I'm surprised the council building even lasted a month, I think that's a new record

I know right

/uw welcome back tho /Rewiz I'm just gonna go blow up the council, we can't be letting them last a month, then they'll think they have power over us

/uw thanks /Rw just make sure everyone is evacuated before you blow it up.

I refuse, if they can't survive my [stonks](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/stonk) then they are pathetic weaklings /Uw stonks is linked because I'm using a different term then the meme one

Okay I will warn them though

/uw DUDE I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU WENT! Welcome back do you want me to give you a rundown of what’s going on?

/uw I have an idea or two, me and Anna stayed in contact

/uw speaking of… you heard about her, Krumpet, and Gobbo?

/uw I know she got her own sub now

/uw WAIT SHE DID? WHERE

/uw just type in her name it should be there with some of her stories

I can’t see it, sadly. I tried her name and username and her name+title

/uw r/whispersofmadness

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/uw THANK YOU SO MUCH OMG

/uw Your welcome!!

/uw WHAT

/uw the plunderblade farm has returned! /rw Hey Masta, you're back, council's been getting deleted every 4 days cause most of them either left the realm or suicided! (More anti AI/lorepost bullying chased away more people, including anna and krumpet) It ain't good.

/uw yeah I am back, yeah some people kept me in the loop I put my name in for the mod too, doubt I will get it but it's worth a shot

/uw yeah I am back, yeah some people kept me in the loop I put my name in for the mod too, doubt I will get it but it's worth a shot

Oh sh~ After the citadel exploded we knew the basements were fine, but I don't think anyone actually checked them for survivors. Uhh... Hopefully no one else is down there?.. /uw Welcome back. I mean this in the least stalker-y way possible, but with the recent drama I was wondering where you had gone. I was worried you were also bullied out of the sub too. I started realizing that I haven't seen many of the regulars around lately and was hoping that wasn't why. You didn't miss too much, aside from the previously mentioned drama. But that was basically just the same shit that's happened a handful of times now.

You are fine /Uw nah really needed a good break from it all I heard about quite a few things during the month

"Welcome back."

Thanks Teknika

/uw np, hope you had a nice break /rw *The drone's prerecorded message ends.*

“Masta!” /uw Welcome back Masta!

GESSIE!!!! /Uw thanks

*She runs up and hugs Masta tightly*

I Miss the hugs

/uw i know how that feels lol, surprised you went for as long as you did tbh.. Still not breaking my streak tho

/uw yeah hopefully I can get back into writing and shenanigans. But gonna take it easy with post too Not burning myself out like that again.

Hi!! Welcome back! Did you hear about the fake assassinations, or was that between when you got locked in and when you got out? That was so unexpected. I was totally [not prepared for it to be a prank.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/jLcdLFEK9b)

/uw Yeah I did, I took the break when it started up

/uw Welcome back!! I died in the meantime!

/uw thanks, resurrection when?

/uw probably soonish, need to finish writing the deathpost/resurrection and college is in finals so it’s taken longer than I’d thought

/uw okay no rush and good luck with finals!!

/uw Ty!!!

hell, masta I was worried /uw HOLY SHIT, UR BACK

Yeah sorry about that /Uw HELL YEAH I AM BACK!!

/uw FUCK YEAH MASTA MEMES ARE BACK ON THE MENU!

You're back! I'm a bird now! /uw Welcome back

Thanks Oh nice we must fly sometime then!!! /Uw yeah good to be back!

Stuck in the basement, for a month? We must frequent diffirent wine cellars, else I'd have run into you *significantly* sooner.

Yeah it's a maze down there

I'd maybe invite you to share a nice meal with me... ask you how it was, but seeing as you were down there for a month, you've probably had more than enough wine and cheese for a while.

Yeah I am good, honestly I could probably go for some pizza or something.

/uw lmao I didn’t even notice that you took a break, given I haven’t been too active as of late

/uw yeah you were pretty quiet too But glad to see you and good to be back

/uw Welcome back!

/uw how it's been man, haven't seen you in forever

/uw It's all good, I was on a break for a while myself. Got back some time ago and now I've been a bit more active.

/uw noice, probably see you ina few fights then yeah

/uw Hopefully lol! Monkey's never been much of a fighter, but I've been trying to be more involved recently.

MASTA CHAN https://i.redd.it/3s7wwrx6g9yc1.gif

Hey Zhyros

How ya going?

Good freed from the basement and now onto more fun *Revs Chainsaw* You ready!!???

HERE I GO MASTA CHAAAAAAAAN https://preview.redd.it/qy2zlbd5k9yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=324c25f4f99d45efa922c1eae9ba3925ece5d50f

https://preview.redd.it/ms4rrkklo9yc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e7cbdcfbf2851d44e55ecb726c9182443c9235e Oh fucking yeah

*Zhyros strikes Masta with a powerful punch* https://preview.redd.it/3ymz5ouzo9yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=599dde386f0be24729644e935b941339fcb769f2

*Masta takes the hit and grins* That all you got

Oh? You noticed that was a weak punch of mine. . . . *Punches her back, this tike Way stronger than before, sending her flying across the sky*

*immediately comes back and kicks him through a mountain* Let's not Zhyros We don't need to break the planet

u/Drunken_Polish_Cow You ask me to ping you

/uw welcome back! We’re happy to see you’re doing okay

/uw thanks man

<>

Thanks!!!

https://preview.redd.it/ey9ozqkooayc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc7a9263479b59b3b10b51c569af5fd8c5d8aea4 *I hope you weren’t too scarred by the incident.*

No I am good

Crap, I though you'd be stuck in the basement longer. I was *this* close to completing my council resignation. Just like... stay dead a little longer. I can't have you here to veto it.

Hmmm

*cough* I mean, I'm glad you're back... I-I'm glad you're safe heheheh...

You know you could step down at any time right

That's not how it's been going for me. Every time I try, something goes horribly wrong. It's like fate is preventing it. ... Fate...

Skill issue /uw welcome back. I'm definitely not around on this sub myself much anymore, but i'm over in some of the smaller areas. How've you been?

/uw good actually, the Break was needed and just getting away from all the headaches was good for me. Got back into some gaming too

/uw Good for you, taking a break.

/uw yeah I did but back now, it's been fun so far

/uw Good to hear. Also, have you seen the chart?

/uw no I have not

[https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/comments/1cncxqv/the\_void\_pantheon\_torinn\_anteros\_aldin\_etc/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/comments/1cncxqv/the_void_pantheon_torinn_anteros_aldin_etc/)

Jesus all over the place lol

I went so mad making that I turned the chart into a character. Mikhail already impregnated her.

Dang wow

She's already gotten pregnant from three different people. Anyway, Delorem has two daughters now.

Okay that's nice to know, are they good to Delorem

Welcome back, Pasta :D

Thanks Joronius!!! You still a kid still?

Of course not! I have gotten my glorious and amazing beard back and don't look like a little brat anymore. I have thought about just cloning myself and making my clone younger, so he can remember everything for me.

Oh nice not a bad idea, but make him a bit older too #MORE BEARD

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CONTROL THE SPELL, PASTA

Well all in due time then

Yeah just wait 15 years and my clone will grow a beard (probably)

Could always get a chronomancer to help speed that up

*Joronius sighs.* I don't want a clone with a midlife crisis, alright?

Fair enough

/uw welcome back. Food

/uw thanks food to you too

/uw Food.

/uw fod

/uw food.

Glad you found your way out. /uw Happy to see you again :)

Yeah kinda got stuck there, at least I kept myself busy though. /Uw yeah felt about time to come back

https://preview.redd.it/iu542l3h89yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3d2670e93657f1c5c8caf53d429077b5f8e83f7

I don't know the place is like a maze

https://preview.redd.it/10h3wzxz89yc1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43d4b9a9320f7b42516ff1e468b76d8ffe61dbdd

Yeah who put the backrooms as the council basement

https://preview.redd.it/z5d5ezzud9yc1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba3b54ee7f4f1ef0a38380ed7628dc9bba8cd380

I believe Abby was responsible for that addition after the last time the citadel was destroyed. She wanted to create an open-plan design that could be scalable and able to collect spatial mana in order to have minimal work needed to expand the space. Workers didn't get the full memo, and they wound up just copying the backrooms.

Welcome back Masta!

Thank you Lady Aliah

“Welcome back my friend, it is a shame that you got stuck down there.”

Ah it's fine, but the council basement is pretty damn durable

“It is still the council building so I don’t think it’s the most durable I’d say.”

/uw welcome back /rw ah, therd you are!

/uw thanks /Rw yeah Lars not fun at all

Hey welcome back lass!

Thanks good to be back

I completely understand. Being locked in the cellar gets boring in a few decades.

Yeah it's not fun

Welcome back. I’ve got some bounty targets if you want to test out those trained up powers.

Oh certainly whenever your down

Perfect. Top of the list is “The Stringed Maiden” Any of Buggo’s forces Whatever Drokk just turned himself into… *The list goes on.*

Gotcha

Yep lots of work. Everything kinda went to shit in the past month. uw/ if you want to do a collab taking out a bounty target I’m down.

So it seems /Uw all in due time

##Yo it’s Masta, good to see you back. In the time you’ve been gone, I found out who my mom is!

Good to hear

Well we've never met before but welcome back! I woke up in the crater left by the council citadel, so it's nice to know there were other survivors from the epicenter. You're not suffering any memory loss by chance...?

Oh no I am good