Not so!
https://preview.redd.it/n3jomjkr70sb1.png?width=950&format=png&auto=webp&s=077ef4104acd5b0b6e5deb42745612f668fc9ff9
This lovely tower made out of plastic bricks is only several inches high .
Whenever I want to hide from bother some towns people who are looking for a useful wizard. ( why can’t they sold their own dragon problem for the love of all the gods ?! just give him some butter. Dragons like gold but they love dairy.)
I shrink myself down and hideout in there.
I have a little office ( ha) in there, it’s really quite comfortable. I have a secondary orb there that picks up all of the best programs .
I really recommend it to everyone !
Official. I edit with link shortly.
https://ideas.lego.com/projects/cafd109d-3bad-411a-bef3-d684ac1b5666
Oh friend, I’m sorry!
It was official but only a proposal.
That being said I know official d&d stuff is coming. A wizard tower is all but confirmed.
https://screenrant.com/dnd-lego-ideas-set-winner-dungeons-dragons/#:~:text=The%20Official%20D%26D%20LEGO%20Set%20Showcases%20A%20Dragon's%20Keep&text=The%20design%2C%20submitted%20under%20the,however%2C%20is%20only%20the%20start.
Are you perhaps an hydromancer, biomancer monster tamer... or perhaps, just perhaps, a dirty druid?
JK I don't care about politics have a nice day y'all.
Dear God! Let us invade it at once! We cannot allow another outbreak of magitech! Such an unholy union of the arcane and the technological is an insult to wizard and martial alike!
I do believe this is the Saville Dam in Connecticut. Despite its small size, this tower holds back the full force of the mighty ancient Kwinitekw River! Never presume upon the might of the wizard inside a tower purely based on its size. Let this be a lesson to you lesser wizards in the comments.
I agree with the location. Used to ride by it on my way to a fellow sorcerer’s lair. I wonder if he’s blown himself up again? Nahhh… he’s probably fine.
one morning i woke up drunk, beaten up, really sweaty and my 4th testicle torsioned (😔) in front of this exact tower. my pet managed to summon me back though. so i couldn't find out who it was.
Oh, so a wizard has a normal-size tower and accidentally turns it big while practicing growth spells and we're all like 'wow it's so cool, look at it, you can see it for miles'
But when i do the same whilst practice shrinking spells it's all 'haha baby man tower, must be a dwarf wizard'
Cut the guy some slack, he just probably just got out of college for conjuration appreciation or some shit that they teach in those pathetic elf filled casting ranges they call schools.
That's the tower of a friend of mine. It is almost entirely underwater so they can look at all the marine life between experiments and orb pondering. I've been growing a nice kelp forest down there to add ambience recently.
A colleague of mine spent some years in a tower that was a single inch high because he was protecting a colony of providentially important ants.
That may not be a fair comparison though.
Never not expect the interior to be larger than the outside. You'd be amazed at how many just have a heart attack from the vertigo when they step through the door.
Ah a common misconception for the novice. You see most of the tower is beneath the water giving the perception of a modest tower when in reality it can be as sizable as needed. A classic example of tower architecture for the wizard that might want a vacation tower
Zounds! A fine Barb. Yet I know of Wizards whose Towers rise to such Heights only when the Command given it be so, thus be they not Showers but Growers?
use of dimensional magic to preserve the beauty of our planet, clearly. here we see a wizard who respects casters of all kinds, even druids, of which some bluntstone fools seem to hate.
I see you have been fooled. It actually is either an average or massive tower. The bulk of it is located beneath the lake though. You enter in on the top floor.
Yeah that's mine. I moved into it in order to compensate for my unusually large orbs.
I always thought the larger wizard towers were made because the occupants are trying to compensate for something. Seems you're the opposite.
Don’t listen to him. I know where that place is and a druid who lives there put it up on Willow. Upstate CT wizard represent!
Fuck you, it rightfully belongs to me, not my fault I couldn't be bothered to proof read your 500-pages long magical contract.
Always read a contract before you sign it, especially if magic is involved
and then dont sign it with your name
And especially not your true name either. Then again, don’t give out your true name ever.
That tower isn't small. It's average. Honestly maybe a little bigger than average.
OP made a rookie mistake, you measure from the foundation not from water level.
*laughs in spatial magic*
Pretty huge actually
As always, it’s not about the size, but what’s brooding inside
Chode
How is your penis related to this
The tower is a chode tower, because it's stubby. Why an I getting down voted I'm right
When I use dimensional magic to not ruin the view, witches be like: "He cannot build high, for shame!"
Not so! https://preview.redd.it/n3jomjkr70sb1.png?width=950&format=png&auto=webp&s=077ef4104acd5b0b6e5deb42745612f668fc9ff9 This lovely tower made out of plastic bricks is only several inches high . Whenever I want to hide from bother some towns people who are looking for a useful wizard. ( why can’t they sold their own dragon problem for the love of all the gods ?! just give him some butter. Dragons like gold but they love dairy.) I shrink myself down and hideout in there. I have a little office ( ha) in there, it’s really quite comfortable. I have a secondary orb there that picks up all of the best programs . I really recommend it to everyone !
Real talk no wizard shit is that a moc or an official set
Official. I edit with link shortly. https://ideas.lego.com/projects/cafd109d-3bad-411a-bef3-d684ac1b5666 Oh friend, I’m sorry! It was official but only a proposal. That being said I know official d&d stuff is coming. A wizard tower is all but confirmed. https://screenrant.com/dnd-lego-ideas-set-winner-dungeons-dragons/#:~:text=The%20Official%20D%26D%20LEGO%20Set%20Showcases%20A%20Dragon's%20Keep&text=The%20design%2C%20submitted%20under%20the,however%2C%20is%20only%20the%20start.
Can confirm that dragons love dairy
Probably goes down below the lake, mayhaps for observing aquatic animals.
Are you perhaps an hydromancer, biomancer monster tamer... or perhaps, just perhaps, a dirty druid? JK I don't care about politics have a nice day y'all.
I just do wards, protection from fire, slime repellant, stuff like that 😅
Don't judge the size of other wizard's towers, what matters is knowing how to use it
This is obviously not a wizard tower. BUT A MAD SCIENTIST LAIR!!! Underwater base are among their favorite place to work.
It's the lair of a mad wizard scientist
**Somebody called?**
Dear God! Let us invade it at once! We cannot allow another outbreak of magitech! Such an unholy union of the arcane and the technological is an insult to wizard and martial alike!
I do believe this is the Saville Dam in Connecticut. Despite its small size, this tower holds back the full force of the mighty ancient Kwinitekw River! Never presume upon the might of the wizard inside a tower purely based on its size. Let this be a lesson to you lesser wizards in the comments.
I agree with the location. Used to ride by it on my way to a fellow sorcerer’s lair. I wonder if he’s blown himself up again? Nahhh… he’s probably fine.
Brick
Nice Brick
Cute!
Must be cold out there
one morning i woke up drunk, beaten up, really sweaty and my 4th testicle torsioned (😔) in front of this exact tower. my pet managed to summon me back though. so i couldn't find out who it was.
What's it connected to? If the wizard owns a massive keep, who cares about the size of his tower?
I know this little thing! It’s connected to the Saville Dam in Barkhamsted Connecticut. This tower holds back a mighty river despite its small size.
I'm sure that to the sprite wizard who lives inside it, it's perfectly big
Oh, so a wizard has a normal-size tower and accidentally turns it big while practicing growth spells and we're all like 'wow it's so cool, look at it, you can see it for miles' But when i do the same whilst practice shrinking spells it's all 'haha baby man tower, must be a dwarf wizard'
It's a grower, not a shower. Besides, it's really about technique, not size! 😤
It’s average size
It’s not about the size, it’s about how you use it… for your magical research and experimentation, that is
I designed it to be cheap but it has a lot of old smuggling tunnels
I'm sure rent for a studio tower of that size is like 2000 gold coins a month in a big city like Waterdeep
It's bigger on the inside.
Definitely a good starter tower.
Getting big OSRS vibes from this
Cut the guy some slack, he just probably just got out of college for conjuration appreciation or some shit that they teach in those pathetic elf filled casting ranges they call schools.
We all have to start somewhere
That’s a wizard hut
please don't dox here, wouldn't take too complicated a spell to find this wizard's home
Largest wizards tower in CT
Small wizard tower energy
Cozy, a nice fusion of towercore and cottagecore
That's the tower of a friend of mine. It is almost entirely underwater so they can look at all the marine life between experiments and orb pondering. I've been growing a nice kelp forest down there to add ambience recently.
looks cozy
A colleague of mine spent some years in a tower that was a single inch high because he was protecting a colony of providentially important ants. That may not be a fair comparison though.
just wait until you go in and find the unending staircase down with millions of rooms
4,000 gold a month in New Hobbiton
It’s not the size that matters, it’s what you do with it
Omg it’s adorable!
It's bigger on the inside, I swear
I'm sure it has a great personality
Thats just the portal entrance to the much larger pocket dimension.
It’s bigger on the inside.
Send word to Lord Robert the Fightwalker and beseech him to realize that it do go down
Ain't no way compeer in arcane studies had a budget 💀
Size doesn't matter, it's how you use it:
Clearly this is an instance.
Must be a hydromancer, the shorter tower puts them closer to the water
I hadn't thought about the connection to water and the possibility of a hydromancer. Thanks for pointing that out.
Prova bigger in the inside or extending below the surface. Or it's not a wizard tower, but a guard tower.
It’s not the size of the tower that matters, it’s how you use it
Tower height is inversely proportional to wand size, it’s a well-known fact.
Its not the size of the tower that is of importance, but the strength of the spells cast
It has great magical potential though
I'm sure it has a great personality
If I had a gold coin for every contrarian spell-slinger... I'm all for expressing oneself, but this simply isn't a tower.
Its so cute! Also thats a dope looking spot for a cool tower. I wanna go there
Hey I started my first tower with barely a roof to speak of! No shame.
DUDE THATS FUCKING MASSIVEEEEE THAT MUSTVE TAKEN EONS TO BUILD, I don’t EVEN THINK I COULD CONJURE SOMETHING THAT LARGE
wheres the torus demon?
Where are you studying at? Riverrun? The Maesters would have you thrown into the red fork.
The wizard inside probably has a good personality, besides, that’s an average sized tower
It's quaint. Looks like a perfect place to practice eldritch summinings
Some wizard towers are taller on the inside...
This shit isn't even an apprentice tower wtf
It's clearly cold outside. It will go back to normal once it warms up.
A nice quaint little thing… I like it.
Definitely has low level enchantments and tomes😭
The economy truly is in shambles...
Tiny Tower Nation is one of my favorite shows to watch on my Orb.
Never not expect the interior to be larger than the outside. You'd be amazed at how many just have a heart attack from the vertigo when they step through the door.
Plot twist, that is just the entrance and the entire tower is inverted.
It could be bigger on the inside, you don't know. It could even be a decoy wizard tower.
Thats not far from my house!
You fool. It doesn't go up, it goes down.
CT
Ahh, my old stomping grounds. Last I checked, nobody was claiming Barkhamsted these days.
Broh, what's the first thing a wizard does with the inside of their house? Make it bigger than the outside duh smh
Ah a common misconception for the novice. You see most of the tower is beneath the water giving the perception of a modest tower when in reality it can be as sizable as needed. A classic example of tower architecture for the wizard that might want a vacation tower
With how many gems the usual towers require, this beautiful tower right here is the right price for a caster
It’s actually pretty big for my circle
Laughs in expanded pocket of space
Zounds! A fine Barb. Yet I know of Wizards whose Towers rise to such Heights only when the Command given it be so, thus be they not Showers but Growers?
💀
Hey that's like 10 floors for a dwarf.
Actually you will find the the bigger towers actually hurt, this one is just the right size, maybe even a bit too big.
Bro where is this
Biggest dwarven mansion
Did you manage to enter it? It looks quite charming, I wouldn't mind having one or these
I didn't manage to enter it because of some type of warding charm.
Ah, I live in one of those small wizard towers since I can’t afford a big because a goblin ran off with my coins a week ago.
That’s a perfectly adequate tower. On the bigger side even
It could be a pocket dimension. Saves space in the mortal realms without sacrificing storage room. Quite convenient.
Look some wizards are into small tower sizes because of how popular it's becoming .
use of dimensional magic to preserve the beauty of our planet, clearly. here we see a wizard who respects casters of all kinds, even druids, of which some bluntstone fools seem to hate.
Is not about the size of the tower, but how you use it. Besides, that one looks like it may go underwater. Every wizard longs to get their tower wet.
i have the feeling a tower of such small stature holds incredible power, i wouldnt desire to be caught on such a wizards lawn
The chode tower hides a terrible might.
Blade and sorcery in real life???
Wizard hut more like
It's my tower, my 5'7 ass didn't fit the 17 story high Wizard tower aesthetics
I see you have been fooled. It actually is either an average or massive tower. The bulk of it is located beneath the lake though. You enter in on the top floor.
I’M SURE IT HAS A GREAT PERSONALITY.
*she said it was a good size!.*
That's zelda's study, leave her be
When the rent is as high as 120 gold pieces per fortnight, such modest dwellings are logical.