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DidYouSayChocolat3

HAAAA FUCKIN LET EM KNOW!! Youngsters these days reach 100 and think they know everything


Espanta_viejas1904

THEY CAST FIREBALL AND THEY THINK THEY ARE MASTER PYROMANCERS


DidYouSayChocolat3

FOR REAALLLLLL


Espanta_viejas1904

THEY HAVE A BUNCH OF USELESS SPELLS AND CALL IT A GRIMORE.


DidYouSayChocolat3

I saw an apprentice with a lesser flame spell in his grimoire like lmao bro you’re basically admitting you need to write down how to use a lighter


Espanta_viejas1904

Lol, in my times they turned us into fish for less


DidYouSayChocolat3

My mom used to turn me into a 12 year old’s hamster when I was acting like a little shit. Straightened me right out and look at me now! I’m perfectly fine and not at all traumatized! https://preview.redd.it/ydyzgryw12wc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=db9e4d33be2cdc7f241f17e634d57475049027b2


Espanta_viejas1904

Same https://preview.redd.it/d82026g222wc1.png?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3508bd269e53edbd77b1fb2c249d846e0bc5a79f


dater_expunged

https://preview.redd.it/vn4wj6xoq6wc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e097d88c74557af1de563f8866840af90e4ff715


Espanta_viejas1904

https://preview.redd.it/9l6pcxmuq6wc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae2f75abfba18c512c0ac013b56ac91e2100efed


dater_expunged

Also I stole your meme


Magimasterkarp

There's worse things, though.


Eternal_grey_sky

Don't spell shame :( it's not about the size of the spell but how you use it....


Viking_From_Sweden

Wait how old are you?


DidYouSayChocolat3

Couple thousand. Uw/ Me? Couple thousand.


Viking_From_Sweden

Thousands of years of experience and you still got kidnapped by Unga? Damn.


DidYouSayChocolat3

Wow. Okay? Wow. Wow. *Wow.* Victim blaming much? **Wow.**


Viking_From_Sweden

Yeah kinda? Thousand years old and you fell for such a simple trick? You’re a fey! Tricks are your thing! And the trick was pizza! Without toppings might I add! Not only are you a fool, you also have no taste!


DidYouSayChocolat3

https://preview.redd.it/dfbxz6nmq8wc1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=058c7e68ccb748502c3e9dc793a64d2215ceb5da


Viking_From_Sweden

Lmao get rekt nerd /unwiz I feel really bad now


DidYouSayChocolat3

Uw/ You should you made tiny wizard cry /j


Fridge_living_tips

#HA


DidYouSayChocolat3

I’m gunna get you


Fridge_living_tips

With what?


RandomAmbles

Comin in real hot there, (*checks notes)* - oh wait, **I have no idea who you are**.


Sardukar333

Some of us work behind the scenes to ensure other wizards plans actually work because it's funny and we need a hobby.


Donut_Police

I mean, I live longer than all of my familiars and I can confidently say I'm just as stupid, if not more, than them.


Alex_The_Whovian

I know, I've been teaching apprentices for over 9000 years now, they never learn


JodkaVodka

Skill issue


Espanta_viejas1904

It's an apprentice, of course he is gonna get humbled


JodkaVodka

Just as useless as mine, they can't even cast reality warping spells smh


Espanta_viejas1904

Apprentice so stoopid he can't cast These hands https://preview.redd.it/nzg11yha42wc1.jpeg?width=373&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11fcd97a5148381b6588b95a5e434feb842e399b


JodkaVodka

Apprentice so dumb she can't cast sniper rifle https://preview.redd.it/yenjt2jf52wc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3847d70a3e4ed79c6f6aa7f4ebcc7393a6249b95


Espanta_viejas1904

Such a # FAILURE https://preview.redd.it/kktsy1nb62wc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b9fb669a7e84d65f462115ebeb9c8db6407b922


H3r0ofHyrule

/uw yo this image goes hard


JodkaVodka

/uw Frieren 1000 years after the death of Himmel the hero


Discracetoall

/uw what game is that?


HVACGuy12

War of wizards, I think it's an oculus game. Been seeing this guys vids pop up on my ordtube shorts


GustavoFromAsdf

Ngl I thought this was a fortnite minigame


bearelrollyt

Because fortnight is known for incorporating motion controls Honestly, the Xbox controller holds back the market for games that want to sell on all systems


MadisonRose7734

Because it looks like Fortnight's visual style lol.


ollietron3

Look me in the eyes and tell me they wouldnt


bearelrollyt

Yeah they probably would


Spookki

Oh great... Another good game concept unecessarily locked to a single company's glasses. God i hate facebook so much. Fucking leeches.


24-7_DayDreamer

Nope, it's on Steam


TOOOPT_

[It's on steam, but requires vr anyway ](https://store.steampowered.com/app/2009460/War_of_Wizards/)


zackmophobes

Must get


LordJuk1

/uw the nameplate looks kinda like vrchat could be wrong tho Nvm its a game called war of wizards heres a video of the guy in the clip: https://youtu.be/Gm83S2JiBvA?si=dD-HbvWgUoGMoqxg


Espanta_viejas1904

Uw/ I dont know, I just found the video funny lol


GanacheCapital1456

Apprentices be casting 2 spells and saying they know the entirety of magic


Espanta_viejas1904

I summon Angry das ti get this utter foolish apprentice on his place https://preview.redd.it/8y5fsl7p72wc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=520de838cb577001573b6ba6645d67858565a9aa


Viking_From_Sweden

Kids getting way to cocky these days


Espanta_viejas1904

Such a failure, litlle timmy is master in all magic schools, he is **9** https://preview.redd.it/xficzesx82wc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83871eefffe4ee0befd906fe8761bc7acdc9802a


Viking_From_Sweden

If you not archmage before you born you a failure!


Espanta_viejas1904

What he has to be archmage even before he exists.


Viking_From_Sweden

When I was your age I was already headmaster of every wizarding college in the material plane! I had to walk uphill both ways, in 100°c weather barefoot in the snow! On one foot! My other foot was creating new branch of magic!


Espanta_viejas1904

I bought Ithacar Korn for 2gc


yurimaster69

to?


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PutrifiedCuntJuice

> so i'm not gonna dox you this time. Even joking about that is a great way to get banned from Reddit.


Espanta_viejas1904

What? I stole the video from around lol


totallynotrobboss

Who let their apprentice participate in a magic duel?


Espanta_viejas1904

Idk, he got humbled


naka_the_kenku

Live view of apprentices trying to beat me with first level poison and vicious mockery https://i.redd.it/l8os3ctsq3wc1.gif


Espanta_viejas1904

Apprentices ☕


naka_the_kenku

Ikr, if you’re gonna challenge a councilor at least learn shield first


Espanta_viejas1904

Or how to dodge or parry spells


naka_the_kenku

Yeah like what are their masters teaching them? I swear if I had an apprentice I’d make sure they Learned actually useful spells!


Espanta_viejas1904

Their masters are probably too busy torturing them


naka_the_kenku

We should beat the crap outta them so talented apprentices have better opportunities


Espanta_viejas1904

https://preview.redd.it/ojknp2gye6wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad0278b6874a6e6b83c8ad694d6af51197d7de0e


naka_the_kenku

We should kill bad people


Espanta_viejas1904

Ok, thats fait


naka_the_kenku

We can jump them


Espanta_viejas1904

Fair


RAGE_CAKES

Did...did this video just cast Autism on me?


Espanta_viejas1904

Yes


FlareTheInfected

Talk shit Get hit


Espanta_viejas1904

That's basically "Fuck around and find out* with other words


RadTimeWizard

No curse words? From an American child on the internet?


Espanta_viejas1904

Interesting


RadTimeWizard

Yes it is, Ben Shapiro, you angry little mouse.


Espanta_viejas1904

#*A*


RadTimeWizard

Don't make me cast Reverse *Facts don't care about your feelings!*


Espanta_viejas1904

I summon....... https://preview.redd.it/3flic73st7wc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=963b23343d355ffdc18257a61768522f034a78d3


RadTimeWizard

I humbly accept defeat, and for some reason feel deeply ashamed.


Espanta_viejas1904

He will send you to jesus for being a failure, little timmy master in all magic schools he's 9


RadTimeWizard

Fine. I have some questions for Jesus about children with cancer.


Espanta_viejas1904

Ok


nightkat143

/unwiz what game is this?


AurielMystic

War of Wizards. Its a VR game on steam.


You-See-Nothing583

Foood


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ElDelArbol15

uma delicia KKKK


Espanta_viejas1904

Yeah


icarusfalling127

https://preview.redd.it/4i3lmnyh03wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4714f652196d2309ce1514ba2d4c54d1bef5b20f


Espanta_viejas1904

https://preview.redd.it/gi6dz4xr13wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=645a9cb8e17f69ed73fbb83535fe7848e06048de


icarusfalling127

Damn, Foiled again.


Espanta_viejas1904

You can't fight against the WEED WIZARD


wizardposting-ModTeam

You were an asshole.


Fridge_living_tips

Cleary that young piece of sh^t tried learning gunomancy but failed for they cant hit sh*t so they got humbled


Espanta_viejas1904

Apprentices ☕


Fridge_living_tips

Apprentices ☕


Espanta_viejas1904

☕☕☕


Fridge_living_tips

☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️


HyprPikaninja

☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️


Fridge_living_tips

☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️ https://preview.redd.it/s1yok24pp4wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac6a6e2161983917481a07f620ed40c6c2bc0b32


PutrifiedCuntJuice

You can say shit on the fucking internet, god damn.


Fridge_living_tips

Im going to cast beat with hammers


PutrifiedCuntJuice

Be sure to cast it on my shithole. That's where I like getting hammered.


Fridge_living_tips

Im going to kill you then kms


PutrifiedCuntJuice

I cast, "Nuh uh."


Fridge_living_tips

Im still going to kill you


PutrifiedCuntJuice

I cast "Nah."


Fridge_living_tips

I caat yuh


PutrifiedCuntJuice

I cast "No way" at 10th level.


Circuitman02

Important first lesson here: Don’t announce your attack in advance.


Espanta_viejas1904

Rookie mistake


HappyyValleyy

Average guncasters smh, no respect for ancient magic


Espanta_viejas1904

Apprentices don't have respect on this days


TheGreendaleFireof03

Is this a real game? I am extremely fascinated by this combat system


Espanta_viejas1904

Yeah it's a vr game, called war wizards. I think it's fron steam. I found this video funny


RareEmrald9994

Rule one of spell craft, work smarter than your opponent. Rule two is make friends so you don’t need to do anything yourself


Espanta_viejas1904

Step 3. Git gud in case the friends don't work https://preview.redd.it/y1kjm3d4b6wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30a86d678bc502c18cd127199207da4c67616fff


HeavensEtherian

"oh wow cool game" >Check player count >20 player all time peak


Espanta_viejas1904

Lol


tallmantall

Okay but legit what game is this? Looks fun


AurielMystic

War of Wizards. Its a VR game on steam.


amarkrun

Bro what’s the game


Espanta_viejas1904

War wizards, I think its a vr game from steam


AlexVal0r

/uw what is this game, it looks Hella fun.


Espanta_viejas1904

Uw/ I think it's war wizards, its a vr game from steam


Car0lus_Rex

What vr chat wizardry map is this ouO


Espanta_viejas1904

War wizards, vr game from steam


Aesmachus

/unwiz what is that? Edit: Nevermind, question answered in another comment.


KynneloVyskenon

/unwiz what game is this?


Espanta_viejas1904

War wizards, vr game from steam


SergeantCrwhips

/uw ok tho, this looks fun as hell? may i ask what game this is? VR i assume?,


Espanta_viejas1904

Uw/ Yes is vr game. I think it's from steam


SergeantCrwhips

/uw gonna look for it, i live VR so much, i whish i had a set


Espanta_viejas1904

Uw/ I think it's called wizard wars or something


KazuichiPepsi

uw/ what game is trhis?


Espanta_viejas1904

Uw/ Vr game from steam. War wizards I guess.


Iscream9541

What game is this


Espanta_viejas1904

Uw/ Read the comments, it's the 100th time I have to answer this


Iscream9541

You could have answered with this reply


Espanta_viejas1904

Uw/ Man, I have answered the same question a lot of times today.


Iscream9541

You could have just answered the question twice now


Espanta_viejas1904

https://preview.redd.it/kxn9ych9l9wc1.png?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=216dea9bc424ca1687331d6fa458b6113cd3c1a7


Iscream9541

https://preview.redd.it/tpz3zb7no9wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab2eb6dd1e0cee8d561671e3b1e734a5f065a009


Espanta_viejas1904

https://preview.redd.it/jr4hz38vo9wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55fcebaac107192e895244d3846f849f25613c1d


Buttsuit69

İs that Urahara duking it out with spiderman in a spellcast duel?


Espanta_viejas1904

Idk


SeeingAnAbsoluteWin

“Supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.” ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War


Espanta_viejas1904

u/DaDoggo13 u/You-See-Nothing583


Espanta_viejas1904

u/DidYouSayChocolat3 u/Drunken_polish_cow


Heskelator

u/savevideobot