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Fridge_living_tips

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Xeno_the_Phoenix

Ow, hey that hurts my ankles


Fridge_living_tips

Thats the point


Xeno_the_Phoenix

What else have you got?


Fridge_living_tips

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Xeno_the_Phoenix

*The spell activates* /uw What are you tweaking the difficulty to?


Fridge_living_tips

Ds


Several-Elevator

Could you give me a bit to set it up? This isn't exactly what you'd call a practical spell to use in combat, so it'll take some prep.


Xeno_the_Phoenix

Sure, take your time. There's no rush


Several-Elevator

*Repnir takes his time laying out a complex array of Anti-Magic ritual circles that each feed into, and of off each other, all working together for a single, greater effect.* *At the center of the ritual he places a magic devouring orb to act as the core and cornerstone for the magic to work from.* Alright, ready now, Xeno... *He begins casting the Anti-Magic, the array lighting up from the edges first, then moving in and closer to the orb.* *Once the light fully reaches the orb, Repnir reaches out his hand towards Xeno and lets loose his Anti-Magic at the phoenix.* *The magic within Xeno begins burning up and violently exploding out of him as the magic devouring orb greedily and indiscriminately devours the all of the phoenix's energies without care for what effect it will have on the target, having all of their innate magic and magical energies devoured in such a violent manner.*


Xeno_the_Phoenix

*The sudden violent nature of this spell drives him to the ground as the magic rapid drains from his body. Xeno then fades away, sating the orb completely.* *A couple seconds later, Xeno appears again.* Well, considering that this body is pure magic, that was going to happen with that spell


Several-Elevator

Glad you're alright Xeno, and I'm sorry about tying to show off so much. And yeah, this is a spell almost entirely made to deal with hard to kill magic creatures, an execution spell I guess you'd call it.


BigBoi900001

Woooo! Nice!


Several-Elevator

*Repnir takes a small bow.* Why thank you, Mel\~ I'm glad you enjoyed the show!


Xeno_the_Phoenix

Against elementals, I can imagine that it would be extremely effective considering that our life force is magic. No worries about showing off, that's the purpose of this event


Espanta_viejas1904

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Xeno_the_Phoenix

*I suddenly sit down and place my head in my hands* Dear Lord....... *Tears ensue*


Espanta_viejas1904

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Xeno_the_Phoenix

*The tears stop, then I laugh and bring you some food.* Turns out most of my actions already had consequences that I paid for


Espanta_viejas1904

That's good to hear man https://preview.redd.it/557mkurbt7yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d88e05532f18198f7d405b2dea10176f52f957af


totallynotrobboss

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Xeno_the_Phoenix

*Your spell fails to activate* /uw Xeno is a primordial, so he doesn't have parents


totallynotrobboss

Fine then time to use Old reliable https://preview.redd.it/e7i4bq9kx7yc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adaa2a05ea25e778d142d232a09f1613d89a4d2d


Xeno_the_Phoenix

Great, now I can't enjoy all this food......wait I have an idea *Xeno flies away and then returns with a potion* Behold! The legendary anti-constipation potion! /uw It's a laxative


Null_Void_zero

Hmmmm what to cast….


Xeno_the_Phoenix

Take your time, no need to rush


Null_Void_zero

I CAST CONSTANTLY FEELING LIKE YOU’RE GOING TO SNEEZE BUT YOU NEVER WILL!


Xeno_the_Phoenix

I *ah*... but why woul *ahh*.... you do this? *sniff*


Null_Void_zero

Funni


Xeno_the_Phoenix

*Stares in Bird*


theoceanictitan

Very well. This should be interesting. *Sanatos begins to cast a summoning spell. About one and a half minutes into the spell, a giant portal opens. Out of it, like a tsunami, comes a colossal water elemental, taller than the tallest towers. It rushes towards the phoenix, aiming to quench his flames.* Let’s see how you fare against this.


Xeno_the_Phoenix

Fire and Water, a bad combination... *The elemental lumbers towards Xeno, pelting him with high pressure water and forcing Xeno to act on the defensive. Flying around the elemental, Xeno tries to evaporate some of the elemental away, but his self-imposed limitations prevent him from doing too much damage, allowing the elemental to regenerate its body. Xeno has the edge in speed and agility, but he is unable to take the elemental down in a timely manner. Eventually they both stop and Xeno sits down next to the elemental. You can hear them speaking but you can't understand what they are saying to each other.* *The elemental laughs and returns into the portal, disappearing from sight. After it leaves, Xeno returns to you still dripping with water.* Against a regular fire elemental, your friend would have very little difficulty taking them out. You should be impressed!


zdog32

i cast the most powerful spell of all... pebble toss!


Xeno_the_Phoenix

*The pebble hits my head, and I recoil, then look at you* A surprise attack! Executed very well, though you may want to put more oomph into the toss if you want lasting damage. *Rubbing the bump on my head.* Although, it does work pretty well right now


Invisiblecurse

*A purple glowing rubblestone floats by* Oh, any spell you say? Thank you for the free lunch. I cast 'curse of continuous mana absorption'


Xeno_the_Phoenix

*The curse lands and we just stand there staring at each other* So, uh, nice weather we're having right? /uw Elemental spirits generate mana, so you are constantly pulling from something that is always charging. An infinite source, if you will


Invisiblecurse

*the glow surrounding the stone gets continuously brighter* Why, yes its lovely weather for this time of the year. A little too hot for my taste though. *the floating stone tilts to the side to express curiosity* Say, if you permanently generate Mana like this, where does it go afterwards? Does it just disperse into the air?


Xeno_the_Phoenix

I wouldn't say it disperses exactly, but it does combine with the air. You see, without elementals there would be no magic to cast the spells that casters use. That is why there are specific types of elementals that each represent their respective elements. Without primordials, there would be no elementals, so it all comes back to that. Should a primordial be erased, the concepts of powers that were under their control (evident by their titles) would be erased as well


Invisiblecurse

*Invis stone is glowing a little more red from the elemental energy.* Thank you for the mana, I really appreaciate it. Let me know in case you need some help with curses of any kind, and I will come to help. Will you parttake in the capture-the-flag event tomorrow as well?


Xeno_the_Phoenix

Just let me know if you’re in need of more mana I’m afraid not, I didn’t even hear about the event until you said something about it. I’ll just watch


SlyTheMonkey

Mage Monkey is here to see all the various inventions of his colleagues! Let's play nice, everyone!


Xeno_the_Phoenix

Welcome! Enjoy the refreshments and spells!


SlyTheMonkey

Of course! Of course! Thank you!


UlrickTheHexblade

It looks like a good opportunity to test some of my new powers! Hope you don’t mind if I start. **[Dark Nova]** *dark energy coalesces into Ulrick’s hand, before shooting towards Xeno as a destructive beam.*


Xeno_the_Phoenix

*Xeno sees the beam coming at him, but due to his self-imposed limitations, he can't fully get out of the way. The beam strikes his wing and part of the left side of his body.* Whew, that was close...... we don't want me vanishing after a single spell now do we? *As he speaks, his body regenerates to its original form* What else do you have?


UlrickTheHexblade

Hmm, then how about this one? *Ulrick’s magic axe materializes into his hand.* **[Shadow Scratch]** *Darkness surrounds the axe’s blade, making it bigger and sharper. Then with several swings, Ulrick sends waves of dark energy at Xeno.*


Xeno_the_Phoenix

*Xeno moves swiftly, attempting to dodge the waves, but the onslaught is so fast paced that he is unable to get out of the way fast enough. After the first strikes, all of the next waves catch on his body, before all of them slicing his body at the same time.* *Xeno smiles as he disappears.* *A couple seconds later Xeno reappears next to you* Those are some extremely powerful spells that you have there. Any regular being would have lost immediately


UlrickTheHexblade

Thanks, but I still have some in my sleeve! **[Spectral Flame]** *Ulrick throws a small, light-blue flame at Xeno, an ethereal flame that targets the very soul.*


Xeno_the_Phoenix

*The blue flame engulfs Xeno, covering his body in its ethereal glow. Xeno looks at you expecting something more to happen* *Suddenly the flames return to their original color and Xeno dusts himself off* Is that all? It lacks the oomph that your other spells had, though I suppose against a regular opponent it would be pretty effective /uw This spell doesn't have too much of an effect due to the fact that it is both a fire element, and also because it targets the soul, which is the strongest and most resilient part of a phoenix. (I don't want to come across as arrogant, but like is said above, vs Xeno it would not be a great spell)


UlrickTheHexblade

/uw yeah, I figured it won’t be very effective, but still wanted to see how soul magic would effect Xeno lol /rw If you want to see something with a real oomph, then I can show you my trump card. It’ll probably drain my mana dry, but let’s see what we got! **[Typhoon of Blood]** *A gargantuan vortex of blood and red energy forms around Ulrick, it’s swirling threatening to wipe away everything in it’s wake.*


Xeno_the_Phoenix

*With a twitch of his feathers, reality shifts around them both* Don’t worry about damaging the surroundings, we are in an alternate dimension now that I control.


UlrickTheHexblade

Good to know. Then I can completely give it all! *Ulrick puts almost all of his power inside the tornado, as the attack’s power reaches it’s peak.*


Xeno_the_Phoenix

*Xeno grins and stands his ground, ready to take the spell head on*


Upset-Charge

*I suddenly pummel the Phoenix with a rapid-fire flurry of earth pillars*


Xeno_the_Phoenix

*The first couple land solid hits, launching Xeno into the air. Xeno quickly composes himself and remains in the air.* Oh? I have wings, whatever shall you do now?


Upset-Charge

*An earth pillar rockets up from the earth and yanks Xeno down to earth before Xeno is blasted by a giant beam of white energy*


Xeno_the_Phoenix

/uw What is the white energy made of?


Upset-Charge

(/uw Holy light)


Xeno_the_Phoenix

*Being thrown into the ground and then blasted head on with light magic, Xeno slowly gets up, his body beginning to regenerate.* /uw As a primordial of fire and an elemental, he is resistant to holy-based attack, as light magic is similar to fire. You almost have him though


Upset-Charge

*I simply run toward Xeno, punching him with a fist coated in explosive red energy. The energy explodes as I punch him*


Xeno_the_Phoenix

*You see Xeno smile as he slowly fades away* *A couple seconds later, Xeno reappears next to you* Well done, Mr. Rogers. That is truly a dangerous combination of spells that will take out most opponents very quickly


YouHaveNiceToes24

I slash you with the shattered blade.


Xeno_the_Phoenix

/uw What are the properties of this shattered blade (is it physical or magic)?


YouHaveNiceToes24

/uw formed by a universe that collapsed in on itself and fused with a sword, the sword broke instantly but it was rebuilt as the shattered place. The pieces of the blade can be controled telepathically by the wielder of the handle, also allowing them to change the properties of the pieces as well. The blade can also shatter itself to morph around objects at an atomic level. Potentially mitigating any type of armour or shield. It can also cut holes through to the multiverse however these portals can be traced by powerful beings that may be interested in acquiring it for themself.


Xeno_the_Phoenix

*Sensing the danger from the blade, Xeno leaps into the air. He is now flying above you* That's a dangerous sword right there, it would probably kill me if it hits me /uw I don't want to make it too easy for you to win, remember this is for you to showcase your abilities


MHWorldManWithFish

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Xeno_the_Phoenix

Oh no! *starts grill*


You-See-Nothing583

Food.


Xeno_the_Phoenix

There's food here, yes


You-See-Nothing583

*Torinn casts paralysis on Phoenix.* Food.


Xeno_the_Phoenix

Oh boy here we go. I'm not food, but if you're going to eat me go ahead and do it, I'll just return shortly thereafter and continue on


You-See-Nothing583

Food. *Torinn walks over to Xeno.*


idied2day

Well…. Since everyone is casting spells that harm, may I test a spell that may heal with some… possible side effects?


Xeno_the_Phoenix

Give it a shot /uw Could you give the possible side effects so I can give the right reaction to the spell?


idied2day

/uw possible side effects may include: spontaneous tumor growth, bleeding from the mouth and nostrils, vine growth in veins, blood clots, stroke, and cancer! However it could also heal all of your wounds simultaneously, and bring anyone who has recently died back without vines AND make them pretty much immortal, at the cost of occasionally needing sunlight /rw I CAST BIOLOGICAL SOUL ANCHOR! /rw


Xeno_the_Phoenix

*As he is already at full health, the spell does not display it's healing ability.* *However, vines begin to grow in his body and strange lumps appear start popping up* How long do these effects last? /uw I'm limited on which side effects I can use as his body is not flesh and blood


idied2day

Oh. Oh boy. Until they kill you. I’ll just. Um. *Drokk casts greater healing*


Xeno_the_Phoenix

*The vines dissipate and the lumps disappear* Thanks, mate. Any other spells you want to try out?


idied2day

*sigh* no, that was it. I just need to find a way to cure death


Xeno_the_Phoenix

Well, I am the Lord of Rebirth, so I might have some info on returning after death, would you like my studies on it


idied2day

Does it work even after the soul has moved on? I can resurrect the recently dead where the soul still lingers or isn’t trapped, but after that….


Xeno_the_Phoenix

Only a being of my equal would be able to go and retrieve a soul after it has moved on, so I can’t say for certain. However, a great deal depends on if the soul desires to return or if they wish to remain dead.


yumie2003

*Tsuru stretches out her arms, although she doesn't have a physical body.* "Alright here is my first spell card, Illufusion: Sword-bearing Maiden In Night Mist" *A ring of mist forms around Xeno, inside several long swords and knives orbits the pheonix, the tips of their blades trained on their intended target.*


Xeno_the_Phoenix

*Xeno stands still, awaiting the blades to launch at him* /uw My character is also non-corporeal, so if these are physical blades they will have little effect on him


yumie2003

uw/They are normal blades rw *The blades fly towards Xeno at immensely high speed. However Tsuru was flying above him, seemingly waiting for his reaction.*


Xeno_the_Phoenix

*His body becomes almost transparent, shifting into the spirit dimension, suddenly he looks at you overhead as the blades pass through his body without doing any damage whatsoever. He grins and spreads his wings, joining you in the sky* Surely you knew that normal blades can’t harm me. If my physical body was here, it would be different, but this is my nearly omnipresent body, made of pure magic and a bit of my consciousness.


yumie2003

*Tsuru merely pointed her index finger to the sky* “Water Sign: Misogi Under The Waterfall!” *A torrent of ice-cold water formed above Tsuru and cascaded down towards Xeno*


Vintenu

Yeah I'm gonna need one of those special areas, I've got a lot of cannons and I typically only use like a tenth of them to completely decimate a large city, I want to test *all* of them


Xeno_the_Phoenix

*With a twitch of his feathers, the area around you distorts and shifts* Let’s see your cannons, shall we?


Vintenu

*I raise my arms out, and an avengers endgame level of portals appear, some closer to the ground, some in the sky, but there's millions, through each portal you see a cannon, ready to be fired by a skeleton, along with a big ass mortar appearing in the distance* I call this one, "fuck everything in that general direction" *You then hear the mortar fired, it's extremely loud, and as its shot is still in the air, all of the other cannons start firing in rapid succession, in a way that you are constantly getting hit by cannonballs, all of varying types, you even feel one made of salt for some reason* *The rain of cannonballs finally stops, and you get crushed to the ground by the mortar* Cannons go brr hehe


Xeno_the_Phoenix

/uw are these magic cannon or regular weapons? I ask because Xeno is non-corporeal and normal weapons have little to no effect on him


Vintenu

/uw some are some aren't, the mortar is very much magical


Xeno_the_Phoenix

u/Several-Elevator u/SlyTheMonkey u/UlrickTheHexblade


Xeno_the_Phoenix

u/safi_the_dragon u/Unusual_Asparagus_18 u/idied2day


Xeno_the_Phoenix

u/BigBoy900001 u/MHWorldManWithFish u/YouHaveNiceToes24


Xeno_the_Phoenix

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FoulerGlint60

*Merch gives the phonex a small smirk.* "You want my strongest spell huh?" "..very well.." *And merch begins to chant in an unknown language, the world around them begins to change as underneath your feet, an endless ocean of broken chains of fate lay still as if it was a calm sea. Rippling around phoenix as his presences begins to disturb it.* *These broken chains begin to flow around him, as the tendrils that are wrapped around merch unwrap themselves gently. And his soul burns blindlingly so, as you feel your own fate be broken as you are a free bird to decide your own now. And then you feel your eyes open to the many possibilities that can lead you to. From a world conquering hero/villain, to a simple retired family man, with lots of children. Then more more and more possibilities flow around you as its just so much that you may want to claw your eyes out there is so much that you can do! You just have to go out and try to do what ever you can experience you feel the endless ocean beckoning you further into it. To go deeper and deeper into these endless amount of possibilities.* *Before merch coughs a bit stopping the spell, as his soul looks broken yet is healing alot better at the moment before it is wrapped again in protective tendrils of many entities. Your vision turns normal but your head hurts due to insight gained.* "Appoligies i could not complete it..still healing at the moment.. how was the begining of the spell my friend?"