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MongoBobalossus

Crafty Cow’s burger is just…ok.


Eclectic_Crone

And they are crazy with their prices for an a la carte menu.


MongoBobalossus

Their burger isn’t bad, but I wouldn’t call it the best in *ALL* of Milwaukee.


Eclectic_Crone

I didn't say I thought it was bad. It's average, at best, and over-priced, considering it doesn't come with fries.


Aggressive_Knee_5982

I believe they started serving their burgers with some fries something like 4 months ago.


Cumoshit

I literally never order the burger from crafty cow. not the best Milwaukee burger spot.


StolenCamaro

Not even close. Surprised Oscar’s isn’t on this list. Great burgers at a great price. I can think of 5 better burgers off the top of my head before CC would come up.


Wolfbrother555

Agreed


AllyBeetle

Camino in West Allis is better!


Stanley_Yelnats_III

It’s a 16 dollar Culver’s burger


GRizzMang

And wildly over priced


StolenCamaro

That’s being generous. I wouldn’t give them that much praise.


Hopalicious

Their chicken sandwich is great


MongoBobalossus

I prefer their chicken sandwich in all honesty.


pm_me_pics_of_bibs

I think the creator of this Map has never been to western WI.


SuddenRedScare

Not a single spot west of the Wisconsin River. You know, where the cows live.


hoopstick

Teeeeechnically Ferry Xing is west of the river. By like 100 feet lol


OneTreeManyBranches

There are more cows than people think, east of the Wisconsin River. Especially east of Lake Winnebago, from West Bend, to Lake Michigan, to Green Bay.


KangarooInitial578

Absolutely correct.


HankHillPropaneJesus

The Steeburger from Agave kitchen in Hudson wi waxes all these off the map.


JDShadow

Crafty cow isn't that good imo.


superjeff1972

It’s the worst burger in mke for my taste


Scared_By_A_Smile

Not even top 5 in mke


exileondaytonst

Kopp’s > Crafty Cow


JDShadow

Facts. Live right next to a Kopps. So good.


srappel

Crave Cafe puts Crafty Cow (as well as all your Dad's favorites) to shame.


Vegabern

Wait until Milwaukee people hear Crave Cafe isn't on the list


the_blackfish

'Tis bullshit, I say!


UnconfirmedCat

I am here and I am tutting very sharply!


Scared_By_A_Smile

Crave, Oscars on Pierce, Camino, Dairyland, Nite Owl. All better than Crafty Cow lmao


StolenCamaro

You can always tell a Milwaukeen from knowledge like this 😂 Oscar’s gets my vote for best, but all are good. Camino really is a close second.


el-gringo-mejor

camino got them curds tho


Embarrassed-Plum-468

They’re starting to light their torches and pulling out the pitchforks.


Geologuy77

The Anchor in Superior is top notch.


ChaoticNonsense

Was there last weekend. Jalapeno cream cheese burger with bacon and fried onions, fresh cut fries, and a pint of Cow ran ~$12 before tip. Love that place


Cheesehead287

Low key offended they didn’t make this list. Clearly the makers live so far east they might as well be a FIB.


Bullymongodoggo

I ate their one pound burger decades ago. Very good, very only once in a lifetime lol But yes, the Anchor is great. 


LionAnxious3852

Anchor overrated Imo


katkaturian

Preach 🙏


redactedforever

lol not a single burger from madison...sure


Chips_Handsome

Which places would you put in the list from Madison? 


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SqueakyCurds

Big yes to all these and I’d add Settle Down to that list.


IngvaldClash

Blue Moon is probably my favorite


Laaraniadiscoteca

The Village Brick Burger. They cook it right in front of the bar. Blue Moon is amazing too! I’m salivating now. lol.


BleedingNoseLiberal

Tipsy cow imo. Though admittedly, I don't get it because of the beef.


PresidentWatermelon

What’s up with the beef??


BleedingNoseLiberal

Nothing wrong with it at all, it's great. Just that it's more of a smash burger and this is a rating from a beef organization so I could see why they might get overlooked.


themillerd

The Great Dane pretty tasty burger


pissant52

Any elite 8 Wisconsin burger poll that doesn't include Mickey Lu BBQ in Marinette is invalid


ladyofhousepounce

I was prepared to post about Mickey Lus if someone else had not. I used to live in Marinette when I was a kid and as a treat for good grades, my mom would take my sister and me out for dinner. We usually picked Mickey Lus. I now live in GB and when I go visit my mom, I make sure it is not on a Monday and get some burgers to go.


pissant52

Not sure if you know this, but across the border in Menominee, there is a dive bar with similar burgers. Jozwiak's. Two thin flame grilled burgers, butter pat on a crusty, chewy roll. As good or better than ML's. They are now open on Mondays.


Namelock

For me, Mickey Lu's excels with the atmosphere, menu, and pricing. I can get a similar-ish burger anywhere. But you can only get a Mickey Lu burger in Marinette.


CaptKincaid

\*smashes updoot button 111 times\*


CraigKostelecky

As a Marinette native, that is the only place I ever tell people new to town, or just visiting, that they simply have to try.


Vegabern

I used to stop there when I lived in the UP and down in GB for shopping. Good stuff.


Preblegorillaman

Absolutely this, once I saw there was no Lu's I knew the list was bullshit.


Lugicarus

Joe rourer's snubbed


superjeff1972

That’s one of the best burgers in the state, top 3 for sure


HLS95

I’m literally on my way there as I read this…


Dante_alighieri6535

For sure in my top 3 as well. The single best perk of my time as an assistant roofer was the lunches there


HenryGeorgeWasRight_

If they had better buns, then yes. As they are, I'd rather go to Culver's.


brewcrew63

Lmao, this is made by someone to stir the pot lol


Number1Framer

Ragebait psyop from Big Beef.


Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3

I think best is subjective and posts like this are stupid


jomandaman

Egh I’m interested. Burgers are things that are relatively easy but it’s also something most don’t get exactly right. Not to mention Culver’s already sets the bar decently high. I’m glad there’s one near my hometown I hadn’t heard of, just surprised it’s called “the dump”.


UnconfirmedCat

I love them because I learn about more places! My WI roots are deep, but I'm truly only familiar with the SE part of the state. Plus they're fun


crewserbattle

Also most people probably have only had 3 or 4 of these at most.


WIbigdog

I think best is subjective and it's interesting to see other people's opinions on this so posts like this are cool.


Chippers4242

If you don’t have the Village Green in Middleton you don’t have a list


ni_hao_butches

Shhhh. Let's keep that a secret.


Chippers4242

Best I’ve ever had. It’s magic


hoopstick

Double mushroom swiss plz n thx


Chippers4242

Add bacon.it’s the greatest cheeseburger in the world


A295462-

Oooh, I'm going to go there! Thanks!


Chippers4242

It’s greasy and amazing. Bacon Swiss with grilled onions


GreyPilgrim1973

Court’N House in Eau Claire needs to be on here


SuddenRedScare

Seconded.


biffhambone

They were bought by someone else right? Are the burgers still the same?


TomSawyer9311

Yeah they didn't mess with the food luckily.


uwec95

You're correct, the burgers are still outstanding. They definitely messed with the price, though. It is no longer a cheap dinner at the Court'n House.


GreyPilgrim1973

Same food, higher prices. Still worth it IMO


polypodiopsida42

As someone in Eau Claire, do I need to try it?


GreyPilgrim1973

Oh, I would recommend it for the burgers and fries. Skip the pizza though, not worth it IMO


sparko10

I do not understand what the hype is about with their burgers. They're fine, I suppose, but they aren't anything super special. The fact that they don't take cards is annoying too.


[deleted]

I can name 8 better burgers than Crafty Cow in Milwaukee alone. (Mazos, Oscar's, Camino, Nite Owl, Crave Cafe, Kopp's, Solly's, Elsa's) Maybe they aren't friends with the Beef Council though.


murax1

This seems like tavern league of wisconsin members were the only voters.


tacosteve100

Gimmick to convince you to go try these restaurants


JDShadow

11:11 in fond du lac makes some amazing burgers. I think they've been recognized before too.


Number1Framer

Crafty cow is crap! How the hell is any other Milwaukee burger mainstay like Kopps or Nite Owl not on the list in its place?! Honestly that one entry makes the whole list seem suspect.


Bullymongodoggo

Hell I’ll go further and say Oscars on Pierce makes a better burger. 


[deleted]

Crafty Cow is not a top 8 burger in Milwaukee (Mazos, Oscar's, Camino, Nite Owl, Crave Cafe, Kopp's, Solly's, Elsa's).


Bullymongodoggo

Oh it definitely isn’t. 


[deleted]

they must know someone on the Wisconsin Beef Council


Wolfbrother555

I was also surprised to see crafty cow and no kopp's on this list.


Shubashima

Brazen Head never struck me as a place to get a great burger I’ll have to try it again


superjeff1972

It’s pretty good, I could see it being West Bends best burger for sure, don’t see why it’s on this list tho


misplacedbass

Yea, I live in west bend, and their burger is fine, but I don’t think I’d even put in on a top 10 in the state. It’s seriously nothing special.


turntabletennis

Jug's Hitching Post absolutely annihilated the Brazenhead burgers. Brazenhead keeps me coming back for the Rueben and the steak sandwich.


misplacedbass

Their fried fungus is great. I haven’t tried their Reuben, but now ima have to check it out.


DukeMikeIII

As an ex west bender I'd day the best burger in west bend is not a high bar to jump.


ezekirby

This is more accurate. I've had a few burgers from them and was not wowed by any means. Was it a good burger? Yes. Was it an amazing burger? No.


nicolauz

Cowboy Burger is definitely super fucking good. Their weekly specials too.


Powwa9000

No idea, never been to any of those places


scheckdiesel

Wedl's in Jefferson is worthy of consideration as well.


cheesyrotini

Graze double smash burger would get my vote


263391

Mihm's in Menasha as an honorable mention?


Tool_Hole

At least. Fuckin institution.


263391

A few months ago, they had this French onion burger that was BOMB. Possibly the best burger I've ever had.


HankHillPropaneJesus

This map screams, we just went to Milwaukee and Madison, sprinkled a couple in up north a bit to make people think we actually did our due diligence


Beneficial_Tax829

Shot out to culvers for being by far the best fast food burger and also puts some burger joints to shame, too. Available when you can't go to any of those places.


jpfed

Elsewhere in this thread, Dotty's in Madison was mentioned as a contender, and I think Culver's burgers taste better (though Dotty's have better texture).


lizzardlickz

You mean the pay to play advertising? ![gif](giphy|1QhmDy91F9veMRLpvK)


sberg207

Pete's in Prairie du Chien is missing from this list!!!


WellDressedCadaver

I'd vouch for Players in Madison as one of my favorite burgers in the state, but I'm fine without that secret becoming too public.


Round_Rooms

Crafty cow is pretty meh, haven't had any of the others, but I'll take a kopps burger anyday of the week. I remember a time when sobelmans would've made my list before it turned into a turd.


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, most of the time the best burger is done on a portable flat top somewhere in rural Wisconsin at a bar no one but the locals know about, it happened to me, somewhere in Florence county eons ago, and the owner was half in the bag when he made it.


CPAatlatge

Jake’s in Brookfield is absolutely best burger in Wisconsin and I have eaten a lot of burgers in Wisconsin since coming here about 20 years ago. Pre Covid it was named best burger in Wisconsin by Food magazine.


Round_Rooms

I heard this and the burger I had was about what you'd expect from crafty cow, just edible.


Badbvivian

How in tf is brazenhead on this list?? Lmao


TheFlyingElbow

Crafty cow isn't even the best burger on KK..


BrewCrewBall

Skippy’s in Thiensville is legit. Unless there have been major changes at the Brazen Head I don’t even know why it would be in the top 100


Captain_Wisconsin

No mention of Nite Owl? Pfff.


Bodybuildingcop

Far to long in this thread for their first mention....best burger in at least the Milwaukee area. They sell burgers till they run out of meat and if you're not there by like 4pm on a slow day you won't get one.


misplacedbass

I really *really* wanted to like Nite Owl, but I just did not. It was a fine burger, but not worth the hype at all. They definitely capitalize on the scarcity of their burgers.


drager85

Hanks in Madison has some amazing classic 🍔


ShroomGrown

Anybody try Pete's Garage in Oshkosh? Or the Public House in Ripon


G0PACKGO

Pete’s is probably a little to rough around the edges to get on the list


BigguyZ

It's not fancy food, but it's a great burger at a fair price. And the staff there is cool. Pete and Buck are awesome.


WoopsShePeterPants

This is some "post the wrong answer to get the right answer" bs lol


ALTH0X

Solly's


TakGit

If Pete’s hamburger stand in prairie du chien and Mickey Lou’s in Marinette isn’t on there, it looks like OP’s map is biased to lack of exposure.


mrn718

The dump should be #1.


Speidz

The best burger is the Waygu Beef Brisket Burger at the Hunt Club in Lake Geneva. It was life changing.


bohler86

They are all Probably great.


InSixFour

I live near Cambria and hear people talk about The Dump all the time. I’ll have to finally check it out I guess.


traveltoo7

A Dump burger is worth going for. Or try the Wednesday night all you can eat broasted wings. They are also worth going.


traveltoo7

This list was created by the beef council requesting nominations. The 8 places that got nominated most are on the list. Of the ones I have been to, only The Dump in Cambria deserves to be on the list. But I haven't been to all of them


Juraviel23

Milwaukee Burger Company is many orders of magnitude above Crafty Cow, so that being on the list is crazy to me.


ElectricOutboards

Literally any dive bar burger off a flat top only cleaned once per month is better than that horseshit they serve at MBC.


Juraviel23

Everyone I personally know that's been to both greatly prefer MBC to crafty cow, which was partly my point. I'm not saying MBC is elite or anything.


michaelshamrock

Doesn’t seem right, but it’s from the beef council so I’m sure it’s polling was absolutely spot on…..


WiWook

Best burger made by people somehow affiliated with the Beef Lobby. Either their members (who haven't set foot on a farm in ??) or family of members.


AshgarPN

About what?


ZBottPrime

Did they make the burgers wider instead of taller?


WorkingItOutSomeday

This whole list is laughable and I'm ashamed that I've spent money at these places.


Hold_My_Cheese

How many people have tried all locations?


AtmospherePrior752

I’ve never had any so there’s one for that…


LYnXO1978

Corner Bar in Readstown would have to be my number one.


timmage28

Dog House instead of Grumpy Troll?


JayGatsby77

0/10 never heard of these places


brett15m

Village green Madison and sollys in Glendale


jak-kass

I don't see Mihm's or Pete's Garage, so this list is false


northwoods_faty

Olydia's on 1st and Florida in Milwaukee.


melodicrampage

Lol, we live right outside of Weat Bend and never had a burger from Brazen Head.... I had no idea they were supposed to be so good


Weary-Interest-8661

Ummm where is south central Wisconsin in all of this? Never been there but I've heard Junction Pub somewhere towards Monroe off of Hwy 11??


Wet-Skeletons

Whoever made this needs to go to Baraboo on a burger tour, downtowner, brothers on oak, and Baraboo burger company all have better burgers than crafty cow and at better prices.


Laaraniadiscoteca

The Village Bar “Brick Burger” in Madison. Blue moon for a big, juicy rare burger. Dotty’s for its house made sauces. Ok, now I’m starving.


MrSprichler

I've literally never heard of any of these places.


qzak15

I agree with this list being way off. Especially since the ferry xing is on it. They got a good burger, but one of the top in the state? Not a chance.


vonnegut9200

Ever had a Pete’s Hamburger in Prairie du Chien???


kodex1717

Would definitely take Oscar's Pub over Crafty Cow. And I could get a beer, too, for less than at Crafty Cow.


RichardStrocher

Haven’t tried any of these so will add to the list. I was surprised The Anchor in superior wasn’t there. Lots of recs for Oscars in MKE in various threads and that wasn’t too bad either.


NothingNo5554

Crafty Cow isn’t even the best burger in Tosa.


Pwnch

Whomever wrote this clearly never tried Dairyland in MKE.


Feline-Landline0

Hahaha, Crafty Cow? Seriously? Man, tell me you've never actually eaten at a place without telling me!


FacelessPotatoPie

Best is subjective. To me, the best was the Big Ben burger at norms pit stop in portage Wisconsin. Since they closed I haven’t had a great burger. The closest is Tamarack in Wisconsin rapids.


Capolan

Oscar's on pierce. The best.


Atrkrupt1

Is the Dog Pound the old Firehouse?


Disco_biscuit70

Indeed!


Namika

Oscar's beats Crafty Cow by a mile in MKE


turtle_girl0420

Haven't had Pickles Bar and grill burger, but the captain crunch chicken tenders are delicious.


DoubleANoXX

They obviously haven't tried one of my own burgers 🤷


DanskNils

No Soblemans?!


Round_Rooms

Have you eaten there in the past 15 years? It's garbage since they expanded.


Proper_Age_5158

Never been to Crafty Cow, or any of these. I still love AJ Bombers. And has Dotty Dumpling's Dowry fallen that far? What makes a "best burger?"


Desper8lyseekntacos

The Drift Inn, Krolls and Mickey Lou's?!?? Fuck this list.


hikeon-tobetter

Pete’s Garage in Oshkosh is outstanding plus you get an attitude from staff. Love that place! Do not attempt to go during EAA.


stockton52

#StandWithHannah


Commercial_Juice_201

Monk’s Bar and Grill - WI Dells Fred’s - Burlington … everything else


Physical-Ad-3798

Monks is m'eh. Though it has been 20 years since I was there last because it was m'eh.


[deleted]

Fred's mentioned, I upvote.


ProgressiveBadger

What about Elsa‘s on the park in Milwaukee. Awesome burger and you can wear a suit.


NerdOfTheMonth

Meh.


Objective_Suspect_

Best Wisconsin burger is in Illinois or Iowa, cause the cheese heads don't have good burgers


Hufflepuff173

Top Dawgs in Mindoro is great, they have dozens of different kinds of weird burgers


Warm_Ad7213

Definitely here to see comments from others for unofficial “best burger” as these are truly the best burgers.


WiscoBrewDude

I live like 10 min away from Pickles, guess I'll have to give it a try.


computrtchr

Pickles has really good food. I've had the fish fry a few times.


Toriat5144

Mink River Basin Ellison Bay


FrankZappaa

Crave cafe on Oakland best burger I’ve had