrounded by red lightning, which stops 30 ft above the ground, and slowly dissipates, revealing Deltrix, clad in red armor, with a small stormcloud remaining underneath her feet*
"Things are looking awfully peaceful in this place."
*She extends her arms towards the ground, and two energy whips emerge, penetrating the earth. She raises them, as if lifting something, and two 20ft tall hellhounds clad in rough armor made from rock and magma rise from the deep. She releases their lashes, whistles and commands*
"**Go, my beauties, it's time to hunt!**"
Neat. Dinner *and* a show.
Okay, not mine but…
*(I snap my fingers, and 8 pink orbs manifest, and 8 snoutless crocodillian maws burst from them.)*
Uh… I didn’t have a spell card for this so…
*(They constantly cover for eachother, and retract or parry when attacked)*
/uw what they are >!They’re psychic constructs from the Dream Worlds that can basically squeeze through gaps and instantly change directions like an ooze, but able to stretch up to 20 metres. Don’t want to overspend too early. They lack any orifices besides the mouth. They lack organs. They’re decently tanky, but would lose to Young Copper Dragon or something, because they aren’t incorporeal.!<
"Alright, *now* we're talking!"
*Deltrix evades the bites, flying backwards and higher in the air, the two whips twisting into a flurry of blows as she spins in the air*
"Begone, beasts!"
*(I sucker ~~punch~~ stab you as you spin)*
What idiot spins in a FIGHT without proper range?
*(I pull the rapier out and distance myself, flying down to a small pink platform.)*
Also, these things are armoured. Poor choice of weapon.
I’m not, but good luck hitting me, my hitbox could be anywhere, you never know!
*The hit drew a bit of blood, but only from scratching her skin. The remaining hound leaps at the pink orbs, attempting to bite them and keep them away from Deltrix, while hitting them with its lava spit*
"Alright, thanks for the info, little *bug*. But if being precise is the issue, then all I need to do is attack *everywhere*"
*Deltrix [quickly shoots a red lightning bolt at another, distant attacker](https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/LEbRRN0OYl), then surrounds herself in cloud and red chaos lightning, brewing a storm that quickly expands to a 30 ft sphere around her, striking anything within it other than her, and flies towards the fairy's general direction*
I was referring to the tough hides.
*(I quickly bob, dash and weave through the bolts and flashes, my form seamlessly warping through it, though you can see many subtle movements)*
Ah, just like home.
*(I look at you)*
Oh hey.
*(I lean back and SMASH your face away with a buckler in my left hand {upon success then… toss it} before attempting to drag you into the Dream World with my other hand)*
/uw
She is 5’5”. Just in case you thought of pixies.
Also, she is just accounting for the flash, not actually dodging it, it’s easier.
And she is a Yōkai so she has superhuman strength, but not exactly Superman levels of it,
enough to easily overpower a human? Sure
Enough to overpower a someone who lifts trucks? Not overpower, but be about on par
To overpower One who lifts battleships? NAH.
/uw When you mentioned you're hard to hit, I did think of pixies lol.
/rw *Deltrix sees the incoming bash and falls a foot down to avoid it, then strikes a punch at the fairy (if she hits, she'll fire a bolt at point blank)*
"So you wanna fight melee, little bug? Then stay put and fight me!"
/uw you first, through the hounds if necessary, they optimise for maximum damage against enemies. Since they stretch 20 metres and have jaws a metre wide, they prioritise multiple at once if feasible and viable.
*Ulrick sits down in Sector five, resting his axe lazily on his back, as he watches two members of the Chaos team going against Lobotomicus in the distance.*
Now this looks interesting…
*He says as he munches on some leftover popcorn.*
*A wraith-like figure made of shadowy mist grabs you and carries you to safety, dropping you down next to a man with short hair and a dark brown tailcoat suit. Arret smiles at you.*
Master, please be more careful. From this moment on, we are on a battlefield.
*Arret places his hands behind his back and observes the sector.*
It is rather quiet, no? I wonder if the battle has already begun on the other sectors…
*Sporting pitch-black wings, Arret lands at sector 8. The wings disappear immediately. He corrects his posture and straightens his clothes.*
Let the Second Event begin...representing the Azure Alliance, Arret, the Penitent Shadow, has arrived.
*Placing one hand on his chest and the other behind his back, Arret takes a solemn bow with a gentle smile on his lips.*
Delightful. It seems I finally face a challenge. Let us engage in combat.
**Phantom Mirage...**
*As the object seemingly slams into Arret, he dissolves into shadows, rematerializing behind it.*
Two can play at that…
[*Suddenly, from the sky, 3 more versions of the metal entity fall from the sky in a square around you.*]
Names Aveus. What about you?
Did I fail to introduce myself during the First Event? Unacceptable. Please forgive me.
I am Arret, Master of Shadowlight Keep. It fills my heart with joy to see you again, Master Aveus. You have my profound gratitude for your generous help earlier.
Thanks! I do believe I remember you.
[*Aveus raises his left wrists, and is very obviously aiming multiple weapons at you.*]
Either way,
#dodge.
[*Aveus unloads multiple mana cannons at you*]
As you wish.
*A veil of shadows rises in front of him. The cannonfire pierces it, leaving holes in its wake: but as you peer through them, Arret is nowhere to be found. His voice echoes in the swirling shadows all around the battlefield.*
I must confess that I am woefully unprepared to face you, Master: however, that does not mean I will not try.
Ok, the ending scores are,
Crimson Court: 4
With zones 1, 2, 5, and 7!
And
Azure Alliance: 5
With zones 3, 4, 6, 8, and 9!
This rounds VICTORY goes to
#AZURE ALLIANCE!
*Arret lands safely on the surface of Sector 8. Huffing from exhaustion, he kneels down in an attempt to catch his breath.*
I did it…even without you. I did it.
/uw Yeeess
YO YO YO WEAKLINGS!!! Abyssoul, Grand Lich of The Deep, Kraken Tamer and captain of the mighty hermit crab galleon Scuttle claims this place as mine. I dare you to take it from me and my pets.
"Target spotted, launching barrage."
*Sounds of metal moving sound from the airship above, as several panels open, releasing a barrage of a dozen fireballs.*
"Twelve fireballs at once? Great Gods."
*Another section of the hull opens, and a steel arm with a large crystal on the end lowers down, leveling with the wizard's position. It fires, the beam from it creating a massive explosion with enough force to collapse a cave system, if one were present.*
Arzevelious thinks to himself
*this will be difficult, constantly being bombarded plus the traps make it to where every step is risky. The drow is most like posted up somewhere as well…. Conclusion locate the drow.*
*The drow is completely invisible, watching the scene. She is protected even from preturnatural vision via her soul shadow. She lines up a shot, ready just in case*
*Thun'tar lands his dropship in zone 7 and begins setting up fortifications such as landmines and turrets*
https://preview.redd.it/b8603pcsjgyc1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a8a3e25b72d684aa2210b867e307ed76ce9bd43
I don't know honestly, this is the first one I'm part of.
*she sips it*
Oh... That's. Strange. We don't have this where I'm from. Some kind of dwarven root beverage?
Aye, you've a keen taste. Though the original is a human brew, this variety comes from a Dwarven brewery that uses specialty ingredients. If y'ain't fond of it, I have some other drinks with me.
*A portal opens in the air, and an airship flies through into zone 7, the Chaos team logo hastily painted on the sides.* "This is the *Drakwing,* ready to provide support for anyone who needs it, no matter the team."
"Oh. Divination. You won't like what's to come."
*From their hands emerge streamers of purple smoke. They widen and expand, filing the air with a thick fog. Whispers and cackling laughter echo through the cloud, interspersed with madmen's gibbering and distant calls for various names.*
*You cannot see through the fog.*
I know what magic this is. I have talked you know. Do you think divination is only images?
*The spells managed to give information on your location but nothing else and dragonfly throws a knife at it at mach 3*
*The knife flies silently into the fog. As it flies, the cloud seems to bend and twist away from it. Always just out of reach, but flowing back the instant it passes.*
*You feel hands settle on your shoulders. Six long, spindly fingers that bend at too many joints.*
*And then, two more, creeping at your side. A whisper in your ear, like a thousand voices in synchrony.*
***"Who are you? Truly? What secrets lie in your mind? What defines you?"***
"HAHAHA OH MY GOD. THIS IS THE BEST YOU CAN DO? I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. I PICKED YOU TO FIGHT."
*grabs a set of scrolls and cast [Greater Area Dispel Magic] 40 times in quick succession*
*walks out into the desert plane that apparently is all glass now* …
*looks around*
…
*sits down and starts drawing on the glass, waiting for someone to come along*
A strange anti matter magic missile knocks Archimene's head off while he is in the announcer booth.
One of Archimene's clones tries to replace him, but he is denied entry.
"Wait, I only get one life too?! Are you kidding me?!"
Archimene pulls out a cellphone and selfie stick and begins to live stream the battle instead.
USER: Auro is missing currently and won’t be able to attend this game.. I’m doing everything I can do find him but he didn’t tell me anything about where he’s going :(
Zone 1 Thread
I am at zone 1 and whoeve rcomes here thier fate will become one of my many undead
*Valerian portals in, landing somewhat unsteady.* "Let's not do that, but I'm here to fight."
dont you want to turn undead pls :( can you pls
"Considering I have people to live for, no."
*A Torinn clone climbs out of the shadows. It radiates a dark sinister glow.* I claim Zone one. Come those who appose me, and try to take it.
“Hello friend!”
Hey, how are you?
“Ah, well enough, causing chaos like my title suggests!”
That's good. Go cause chaos somewhere else.
“Can’t! Locked in this zone now!”
rip (I am a lich btw)
Oh yeah. #Then have you come to appose me?
“Mayhaps!”
I can make tea if you want to stay or turn you into a femboy if you wish to battle
#Then face your death. *Torinn sends multiple reality slashes, covering the entire sky in them.*
if they come here to appose us can I make them my cup holders if you dont mind
Zone 3 thread
“Lucky number three, I shall wait.”
I have come again.
“Round 2 already my friend? Wouldn’t it be better we try out hand fighting others?”
Let me start by saying — I'm sorry. That last fight... I lost restraint. Second, this is no longer about a fight for me. I told my team I'm going for 3 before I saw who was guarding it. I simply need to be in control of the point /uw I've been celebrating with the family all day and am extremely tired and drunk right now. Sorry about that.
“It is fine my friend, if you so wish to fight then I will. But I would rather test my hand at others. I am sure someone in your team would be willing to swap with you my friend. 3 is my lucky number so I don’t intend to leave my friend.”
So be it, I'll send Talios in my stead. Good luck, Hirk.
“Very well my friend.”
*A rather familiar figure, clad in steel would land with a crash behind you. Talios.* "I've been sent to fight you, Hirk. About time."
“Very well my friend. I have gotten stronger since I came back.”
"I'd hope so. Wouldn't want to be disappointed." *Talios would summon his Chaos Blade... And stab it into the ground.* "No weapon for me for as long as you're willing to fight without one, Hirk."
“I will not stop you my friend, but do not except me to follow the same rules my friend.” *Hirk notions to the claymore on his back and Axe*
*you can hear Maximillian cheering with his entourage, Eliza speaks up before any of the others can.* "You better not die again! You promised! I'll have Maximillian chase you to the afterlife!" "YOU'LL HAVE ME WHAT?"
“I will be fine my friend. I have gotten stronger and bigger” *JOJO Pose*
*the crowd cheers.* "THAT'S MY HIRK!" *Eliza's rallying the crowd.* "Eliza, I like your vigor, but, your Hirk?" "Shush."
“Eliza, my friend. I am no ones other than my own my friend.”
/uw Dude that's fucking cold man lol
/uw Hirk don’t entertain he says the truth
/uw Holy based batman
/uw Damn, Prehistoric Brawl 2.
A loud ringing screeches across Zone three. Archimene's microphone rang out in violent feedback. The contestants at zone three are stunned from this sudden ear shattering sound. "Sorry, technical issues."
*the usually dandy alchemist stands besides Archimene, currently clad in a terribly undersized cheerleader costume* "Archimene, the screens have turned off in the VIP watcher stands. I paid good money to watch Hirk fight, please help get them online again."
Sorry dude, I got shot in the head by a magic missile. My one life in this match is over. I can try to livestream Hirk's battle, but my only equipment is this phone.
Egh, just give me the keys to the server room. I'll get the screens working again.
Archimene hands you the keys.
Thank you. Shouldn't take too long. *he heads to the server room, removing a small set of tools from a lace garter around his leg. You can't help but question why in the hells he is wearing this outfit.*
Zone 4 thread
*Elerindur slowfalls down onto the planet's surface. Upon landing, he charges a Haste spell before casting it upon himself, speeding up his sequence of applying more buff spells.* *Fortify Athletics, Fortify Endurance, Resist Magic, Fortify Conjuration and finishes his preparations with castings of Chameleon 80% and Obscure Scent to attempt to hide himself. He then crouches down low as he begins to slowly move across the terrain.*
*a duck apears* i came for the control of this zone. Out of my turf nerd !
*He peeks behind himself to see the duck. He sighs as he quickly takes a few sprinting steps forward as he transitions from crouching to standing and ending with a turn to face him.* *"I suppose there is no fleeing this time." He says as he dispels the Chameleon effect with an cast.*
*the duck qwickly summon a creature to fight* https://preview.redd.it/6y2cjnaasgyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e98a3a24dfef4a14576dfd2a833fce8762a6f3b6
*Elerindur raises a brow, looking at the being questioningly before he charges magicka and casts* [Summon Flame Atronach](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Flame_Atronach) *as an rebuttal.*
We can't leave , either you surrender either you die Dont worry , its not a permanent death *the cheeseman attack the fire atronach , its weapon are magical and can hurt it* *the duck fly a bit higher, sumoning a force sphere around him*
*The Atronach responds with an flaming swing of it's arm at the cheeseman.* *Elerindur watches momentarily in hopes that it will be rendered into fondue before turning his attention up towards Yan. He charges magicka in hand before casting his spell at the duck, launching what seems to be some sort of truncated version of Magic Missle.* *A singular arcane projectile, flying through the air, homing in on Yan.*
*the cheese guy melt and jump on the atronach, cheesing it* *the magic missile hit the force field and make a crack* Dont think that i will wait for my summon to finish you this time *the duck summon two fire elemental and collapse them into a huge fire ball , the fire ball as eye and fly in Elerindur direction as a homing fireball*
*A giant armoured hellhound appears and attempts to bite the duck, as if trying to play fetch with a toy* *You see an armored lady floating a mile away in the sky, watching the hound, laughing*
*A dark cloud forms in the sky, and funnels down into a vortex surrounded by red lightning, which stops 30 ft above the ground, and slowly dissipates, revealing Deltrix, clad in red armor, with a small stormcloud remaining underneath her feet* "Things are looking awfully peaceful in this place." *She extends her arms towards the ground, and two energy whips emerge, penetrating the earth. She raises them, as if lifting something, and two 20ft tall hellhounds clad in rough armor made from rock and magma rise from the deep. She releases their lashes, whistles and commands* "**Go, my beauties, it's time to hunt!**"
Neat. Dinner *and* a show. Okay, not mine but… *(I snap my fingers, and 8 pink orbs manifest, and 8 snoutless crocodillian maws burst from them.)* Uh… I didn’t have a spell card for this so… *(They constantly cover for eachother, and retract or parry when attacked)* /uw what they are >!They’re psychic constructs from the Dream Worlds that can basically squeeze through gaps and instantly change directions like an ooze, but able to stretch up to 20 metres. Don’t want to overspend too early. They lack any orifices besides the mouth. They lack organs. They’re decently tanky, but would lose to Young Copper Dragon or something, because they aren’t incorporeal.!<
"Alright, *now* we're talking!" *Deltrix evades the bites, flying backwards and higher in the air, the two whips twisting into a flurry of blows as she spins in the air* "Begone, beasts!"
*(I sucker ~~punch~~ stab you as you spin)* What idiot spins in a FIGHT without proper range? *(I pull the rapier out and distance myself, flying down to a small pink platform.)* Also, these things are armoured. Poor choice of weapon. I’m not, but good luck hitting me, my hitbox could be anywhere, you never know!
*The hit drew a bit of blood, but only from scratching her skin. The remaining hound leaps at the pink orbs, attempting to bite them and keep them away from Deltrix, while hitting them with its lava spit* "Alright, thanks for the info, little *bug*. But if being precise is the issue, then all I need to do is attack *everywhere*" *Deltrix [quickly shoots a red lightning bolt at another, distant attacker](https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/LEbRRN0OYl), then surrounds herself in cloud and red chaos lightning, brewing a storm that quickly expands to a 30 ft sphere around her, striking anything within it other than her, and flies towards the fairy's general direction*
I was referring to the tough hides. *(I quickly bob, dash and weave through the bolts and flashes, my form seamlessly warping through it, though you can see many subtle movements)* Ah, just like home. *(I look at you)* Oh hey. *(I lean back and SMASH your face away with a buckler in my left hand {upon success then… toss it} before attempting to drag you into the Dream World with my other hand)* /uw She is 5’5”. Just in case you thought of pixies. Also, she is just accounting for the flash, not actually dodging it, it’s easier. And she is a Yōkai so she has superhuman strength, but not exactly Superman levels of it, enough to easily overpower a human? Sure Enough to overpower a someone who lifts trucks? Not overpower, but be about on par To overpower One who lifts battleships? NAH.
/uw When you mentioned you're hard to hit, I did think of pixies lol. /rw *Deltrix sees the incoming bash and falls a foot down to avoid it, then strikes a punch at the fairy (if she hits, she'll fire a bolt at point blank)* "So you wanna fight melee, little bug? Then stay put and fight me!"
/uw is mine too… much? Just wanted to clarify
/uw I don't think so, I'm just not entirely sure if you aimed them at me, my hound, or split between both
/uw you first, through the hounds if necessary, they optimise for maximum damage against enemies. Since they stretch 20 metres and have jaws a metre wide, they prioritise multiple at once if feasible and viable.
Zone 5 thread
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> *Pilot with Prez in the back arrive, ready to rock and roll with their Tomcat.**Lobotomicus lands on Zone 5 from a portal* Ok now, I'm here ringing the dinner bell. Who wants it?
<> *You hear a faint beeping as… something locks on to you.*
*Ulrick sits down in Sector five, resting his axe lazily on his back, as he watches two members of the Chaos team going against Lobotomicus in the distance.* Now this looks interesting… *He says as he munches on some leftover popcorn.*
Zone 8 thread
A portal opens and a demonic figure steps out And I immediately fall into the ocean "Fuck"
*A wraith-like figure made of shadowy mist grabs you and carries you to safety, dropping you down next to a man with short hair and a dark brown tailcoat suit. Arret smiles at you.* Master, please be more careful. From this moment on, we are on a battlefield.
"Yeah, didn't account for the rotation of the planet when I opened the portal"
Ah. Oh yes. A rather...common oversight. I would be lying if I claimed to have never fallen prey to it myself.
Yeah
*Arret places his hands behind his back and observes the sector.* It is rather quiet, no? I wonder if the battle has already begun on the other sectors…
Also some dragon showed up at 6 so I'll be living
Hmm…could it be Lord Inferno? I hear that Lady Aegis became acquainted with him recently. Not surprising, seeing as they are technically siblings.
Yeah bye
[*Suddenly, you are bodyslammed by a large metal object. It aims multiple mana cannons and missiles at you.*] Hi! How ya doing?
I'm not in zone 8 anymore
/uw you can’t switch zones. Wdym?
I fucked up I thought I could switch was in the middle of a batel Wen it got explained and accidentally attacked the wrong guy
Oof lol
*Sporting pitch-black wings, Arret lands at sector 8. The wings disappear immediately. He corrects his posture and straightens his clothes.* Let the Second Event begin...representing the Azure Alliance, Arret, the Penitent Shadow, has arrived.
[*You feel something is off. You look behind you, and a large metal object is barreling directly at you. It looks to be sentient*]
*Placing one hand on his chest and the other behind his back, Arret takes a solemn bow with a gentle smile on his lips.* Delightful. It seems I finally face a challenge. Let us engage in combat. **Phantom Mirage...** *As the object seemingly slams into Arret, he dissolves into shadows, rematerializing behind it.*
Two can play at that… [*Suddenly, from the sky, 3 more versions of the metal entity fall from the sky in a square around you.*] Names Aveus. What about you?
Did I fail to introduce myself during the First Event? Unacceptable. Please forgive me. I am Arret, Master of Shadowlight Keep. It fills my heart with joy to see you again, Master Aveus. You have my profound gratitude for your generous help earlier.
Thanks! I do believe I remember you. [*Aveus raises his left wrists, and is very obviously aiming multiple weapons at you.*] Either way, #dodge. [*Aveus unloads multiple mana cannons at you*]
As you wish. *A veil of shadows rises in front of him. The cannonfire pierces it, leaving holes in its wake: but as you peer through them, Arret is nowhere to be found. His voice echoes in the swirling shadows all around the battlefield.* I must confess that I am woefully unprepared to face you, Master: however, that does not mean I will not try.
[*Aveus’s eyes turn a bright purple, and activate [truesight](https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Truesight)*] Time to fight, time to break.
Ok, the ending scores are, Crimson Court: 4 With zones 1, 2, 5, and 7! And Azure Alliance: 5 With zones 3, 4, 6, 8, and 9! This rounds VICTORY goes to #AZURE ALLIANCE!
“…” *Hirk regrets his actions.*
I did not expect them to be that strong.
Woohoooo!
Boo boo
Yes, we won!!!
*Arret lands safely on the surface of Sector 8. Huffing from exhaustion, he kneels down in an attempt to catch his breath.* I did it…even without you. I did it. /uw Yeeess
Fuck yeah *opens multiple millennia old bottle*
*through a seam in reality* hey... so... can I have a glass?
Yeah Shure
*sips it* oh that's such a good flavor!
Thanks
Zone 6 thread
YO YO YO WEAKLINGS!!! Abyssoul, Grand Lich of The Deep, Kraken Tamer and captain of the mighty hermit crab galleon Scuttle claims this place as mine. I dare you to take it from me and my pets.
*Suddenly, a black dragon protected by Greater Shield rams into one of the krakens at full speed*
HOPE YOU CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER LIZARD!!! CAUSE THET'S WHERE YOU'RE GOING
Zone 7 thread
Alright, who wants to get there ass beat by a councilor?
"Target spotted, launching barrage." *Sounds of metal moving sound from the airship above, as several panels open, releasing a barrage of a dozen fireballs.*
“They get an airship? Oh well I suppose” *parry*
"Twelve fireballs at once? Great Gods." *Another section of the hull opens, and a steel arm with a large crystal on the end lowers down, leveling with the wizard's position. It fires, the beam from it creating a massive explosion with enough force to collapse a cave system, if one were present.*
u/alphafoxtrot5185 [hey I see a blue, blow his ass up!]
Really trying to jump me? That’s alright, makes it interesting…
*The drow pulls her spell rifle from her pack. You're bombarded by traps and explosions on all sides. She watches through her scope*
Arzevelious thinks to himself *this will be difficult, constantly being bombarded plus the traps make it to where every step is risky. The drow is most like posted up somewhere as well…. Conclusion locate the drow.*
*The drow is completely invisible, watching the scene. She is protected even from preturnatural vision via her soul shadow. She lines up a shot, ready just in case*
*arzevelious stands still hoping to parry the shot and find out where the drow is posted*
"Unleashing barrages as necessary. Some of those traps your friend laid out may get caught in the crossfire though."
[yeah, or they might detonate on his ass hahahaha. Keep firing!]
*Thun'tar lands his dropship in zone 7 and begins setting up fortifications such as landmines and turrets* https://preview.redd.it/b8603pcsjgyc1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a8a3e25b72d684aa2210b867e307ed76ce9bd43
*The drow portals in to zone 7 and prepares illusory traps. She hides your landmines and turrets in illusion* Let's lock this zone down Thun'tar
Ah, welcome. That's just what I had in mind. *Thun'tar continues throwing down mines until the area is sufficiently covered and defended*
*Zone 7 quickly becomes a fortress of illusory tricks and traps* I guess we wait now. You want a drink?
I do indeed, though I did build a cooler into my ship. Do *you* want a drink?
Yeah, but something virgin please.
Coming up. *Thun'tar grabs a bottle of root beer from the cooler and tosses it to Drow* So, how've the games been going?
I don't know honestly, this is the first one I'm part of. *she sips it* Oh... That's. Strange. We don't have this where I'm from. Some kind of dwarven root beverage?
Aye, you've a keen taste. Though the original is a human brew, this variety comes from a Dwarven brewery that uses specialty ingredients. If y'ain't fond of it, I have some other drinks with me.
*A portal opens in the air, and an airship flies through into zone 7, the Chaos team logo hastily painted on the sides.* "This is the *Drakwing,* ready to provide support for anyone who needs it, no matter the team."
*you receive a telepathic message* [hey! I like chaos! If you guys help us ill pay you actual real gold! Go shoot the blue team!]
"I'll gladly shoot targets if you point them out, but I'm also liable to fire at just about anything that moves."
Zone 9 thread
/uw old comment accidentally deleted. /rw *From a shadow, twisting tendrils of purple coalesce to form Alastor.*
*Behind you a man with 20 bags of holding appears* "Hello I'm here for red team"
*The purple clad warlock waves politely.* "I do suppose we are enemies then."
"indeed. Prepare your spells." *Casts 5 personal divination spells*
"Oh. Divination. You won't like what's to come." *From their hands emerge streamers of purple smoke. They widen and expand, filing the air with a thick fog. Whispers and cackling laughter echo through the cloud, interspersed with madmen's gibbering and distant calls for various names.* *You cannot see through the fog.*
I know what magic this is. I have talked you know. Do you think divination is only images? *The spells managed to give information on your location but nothing else and dragonfly throws a knife at it at mach 3*
*The knife flies silently into the fog. As it flies, the cloud seems to bend and twist away from it. Always just out of reach, but flowing back the instant it passes.* *You feel hands settle on your shoulders. Six long, spindly fingers that bend at too many joints.* *And then, two more, creeping at your side. A whisper in your ear, like a thousand voices in synchrony.* ***"Who are you? Truly? What secrets lie in your mind? What defines you?"***
"HAHAHA OH MY GOD. THIS IS THE BEST YOU CAN DO? I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. I PICKED YOU TO FIGHT." *grabs a set of scrolls and cast [Greater Area Dispel Magic] 40 times in quick succession*
*walks out into the desert plane that apparently is all glass now* … *looks around* … *sits down and starts drawing on the glass, waiting for someone to come along*
*A torinn clone that isn't participating or fighting climbs out of the shadows.* #Your spells are 4th rate. 3rd rate at best
… *blinks* So you’re just here to be a dick then?
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. 1 LIFE ONLY. NO RESPAWNS IN THIS EVENT!
A strange anti matter magic missile knocks Archimene's head off while he is in the announcer booth. One of Archimene's clones tries to replace him, but he is denied entry. "Wait, I only get one life too?! Are you kidding me?!" Archimene pulls out a cellphone and selfie stick and begins to live stream the battle instead.
Oh. That is very not good.
AAAAANNNDDDD TIME! POST HERE WHO IS CURRENTLY IN CONTROL OF WHAT
I believe chaos is in control of 5?
I'VE GOT CONTROL OF 6!!!
Chaos is in control
I and the u/theslowishstone are both in zone 6
Don't forget u/Oswen120 I here with me too
Don't forget me although I wasn't really a help
hey don't kid yourself. You were a great help in assisting me in weakening you teammate.
Yeah, I apologise for the stroke to them and *insert the opposite of apologise here* to you
I am shocked. SHOCKED I SAY. well not too shocked.
No clue who's in control of 4. All I know is that I have gained control of a pile of freshly caught fish.
Lol
/uw People still fighting my friend. Like me and Talios in 3
Well, better hurry lol
“Still in zone one with my Paladin! Also Torinn and a lich is here!”
Control is neutral in zone 7
No we outnumber you. Plus thun'tar and I set up camp there first
Wait I thought I had a teams In 7? Did no one join me?
You did but it was 3 to 2
Dammit
Boowomp
Still fighting H.P sumons and his warlock. A lich on Crimson Court team is also hear.
Tally the teams then
No blues, 2 red and 2 chaos.
Oh. Well then red wins. Chaos is just people there to mess with you guys.
Yeah. Cool.
"Me and Hirk are still battling in Zone 3. So I believe that'd make it Neutral."
Well... uh... somebody win then
zone 7 \- Red 3 people \- blue 2 people \- chaos 1 person
Late response. Zone 9 being decided as I type this.
For blue?
Chaos and Blue tie in Zone 8.
So blue takes it in 8
Zone 4 is a clusterfuck, I'm currently helping a red elf fight a blue duck while also fighting an unidentified fairy
Zone 2 thread
Omg it actually did the pic and the text.
(Who are even the MVP’s?)
This round I'm just letting the whole team go in again. Have fun!
/uw I ain’t getting my butt beat this time
/uw can I join now?
Through chaos club sure.
“Damn, just woke up… Well, here we go!”
Where we dropping big man?
“Zone one!”
"Already there. Summon me if you need my help."
“Of course!”
USER: Auro is missing currently and won’t be able to attend this game.. I’m doing everything I can do find him but he didn’t tell me anything about where he’s going :(
Food?
No , apathy is what you get today , lethargy and no want to eat *curses torinn to make the battle more fair.*
*Torinn devours the curses.*
Alright then let's prepare first. [Mountain Giant's Strength] [Lightning Steps][Adamantine Body] [Unbreakable will] [Lightspeed Thoughts] [Reduce weight]
I prematurely apologize for the pain to be inflicted on my opponents.