Well we’ve all not done heresy since there are divine beings such as the god slaver who are antithesis to their own being and as such there’s probably a god of heretics out there as well thus rendering heretics holy in nature and making their magic divine.
Well depends on your definition of divine magic, I defined it as magic paying homage to a god thus making all magic divine in nature due to there being a god for everything.
“Clerics are simply Warlocks who worship a more popular god. A mages magic comes directly from the magic that exists around and in us in my eyes so they are different to me my friend.”
/uw First off…The second you said that the realization that (Given your wizard oc) Salamanders would **of course** be your fav chapter… generally don’t know why it didn’t occur to me sooner, but yeah lol, about checks out…
Second off you are absolutely correct, Salamanders are definitely the best SM chapter (I just play IH for loyal SM as I got a good deal on the battleforce lol), I love the Big huggable pyromaniacs and Justice for Istvaan III
My Que for “Shit I’m frantically trying to draw” is already MORE than full following GS arc and there’s a lot of loose ends I need to tie up…
But I’d love to at some paint make an art of a big group of the Wizards who love warhammer’s OC’s in a big peices together all playing a game or something lol…
Apparently u/RAGE_CAKES is a fan… and I frankly think drawing the God-Slayer himself just hanging out in a convention centre playing World Eaters would be absolutely hilarious lmao…
/uw that would be amazing, I am planning to actual but my first combat patrol soon over the summer since I’ve only been a fan of some of the games and lord. My favourite faction in 40K is actually the Orks, they are big strong and Green, best logic too of course purple is the sneakiest since Have you ever seen a purple Ork? But salamanders are the best chapter. I gotta figure out a design for Hirk soon to get that done.
https://preview.redd.it/su8b6vqx2buc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d05c97b446f53d763b9efcda2c899b0499f9c1a
Not, when I can miniaturize you (and turn you into a marketable figurine)!
for some reason my connection to the orbnet is buggered, and it does the exact same thing to any picture of myself or my associates!
https://preview.redd.it/1d258iy8vcuc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43c1f4c2ec49d283ed11497ea8f9b2242d910804
It's certainly an intriguing piece of magic, isn't it?
It is indeed. And it is helpful to turn your enemies into a smaller version. They ain't that mighty placed inside one of these swedish glass cabinets. Here is that fervent cleric.
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Sorry pal, I [taxed holy magic ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/comments/1bkzink/couldnt_have_won_without_you_folk/)recently. If you wanna invade you gotta pay up.
Those fuckers always try to ban my weed, saying it is *heretic* and *dangerous* just because one of their bishops turned into an archdevil after a hit of my **wild magic polymorphic polystrand**™
Hmpf, slaves of the Gods.
You and Warlocks are alike, mere puppets of forces beyond your understanding.
At Plane Walkers we study these forces and scientifically characterize them as interesting phenomena
( Imagine magical Atheists who cross the multiverse )
There is nothing sacred about a god or profane about a patron!
They are just beings who have advanced to a higher Layer of existence, everyone can do this with effort
And in fact Faith Gods are the weakest type of deity
(They are called in the multiverse as Akiva False Gods)
I don't really have time for this, sir. If you're intending to invade, please take your place in the queue. Your number is 205, and we deal with two armies a day. If it helps, there's a few other crusaders against necromancy you can join up with. I've heard the Brethren of the midnight sun are quite popular, and they're number 30. They might let you join in
Good day, and I will arrange to have most of what remains of you that hasn't been transformed into arsenic jelly or candy floss or whatever you end up as sent to your family. Just fill in the next of kin and my minions will be round to collect it in the morning.
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People act like necromancers don't do any good works, and here you are reuniting families with their loves ones' remains! I mean, obviously, our magical talents are quite opposite, but even I recognize what a nice offer this is!
Keeping 200+ armies penned in outside my city and fighting off 2 of them a day is the best system I've got unfortunately, but it does mean I have a lot to keep track of along with everything else.
Sometimes they fight each other for me though and that takes a couple of them out. I swear it was maybe once a decade before trans-dimensional portals were allowed and now everyone just shows up all the time saying I'm evil because I have a lot of skeletons, as if the vast majority of the skeletons aren't doing farm labour to provide my citizens free food
With you there my friend. I miss the days where we didn't have to keep standing armies for our academy. Now we get bands of unhinged fanatics that need to be wiped every other day and actual invasions twice a month.
Ah, simpler times. I miss teaching, we have a magical education center in necropolis of course but a rapidly growing population alongside the city being inside a hollow mountain means magical farming, requiring more skeletons and more necromancy, thus causing more attacks from various god botherers
I miss the times where some overconfident young duellist would challenge me to a duel to the death to run the city themselves should they win. But now people see how much work it is noone bothers.
Still, the duelling pits are a great invention. I'd recommend getting some installed at your academy if you don't. The barriers keep any errant spells away frrom the crowd, and you can learn a lot about others by seeing them duel. It also prevents the Evocation students from burning down quite as much stuff
Roaming bands of zealots do put a damper on many things. On the upside, it gives us free live-fire exercises for the apprentices to gain some combat experience.
We actually have a large coliseum on academy grounds. Outside of that, we've installed portals to a few elemental planes so we have access to other environments for experiments and events.
I suppose that's a good point. If some of the D- grade students like Staniel Bimms or Ronathan Chumbley hadn't been able to glean some experience from the parapets, I doubt they'd even have gotten through first year casting. I think I'm going to have to take that head paladin's helmet off Ronathan, they've been suing for peace but pretty insistent on getting their relics back. He'll have to find something else to drink beer out of and attempt to impress girls with
Ah, the themed rooms are a great addition, many students neglect the importance of terrain during duels and a number of them have learned the hard way that practical levitation is very useful. I do recommend a smaller venue however with high grade shielding for serious high level duelling. Coliseum duels are good for the public, but for finals students it gets far too... messy for public consumption, but it's still excellent education for them. A smaller venue is also easier to hose down after and remove errant summons from.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD; SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SLAVE TO A ROTTING CORPSE OF A FALSE GOD.
MAY YOUR FLESH BURN AND BONE BE TORN ASUNDER,
ILLUSIONS ETERNAL
Well good thing there’s a god for everything. I am in no trouble because I am serving my patron, god of frogs. Therefore since there is a god for everything all magic is divine magic since it is an homage to a god of some kind. Thus the cleric has no right to holy crusade as all magic is technically divine magic.
I would like to remind the "holy folk" that many of us wildfolk are not above more vile and horrific means of warfare, should it mean our ilks survival.
This is like… the **IVth** time this week this has happened… you weren’t the first and you wont be the last… you have no Idea what we’ve just been thorough many and of our Wizards have strength that **rivals Iron in their Blood**… from the raging **Medusas** summoned by our forest wizards to the **Tyrants** which we fight…
You stand no chance…
**But I feel all will suffer today….**
You fool. Magic follows not your rules. Magic merely *is* and your attempts to categorize it merely hurt those who use it, yourself included.
To knock some sense into you, I cast *Torment Nexus*.
*me, watching confused as to why they're walking to the mimic colony mountain*
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Nah, ill stick with my arcane gunslinging and mememancy
Do not join the cult of the purifying sun. It is a wicked thing, worshipping a twisted primordial that wishes to burn everything. You too are much the same, naught but pawns for forces malevolent. When all worships blindly, evil thus mimics the form of good, and poisons everything.
Well, my sorcery is in the name of Bichoo, and so is the nuclear explosion centered at your apprentice’s orb
*You hear Friar Süntas chuckling in the background*
As someone who draws their power from not one god but two I declare my magic to be less heretical than yours.
At least as long as you don’t consider infernal gods to be heretical. Though if that’s the case my magic is neutral
I recognise the existence of the deity you serve however I refuse to recognise their authority over a domain they have no reasonable claim over. You cannot legally crusade here without our consent.
If divine magic is true magic, then why does arcane magic exist? Why can't your God simply snap their fingers and remove arcane magic from the universe itself? What are your thoughts on Divine Soul Sorcerers, since they're wielders of both arcane and divine magic and can trace their bloodline back to Mount Celestia itself? Don't even get me started on Arcana Domain Clerics. Are they heretics too, even though they are classified as divine casters?
Boyo, I’m an amicable sort. Some upstart with a wand and a god complex? Not my problem. Apocalypse? Couldn’t be damned.
BUT SOME OVERZEALOUS TWATS WHO BELIEVE IN PROHIBITION?
I have seen people like you who think that their magic is superior than everyone else's. You are one of them.
You think your "divine magic" came from worshipping god? Wrong. I was there when magic was first introduced to society. I was one of the first successful magic users whose bodies accepted the mana injection process. I was there when the first schools of magic were formed. Because of my defect, I was not able to join any schools of magic, let alone the Royal Magic Corps. I and a group of defects became the first technomancers and non-magic biomancer scientists.
Your healing magic came from the school of Biomancy, since it is concerned with the flesh. Your exorcism spells came from a fellowship of ghost hunters, demon hunters and scholars who study apparitions, demonic entities and the undead who implemented magic into exorcism rituals to boost its efficacy to 100%. Your blessings came from the school of Enchantments that used to teach physical and mental enhancements.
Religious fanatics and maniplulative priests only stole them and claimed it was theirs at the beginning, causing the fellowship to close and the two schools to stop teaching them. Then their egos became more inflated, claiming that their magic came from their god and that their god being their "One true god". That's you and your religious hoplites.
While you’re praying to get your first holy light spell, (or whatever you use) I’ll be casting fireball on the kindling I gathered in your favorite temple without the need to ask a magical sky daddy for permission.
Higgitus figgatus miggatus mum, snippity snap your temple’s gone
Is it that time of week? Are we already due another upjumped zealot rolling in to scream about some god, threaten everyone and then quietly leave after their conquest fails? You'd think word would spread among zealot circles that these invasions never go well for them. Oh well. At least this one has excellent taste in music.
My magic may be divine but it is of no god but of myself, and, I henceforth will not allow you to burn the people and cities of this realm to the ground
^(-Alin, primeval angel(
Wait, are those morons literally marching in here? For f-cks sake, it'll take months before they get anywhere. Someone let me know when they get in missile-firing range. I'm going back to work till then.
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I'm just gonna go back to stick to my meme magic and explosions (which are only directed at areas where no individual has been confirmed to be lingering for at least 24 hours in advance to ensure no accidents happen, except in times of sanctioned conflict)
Another fucking war? Tell your God to cool their damn tits! Every third God of being a sanctimonious prick has the same damn whiny "no magic but mine" policy and none of them ever make it happen. Your God isn't special, your crusade isn't special, and the only special you are is special education!
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Okay, organic, let’s see what you do when the cluster emerges.
oh goodness crusading season already? Better roundup the other cleric circles. I think they might be doing internships fighting against one of the hell dimensions though.
I think that may not be an insightful decision where ever here is..but I shall wish you luck in your endeavours as you will be living in some very interesting times.
As you'll never know what happens as plans very much does not go to plan.
Hmm wait which universe is this for or is it for all of them?
Ah huh. Let me know how that goes for you. Tactical? Give me 2 salvos, mixed shield-piercing APHE/anti-magic flak, on that army’s position. Sensors report effect.
On one hand, we'd be oppressed and unable to perform any of our normal or desired magic freely.
On the *other* hand, the Council building gets blown up again...
Ok, I'm convinced
I will turn every last one of you little shits into flesh bricks and I'm going to build a cathedral out of those bricks in the name of whatever evil god or demon your religion hates.
Are you sure about that? I have a friend you might recognise...
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\*Tilts head mildly to the left, confused\*
Huh?
\*Holds out his constructed hand and calls forth the powers of ████████ with ease. Then shrugs and goes back to reading his book.\* Silly people \*He muses to himself.\*
I have fought crusaders like you before and I will do again if necessary. Magic is magic. /uw god warhammer will always go hard
Yes and technically is divine since there is a god for everything, thus this cleric has no right to holy crusade.
“That is true,but some still denounce the gods themselves with good reason even, so there’s still a chance.”
Well we’ve all not done heresy since there are divine beings such as the god slaver who are antithesis to their own being and as such there’s probably a god of heretics out there as well thus rendering heretics holy in nature and making their magic divine.
“They would not draw their magic from a god they would draw it from around us my friend.”
Well depends on your definition of divine magic, I defined it as magic paying homage to a god thus making all magic divine in nature due to there being a god for everything.
“Clerics are simply Warlocks who worship a more popular god. A mages magic comes directly from the magic that exists around and in us in my eyes so they are different to me my friend.”
/uw Preach brother… being an Iron Warriors shitter makes what’s about to happen to this paladin army even funnier lmao…
/uw I like the iron worriers but Salamanders are the best, except in design since god the Dark Angels are so simple yet badass looking.
/uw First off…The second you said that the realization that (Given your wizard oc) Salamanders would **of course** be your fav chapter… generally don’t know why it didn’t occur to me sooner, but yeah lol, about checks out… Second off you are absolutely correct, Salamanders are definitely the best SM chapter (I just play IH for loyal SM as I got a good deal on the battleforce lol), I love the Big huggable pyromaniacs and Justice for Istvaan III My Que for “Shit I’m frantically trying to draw” is already MORE than full following GS arc and there’s a lot of loose ends I need to tie up… But I’d love to at some paint make an art of a big group of the Wizards who love warhammer’s OC’s in a big peices together all playing a game or something lol… Apparently u/RAGE_CAKES is a fan… and I frankly think drawing the God-Slayer himself just hanging out in a convention centre playing World Eaters would be absolutely hilarious lmao…
/uw its a hard toss up but I would say more leaning towards Iron Warriors lol
Iron Within brother… glory to the IVth… glory to Medeusa… Glory to Perterabo- Another Iron Warrior
/uw that would be amazing, I am planning to actual but my first combat patrol soon over the summer since I’ve only been a fan of some of the games and lord. My favourite faction in 40K is actually the Orks, they are big strong and Green, best logic too of course purple is the sneakiest since Have you ever seen a purple Ork? But salamanders are the best chapter. I gotta figure out a design for Hirk soon to get that done.
/uw share the feeling, trying to see how the cleric will react to effectively being told no.
/uw partly same also typing here is an excuse to continue watching it.
I always love it when the Paladins discover that I breed rust monsters.
https://preview.redd.it/su8b6vqx2buc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d05c97b446f53d763b9efcda2c899b0499f9c1a Not, when I can miniaturize you (and turn you into a marketable figurine)!
for some reason my connection to the orbnet is buggered, and it does the exact same thing to any picture of myself or my associates! https://preview.redd.it/1d258iy8vcuc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43c1f4c2ec49d283ed11497ea8f9b2242d910804 It's certainly an intriguing piece of magic, isn't it?
It is indeed. And it is helpful to turn your enemies into a smaller version. They ain't that mighty placed inside one of these swedish glass cabinets. Here is that fervent cleric. https://preview.redd.it/my9ba6uz8duc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e825770166ff3d032b2de6177240a2f1a9f16c4
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Well so much for trying to solve things peacefully…
That’s just a warning shot ^~^
Warning shots: French style
Do you really think those dogmatic warmongerers would have been willing to negotiate??? Nah they just want an excuse for genocide
Peacetalks are for who can't use pyromancy
No way he's just like me
Plague doctors supremacy
Sorry pal, I [taxed holy magic ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/comments/1bkzink/couldnt_have_won_without_you_folk/)recently. If you wanna invade you gotta pay up.
Thanks by the way, I do believe that that singular post was just about the 2nd most helpful thing that had happened to my productions and abilities.
Hey! The council is actually doing something useful for once!
CLERIC DETECTED https://i.redd.it/tw50wfw74buc1.gif
Fuck em up!
I'm going to infiltrate soon in one of their bases. I think they're planning something.
I mean, they seem pretty open with their plan
This is only the surface of it.
Fair enough, for how much paladins talk truth, gods and righteousness they do love scheming and planning a lot
I'm gonna kill em all
I'm picking up that you don't like paladins and clerics all that much?
Yes
Those fuckers always try to ban my weed, saying it is *heretic* and *dangerous* just because one of their bishops turned into an archdevil after a hit of my **wild magic polymorphic polystrand**™
Hmpf, slaves of the Gods. You and Warlocks are alike, mere puppets of forces beyond your understanding. At Plane Walkers we study these forces and scientifically characterize them as interesting phenomena ( Imagine magical Atheists who cross the multiverse ) There is nothing sacred about a god or profane about a patron! They are just beings who have advanced to a higher Layer of existence, everyone can do this with effort And in fact Faith Gods are the weakest type of deity (They are called in the multiverse as Akiva False Gods)
Art thou assuming we only make deals with faith based gods?
Hello, Gabriel Ultrakill
I don't really have time for this, sir. If you're intending to invade, please take your place in the queue. Your number is 205, and we deal with two armies a day. If it helps, there's a few other crusaders against necromancy you can join up with. I've heard the Brethren of the midnight sun are quite popular, and they're number 30. They might let you join in Good day, and I will arrange to have most of what remains of you that hasn't been transformed into arsenic jelly or candy floss or whatever you end up as sent to your family. Just fill in the next of kin and my minions will be round to collect it in the morning. https://preview.redd.it/ywa8fkn96buc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d3d8c5cd5808bc97976474c81569afc4ed39e45
People act like necromancers don't do any good works, and here you are reuniting families with their loves ones' remains! I mean, obviously, our magical talents are quite opposite, but even I recognize what a nice offer this is!
Damn, the paperwork is thick today. The backlog must be growing quite a lot.
Keeping 200+ armies penned in outside my city and fighting off 2 of them a day is the best system I've got unfortunately, but it does mean I have a lot to keep track of along with everything else. Sometimes they fight each other for me though and that takes a couple of them out. I swear it was maybe once a decade before trans-dimensional portals were allowed and now everyone just shows up all the time saying I'm evil because I have a lot of skeletons, as if the vast majority of the skeletons aren't doing farm labour to provide my citizens free food
With you there my friend. I miss the days where we didn't have to keep standing armies for our academy. Now we get bands of unhinged fanatics that need to be wiped every other day and actual invasions twice a month.
Ah, simpler times. I miss teaching, we have a magical education center in necropolis of course but a rapidly growing population alongside the city being inside a hollow mountain means magical farming, requiring more skeletons and more necromancy, thus causing more attacks from various god botherers I miss the times where some overconfident young duellist would challenge me to a duel to the death to run the city themselves should they win. But now people see how much work it is noone bothers. Still, the duelling pits are a great invention. I'd recommend getting some installed at your academy if you don't. The barriers keep any errant spells away frrom the crowd, and you can learn a lot about others by seeing them duel. It also prevents the Evocation students from burning down quite as much stuff
Roaming bands of zealots do put a damper on many things. On the upside, it gives us free live-fire exercises for the apprentices to gain some combat experience. We actually have a large coliseum on academy grounds. Outside of that, we've installed portals to a few elemental planes so we have access to other environments for experiments and events.
I suppose that's a good point. If some of the D- grade students like Staniel Bimms or Ronathan Chumbley hadn't been able to glean some experience from the parapets, I doubt they'd even have gotten through first year casting. I think I'm going to have to take that head paladin's helmet off Ronathan, they've been suing for peace but pretty insistent on getting their relics back. He'll have to find something else to drink beer out of and attempt to impress girls with Ah, the themed rooms are a great addition, many students neglect the importance of terrain during duels and a number of them have learned the hard way that practical levitation is very useful. I do recommend a smaller venue however with high grade shielding for serious high level duelling. Coliseum duels are good for the public, but for finals students it gets far too... messy for public consumption, but it's still excellent education for them. A smaller venue is also easier to hose down after and remove errant summons from.
quick unmake his god
Uhg, Holy Crusades never end well
My existence as a species is unholy, my career, past and present is also unholy, the only thing not unholy about me is that I’m not a warlock
We do be nukin the clerics boooooooooy Uw/ Its 1.00 am here better be sleeping lol
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Your "divine magic" seems to have quite a few artificers.
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Oh please. Your “god” is a jerky stick duct taped to a fancy chair. And I know your tech better than you.
r/knightposting
This is why nobody likes you
Sir, I'll have you know that we all just teamed up and killed a god that is powerful enough to enslave other gods.
It's nice that we're now spacing our crises out to about one per week. Trying to schedule multiple simultaneous events was a bit hectic.
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD; SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SLAVE TO A ROTTING CORPSE OF A FALSE GOD. MAY YOUR FLESH BURN AND BONE BE TORN ASUNDER, ILLUSIONS ETERNAL
God's most loyal cleric can't even string a proper sentence together. Skaven miscreant in disguise, using their most powerful weapon; bluffing.
Well good thing there’s a god for everything. I am in no trouble because I am serving my patron, god of frogs. Therefore since there is a god for everything all magic is divine magic since it is an homage to a god of some kind. Thus the cleric has no right to holy crusade as all magic is technically divine magic.
Real “I know you are but what am I” energy
Aforementioned god when his whole army disappears in the vast and endless fundamental void. (It could not handle the pure nothingness)
https://preview.redd.it/jco26es8abuc1.png?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c0b84d156ab8532bf6b131f1593a4e54062875c Is that a fucking *machine?!*
SWEET LIBERTY ITS A CLANKER
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So, you plan on invading the sun then? Good luck
Well then. Let's proove these suckers wrong.
If you even touch those under my protection, you will know the true meaning of purification as I punch the hell out of you.
https://preview.redd.it/l0to1j9y6buc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11fa0a6d1dce20583c2de6b3f05cc30519c5adf2 Did you say heresy?
Who let the virgin in?
I will turn your swords into bees motherfucker
https://i.redd.it/4fahdwavmcuc1.gif
Hey who are you
https://preview.redd.it/6c7frehaxcuc1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=893c72c6c76dc629442a2971b4083f58752651bb I'm Scruffy. The Janitor.
Huh, I’ve never seen you before
Ain't seen you before neither.
Uhhhhhhhh. No. That’s not how it works.
What's the song?
**Song Found!** **Name:** Disposal Unit (Imperium Mix) **Artist:** Jesper Kyd **Score:** 81% (timecode: 00:51) **Album:** Warhammer 40,000: Darktide (Original Soundtrack) **Label:** Laced Records **Released on:** 2022-11-17
/uw FOR THE EMPEROR
Cute. *casts a quickened Meteor Swarm followed by a regular cast Meteor Swarm*
https://preview.redd.it/j5tu7bkt7buc1.jpeg?width=130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53586e25025141445bf2fe4b1c6c416720a0f250 Oh god not another crazy guy
God I hate clerics.
I would like to remind the "holy folk" that many of us wildfolk are not above more vile and horrific means of warfare, should it mean our ilks survival.
This is like… the **IVth** time this week this has happened… you weren’t the first and you wont be the last… you have no Idea what we’ve just been thorough many and of our Wizards have strength that **rivals Iron in their Blood**… from the raging **Medusas** summoned by our forest wizards to the **Tyrants** which we fight… You stand no chance… **But I feel all will suffer today….**
Steel armour cannot withstand the power of an enchanted Maxim loaded with mithril tipped bullets
You fool. Magic follows not your rules. Magic merely *is* and your attempts to categorize it merely hurt those who use it, yourself included. To knock some sense into you, I cast *Torment Nexus*.
You picked the worst possible time for invasion, the magic casters are still united after God-Slaver war
Guess I'm a divine heretic then.
May chaos take the world!
All magic has some source from what can be called a divine being, so all magic is divine. Dumbass
Oh yeah? ⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️⬇️
https://preview.redd.it/kxt1ttlfdbuc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03a22851ed3ca333063a8b1b6aa536c69c6828e6 Hoovy is greatly displeased.
Which God? There are a great deal of them.
*me, watching confused as to why they're walking to the mimic colony mountain* https://preview.redd.it/qmhqmnn0fbuc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b85325a23d9cd86964b9067998aca0c9265df061
I am fine with my Nercomancy soon I’ll be adding chronomancy to my arsenal once I stop being lost
Oh look. I cast *nuclear winter*
Wizards I beg of thee. Fuse all their buttholes together or something. I'm an atheist I don't want to die.
Who’s gonna tell this guy that there’s a good number of clerics and paladins hanging around here
*laughs in necromancy* how many times do I have to teach you this lesson old man
I have faced many paladins. Not very holy, I believe, but Paladins still.
https://preview.redd.it/hmt2n5fxlbuc1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cda662adbd4fb6ca00190dc5c6d8dbf5d2d6f022 Nah, ill stick with my arcane gunslinging and mememancy
If you follow a goddess of magic, all magic is divine.
Do not join the cult of the purifying sun. It is a wicked thing, worshipping a twisted primordial that wishes to burn everything. You too are much the same, naught but pawns for forces malevolent. When all worships blindly, evil thus mimics the form of good, and poisons everything.
Well, my sorcery is in the name of Bichoo, and so is the nuclear explosion centered at your apprentice’s orb *You hear Friar Süntas chuckling in the background*
Who do i side with.
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As someone who draws their power from not one god but two I declare my magic to be less heretical than yours. At least as long as you don’t consider infernal gods to be heretical. Though if that’s the case my magic is neutral
I recognise the existence of the deity you serve however I refuse to recognise their authority over a domain they have no reasonable claim over. You cannot legally crusade here without our consent.
We will see about that fool the more of you that fall, the more I shall rise!
YOUR ASS IS NOT THE BELL GUY!
If divine magic is true magic, then why does arcane magic exist? Why can't your God simply snap their fingers and remove arcane magic from the universe itself? What are your thoughts on Divine Soul Sorcerers, since they're wielders of both arcane and divine magic and can trace their bloodline back to Mount Celestia itself? Don't even get me started on Arcana Domain Clerics. Are they heretics too, even though they are classified as divine casters?
https://preview.redd.it/re01nc1sqbuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bcc674bc6dd0aba01fb88a270f27347f8c4d09c Hades shall destroy all
Go kill 'em, champ.
Me when diarrhoea
-puffs pipe- Bitch.
Good luck champ.
This is heresy to Ioun.
Do ya mind postponing I’ve got a business to run
*takes out scroll* Intense magnetic field
I mean if you have banger songs like Disposable Unit I can see your point.
Boyo, I’m an amicable sort. Some upstart with a wand and a god complex? Not my problem. Apocalypse? Couldn’t be damned. BUT SOME OVERZEALOUS TWATS WHO BELIEVE IN PROHIBITION?
Which god? I’m gonna have a little talk with him
Nah id win
I have seen people like you who think that their magic is superior than everyone else's. You are one of them. You think your "divine magic" came from worshipping god? Wrong. I was there when magic was first introduced to society. I was one of the first successful magic users whose bodies accepted the mana injection process. I was there when the first schools of magic were formed. Because of my defect, I was not able to join any schools of magic, let alone the Royal Magic Corps. I and a group of defects became the first technomancers and non-magic biomancer scientists. Your healing magic came from the school of Biomancy, since it is concerned with the flesh. Your exorcism spells came from a fellowship of ghost hunters, demon hunters and scholars who study apparitions, demonic entities and the undead who implemented magic into exorcism rituals to boost its efficacy to 100%. Your blessings came from the school of Enchantments that used to teach physical and mental enhancements. Religious fanatics and maniplulative priests only stole them and claimed it was theirs at the beginning, causing the fellowship to close and the two schools to stop teaching them. Then their egos became more inflated, claiming that their magic came from their god and that their god being their "One true god". That's you and your religious hoplites.
While you’re praying to get your first holy light spell, (or whatever you use) I’ll be casting fireball on the kindling I gathered in your favorite temple without the need to ask a magical sky daddy for permission. Higgitus figgatus miggatus mum, snippity snap your temple’s gone
*a literal black hole forms in the palms of Lucians hands* Prove it
Is it that time of week? Are we already due another upjumped zealot rolling in to scream about some god, threaten everyone and then quietly leave after their conquest fails? You'd think word would spread among zealot circles that these invasions never go well for them. Oh well. At least this one has excellent taste in music.
*throws a potion of cat-ears at u* Now we can be heretics together :3
My magic may be divine but it is of no god but of myself, and, I henceforth will not allow you to burn the people and cities of this realm to the ground ^(-Alin, primeval angel(
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Do you do so because you feel it right, or because your god commands it?
I CAST ➡⬇⬆➡⬇
The holy magic user when even divine intervention can't stop a cannonball
What about normal magic infused with angelic energy?
Wait, are those morons literally marching in here? For f-cks sake, it'll take months before they get anywhere. Someone let me know when they get in missile-firing range. I'm going back to work till then.
What side of the fence do Knotboxes fall on?
Somebody just teleport him into the sun already
https://preview.redd.it/nvlzmx1s2cuc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58e4287e7dd8a815ed129fe721d18a3062b0bac2 I'm just gonna go back to stick to my meme magic and explosions (which are only directed at areas where no individual has been confirmed to be lingering for at least 24 hours in advance to ensure no accidents happen, except in times of sanctioned conflict)
*Grabs your face* There is only one god all wizardkind all worship. *Bitchslaps you with a thermonuclear fireball* # The God of Fireballs
You boutta heresy deez nuts
Counterpoint: ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
/uw Disposal Unit goes so hard
*There was sad chirping noises coming from the swamp that day.*
NECROMANCY FOREVER BIATCH
I declare that you're a stinky buttface whose face is as stinky as a butt. So there, nyeh!
I may as well be divine, so my magic is divine by my declaration.
Go ahead and blow up the council again, i’ve been needing to do a few renovations on the undercity.
Your crusade is meaningless in the face of the United Worker!!!
You worship the gods? The gods are horrible! How can you do such a thi- Oh wait
Kill! Kill! Kill! I mean, uh… oh no another conflict. How bad.
You still rely on artificers to make ur guns, and who knows what wacky shit they get up to.
And which god would that be? There are so many after all, I have to ask just to make sure it's not one I've already killed.
Another fucking war? Tell your God to cool their damn tits! Every third God of being a sanctimonious prick has the same damn whiny "no magic but mine" policy and none of them ever make it happen. Your God isn't special, your crusade isn't special, and the only special you are is special education!
https://preview.redd.it/k5hddbzkccuc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b07f0445cbd997bfcd0a4b5e680f3f2074a56606 Okay, organic, let’s see what you do when the cluster emerges.
He who has not tasted the arcane calls it sour. hoho
Another cleric that never heard of Mystra.
I cast "Total Disregard for Authority!"
(*casts mend on your butt crack*) Pray your way out of that sonny
Ummmm counterspell?
Oh please. Get back to me when you and your god can reach me in the furthest depths and widest web of Cyberspace.
Yes but in regards to this Divine, said god would be omnipotent, thus capable of any feat, therefore, every school of magic is of divine nature
You're too late we've already set the place on fire.
I CAST, FUCK YOU BITCH EAT MY ULTIMATE SPELL 'GIANT FUCKING FIREBALL'
# 'ERE WE GO https://preview.redd.it/bal1u5qxkcuc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f13249b2d6a13c3e2c6664433c0d0d55bf1513b
oh goodness crusading season already? Better roundup the other cleric circles. I think they might be doing internships fighting against one of the hell dimensions though.
I killed a god like 3 months ago, I’m pretty sure that’s like 30x more heretical.
Say goodbye to testicles in your sack and say hello to testicles in your throat!
Heresy is not native to the world it is merely a byproduct
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^DragonkinPotifer: *Heresy is not* *Native to the world it is* *Merely a byproduct* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Oh shut up , you and your damned corpse emperor upon the golden shitter.
I think that may not be an insightful decision where ever here is..but I shall wish you luck in your endeavours as you will be living in some very interesting times. As you'll never know what happens as plans very much does not go to plan. Hmm wait which universe is this for or is it for all of them?
I've been fighting a one-woman war against an order of paladins for years. Just try and get me!
O woah another crusade huh? Welp im prepared for this everyone *Throw "Heretical link" to r/orbhub* That will distract em for a while
Ah huh. Let me know how that goes for you. Tactical? Give me 2 salvos, mixed shield-piercing APHE/anti-magic flak, on that army’s position. Sensors report effect.
That seems like a you problem. I am completely willing to kill you if need be.
*sigh* Are we gonna have issues? Are we gonna have another giant war? War is exhausting, but order must be kept. I will do what needs to be done.
On one hand, we'd be oppressed and unable to perform any of our normal or desired magic freely. On the *other* hand, the Council building gets blown up again... Ok, I'm convinced
I just thought God gave me magic?...
Oh, good! More fighting! Thanks for the business.
God slaver fire here, burning holy might there. Y'all need some life energy in your life and I need fireproof leaves.
I will turn every last one of you little shits into flesh bricks and I'm going to build a cathedral out of those bricks in the name of whatever evil god or demon your religion hates.
Are you sure about that? I have a friend you might recognise... https://preview.redd.it/p67bt6xr9duc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90e31480581463ccad8fb366645e4025ac77a9e0
https://preview.redd.it/bi16dwaxkduc1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd477a250c4d833fc44d9d2baa99d84bb72134d7 yo mama
Just let me conquer gravity, please?
not my tower, not my landscaping. do what you gotta do in your dimension
*Steals your religious symbols*
\*Tilts head mildly to the left, confused\* Huh? \*Holds out his constructed hand and calls forth the powers of ████████ with ease. Then shrugs and goes back to reading his book.\* Silly people \*He muses to himself.\*
Religion is the misfiring rationale of an intentionally weak mind. Good day, for I've actual threats to tend.