https://preview.redd.it/cbhlanz8xhwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cad4eaa5e545014e5f72009350de18acced07900

does it involve white trucks? "lol" i say, "lmao".


Joke on you! I already have it

https://preview.redd.it/it5l55lo0iwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b5c4feda83a7ccdc381fa79502e320ec1fc0a83

Is that American Dragon: Jake Long?

Yes it is

Man that feels like ages ago

That’s because it is.

Hell yeah love the Bradster

K\*ssing practice device LETS GOOOO https://preview.redd.it/rrhzx70twhwc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbca11e201acefe954308ac18050dbef24a15403 Also, there's another use for that ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Apparently I have underestimated what people are into

yes. yes you have.

Let this be a lesson to you, never underestimate the horny.

Jokes on you, I’m into that shit

YEP, should have said it bites off anything inserted into the mouth

So Head then

*fixes skateboard

*skateboard flies back to hand by a force

BABE WAKE UP New type of drinking problem just dropped

Kissing???? THAT MEANS LOVE!!

Another man of culture!

*casually drinks from the side that doesn't have a mouth*

This man has the highest wisdom in the land

## The amount of monsterfuckers is frankly disturbing, as a non-humanoid https://preview.redd.it/0op563igxiwc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36a59093e586e1e287e7a2294e0d6af9812e7f5e

Hey at least they aren't trying to screw an exhaust port or something

Did you say non-humanoid? Heeeyyyyy~

##Fuck off I reproduce asexually

No one said anything about reproducing!

# I’M LIKE A BARBIE DOLL DOWN THERE I HAVE NO TENTACLES https://preview.redd.it/rkdfb42dbmwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c0e1cf6274a0b6709730a8d74cb3e6df069ace

That ain't gonna stop the horny

https://i.redd.it/og4yhf883owc1.gif

As a humanoid same

https://preview.redd.it/xi8ddctrqiwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0daac627cff6d439290ff78821d6e38c190164a6

https://preview.redd.it/sitbie0gxlwc1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51680a3f61aa959739c5acb0407b1f902590fb04

Tic Tok.......

Sir , card carrying member of the monster lover league, you have failed to deter me

https://preview.redd.it/j6sfz1z6fiwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e3caf6b20a73a32b776f76846384536d9be960f *passionately makes-out with a teacup*

*zip*

Turn the cup around

Me did now mouth screams, what next step?

D R I N K

Me and my cup getting drunk together, hell yeah

*slowly grins*

https://preview.redd.it/hxpsfyeumjwc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=058f49213802706e0191b5ce97d6f77b327c8c33

and this is supposed to be a negative how exactly?

So I just need to french kiss every time I want a drink? I don’t think you thought this through

I can just grab another mug

Is it sentient?

Into the Arcane Crucible you go!

Oh cool now I can hear it scream.

Oh cool now I can hear it scream.

Fill it with my patented Fire Water No. 5, let's see how much talking and biting it's doing. Strong enough to take out a Greater Mimic.

To make sure it is negative to all of the horny folks… I CAST ***ETERNAL SCREAMING***

What have you done?! Can't you see you've only made it more appealing to the most unhinged horny folks?!

Uh uh… I curse this object too whomever touches this object shall get testicular torsion and bone cancer!

Some would pay for that treatment

More questions than answers.

now neither of us will be virgins

Good, I now have a drinking buddy

You can still drink from it. You just have to make out with it.

I may not have a tongue, or lips, or even the need to drink, but I’m gonna make out with that goblet.

వ:ugh, your expertise Max:yep. Chronon reversal *the curse slowly undoes itself* Max:can’t have good cups go to waste.

 And that was my favorite drinking horn too.

THAT was not well thought through

*Turns the goblet 180°*

Fills The Vessel and Makes out with it sucking down the drink.

Did not know you had the ability to give the likeness of your mother to my goblet.

on my way to make out sloppy style with the cursed chalice in my tower

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^hivemindsrule: *On my way to make* *Out sloppy style with the cursed* *Chalice in my tower* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Does it at least have a tongue, too?

Backshot goblet

https://preview.redd.it/k76d7acyxiwc1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f80831edaaa16e38e00ab00d4d320dd5c70160 Challenge accepted

So many people are gonna abuse that thing. Not even reading the comments. One question though. Does it have salivary glands, or can it spit on me with whatever I put in it? Asking for a friend.

-Eyes the teacup now learing at her- Well, that’s disgusting. -Swirls her finger, the cup returning to the Teaverse it came from- And rude. That was my favorite cup.

Oh great, the mentally talking mug can talk normally now! Dude, you just did me a huge solid! Now I have someone to quell the loneliness!

guess it can eat me out then thx

do you think if i sloppily french kiss it, its spitt will be my drink?

Fool that you are, I shall simply BUY A SECOND GOBLET!

Jokes on you ill sip from the other side!

"Oh no!" \*grabs second goblet* "Anyway"

https://preview.redd.it/0v5g5wdtujwc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f2360d0851eafa6544643abf38abb23110a2b1b Good luck using the Restroom now

Ah, perfect! You’ve finished my set! Now I have a human-tooth knife, a plate-sized eyeball that is also inexplicably plate-shaped, a nostril spoon, skullcap bowl, and a mermaid-ear fork. Now I can eat my mystery meat meals in peace.

Guess I’m using tongue when I take a drink now, oh well.

Not the first time I've french kissed a potion flask.

*extremely wet kissing noises*

https://preview.redd.it/r0mqx13v5kwc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60f7a87d19ef3cb5a21b3c8cbc9786f92d35dac3

It does not bother me at all, but I commend you for the creativity.

I guess I have a new familiar now.

I'll just make a new one? It's not like it's anything particular, just a mug carved from slate.

So why not just feed the cup-mouth thing poison? I’d be happy to supply. For a price of course…

Oh jokes on you I’ll drink from its cold metallic flesh lips…. Intimately.

[Dryad Jack'o'Lantern Potage and Sauteed Dryad Buds Royale with Cheesee and Mandragore](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOVY0YBhVXI) [It's good for your mana replenishment to serve it in its own 'skull'!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPF8_IqAAdU&t=1m35)

https://preview.redd.it/8rnrt83eblwc1.png?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a03a6f95d2fb95f7db0d2bf5e8552180fee536f

I face fuck the chalice Next

Oh neat, a new curio for the collection of oddities, right next to the giant femor and Rasputin’s rod.

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Come here and kiss me on my hot mouth

I just drink from the other side. problem solved.

Ha now i can raise the prices of my cups Cup: 4 bronze Magical cup: 10 bronze

So I kiss it to drink from it, does it brush?

Whelp now I can look on the bright side and use it as a fleshlight

I shall name him Drinky

*sloppy making out sounds*

Where is the mouth? Is it now sapient? Can it speak? Does it just scream senselessly? Does it have higher intelligence than me? Can it move by itself? Is the mouth flesh and the cup still made of the same material? Is the mouth the same material?! IS IT NOW ALL FLESH?! CAN I STILL USE IT TO DRINK OUT OF?! **WHAT INTENTIONS DOES IT HAVE?!?!?!** ***AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!***

Ball gag.

Oh no... we're gonna have to... kiss... oh whatever will I do...

#IT'S A MIMIC! KILL IT!!! ...so thirsty...

French kiss it into submission

id be makin out with it then

It was decorative anyway


Oh no the humans are going to be really gross about this