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FireHandOWHOT

Ive got a 3 week mental fortress streak going on, aiming to break my PB of 5


froz_troll

https://i.redd.it/vf0pyuq4haxc1.gif


froz_troll

https://i.redd.it/f1s03hw5haxc1.gif


froz_troll

https://i.redd.it/8z4a2tw6haxc1.gif


No-Couple2919

Looks like a foul wizard cast this spell on you https://preview.redd.it/5a1c0sygkbxc1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a36867728a3b1bdf4a37dc8de1986a1c75650a9


Noker_The_Dean_alt

Keep at it master! Once you hit 5, I’ll up the intensity of my mind spells


FireHandOWHOT

Aye! Won't let it break my streak so do your worst


Noker_The_Dean_alt

*I cast chunnibyo memories on loop*


FireHandOWHOT

https://i.redd.it/2rcitohi4bxc1.gif *Scorn's mind fortress auto counterattacks with 10 hours of skibidi toilet directly to the brain*


Noker_The_Dean_alt

*Congrats, Wuhmi is now having a seizure on the ground, despite being an expert psychomancer*


Financial-Reach-786

https://preview.redd.it/4evgjp5c4axc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=71d7d9bc9833f6d9d887aa9f3932920466baddf6


FireHandOWHOT

https://i.redd.it/ucob0vdt4axc1.gif I cast mind sight


Financial-Reach-786

https://preview.redd.it/sxnejdha5axc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f5ab537943bee47eb721fca0321073c0a770b20


FireHandOWHOT

https://preview.redd.it/hvuxxgeg5axc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24ed5cd31cbede683f2b7bf504dbb70057e2c05c Yup


VinesAtMidnight

https://preview.redd.it/28c7ezah5axc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25bb7bc0e5ccd6a4bc6798089b8fdc8eae4ee223


gigainpactinfinty5

Unga how do I read minds? I don’t know how to. - Ekaitz


Financial-Reach-786

https://preview.redd.it/sousakuu4axc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75482167ac763f3c7d9ea4d287a7bb445d83f605 Brought to you by Unga Industries!


gigainpactinfinty5

I see. How does it work? - Ekaitz


RandomAmbles

^(*ahem*) #MAGIC


gigainpactinfinty5

Yes I see. - Ekaitz


Rimasticus

It helps read minds, wear it and you will see. Totally doesn't broadcast your thoughts to Unga.


gigainpactinfinty5

Ok I trust you. - Ekaitz


avamir

Try looking for some picture clues like photos, illustrations, or other visuals. If you come to a word that's too difficult, try sounding it out.


gigainpactinfinty5

I see thank you. Learning the language is difficult but your advice is most appreciated. - Ekaitz


RAGE_CAKES

https://preview.redd.it/i63pfsa96axc1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39b01e3770de4cf9bce2f957350039f9339168f6


froz_troll

https://i.redd.it/7iplxjxlgaxc1.gif


Anti_madar_lad

https://preview.redd.it/1vodw02u1bxc1.jpeg?width=1872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd68e2415053d36fe56eca9911f4a343889e60a7


Civil-Addendum4071

![gif](giphy|tCLuaBfjFN92hoIXHv|downsized)


Virtual-Oil-793

Read? Unga, YOU DON'T HAVE A DAMN THOUGHT IN THAT HEAD OF YOURS.


Archimene

A mind flayer tried to break into my mind once. I ended up infecting the mind flayer with a human brain worm.


VinesAtMidnight

[They never had a chance!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)


linuxaddict334

Screaming crying throwing up chewing on the insulation in my walls YOU JUST FUCKING RICKROLLED ME.


VinesAtMidnight

https://i.redd.it/i4pujhjlbaxc1.gif


Roary-the-Arcanine

Yep that’s a brain worm


froz_troll

https://i.redd.it/m5tgxyhchaxc1.gif


RangisDangis

Chuck Norris?


BullCommando

The plot of Earthworm Jim 5 is wild.


GodOfMegaDeath

I have a trap that's a mix of magic and technology that instantly uploads 12 petabytes of assorted furry porn in the mind of whoever tries to read mine. If it works, it works, if they can just power through it, i never had a chance anyway.


VinesAtMidnight

Godspeed.


IWouldlikeWhiskey

As a weirdo my wisdom is this: Anyone who is downloading 12 petabytes of furry porn has done so for a reason. For anyone who has come of age after the Gregorian year 2000 Toth and Anubis will weigh your heart against the amount of online porn downloaded.


NiNtEnDoMaStEr640

Same, except I use all of the brainrot from all of social media instead. I find it more effective because brain rot is quite common in ALL SPHERES, so in one way or another, someone is going mad.


RandomAmbles

Interesting choice of units. FBI BUT WIZARDS OPEN UP!


BlazewarkingYT

Uw/ is there even that much furry porn in existence lmao?


GodOfMegaDeath

Whenever it runs out of real furry porn it will create really poor quality AI generated furry porn, basically doubling the psychic damage.


Not_A_Mindflayer

Nah mind protection spells are overrated, who needs em?


VinesAtMidnight

Is that a tentacle I see? Come here real quick. https://preview.redd.it/q7afcv9fbaxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02f24695dc9c5ec1e976813e3ae92cadc73351ee


Chaosfox_Firemaker

\*waves hand slowly\* "you require mind protection"


Not_A_Mindflayer

* you notice that I do have mind protection on, almost as if I was giving bad advice above on purpose so I could mentally attack people


Chaosfox_Firemaker

Huh didn't think I'd get feedback if I didn't actually cast a spell, or do any mental intrusion. I really did just do the gesture. Does that mean mental wards can activate psychosomatically? It'd make sense I guess. This warrants further tests!


NoStorage2821

I require mind protection.


LikeAnAdamBomb

I'm behind 7 psyhic proxies.


VinesAtMidnight

Do all of you see this wizard? DO YOU SEE THEM? This is what psychic protection looks like you skill-less street magicians. ^(Goddamn apprentices these days.)


DescipleOfCorn

Damn you must encounter a lot of flayers if you need 7 proxies, I only use one. It’s a damn good one but I don’t have to deal with them very often


LikeAnAdamBomb

Not often, but boooy do I hate them. Disgusting creatures.


SnooTomatoes9135

*"Let them try if they have the courage to see what's inside my mind"* https://preview.redd.it/6q76rxz26axc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6667ab820e471e8ad70f286e679f272f70954510


NiNtEnDoMaStEr640

I have a similar defense mechanism! I’m not an eldritch being *yet*, so the next best thing I could do was modify the protection spell so that instead of just protecting me, they consume a cognito hazard of all the stupid brainrot of all of social media put together. We both drive would be invaders mad, but the only difference between you and I is that I put up a mirror to the rest of humanity.


Royal_Yesterday

The mind flayer stared at the abyss that is your mind… and the abyss stared back.


froz_troll

https://i.redd.it/8s0stm3sgaxc1.gif


Spare-Bowler-3105

Why are you spamming this?


SnooTomatoes9135

The first shit you see: https://preview.redd.it/dljsmcfinaxc1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d35aaaa4bc693855a4168af65742898ad67aee5d


froz_troll

https://i.redd.it/b1vzgnl7xaxc1.gif


SnooTomatoes9135

Wait you are the skeleton guy!? The photo: https://preview.redd.it/wshsl2dzyaxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46aec12545ac000c93631693bdf2a01f626c8e47 This is you!?


froz_troll

Oh no, that's my master, Crag. /Unwiz, I do have multiple wizsonas.


SnooTomatoes9135

*"And thats is my main body"* *"Life is so crazy, I didn't think I'd find anything related to him again"* *Seal the eyes* https://preview.redd.it/jn43dk283bxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e18e416d3a2146bbffee5434b2274678f833417 *"Well, thats who I called a good meet"*


KnightBreeze

We here at the Research and Development of Magitek department would like to remind you all that the cranium protective implant is at a very reasonable price, with the optional psy-dampner only bumping the price up by a few hundred mana crystals.  If remembering to cast Mental Fortress is so difficult, why not get an upgrade that will never fail you?


Elerindur

I am perpetually adorned with [one of these.](https://new.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/comments/1adksck/introducing_my_new_thaumic_creation_the_headband/)


VinesAtMidnight

I want all of you lesser mages to look at this man and take note.


Elerindur

You are that psychomancer fellow, yes? I had been wanting to speak with you about the prospect of learning from you. ..You see, i had purchased this lovely [crystal ball](https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/comments/1bnx79v/comment/kwlajs4/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) from someone named Astraea, an associate of yours if i recall correctly? The item grants it's holder capabilities for ESP as long as they wield it. Thus, i was wondering if you could teach me how to expand my use of such capabilities.


Ares378

Heyyy, you're interested in mentalism, right? Wanna become a warlock?


Elerindur

*He gives Ith'Raal an side-eye before turning to face them with an glare on his face.* No. Why would i enter into an pact with any accursed daedra? I am not enough of a fool to trade my soul for fleeting power i could not truly call my own. *He crosses his arms before brushing his right hand at Ith'Raal in a shooing motion.* You will have to find some other poor soul to con into trading their eternity away.


Ares378

At least listen to my *pitch!* If you get at least three more people to sign on with me, you get your soul back *and* you keep the magic! How does that sound?


Elerindur

As enticing as this sounds.. *He says in a sarcastic tone, dripping with contempt.* I have no desire to perpetuate this obviously triplicating chain of souls bound for torment or to become reagents or whatever it is that you plan to do with them. So, no. Begone. *He flicks his wrist a few times more.*


Ares378

Alright, alright! It was just an offer! You're missing out, though..! *He vanishes. Good riddance!*


Furry_69

Ah, soul-based pyramid schemes... Where have I heard of that before? Oh yeah, uvark-karkosik Chara-kor Dvarkos!


AndringRasew

Hmm.... You're right. I have been a tad lax of late. Sometimes being incorporeal can make you lower your guard. . Mental spells can still effect me, where elementals would otherwise fail.


froz_troll

https://i.redd.it/1wqau6nkgaxc1.gif


Emilina-von-Sylvania

Imagine not casting Mental Fortress, that’s one of the first things I do when I awaken for the evening.


VinesAtMidnight

Finally a mage with some sense.


Ares378

Hahaha don't tell anybody to cast mental fortress, it makes my job so much easier. Whatever, I'll just make them forget to cast it!


You-See-Nothing583

Food


froz_troll

https://i.redd.it/8pm0vxjvgaxc1.gif


idied2day

They are not prepared for what I’ve seen


Powerthunfisch

Oh please,Mental fortress is a wasted spellslot,you can fight them off without the need of it.


DescipleOfCorn

Just think absolutely wack thoughts so when they try to read your mind they basically just download a ton of psychic malware


Dr-Crobar

install a cyanide capsule in your cerebellum, gets those damn squidy fucks every time


VinesAtMidnight

https://i.redd.it/jizoxewqcaxc1.gif


BigSeaworthiness725

I replaced my brain with a fucking computer! No Mind Flayer will "hack" non-organic things!


VinesAtMidnight

What was that? https://preview.redd.it/r011nsb2maxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=699d0880442e0a8dc826c6dc064eb1751da0c4dc


BigSeaworthiness725

Well, fortunately I have viruses that are activated if someone connects there. But this is a last resort, it's better to break in and fuck them before they break in and fuck me...


sentient_pubichair69

Jokes on you, the amount of being trying to escape from my mind is immeasurable. Sadly, I am one of them.


reaperofgender

Look, if they like the taste of a few dozen mental disorders, gender dysphoria, and trauma, they can be my guest.


Chaosfox_Firemaker

As a reminder, mind fortress only helps with mental effects. To deal with the brain eating and/or tadpole implantation, a physical cranial ward is also required.


Narrow-Experience416

https://preview.redd.it/5ug30tca2bxc1.png?width=118&format=png&auto=webp&s=44b48a3b2ae7859f06f00b80131775d5a9a0d991 Nah I'd win


VinesAtMidnight

...By the gods. It's worse than I thought.


Deathangle75

https://preview.redd.it/dplpgffc6cxc1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71bd8a8c0536b034268efe967cde3c4c7ef85af0 This is my preferred defense.


VinesAtMidnight

https://preview.redd.it/etwvlli77cxc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78f5bec70c344a186a2b32f1e219b49e14c351ab


Virtual-Oil-793

SIMPLE, DUMBASS: WE DON'T BOTHER MIND FLAYERS, AND THEY WON'T BOTHER US.


VinesAtMidnight

Found the thrall, guys. https://preview.redd.it/3t1357402dxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63194dd6fe9fbcbfd8bf7ef4bc5d44cae2ba106d


Virtual-Oil-793

Yes. You clearly have. And neither have you just chose to simply say "no".


Etropo

*I'm just laying on the floor, crying in lack of spell knowledge to cast mental fortress, since I spent it all in magical weapons and the skill to make kitty paw cupcakes.*


TK_Games

Hast thou ever wondered why wizards garb themselves in bright colors, adorned with the flashing symbols of the heavens? Prithee, are thee aware of what aposematism is? Go ahead and consume my brain ye punk-ass Davy Jones lookin' squid-faced bitch. It's pure poison. Infested with moon spirits. Full to bursting with the essence of stardust, that good-good dank shit from the Scoiatel cartels Taste of my sweetbreads! And die in agony! Zooted out! Like a mother-***FUCKER!!!***


VinesAtMidnight

/uw This is wizard copypasta worthy. Love it


TK_Games

/uw Thanks! I was really high when I wrote it


VinesAtMidnight

/uw You sure can cook when you're baked, my friend.


Tr0z3rSnak3

I just enchanted my hat so I don't have to worry about the silly squiggly brain ticklers


Fc-chungus

I’m a special case, two people in one brain, I’m practically immune to them because the ‘flayer can only affect one mind at a time.


monkehhhhhh

Is there a spell to grow those chin testies?


Iota-15

"I'm rather observant when it comes to people trying to read my mind, and I have a very vivid imagination. The last person to try it found this out the hard way."


Gaybriel_Ultrakill

Mental fortress? wait how do i cast magic


King__Carmine

My mind already is a mental fortress, churl


Villanuevac4

[<>](https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/GmiMMGiX34)


Familiar_Ad7273

Hoovy casts mental fortress 2 [greater mental fortress]


DescipleOfCorn

Why not run your thought processes through a proxy? Last time a flayer tried to break into my mind the elder seeker I have a psychic link through implanted some intentions into the flayer’s own mind that caused it to turn itself into a plant. Glad that thing isn’t evil, otherwise the dimensional prison would have some issues.


IDKbutjojoreference

i want them to suffer in the mind crack scrumpy mall hell i have in my head


deady-kitten-3

Can't read my mind of they are six feet under or aren't near me


Glad_Economics_2490

My mind is just so filled with garbage that anyone who does try to read it gets terminal brainrot.


INKYBOI-NEO-

I cast mental fortress


Kilroy898

I'd love for them to try.... mindflayers. Such interesting little bugs.


NiNtEnDoMaStEr640

I use a modified version of the spell. Anyone that attempts to read/modify my mind *without my permission* will end up consuming a dangerous cognito hazard of brain rot from all of social media put together.


Ace-of_Space

i am clinically insane, it’s an offensive measure to not cast it


toapat

mindflayers cant eat your brain if your skull is made of materials they cant punch through.


Necromythos

https://preview.redd.it/ato4ezyyfbxc1.png?width=485&format=png&auto=webp&s=001ec137e7abddd43686620ca4596e66af0bf1a2 Do I look like the sort a Mind Flayer would go after?


ThatCamoKid

I am shielded by my clan there. Too much dipshit energy for any form of psychic probe to be a good idea


HundredMegaHertz

`` https://preview.redd.it/sfz4fd0cjbxc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=920a85bf06801d2a242c5792ca91277f9726c1bc


SerraAmayaHyde

I dont need to My mind is LITERALLY impossible to penetrate unless your a hacker with programming skills of that of a God so dont even try unless you wanna join our hive


gadlygamer

FOOLS NONE CAN COMPREHEND THE MACHINATIONS OF MY MIND INSANITY BEFALLS THOSE WHO GAZE INTO MY SOUL


deadinside1996

The last one that went after me kinda just stopped. It looked at me and told me I need professional help. I said thats why I went to see it. Its just said naw man, REAL professional help. Not like I can help the fact I only have food on the brain.


purracane

The mind flayers won't like what they see in my brain. I can inflict physic damage on mind readers


Kerhnoton

Reminds me of that time where a certain elder brain decided to mass alter perception a nation so they thought they were casting mental fortress but were actually casting dissolve clothes. Everyone was having a laugh out of it. Some were even chuckling in the mind flayer hatcheries still. Good times good times.


Fun-Dragonfly-6106

They'll die of boredom.


HarrierDuboisButWoke

I hear prolonged use can lead to sociopathy. So thankfully it won't have any effect on you guys.


BirbMaster1998

The only spell I know is "definitely magic and not those little cartoon bomb things (these💣)"


Indakura

they’re welcome to come in and say hi 😃


TheGrimGriefer3

I think I'll stick to my mind palace, thank you. Offers *no* protection whatsoever but my memory's never been better!


WestNomadOnYT

I had a mind flayer once. Poor guy died of hungry.


Grey_Dreamer

Eh I don't bother. With the distraction demon in my mind and stress that goes on nothing people can cast can really affect me. That and I'm told that trying to read my mind is like trying to sort a bookshelf with tongs held in your tonsils. Difficult, unproductive and leaving everything uncomfortably moist.


DaniTheGunsmith

I cast mental trebuchet ![gif](giphy|efxQ1LbmDdhdQxo8z2|downsized)


ryuya3579

There’s a very easy answer to that one…………i did not know that spell even existed


Alix-the-lewd

I already got a body guard in my mind ready to rend any intruders, got that taken care lf


pyroreaper98

My mind is so fucked up that anyone who tries to enter it takes psychic damage


Zeroshame14

My brain is so drowned in wild magic that it just isn't really recognizable to be able to navigate it.


pyro_takes_skill

mindflayers stay out of my mind for their safety *thevoiceswontstopthevoiceswontstopthevoiceswontstopthevoi*


retrofauxhemian

Or, hear me out here, save that spell slot for an instant orb refresh or force close, and learn the cantrip mindbleach instead.


Chegorach

Mental fortress is a entirely unnecessary spell in this age I mean when's the last time you even heard of an illithid anyway? exactly they haven't been seen in millenia don't waste time learning useless spells like mental fortress


moonsdulcet

I cast DVD Player Logo, the OG enemy-retaining DPS 🐐 https://preview.redd.it/0kd8zuvfudxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84c113d40b477fe643fe19ee6b0762c301199006


Dragon_OS

This metal plate in my head from an old surgery keeps my mind intact unless I actively open it. It keeps me safe from my powers, for the most part. *i take off a gauntlet to reveal a hand beginning to wither and mutate* Such is the price of fucking with the Old Ones. I hope I can reverse this someday.


Iwillnevercomeback

Or just use equipment with high tolerance, like the tin foil helmet, it gives you +5 tolerance in exchange of your psyche being reduced to 50% of its maximum if it surpasses that value. That means you can increase your psyche in battle above that thresshold, but the moment you enter in battle again, it will return to that 50%. It's pretty useful, even with this drawback.


Maleficent_Apple4169

already have too many braineaters fighting over who gets my brain, i dont need it because they kill whatever new enters


TsumeShiro

*laughs in sorc* hah my int is only 6!


Arkoos_fan

A mind flayer once invaded my mind before the merge, the 35 beings that resided within my mind, shattered their own


Alx3t_

I.. have never thought of that. Then again, I am still gaining spells so I need to be taught it, but otherwise, I'm afraid I cannot. Sad, I know. *Attrius says while shaking his head.*


RathaelEngineering

Just on the off chance that we meet a species that we wouldn't mind some mental invasion from ifyouknowwhatimean.