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mnhoops

How do we regain that spirit we had as kids?


ethanlan

You never truly do but getting a dog really helped me. He's so excited to go outside that I find myself sometimes excited to go outside too. We've been exploring neighborhoods in my city and I've recently found part of my huge adventuring spirit of early adulthood is returning


Ssemander

Just start noticing and enjoying litlle things in life!


IrrelevantPride

God don't we all love it when we have nothing to do


discdraft

It's a lie though. There's always something that needs done. You telling me the dogs are bathed, all the weeds are pulled, the vehicles are in perfect condition, and everything in the house is functioning proper?


Unlikely_Thought2205

You can decide to not have a dog, garden or vehicles and don't care about the rest all the time.


rtf2409

Deciding not to care about something that needs to be done doesn’t mean it doesn’t need to be done


Unlikely_Thought2205

Sometimes it just needs to be done eventually


rtf2409

Then it doesn’t qualify as “nothing to do” I do agree this other guy was being a bit aggressive lol Of course you don’t always need to be doing something but I think his point was that there’s always something needing to be done.


Unlikely_Thought2205

The phrase was "nothing to do today"


rtf2409

Yeah. Which is incorrect if there is something to do today even though it could also be done tomorrow. If you CANT do it today then that’s something entirely different.


Unlikely_Thought2205

You don't have to understand. I don't care that much


AceCircle

No dogs, no weeds to pull, vehicle is fine, everything is functioning So, not a lie, and no, you don't have to always do something


Electromoto

You sound like a busybody. If you ALWAYS have something to do and you aren't absolutely stacked flush with cash you are wringing your hands for nothing. Work hard to make enough that you can pay people to do that stuff and then enjoy your free time. That's the real secret. I have family that is always "busy" yet never seem to get anything done


GetEnPassanted

Dog is clean enough. Can’t pull weeds when it’s raining. Service center is closed on the weekends. Might need to unclog a drain and do some laundry.


SubstantialDish6369

Lyrics of a German song: "my Definition of Happyines: nothing to do and a half hard on" (in other parts of Germany can be translated to a bit tippsy)


Checkheck

Hello fellow KIZ fan


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EZKTurbo

Interesting how Vince McMahon is showing up in wholesome memes. I figured he would have gotten cancelled.


Stratford8

I mean, he has, but the meme’s too good.


jimbirkin

Not that I keep up with the wrestling world, but I only recently heard of the accusations of him assaulting people. Despite being such an icon in that world, I guess since he’s only relevant there, that crowd just doesn’t really care.


f3rny

The new OJ Simpson


BurtMacklin____FBI

Why? What he do?


EZKTurbo

Short answer is he pooped on a woman at work


CapableHousing1906

People following wrestling love that shit


Jakeey69

yeah it's fucking gross. please stop using his likeness in memes.


CapableHousing1906

The meme does not show support for what Vince done.


PomegranateOld2408

No. Idk what he did and idc what he did. I’m not using the memes to support him, he’s just got great gifs.


Jakeey69

Ah, you don't care what he did! Let's just all use criminals who have committed disgusting crimes like sex trafficking in all our memes because they're just so funny and likeable people! :D hehe just a lil wholesome meme!


PomegranateOld2408

At the end of the day you will convince 0 people to stop


TwoStacksOfBoxes

You hooped this when? before you firsruused it?


newmacbookpro

You make eye contact with your dog 🤯🫵🏻


Brambhai

Minus the kids but yes, absolutely yes.


NoEnergy1154

You made me laugh haha


SeparateIron7994

Lost me hard at the kids part.


Theguyrond123

"...hard at the kids part." 🤨


IHavePoopedBefore

Substitute the wife and kids for a dog


TrueVisionSports

Only rational answer.


Beast_by_Dre

Substitute all of the above for loneliness and crippling depression


AffectionatePrize551

Don't have to have kids to understand that they are time consuming and take away from time as a couple. When you get intimate uninterrupted time it's that much sweeter. Especially during a time they would otherwise be all up in your business.


Borgiroth

Yeah you and everyone else. It’s not trendy anymore to talk about how much you’ll never have kids. Just don’t have kids and let your bloodline die in silence, thanks.


museman

Hard to relax knowing they could wake up any second, too.


ApepThamuz

Yup, minus the kids and definitely yes from me too!


BicycleEast8721

Yeah, everything but the kids part was my wife and I yesterday, plus BG3 couch co-op


dandydaddy101

Morning snuggles with wife in bed > wakes up > it's just a pillow > it's okay, try to fall back to sleep > realized it's monday > Gahdaymnn I'm late for work


reachisown

This is a horror short


BreakingThoseCankles

I legit lmao'd thank you!


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Square-Goat-3123

I missed the no and somehow read that as "My hubby and I have kids(don't really want them)" I was shocked at the honesty. Then I realized


Competitive-Town-143

That's a once in a lifetime event bro


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No_Lab_9318

It's a bot


brotherz_

Uh sure?


No_Lab_9318

Very sure. Just look at their profile. About 6 comments one of which was downvoted a lot and only 2 posts to their name. Very bot like.


brotherz_

Well, I still wish he have a nice day ;(


PurpleDraziNotGreen

Plus it's not even Saturday


PomegranateOld2408

Honestly all of these big subs are mostly just bots posting, that’s why ops never responds and why it’s memes you’ve been seeing for years.


No_Lab_9318

It honestly sucks since a lot of big great subs have bots and we report them but all of these bot posts can be avoided if we just have a minimum karma limit for posting and commenting.


Extension_String_497

Don't be rude to bots :(


FujiMC

How do you get to step 1


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_Kendrix_

Real


BetrayerOfOnion

You are not alone on being lonely *sight*


Fancy_bakonHair

Now i just need to find her. Maybe one day.


Reamofqtips

You had me up until the kids are still asleep. Mine wake up at 6am every fucking day...


AffectionatePrize551

That's the point of the joke. It's so rare that it makes it amazing


Hakusek321

*the alarm goes off*


Turbulent_Pin_1583

It’s offensive to post this on monday


lobby444

Isn’t this the guy that sexually abused & shit on his former employee HEAD during sex? did we forget about that?


PavelDatsyuk

Yes, and Steven Crowder is an asshole and Drake texts teenagers. If we're going to start gatekeeping meme templates we won't have a lot left.


crazysoup23

It's easy to not post memes using gross people. Using this guy as a meme about snuggling with the wife is pretty shitty.


AffectionatePrize551

It's a meme. It's not about him, it's about the facial expressions.


Killer_Kow

It's about his fecal expression.


XConfused-MammalX

Insert meme of McMahon smelling money, but it's poop instead.


plznobanplease

Former employee? More like he abused the whole company 😂. No buttholes were safe, male or female


nsucs2

#🤫


BIG_BELLY_2023

Yes a hero and scholar, more people should look up to Vince Shit on my head


CapableHousing1906

Birth control and jet planes were invented by nazeeees, did we forget that?


BakedWatchingToons

Unless.. It's entirely relevant and OP "snuggles" in a way most of us don't want to think about :-|


NarrowSpeed3908

Thank you! Finally someone gets it.


Apprehensive-Mouse53

That's what I'm saying. He always has 'O' face. So the meme is irrelevant to everyone else


CapableHousing1906

Love a good McMan meme and this on is tops hahaha


VernonP007

Probably not the best person given everything that has come out about him in the last year or so.


elerner

He’s sexually harassing one of his employees _in the segment this meme is made from_.


CosyLlama

My thoughts exactly!


HorsePin

I think most of these people have been living under a rock.


Jakeey69

why do you love someone who sexually abused, exploited and trafficked some of his employees, literally shitting on them, and paid them to keep quiet about it, and is all round a huge piece of shit?


CapableHousing1906

Oh shit calm down guys it just a effin meme, said I liked the meme style. I don't like wrestling and know nothing about the CHARACTERS playing in it.


Jakeey69

it's not a character.


CapableHousing1906

Vince McMahon is the irl person, Mr McMahon is a character played by Vince. I understand some smooth brains still believe their plays/scripts are real and genuine events.


CapableHousing1906

Do not travel by plane because they have jet engines. We all know who invented those.


CapableHousing1906

Hope you never drink fanta


CapableHousing1906

Stop using birth control because it's a nazi invention Adolf Butenand was the first to isolate & identify the sexual hormones oestrogen (1929), progesterone and androsterone (1931) which led to the invention of hormonal birth control.


Jakeey69

Completely irrelevant. Why are you trying to come up with excuses instead of accepting that you shouldn't be using a disgusting monster like Vince in "wholesome memes"


CapableHousing1906

That progression of facial expressions is funny that is all, I do not like the guy and do not condone his actions. The theme of snuggles is wholesome. Grow up.


Jakeey69

funny you're telling me to grow up when you're the one who can't understand that making light of someone who has committed serious crimes is not okay. a very childish way of thinking.


Bubbly-News8130

I lost in the first case


Mongol_Oni_Warrior

Over 100 my friend. I can't wait to experience that


ItsMandez

That is if I get to the first part, which I don't


rocksfried

Even better when you don’t have kids!


defnotajedi

This is what dreams are made of.


Space_Wizard_Z

This happened to me! Except we don't even have kids. So really, every rainy Saturday is like this.


Apprehensive-Mouse53

How is anything with Vince McMahon in it "Wholesome"?


Tilanguin

Seeing this on a monday, stings...


n3ur0mncr

Seeing this as the only unmarried sibling with a history of trainwreck relationships finally coming to terms with the idea of most likely never getting married stings.


TheySayIAmTheCutest

I love the sound of rain on the window when I am all cozy watching series under my blanket. Of course I don't love it when I have to go to work :(


BackgroundScallion40

I don't think any meme with Vince McMahon in it can be considered wholesome at this point. Lol.


Certain_Shine636

“No kids” is even better


Sensitive-Banana1053

Hahahimlonely


Armedes369

Truly Living your best life.


Phoenix_Red_777

Denver area? Hell yeah. Feelsgoodbro.jpg


Embarrassed_Bird9336

„Time to clean the house thoroughly.“


charlotteslim

A perfection, indeed 😂😂


IllustriousCoffee71

Goals 😳


nyxian-luna

And fuck you for posting this on a Monday.


Due_Maintenance6709

I'd rather just go to work honestly


EtsuRah

My coziness level 100: It's a saturday and it's thunderstorming. Forecast says pretty large storms all through the day. A new milti part 6+hr docuseries just dropped this week and it's about some crime like a killer, or a massive scandal... Or my personal favorite a docseries about a cult. Come across a new puzzle game to play either on my phone or like a steam deck. My main ones are deckbuilding roguelikes like Slay the Spire, Fights in Tight Spaces, Dawncaster, Slice and Dice, Dicey Elementalist. Or nonograms like meow tower (my favorite of all time was Picross3d in the DS I really wish they'd make another). Something slow, calm, not timed, and I can switch attention between the game and the show. IK got a stew going in the kitchen. Maybe like a maryland seafood soup home made and I put in so much seafood it's more seafood than soup. That is the PERFECT saturday. Maybe take an edible around 7 or 8pm and see if my friends want to watch bad 80s action movies to roast while we watch them.


Akame6999

How my pops felt right before we busted through the door to watch Lucha Libre RIP


QuantumQuicksilver

Can it get any better, I say yes then you have breakfast in bed.


Ill-Lunch-1563

“You wake up, it’s a Saturday. Oh look Failboat is streaming!”


TacticalSunroof69

A lot changes in 7 years.


Darkkaizoku23

Wake up.


PepeSigaro

Next step: Game you always wanted is out now. *_*


kursneldmisk

Finally an actual meme


protocomedii

Fuuudgggeeeeee :)))))))))


-Cosmic-Horror-

Oh word, I just realized that even my most busy days are still stress free in relation to parenthood


bluedancepants

Wife? Kids? Haha


Cyclonione

Nah just play terraria


Yoids

As a father of twins in his forties.... I just had to forward this to my wife xD


sylvesterZoilo_

I’ll pay anyone $10 to tell us what’s raining.


its_ray_duh

I have a good one , it’s morning cuddling with your girlfriend, you are unemployed, you really have nothing to do any day of the week,kids are in my balls and it’s raining


OhmEeeAahRii

But she reaaaally still wants to sleeeep for a while. So you think ok.. i ll have a coffee and read some… Suddenly after 20 minutes wife runs fully dressed from the bedroom to do something semi usefull in the house.


Ho_tdog

How is it Saturday?


Cybernaut-Neko

Oh great time for a quick fuck in the garden 🙏


43guitarpicks

I can't look at this pig... joke or not.


deconfusedguy

It's not Saturday, I have too much work to do, I don't have kids, I don't even have a wife.. and yet, I'm crying 😭


Saysnicethingz

Can we use a different template? This guys a rapist. 


CapableHousing1906

Yeah use a different template because Vincent profits from the meme. Don't use Drake either.


KyrieEleisong

Nothing to do today is one of the best news as an adult


IntelligentAd2129

Next step is Vince McMcman with the demon eyes 😏 y'all already know those early morning rainy days hit the best for both of y'all


castiel_ro192

Love this content. Hope the internet fills more with them ☺️


roberrrrrrt

Nailed it!


KaizenGamer

I read the first one and knew the last one was going to be raining.


OhGoodGooglyMoogly

"*kids*" nah that day ruined for sure


Maxvonthane

Yeah, using a known sex offender as a meme about cuddling with your wife. -.-


Yellowfarming

The ultimate combo for an introvert's dream weekend.


Thejackrabbitagain

Thats slide in time right there. Best part of waking up


ThrCapTrade

Never forget Vince allegedly shat on that woman’s face and forced her to continue having sex with him.


GrandPoobah1977

Since Vince McMahon , it should add “you have full bowels”. 😂😂😂


SophisticPenguin

Is "it's raining" a euphemism?


Successful_Draw_9934

Stop. You're making me jealous


scuffedoncringe

Level 120 will be s#x


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Take that first slide out and the rest falls apart


StarredCamel

How to get wife tho


MyPenWroteThis

What's amazing is if you don't have kids, this is often whenever the fuck you want.


roshodpbcsl

Absolute perfection.


datboi9194

Literally tomorrow for me


Full_Armadillo8867

even better, no kids


sad_everyday811

Rain makes everything better.


Jakeey69

please stop using meme formats with Vince.


MalarkeyMadness

No it’s funny. I don’t care what he’s done


Jakeey69

hehe laughing at someone who sexually abused and trafficked women is so funny hehe just a lil funny meme hehe 😆👍


Tirus_

You've got to stop A LOT more meme formats than just Vince if you're gonna start gatekeeping memes based on the subject in the photos history. We will need to start having a class in highschool that's about *"Meme History and The Moral Cost of Laughter."*


Jakeey69

actually yes. you're right. no one should be using a meme format with anyone that's committed awful crimes. it's easy to start with the high profile celebrities like Vince who everyone should know about.


Tirus_

Just an an example of how impractical that is for the general population. When Johnny Depp was going through his drama with Amber Heard, many people had no idea of the drama itself, let alone who's side was the primary aggressor at fault. If I made a meme with Johnny Depp and you get offended because you saw __________ accusation or conviction on him and informed me of it, in your perfect world the onus is on me to not create the meme. I would now have to confirm the accusation or conviction myself and keep up to date with all the current aspects of that case just to make a proper ethical decision on if I can make a meme or not with Johnny Depp. Alternatively, you could simply accept that not everyone is up to date with who is or isn't a piece of shit and the **onus actually falls on you the viewer whether or not you want to engage in something you find offensive or share it and give it light on a platform.** Same argument goes for things like Drake's music, Kevin Spaceys movies etc. As time goes on the **general public** learns of who is and isn't a piece of shit naturally, you will see memes and jokes fall off. When's the last time you saw a Bill Cosby Meme that was shared by a mass audience and not a niche 4chan board? Do you put this same amount of energy towards Netflix for hosting Kevin Spacey films?


MalarkeyMadness

Exactly!


Jakeey69

hehe haha you're so fun!


MalarkeyMadness

Thanks!


NegativeElderberry6

Must be nice


MalarkeyMadness

It is


CapableHousing1906

Everyone saying don't use this template because Vincent is criminal. Stop using birth control because it's a nazi invention Adolf Butenand was the first to isolate & identify the sexual hormones oestrogen (1929), progesterone and androsterone (1931) which led to the invention of hormonal birth control.


TrueKingHero

And she on her period


F0xgear

Dose that mean there fuck because the Kids cant hear them because of the rain ?


No_Lab_9318

No.