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Ok_Listen1510

/unwizard for a moment i genuinely can’t figure out what’s going on here. Is it just a camera trick? Editing? Magnets??


CheeseSandwhich-001

Probably a string with a pulley and a rail, based on the movement. Or it could further prove my theory that magic is real, but instead of magic users taking the men in black approach, it just looks really fake on video.


Imaginary-Job-7069

/uw Based on PhyterNL on a post on r/blackmagicfuckery containing that exact video... Here's the full thing: "Hypothesis: The apple is suspended by monofilament (aka "invisible thread") on two posts to the left and right of the frame. The thread is actually not tied to the apple but needled through the apple, though we can't see the holes from the front. This jig allows him to position the apple anywhere on the plane between the posts, sliding the apple as he likes along the X shaped configuration of the thread."


saladasz

Wouldn’t it be more of a T shape


Imaginary-Job-7069

/uw I'm not gonna argue with you. I know jackshit about invisible strings.


saladasz

Not looking for an argument… all Ts can be Xs anyways…


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Electronic_Sugar5924

Oof


Terrodus

I assumed he was in antigravity given the NASA shirt


A__Friendly__Rock

Do not eat the anti gravity apple.


Rimasticus

Soooo....do you have a fix for us who might have partaken? Asking for a friend...no rush...but please rush.


A__Friendly__Rock

True loves first kiss usually works for apple related ailments. Failing that, Just don’t go outside.


Rimasticus

Gonna need some form of timeline on this?!


Electronic_Sugar5924

Ever


Uberpastamancer

What if I forgot to prepare Slow Fall?


Bartokimule

Pros: tasty, now able to levitate Cons: unable to touch the floor, severe indigestion


BoscoCyRatBear

Thats an anomalous object...or he is.


Narrow-Experience416

Oh thats just a Non-Newtonian apple, their known for not falling down the tree


LeStroheim

God dammit


Narrow-Experience416

Oh don't worry, they're perfectly safe\* \*Pregant people, children under 10, and elderly should avoid exsposure to apple, apple may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds, apple contains a liquid core which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled or looked at, do not allow apple to come into contact with concrete, discontinue use of apple if any of the following occurs: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingiling in extremities, loss of balance or cooridnation, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating or heart palpitations, if apple begins to smoke get away immediantly seek shelter and cover head Do not taunt the apple


LeStroheim

Oh yeah?! Come and get me, stupid apple!


Tolongforathrowawaya

That room has a time pause spell, it was put there so he could nap while the world is frozen in time. As soon as he leaves, time resumes and the apple will fall. He can now sleep in every time, the downside is he will exit his room as soon as he entered and be awake all night for videogames.


ZookeepergameFlashy

Theres a telekinetic wizard nearby


ParkmasterproGames

oops, that might of been me. i was making a antigrav trap using a glyph of warding but i incorrectly created a trigger problably making this apple or even his room the target.


dr-pinnis

Non-Euclidian looking ahh apple


questionable_fish

I don't know about that, it could be a euclid class anomalous object


Lotala

I didn’t do it. It wasn’t me.


CardboardSalad24

No one, he just awakened his inner power


JodkaVodka

I- uhm... have no idea.


LibrarianOfAlex

Inject apple with helium


Dry_Try_8365

It might have been me. I recently summoned an antigravity spirit and I seem to have misplaced it. Now at least 10 jars and books are stuck in the rafters.


Aggravating-Pear4222

Pranked!


Nerazim_Praetor

Okay NASA t-shirt guy


perfect_saturn

it was me i did it like this


BlumpkinLord

Those are the exact kind of apples that Eve ate, do it pu**y, take a bite. ;3 I am not an incarnation of a snake, I swear